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February 28, 2025 12 mins

Today is Jason Brown's birthday and the crew rounded up the perfect cast to wish him a happy birthday!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen, The Entertainer Report in just
a Moment, and the Show by Shelley Showdown, the final
one before she goes off to have her baby boy.
Six hundred and fifty bucks is the price Kiki takes
over Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Jason's birthday is today.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yay, Mystery guest number one? The theme today by the way,
mystery crushes?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay? Scary? So you I don't know what do you
want to start guessing? Who you think it is? I
don't like mystery.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
If I were to tell you that I have one
of your I would what would you say?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Top three?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh? Yeah, easily top three? Mystery crushes on the phone
right now? Yes, extremely famous this person. I'm a little
surprised we were able to book this person. Who would
you guess?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
It might be you?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, I don't want to make me play this game.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You really aren't. We won't guess. You really won't guess.
I don't know, you don't know. I want a second.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
My hands are sweating.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm trying to I was trying to get his theme
song on.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
My boyfriend of fourteen years.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Let's go with oh, that's a very safe guess. That's
a very safe guess. But here is the theme song.
Ladies and Gentlemen on Jason's Birthday Mystery Guest number.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
One, Live from Raleigh, North Carolina. Trevor Marini.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Good morning, Trevor, good morning, Happy birthday Jason Brown.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I like to get a little deep with that morning.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, this is what he did.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Hey, Trevor's on a syndicated radio show now, so I'm
surprised we're not like in the studio. I'm surprised you
to have some kind of satellite link. But for those
of you who don't know, Trevor Moriney is our boss
in Raleigh, North Carolina, which is what makes this even
more strange. Jason openly sexually harasses the boss. We just
took a training on this, Okay, Like you're not supposed

(01:58):
to do that. Hey, I've got a yeah, Trevor marine
you very very fine looking, very talented man who happens
to be our boss in Raleigh on on G one
O five. So you guys take it away. I mean,
what would you like to say to him? It's your birthday.
You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Oh I can Okay, Hey, I mean, look you say
that one.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's not your birthday, so whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Normally it leads in the training videos it's the boss
harassing the employees, right exactly, but not here up.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
In the script. You know, we're claiming it.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
How did your life change, Trevor when you met Jason?
I'd like to know, and I know you're happily. Mary
to Haysu is also beautiful human being. But Jason has
no problem just openly harassing you right right in front
of him. I don't know if you got last I
heard Hayesus couldn't even listen to the program because he
was so upset about Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, Jesus is like, oh, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Good, No, my life has just changed, you know, obviously
one hundred percent for the better. Yeah, myself, my self
esteem has gone so far.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's been amazing so far, one hundred percent improved.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, look what you're doing for people, Jason, Look what
you're doing.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
How do you think we got so successful? You know,
like I had to, luckily you made it easy with
your beautiful face.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
No offense to you. You hear how we talked to
Tony Travado.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Man, oh my god, oh wow?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Am I number? Am I number three? And he's number
two or he's number one. Oh well, no, right, no
you're number one. Yeah, you're on the phone. So I
love you, daddy, Trev.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I love you too.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Happy birthday. Thank you. We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
We have thirteen listeners now in Raleigh, North Carolina as well.
It took a long time, but that's because of you, man,
That's because you decided to go ahead and push the
on button every day as opposed to just playing Celinion.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
And we appreciate that. Some days, some days we're up.
Some days you're on in Raleigh. Some days you know
the satellite.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, some days we don't pay the internet bill. But
I mean that's where we work. I mean, you know,
it's makes perfect sense, doesn't it. Hey, have a great day, man,
thanks for calling. Thanks to Happy birthday, Jason. Okay, good now,
ladies and gentlemen. It's chasing Brown's birthday to the Friday
Throwback dance party in just a moment with djan E.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Rodick.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
But first, mystery crush number two. Oh boy, are you ready?
Any guesses?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, don't make you, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I actually don't know who this is either, because I
know who we tried to get. I don't know We
got it. Mystery crush number two.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hello, Hello, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Are we lying from the gay rad Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Stop?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's it that we got.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Him to do it. We got him. We got him
to call the radio station. Only took a year.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
How you doing, Mike the Mechanic is here.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Mike.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I know this isn't your thing, but but oh my gosh,
thank you for calling.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You're very welcome.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
We had to wish Jason a happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mike the Mechanic, Jason's partner who doesn't like to be
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
We didn't think you get him to do it. We
got him to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yes, he did, and I love that. He's a mystery
crush number.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Hey, Mike, we don't have to talk about mystery crush
number one. Okay? Yeah, I was gonna say who was
number one?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That was a bit of a typho. It was you.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
It was you.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
The other guy was two and.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Invessing things like.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, so, Mike the Mechanic, we love you so much.
What what is your plan for Jason today? What are
you going to do for the man?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
God?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
We're probably going to go out to Peppe's. Yeah, you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
If you guys want to come and join us. That
would be great. I know Jason's going to be hammered.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he got hammered on my birthday, So.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, Jason is he is no stranger to Pepe's. In fact,
he makes his own drinks there sometimes just right behind.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
The market when as he does all of it, but
you don't get paid for it.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, well that's okay.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah it's black man.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know what, Mike, this is very nice of you
to go, and I know it's not really your thing,
but thank you for calling.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, you're very welcome. You have a great birthday, Gayson,
and I'll see you tonight.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh he's going to see you to night.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Because I had not heard from him this morning, I
was like, you for real, by the way, if it's
going to be that kind of night, is pepe is
really the thing that?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
No matter?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I love it, Mike the mechanic. Thank you man, have
a great day. Love you you guys have a great day.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh I'm so glad he did that.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh my god, that's big?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Is he? I know he's doing that until he's had
a couple of cocktails.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
But I don't think he's had the cocktails yet though.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
He goes hey, by the way, I don't know if
you knew this, Kiky, but Jason's partner is a it's
a car mechanic.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I have learned that if you did anyone to work
on your car, long crutch up any for Mystery Guests
number three?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh boy, my heart?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Okay, Secret Crush number three, Oh boy, okay.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
We had him on hold. Now we don't have him
on hold anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I guess we're having extensive conversations with a secret We
need to put Secret Guests number three on hold. There
he is agreed. You need to put him back on hold.
You put it on hold, and we picked him up again,
and now we don't have him anymore. We don't have
Secret Guests number three anymore. Broken, Secret Guests Crush number three,
Is it happening?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is it not happening? We doing? You have to guess.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't it was your third crush. I don't know.
It's not Anderson Cooper.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
I couldn't it was going to be my guess. Well,
we tried, Okay, he wasn't available.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
He's busy. Ye, he'still sleeping. I think he's I don't
know where he is. He's defending crime somewhere.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't just made him. I just made him in
to Superman somehow.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But his came on and somewhere right now, he's got
his uh, he's got his his rain jacket that sends
to the back.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You know. No, no, no, you're right. That was David Merr. Sorry,
I hold on, report is on the bridge.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Just kidding, I guess now we do have Secret Guest
number three. Hello, Secret Guests, Mystery cross number three. Identify myself?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Is it Marette? Wait a minute, why are you on
the phone. You can't just walk down here. Hello.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
I was gonna walk down here.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
But do you guys have a mic for me? Well?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
The game, the quiz Show.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Out of her Window, the wreck of Window.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Come on, Mary, I'm just being creepy right now.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, marriage ladies and gentlemen. Maris is one of our colleagues,
Jason's Secret Quest number three, and he is on Rock
ninety five to five in Chicago. And he has a
deeper voice than I do. So you can get going now.
It's nice seeing you. I'll turn it on.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
That helps people to hear your voice. I appreciate that.
That makes three radio stations this morning.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh my god, I've been all over the place, but
happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
I gotta shout out Jason because he's one of the
best work husbands the person could ever have. He gets
mad for stuff that I don't even realize I should
be mad about, and he's fed on me.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
And then I'll come up in the email and be like, oh,
Jason handled it.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yes, I got your back.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
So I always appreciate you. This has been an amazing
eight year friend. I know you don't brag about hanging out.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
With people outside of work, but we hang out.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
We do. Mary, Let's go ahead and say it for me. Hey, baby,
I'm sorry, Please forgive me for all the run up.
People don't know this, but Marrius is actually a guy
from Boys to mec He. Actually, yeah, he's the guy
that spoke in the Boys to Men's songs. That's actually Marry.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I was eight when they recruited me for voice. He
was even appropriated, but his voice sounded like that. I
came out talking like that. I had no clue what
I was saying in that band, but it works. I'm
trying to remember.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think it was between seventh and eighth grade that
I went my voice started to sound like this.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
When was it for you? In fifth grade?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Engine, I would be answering the phone and the bill
collectors would be like, oh, can we speak to.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Mister Merris And I'd be like, this is his son.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
We're like, oh, absolutely not, you're lying to me and
I was like, I don't know what you want me
to do.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Click.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think all the men know about this, But Marris
was the kid who had under arm hair in fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
He was that kid I weren't.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
I was undersized for what my voice was when I
was Yeah, so it was just like a very tiny
frig Mariss with a very low voice.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
And they threw everybody.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
That would throw me off. But like I remember, there
was always the one kid. If you're a boy, you
know probably girls too, But there was the one kid
that had like a beard in fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
And I'm like everybody that was you, Oh no, I
still can't grow.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well, it's lovely you've managed to harass to people now
the company that.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I appreciate every time you call me. He Zaddy in
a meeting called him that too.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
I'm coming off really bad too.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
That was marriage. Thank you for your good sports.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
His longest high a huge. Can go get some cinnamons.
Oh yeah, I got cinnamons this morning. Oh yes, everybody
a cent. And there's pizza nachos coming from Danny's.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yes, he's in the parking lot right now.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Hide the cinemon for me. What do they say?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's, you know, two seconds on your lips and eighty
pounds on your hips.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, I made that up a little bit, but yeah,
away away, okay commercial commercial

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