Javy's Family Vacation

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I've had a morning already, already, I've just been up
since two o'clock.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Charley Bird gets the worm? Oh yeah, did you get
the worm? Do you feel like he got the worm?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is the warm secured worm has not been gotten. Yeah.
Why Gabrielle, I got you up?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah. No, her father he's going on vacation and I
had to take his whole family to the airport.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wait. Today, I offered you, hold on, hold on, hold back,
hold on.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
So you do a morning radio show, you have to
be here at a certain time. But he wanted you
to take into the airport first. No, I mean, well
he had flight to catch. I mean he had to
be on the flight a certain time. It's not going
to wait for him. Flights don't wait for you. But
you don't just show up when you want to. Absolutely
at the airport. I just go to the international airport
and I'm here. Now it's a good time.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Take me. I listen. Thank you for thank you for
explaining to me how airplanes were got to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wait, hold on and tell you one more time. So
how does it work? If I wanted to take an airplane?
I got you want to take airplane?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
What I gotta do what. You gotta call me for
a ride, okay the morning in the morning. Yeah, and
then I'm gonna take you to the airport. Then you're
gonna walk in saying I have a ride, all right,
firing up? What's a we can go now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
So, okay, you took your husband to the airport at
four o'clock this morning, three o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh my god, there's I mean, oh, Uber, you invented it.
I can't invent it, right, you would think. No.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I offer to take him, and then I got his
parents as well, because they were gonna take an uber,
and I was like, I can go.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Get you, Like, I'm right here, my god, I live
two seconds. I live next door to the airport, like
next door.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
But I'm still if I already have to be up,
you know, and functioning around four, somebody else can deal
with the three three in the morning. I'm not just
getting up an extra Maybe this is why, no, I'm
already don't have that many friends.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Because I'm not giving.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
If somebody called me and they were like, hey, I
know you get up at four, so would you get
up at three and drive into the airport, I'd be
like no, I would say no.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, I'm up already. I did not mind.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm just feel some have a way because I want
to be on that plane. I've never been so jealous
of a group of people boarding a Southwest flight in
my life. And I'm like, if I could go to
the Bahamas right now, like that would really just suit.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, So let's discuss how this came about. Yeah, so
there's a vacation going on apparently Big One and you
opted not to go.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
So it's all his.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Family and him, every single person, okay, And what's the
purpose of this trip?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is my mother in law's fiftieth birthday? Okay, the happy birthday.
I always getting together.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And then you were invited, of course, of course, But
then you decided because of Gigi or whatever, you want
to stay back Gigi.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
My little job.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
This.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's not a good time to go, and
I'm okay with it. So you were like, okay, go
ahead and go. You let him go.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Wow, I know I'm a good wife, right, No, I
mean you are a good wife, and it's a nice
thing to do cost him, but I'm a good wife.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, what is it going to him?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Are you going to be passive aggressive with him the
whole time. Like when he's gone, he's gonna be like
that must be nice. Oh you know I am because
oh all night, you know, yeah, I'm the cool wife.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
And then when he goes, I'm gonna really just punish exaction.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
But why do that because you approved it. I did
approve it, approved vacation, I approved this time off I did.
I said he can go.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
He's been working a lot, he's and working really hard,
and I respect that, but I don't think I wasn't
on price line last night looking at my own.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Flights to go to my own little trip. Yeah okay,
So that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
So then when you're ready to go on yours, like
when you want to go do something with your friends,
he'll say yes to that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah. Oh oh oh yeah okay. And if you don't
do it, that's okay too, No good, I'm going. I
mean that's I respect both sides. You know you weren't
ready to leave your kid yet, No, I mean you
needed here.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean, my god, the show cannot go, you can't,
So thank you for thinking of us as well.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Your work friends literally can. Yeah, me and Jason really
be on the air right now.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, I don't know that we would, because I don't
really know what the hell you guys do.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
So I don't know anything. We're just winging in nothing.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I know the one and then we say some stuff
and then I played songs sometimes, and that's what I
know how to do, as far as like the dew
flat

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Cheese and this and the sat