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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is what's trending, all right. President Joe Biden, he
finally addressed the nation publicly for the first time last night,
said dropping out of the presidential race four days earlier.
While giving the fourth Oval Office address of his presidency.
He said that he dropped out for the sake of
a unity. That's why he did it. So there. CrowdStrike,
(00:20):
this is the company, the cybersecurity firm that crash millions
of computers with the botched update all over the world
last week. They are offering an apology to their customers.
Now you got a thing about this, Like Delta is
a customer, you know America, a lot of major airlines.
Well Southwest isn't because they're on a Commodore sixty four.
They're using an original Nintendo to run the whole airline.
(00:43):
But Crowdstrikes sorry for the billions of dollars that they
cost people last week with their blue screen of death
because of their update. And so what do they do
to make it right? They sent some of their customers
their partners ten dollars Uber Eats gift cards as and
I'm sorry, oh not the people affected, even like they said,
Delta ten dollars Uber eaeds gift. Hey, sorry guys, sorry
(01:04):
about that. The gift cards were send it to well.
They were sent to the contractors who were helping to
manage the fallout of a disastrous software update that caused
a global tech meltdown last week. Millions of computers with
the Microsoft Windows operating system were hit with the blue
screen of death on Friday because of a crowd strike
glitch that left them unable to boot up. CrowdStrike has
been scrambling to salvage the crisis, which is expected to
(01:25):
cost fortune five hundred companies billions of dollars. How much
is CrowdStrike crowd strike? I'm just curious. Seventy six billion dollars.
Seventy six billion dollars and they out here eat it right.
I can't we get an appetizer right, Like I can't
even get a start talk? Why can't we get an appetizer?
(01:48):
A delivery fee? In the service charge? I didn't get anything.
I got a napkin, ten dollars water. Seventy six billion dollars.
That you, guys are a sign of the times. Like
that's the kind of things they've be giving us around here,
Like everybody's taking the breaches that we like, here, here's
five dollars off your next bill. I'm like, my information
is out there, bro right yeah, but someone else already
(02:08):
spent that with the information that you lead right right,
So that was their fix guys, ten dollars Uber eats
gift cards. Geez Uber's probably happy about that, because if
you get me a ten dollars Uber Eats gift card,
I have to spend more right to get great. It's
not even an it's tax, you know what I mean.
So so basically Uber eats makes me get crazy. Yeah. Yeah,
(02:29):
the cross tracks like, look, we'll make sure your stuff
never crashes, but we need some gift cards to send
it to people. I mean, I don't know how much
you could have. If I'm a contractor fixing your billion
dollar problem, I better be eating for free the entire time.
I better eating caviare and whatever else I want. Well,
I fix your billion dollar issue. Minnesota has passed a
new road law that they're calling the Jetson Law that
(02:51):
sets the stage for a new era of flying cars.
The law goes into effect, they're actually calling it that
the Jetson's Law on August first. Legislation officially declares a
roadable aircraft as a vehicle that can fly, both fly
and drive using public highways. The definition includes airplane to
car hybrid design for road use that are capable of
(03:12):
taking off and landing at an airfield on the road.
These innovative vehicles will be treated like cars when in
the air. You have to follow the FAA rules, and
you wouldn't be able to use the road itself as
the means for taking off. So I wouldn't be able
to just land and take off on the highway. Yeah, right,
Kennedy's messed up. I'm gonna take off right here and
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then on the shoulder, I guess. And then I'm just
gonna land it over here and park my car next
to the plane and then just get on. You're not
gonna be able to do that. But they are only
the second state to pass laws regulating flying vehicles. So
I guess there's enough of these things out there they
got to have laws for Are we that close to
I guess? I guess. There you go. And here's another
(03:52):
sign of the times, guys. Nearly half of gen Z
thinks that being ten minutes late to work is the
same as being on time. They really ask people about
this and they really think that's true. Almost half of
gen Z thinks it being ten minutes late to work
is as good as being on time, but eighty percent
of boomers disagree. According to a survey that was conducted
(04:14):
by Meeting Canary, almost half of people aged sixteen to
twenty six, I think that's showing up to work between
five and ten minutes late is the same as being
on time. And I would have to disagree with that.
I mean, if you're being paid, you got to show
up at the time you start getting paid, right, right,
you know, I mean it's not like good. This isn't
like a casual hang. It's not optional, right yeah, right.
(04:36):
And plus if everyone else has to show up on
time and they're waiting on you, but you're getting paid,
that doesn't work. You can't do that. It's not good,
Which is why I think we just if that's the case.
I'm not picking on gen Z, but if that's true,
then we just start telling gen Z that work starts
at three fifty so that you'll be here at four,
you know what I mean. So so there you go.
(04:57):
We'll just adjust it just so happens around here. We
start at three fifty am. You see it four it's
National Wine and Cheese Day and National Hire a Veteran Day,
and National fred gets resuscitated by running a five k
later on today day as well, it's national you can
just remember this day is July twenty fifth, as you know,
(05:19):
just as you remember me each year from this point fortunes.
I won't be I'll be unlive tonight running a five k, which,
by the way, someone got out of I called it. Listen.
Someone else sometime on the show said said, oh, I
I'll run it with you. I'll run it with you
(05:39):
because because my trainer said, oh you you host that
five k for the children's hospital. Oh that's amazing. So
do you run it every year? I've never run it.
I've hosted it for like ten years. I've never run it.
He was like, well, you can host it and run
it this year, and that was three months ago and
it's tonight. Yeah. And I'm not happy about him because
i I'm oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be ready for that.
I'm not ready for them. And I realize people who
(05:59):
run like you're an idiot. I run a five k
every day. I'm like, well, that's good for you. I'm
not that person, and then Rufe goes, oh, I'll run that,
and then over time it evolved into I'll walk that.
I didn't know there was a there's a one mile
walk that I didn't know. I could assign up born
and said that's for kids, right, No, I thought one
(06:21):
for kids and one this morning, Fred, I'm not coming
at all. Listen, Fred, what am I listening to? All Right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Did agree to run that with you, but this situation
has changed. We got this trip this weekend. I'm already
leaving my wife with a newborn and a four year
old three day trip. You didn't have to I have
to go on the trip. I think I did have
to go on the trip. No, you didn't have to.
I would have understood if you had to stay home
(06:55):
with your baby. I agree that. Here's what I want
to know, who's stepping up, who's running with me today?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I totally wanted you actually would have with the stroller,
the jogging stroller.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I have a question is do you think that's easier
or harder to run with the stroller. I would almost
argue it's easier because I can like lean up against something. Right,
It's what I'm saying, push it forward, but I've never
done it because but you are pushing weight. Yeah, so
do you want to borrow my baby? No? No, I
don't want it. I don't want to be responsible for anyone,
(07:25):
but try to keep myself alive for this, which in
itself is wanted to be a challenge. But but I
I just wonder because I pushing, pushing something, it means
more effort, but then I'm leaning into it. So I
don't know. But if I were to lean on something
and run on a treadmill, it's still hard. Yeah. Like,
even if I'm holding onto the you know, handles or whatever,
(07:46):
and I'm still running, I'm still going to get tired
because my legs are still moving, even if I feel
like my arms are supported. So no, I no, no,
I don't think it's easier. I've just decided no, it's
not easier. Yeah, I totally would, but unfortunately I cannot
make it. Yeah, so she can't go. He can't. So basically, Kicky,
you guys want to tell me, I don't want to
tell them you're not gonna run the five K two.
(08:07):
I don't want to say anything. But I did sign
up for your team. I gave my thirty dollars. I'm
going to donate to hold on. Jason. I will be there,
thank you, But I'm not running. I'm not running, but
I will be in attendant, so you're not gonna do
I thought you guys were gonna hold me like on
one of those those things they use it like Indian
weddings where they bring the people in on the bed.
(08:28):
We'll do that for your intro. But no, no, no, I
thought I was laying on the gurney's run. Well, the
ambulance is for after the run, but I just thought
I thought I would be laying married and grapes. You
guys would be carrying me and then you guys, you
guys would need them the gurney after that. Jason just
going for Judy. That's what he's going for. Fred Shaw.
(08:50):
You're nowhere near giddy because he's gonna want to do
something to this body. That's actually why I can't make it,
because I don't know that time.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
To be playing.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I can't wait. I can't wait for you guys to
me Gideon, and they'll be like get down, drop down,
little packet, and then running away the pressure. We'll run away.
Jimmy ten bird dogs in three rich home bird dog.
It's an exercise. No, he likes it. He counts me
down now because I'm a grown ass man. But I'll
stand there and I don't want to, and he'll be
(09:19):
ten nine. I'm sure it's gonna be there. I don't know.
I'm scared. I'm scared all around. But yes, it's It's
National Defibrillator Day for Fred the Entertainer reports, Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to play the throw back throw Damn. Your
host is the great Dick cheez Chrest. I transform into
my alter ego in order to host the game. You
(09:39):
guys are lucky. I've been very busy with Wheel of Fortune,
and I made time, made time for you, that's what Dick. Yeah,
Fred's taking us on a trip this weekend. I heard
what about you. I would never take my crew anywhere.
Probably not. They can fend for themselves. Hey, I am
far too famous and rich. Hey Alicia, Hi Alicia, Yes
(10:00):
it is okay gool. Let me make sure I got
that right. Good morning, Welcome, Rufeo is your player in
the game today. Let's go Alicia.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Okay, I actually called you guys ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, now that's hold on. Well, that's a random that's
a random note. But what happened ten years ago when
you called and where have you been?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I was?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I was twelve school and I did not win the
game that I was playing with you, Fred, but she
gave me tickets to go see this harmony fifth Harmony.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I was. I was feeling very generous that day. I
guess wow, okay, well, thank you for listening for all
that time, and maybe you'll win today with Rufio Sergio. Hi, Sergio,
how you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Sergio? Good morning man? Welcome? Kate Key is your player today? What?
Anna's here? Hianna? Anna? Oh wait? You know what? Help
if I pushed the Anna button? Hi? Annah? Sorry, that's
I'm me, that's me my bad Anna? Hi? All right,
there she is? Kaylen is your player today? Hello? Let's
(11:05):
all right? Perfect? Have you been listening to us since
you were twelve? Or no? Okay, good, I'll take it. Hey, Chris,
how you doing? I'm doing great?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey, good morning? Jay Son? Is your player today? Ask Chris,
let's go, let's go. Come. And then finally we have Lisa. Hi, Lisa, Lisa,
Good morning, Yeah, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa and Coultiam. And are
you at work right now? I can just tell because
you're very professional. Yes, I am. And it's a high
quality phone line too. I can always tell it's calling
(11:37):
from work. What do you do, Lisa, you're professional. I
am a research manager in the hospital. Okay. I think
she's trying to compete for Kaylin Sexy boys right now.
I think she wants to do the Lake of Egypt commercials.
But but no, sorry, those have been cast already. I
want to go to La with you, guys. I must
tell you what if I I rarely pat myself on
(11:58):
the back, but I have done it. Excellent job selling
this Lake of Egypt place. Okay, Marion Carbondale has never
been sexier ever. Everyone there is a run at Contoo Airlines.
The guy just called me and he said, we got
to get more planes. The Contour Airlines man, he just
called me. He said, we don't have enough planes we
got we're ordering more planes right now to make and
(12:19):
we're getting Boeings to make sure that we can get
as many people down there as possible because the demand
on this place has gone wild because of you. And
I said, thank you. At least a lot of people
don't know this, and I don't think I'm supposed to
know this, But Jason, I know the secret. But this
weekend I'm receiving the key to the city. I know.
I know. It's not a surprise anymore, both Marion and
(12:39):
Carbondale and Lake of Egypt. I get the key to
all of it because of the incredible commerce I'm providing.
All Right, here we go, guys. Eight songs, tiebreak if necessary.
Your name is your buzzer along with our famous game
show buzzer system that's in here. Let's see. Each of
you have a phone, a friend with whom you can
confer for one point. Accept the winning point. All right? Yes,
(13:03):
everyone got it? Always here we go in all decisions
by met and Great DC. Your final song number one.
We're going on a journey today too, all over the place.
I love a journey, don't you, guys?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Song number one in the throwback the throat out that
is that is teenage dirt bag always messing up weeds.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Show.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What are you thinking about? Sam Wheezer? That would have
been dead wrong.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Class an hour, She rocks kids and sheep socks.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
She damn, I'm just a teen s bag, baby, baby,
(14:07):
voices Evangels, I tell you all right.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
One for Paulina, one of the song to in the
Throwback Throwdown. That is Michelle Bridge. That is not what
do you think it's called though a thousand hous You
got the wrong person. That is Paulina. It is I.
(14:32):
It is Vanessa Carlton. Carlton. She's on a bit of
a run, Paulina.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Where I can see him.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Guys that you do have a disadvantage. I can see
my hands. We should change the seating one week and
see what happened.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I guess good night sho Michelle and beautiful.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Into side as by.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Thousand miles by.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Just say.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's beautiful at the Lake of Get that for the boat,
get that for the boat. Us riding around the Lake
of Egypt, blasting Essa Fulton looking at me like, are
these people that we invited from Chicago? What's wrong with them?
Absolutely nothing, There's nothing wrong with it. Now she's covering
and now she's covered her. Now she's trying to like
(15:48):
this is like a party trick. Yeah, She's like she's like,
look see see what are clothes. I'm still gonna win.
Paulina has two songs three in the Throwback throw down
you she's trying she's trying to tie me out. Okay,
here you gory, I'm sorry. Song three in the throwback
(16:09):
throw down, I'm trying to trick you. Healing that is
that's how bizarre by O m C. That's right, right,
I was trying to trick you off.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Making me crazy crazy the music that we need for
But that's the Carl.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I can see this on the lake. Yeah, okay, well
don't worry. We'll be playing all these songs for the
rest of our career, so now I can see nothing.
All right, Rufio is one? Paulina which two? Song four
throwback throw Downla she did? How the hell would you
even know?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Paulina? I'm friend? How on earth? Just that? How bizare
Paulina and Lisa? Paulina and Lisa? Here's some more and
that's alright? Five? Four bring it on? Soundtrack something? Bring
(17:39):
it on? Lisa? Do you want to contribute? Lisa? I
mean I know the song, but I don't know the
name of it. Okay, all right? Four? Three two nothing?
Speaker 9 (17:54):
That is uh, Rufio, it's to a limited uh get
into it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
No, that is wrong. Did the Bools ever use that
as their song, did they ever? There used to be
like a big starting lineup song for serious and they
used that one, but the people used to use it anyway,
that is kiky into it still still know. I'll try
(18:28):
to unlimited ready for this? Yeah, uh to limited ready
for it? That was just all around ready for this,
get ready for this? By the way. This this park
(18:53):
was kind of that goes kind of hard right there.
That's dope. Yeah, all right, that's my other dream one
day to do like an NBA starting lineup than.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
In a game show host, all right, I must be
kind of dope to have a song where with no words,
and I said, there are some.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Words, yeah, that girl things in there.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, you need to do that. If I'm ever gonna
be it, I'd be a DJ because all you gotta do,
I say, all you just write, You write the song
one time, get it done, and then you show up
and just hit play and you're like, what up? You know,
like that's what David Ghetta does, So what caigo does?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
They write all those songs, they make it, produce it,
and they're like, what up? They showed their laptop make
a hundred grand? What's up? Yeah? Right, former. So what
do we got? We got to steal to Paulina one
Rufio song five in the throwback throw down. That is
Rufeo the Monk because you look at quick.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Like plame thing taking that sexy like our glass.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Myself.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
You mean, oh yes, you do the things we do, lady,
is something that I need.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Turn around.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Let you see that sex everybody I see baby, show.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Me, show me to two. Three songs left. Three songs
remain in the throwback throw it out still anybody's game
that is That is Cassie me and you. That is right,
you right and your come I know this.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
You waiting.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So we got one for Tiki from two Rufio two songs.
Least know them.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
They've been talking about do they do it? Do they heard?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I was good?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
They want to see if they know your mom. I
wanna give it to you. You can see your me too.
Now I haven't seen any seen them.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe Tony you like it. Two songs left brot back
throw down and this would be well, I guess you good,
but Joe Jo leave for get out. That is.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You can tie or somebody else anybody else can get
a point and then he doesn't win. Plain ladies information
join in. Yeah, even though you can. Yeah, I had
a shady start.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'll out.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You may have cheated. Those are play.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Susie seas like you?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Why I like it? Treat she was just away? Alright,
final song and you guys can win it for Paulina
or Rufiel can tie in the throwback throw down? Are
you ready? Yes? That is Rufo Wow the offspring pretty
(23:08):
fly for a white guy. That's right.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
I think that.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You guys.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Got a tiebreaker. Then it's Pauline and Rufeo tiebreaker. Your
songs have been on fire today.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, you like it. I'm glad you approved today. Here
we go. We gotta move on. So here's the type breaker.
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That was nice some sportsmanship there, that was nice. Yea,
all right, So Pauline and Rufio timee breaker for the win.
That is Rufo cou four three All American rejects. Secret.
No it's not right. I don't I don't know if
(24:09):
you're gonna get this, but let's see. No, come on,
come on, player, play a little more. I'm gonna go
au so I'll keep playing. Come on, come on, hold on,
(24:31):
I don't want any h I mean, can you guess.
Oh my god, you got you gotta get come on five? No,
what did you say? Wait? What did he do?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
America five?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
American ci fi. I don't know. You guys know, I
don't know. You claim you were a rocker. I wasn't
this rocker. I was like emo that. I was like
holler and I slit my wrists. Last song, boy, I relax,
I swear I was. It's the music that I liked,
all right, children, I not sometimes lessons for the record
(25:12):
final song again another time. I mean, I don't even
know there's one member for that. I think. I think
it's become very clear to me why we're in last place.
But anyway, I like the music. You ready, Yeah? Alright?
Tie breaker again? You got this? I got that, boy, Paula,
(25:37):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm god,
I know, boy, shut up.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Me.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Bbby Valentino for eree what you call.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
All the time? All that's right?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What is it? What is it? Is?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Just win it? I can't say the word right though.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Oh my goodness, mommy three anonymous, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Mean you can't guess when you're talking. It's time for vacation.
Oh yeah, to win Wins, Rufio thirteen wins. Get cool?
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
The Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Facts Fun, Learn
so much.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
There's something did you know there's something that cheatahs cannot do?
Do you know what it is? Cheatahs cannot roar. Cheatahs
can purr, but they don't roar like lions. Did you
know that if you ever see a cheetah, it's not
(27:04):
gonna roll up in you and go rage rah rah
Rah's not gonna do that. It's not gonna do that.
It's gonna come up to you. My pur though. And
by the way, when I learn about purring, purring is
actually it's what it's not the cat being happy that
you're doing something. It's a sign of it wants you
(27:26):
to be happy. The pur is for you. The purr
is like reaffirmation for for others. Not it's not necessarily
that for you know what I mean? It's its way
of being showing love to you. Yeah, because I always
felt like if you pet a cat and it gets happy,
that it's purring because it's happy because it's happy. Maybe
that's true, but then it's also because it wants you
to be happy, you know. Okay, Okay, good there you
(27:50):
I mean, I'm just I'm a big I'm a big
cat guy. I'm gonna push it, but I'm gonna push
about happy more Fred show next right here.
This is what's trending, all right. President Joe Biden, he
finally addressed the nation publicly for the first time last night,
said dropping out of the presidential race four days earlier.
While giving the fourth Oval Office address of his presidency.
He said that he dropped out for the sake of
a unity. That's why he did it. So there. CrowdStrike,
(00:20):
this is the company, the cybersecurity firm that crash millions
of computers with the botched update all over the world
last week. They are offering an apology to their customers.
Now you got a thing about this, Like Delta is
a customer, you know America, a lot of major airlines.
Well Southwest isn't because they're on a Commodore sixty four.
They're using an original Nintendo to run the whole airline.
(00:43):
But Crowdstrikes sorry for the billions of dollars that they
cost people last week with their blue screen of death
because of their update. And so what do they do
to make it right? They sent some of their customers
their partners ten dollars Uber Eats gift cards as and
I'm sorry, oh not the people affected, even like they said,
Delta ten dollars Uber eaeds gift. Hey, sorry guys, sorry
(01:04):
about that. The gift cards were send it to well.
They were sent to the contractors who were helping to
manage the fallout of a disastrous software update that caused
a global tech meltdown last week. Millions of computers with
the Microsoft Windows operating system were hit with the blue
screen of death on Friday because of a crowd strike
glitch that left them unable to boot up. CrowdStrike has
been scrambling to salvage the crisis, which is expected to
(01:25):
cost fortune five hundred companies billions of dollars. How much
is CrowdStrike crowd strike? I'm just curious. Seventy six billion dollars.
Seventy six billion dollars and they out here eat it right.
I can't we get an appetizer right, Like I can't
even get a start talk? Why can't we get an appetizer?
(01:48):
A delivery fee? In the service charge? I didn't get anything.
I got a napkin, ten dollars water. Seventy six billion dollars.
That you, guys are a sign of the times. Like
that's the kind of things they've be giving us around here,
Like everybody's taking the breaches that we like, here, here's
five dollars off your next bill. I'm like, my information
is out there, bro right yeah, but someone else already
(02:08):
spent that with the information that you lead right right,
So that was their fix guys, ten dollars Uber eats
gift cards. Geez Uber's probably happy about that, because if
you get me a ten dollars Uber Eats gift card,
I have to spend more right to get great. It's
not even an it's tax, you know what I mean.
So so basically Uber eats makes me get crazy. Yeah. Yeah,
(02:29):
the cross tracks like, look, we'll make sure your stuff
never crashes, but we need some gift cards to send
it to people. I mean, I don't know how much
you could have. If I'm a contractor fixing your billion
dollar problem, I better be eating for free the entire time.
I better eating caviare and whatever else I want. Well,
I fix your billion dollar issue. Minnesota has passed a
new road law that they're calling the Jetson Law that
(02:51):
sets the stage for a new era of flying cars.
The law goes into effect, they're actually calling it that
the Jetson's Law on August first. Legislation officially declares a
roadable aircraft as a vehicle that can fly, both fly
and drive using public highways. The definition includes airplane to
car hybrid design for road use that are capable of
(03:12):
taking off and landing at an airfield on the road.
These innovative vehicles will be treated like cars when in
the air. You have to follow the FAA rules, and
you wouldn't be able to use the road itself as
the means for taking off. So I wouldn't be able
to just land and take off on the highway. Yeah, right,
Kennedy's messed up. I'm gonna take off right here and
(03:32):
then on the shoulder, I guess. And then I'm just
gonna land it over here and park my car next
to the plane and then just get on. You're not
gonna be able to do that. But they are only
the second state to pass laws regulating flying vehicles. So
I guess there's enough of these things out there they
got to have laws for Are we that close to
I guess? I guess. There you go. And here's another
(03:52):
sign of the times, guys. Nearly half of gen Z
thinks that being ten minutes late to work is the
same as being on time. They really ask people about
this and they really think that's true. Almost half of
gen Z thinks it being ten minutes late to work
is as good as being on time, but eighty percent
of boomers disagree. According to a survey that was conducted
(04:14):
by Meeting Canary, almost half of people aged sixteen to
twenty six, I think that's showing up to work between
five and ten minutes late is the same as being
on time. And I would have to disagree with that.
I mean, if you're being paid, you got to show
up at the time you start getting paid, right, right,
you know, I mean it's not like good. This isn't
like a casual hang. It's not optional, right yeah, right.
(04:36):
And plus if everyone else has to show up on
time and they're waiting on you, but you're getting paid,
that doesn't work. You can't do that. It's not good,
Which is why I think we just if that's the case.
I'm not picking on gen Z, but if that's true,
then we just start telling gen Z that work starts
at three fifty so that you'll be here at four,
you know what I mean. So so there you go.
(04:57):
We'll just adjust it just so happens around here. We
start at three fifty am. You see it four it's
National Wine and Cheese Day and National Hire a Veteran Day,
and National fred gets resuscitated by running a five k
later on today day as well, it's national you can
just remember this day is July twenty fifth, as you know,
(05:19):
just as you remember me each year from this point fortunes.
I won't be I'll be unlive tonight running a five k, which,
by the way, someone got out of I called it. Listen.
Someone else sometime on the show said said, oh, I
I'll run it with you. I'll run it with you
(05:39):
because because my trainer said, oh you you host that
five k for the children's hospital. Oh that's amazing. So
do you run it every year? I've never run it.
I've hosted it for like ten years. I've never run it.
He was like, well, you can host it and run
it this year, and that was three months ago and
it's tonight. Yeah. And I'm not happy about him because
i I'm oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be ready for that.
I'm not ready for them. And I realize people who
(05:59):
run like you're an idiot. I run a five k
every day. I'm like, well, that's good for you. I'm
not that person, and then Rufe goes, oh, I'll run that,
and then over time it evolved into I'll walk that.
I didn't know there was a there's a one mile
walk that I didn't know. I could assign up born
and said that's for kids, right, No, I thought one
(06:21):
for kids and one this morning, Fred, I'm not coming
at all. Listen, Fred, what am I listening to? All Right?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Did agree to run that with you, but this situation
has changed. We got this trip this weekend. I'm already
leaving my wife with a newborn and a four year
old three day trip. You didn't have to I have
to go on the trip. I think I did have
to go on the trip. No, you didn't have to.
I would have understood if you had to stay home
(06:55):
with your baby. I agree that. Here's what I want
to know, who's stepping up, who's running with me today?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I totally wanted you actually would have with the stroller,
the jogging stroller.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I have a question is do you think that's easier
or harder to run with the stroller. I would almost
argue it's easier because I can like lean up against something. Right,
It's what I'm saying, push it forward, but I've never
done it because but you are pushing weight. Yeah, so
do you want to borrow my baby? No? No, I
don't want it. I don't want to be responsible for anyone,
(07:25):
but try to keep myself alive for this, which in
itself is wanted to be a challenge. But but I
I just wonder because I pushing, pushing something, it means
more effort, but then I'm leaning into it. So I
don't know. But if I were to lean on something
and run on a treadmill, it's still hard. Yeah. Like,
even if I'm holding onto the you know, handles or whatever,
(07:46):
and I'm still running, I'm still going to get tired
because my legs are still moving, even if I feel
like my arms are supported. So no, I no, no,
I don't think it's easier. I've just decided no, it's
not easier. Yeah, I totally would, but unfortunately I cannot
make it. Yeah, so she can't go. He can't. So basically, Kicky,
you guys want to tell me, I don't want to
tell them you're not gonna run the five K two.
(08:07):
I don't want to say anything. But I did sign
up for your team. I gave my thirty dollars. I'm
going to donate to hold on. Jason. I will be there,
thank you, But I'm not running. I'm not running, but
I will be in attendant, so you're not gonna do
I thought you guys were gonna hold me like on
one of those those things they use it like Indian
weddings where they bring the people in on the bed.
(08:28):
We'll do that for your intro. But no, no, no, I
thought I was laying on the gurney's run. Well, the
ambulance is for after the run, but I just thought
I thought I would be laying married and grapes. You
guys would be carrying me and then you guys, you
guys would need them the gurney after that. Jason just
going for Judy. That's what he's going for. Fred Shaw.
(08:50):
You're nowhere near giddy because he's gonna want to do
something to this body. That's actually why I can't make it,
because I don't know that time.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
To be playing.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I can't wait. I can't wait for you guys to
me Gideon, and they'll be like get down, drop down,
little packet, and then running away the pressure. We'll run away.
Jimmy ten bird dogs in three rich home bird dog.
It's an exercise. No, he likes it. He counts me
down now because I'm a grown ass man. But I'll
stand there and I don't want to, and he'll be
(09:19):
ten nine. I'm sure it's gonna be there. I don't know.
I'm scared. I'm scared all around. But yes, it's It's
National Defibrillator Day for Fred the Entertainer reports, Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to play the throw back throw Damn. Your
host is the great Dick cheez Chrest. I transform into
my alter ego in order to host the game. You
(09:39):
guys are lucky. I've been very busy with Wheel of Fortune,
and I made time, made time for you, that's what Dick. Yeah,
Fred's taking us on a trip this weekend. I heard
what about you. I would never take my crew anywhere.
Probably not. They can fend for themselves. Hey, I am
far too famous and rich. Hey Alicia, Hi Alicia, Yes
(10:00):
it is okay gool. Let me make sure I got
that right. Good morning, Welcome, Rufeo is your player in
the game today. Let's go Alicia.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Okay, I actually called you guys ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, now that's hold on. Well, that's a random that's
a random note. But what happened ten years ago when
you called and where have you been?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I was?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I was twelve school and I did not win the
game that I was playing with you, Fred, but she
gave me tickets to go see this harmony fifth Harmony.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I was. I was feeling very generous that day. I
guess wow, okay, well, thank you for listening for all
that time, and maybe you'll win today with Rufio Sergio. Hi, Sergio,
how you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Sergio? Good morning man? Welcome? Kate Key is your player today? What?
Anna's here? Hianna? Anna? Oh wait? You know what? Help
if I pushed the Anna button? Hi? Annah? Sorry, that's
I'm me, that's me my bad Anna? Hi? All right,
there she is? Kaylen is your player today? Hello? Let's
(11:05):
all right? Perfect? Have you been listening to us since
you were twelve? Or no? Okay, good, I'll take it. Hey, Chris,
how you doing? I'm doing great?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey, good morning? Jay Son? Is your player today? Ask Chris,
let's go, let's go. Come. And then finally we have Lisa. Hi, Lisa, Lisa,
Good morning, Yeah, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa and Coultiam. And are
you at work right now? I can just tell because
you're very professional. Yes, I am. And it's a high
quality phone line too. I can always tell it's calling
(11:37):
from work. What do you do, Lisa, you're professional. I
am a research manager in the hospital. Okay. I think
she's trying to compete for Kaylin Sexy boys right now.
I think she wants to do the Lake of Egypt commercials.
But but no, sorry, those have been cast already. I
want to go to La with you, guys. I must
tell you what if I I rarely pat myself on
(11:58):
the back, but I have done it. Excellent job selling
this Lake of Egypt place. Okay, Marion Carbondale has never
been sexier ever. Everyone there is a run at Contoo Airlines.
The guy just called me and he said, we got
to get more planes. The Contour Airlines man, he just
called me. He said, we don't have enough planes we
got we're ordering more planes right now to make and
(12:19):
we're getting Boeings to make sure that we can get
as many people down there as possible because the demand
on this place has gone wild because of you. And
I said, thank you. At least a lot of people
don't know this, and I don't think I'm supposed to
know this, But Jason, I know the secret. But this
weekend I'm receiving the key to the city. I know.
I know. It's not a surprise anymore, both Marion and
(12:39):
Carbondale and Lake of Egypt. I get the key to
all of it because of the incredible commerce I'm providing.
All Right, here we go, guys. Eight songs, tiebreak if necessary.
Your name is your buzzer along with our famous game
show buzzer system that's in here. Let's see. Each of
you have a phone, a friend with whom you can
confer for one point. Accept the winning point. All right? Yes,
(13:03):
everyone got it? Always here we go in all decisions
by met and Great DC. Your final song number one.
We're going on a journey today too, all over the place.
I love a journey, don't you, guys?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Song number one in the throwback the throat out that
is that is teenage dirt bag always messing up weeds.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Show.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
What are you thinking about? Sam Wheezer? That would have
been dead wrong.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Class an hour, She rocks kids and sheep socks.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
She damn, I'm just a teen s bag, baby, baby,
(14:07):
voices Evangels, I tell you all right.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
One for Paulina, one of the song to in the
Throwback Throwdown. That is Michelle Bridge. That is not what
do you think it's called though a thousand hous You
got the wrong person. That is Paulina. It is I.
(14:32):
It is Vanessa Carlton. Carlton. She's on a bit of
a run, Paulina.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Where I can see him.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Guys that you do have a disadvantage. I can see
my hands. We should change the seating one week and
see what happened.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I guess good night sho Michelle and beautiful.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Into side as by.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Thousand miles by.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Just say.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's beautiful at the Lake of Get that for the boat,
get that for the boat. Us riding around the Lake
of Egypt, blasting Essa Fulton looking at me like, are
these people that we invited from Chicago? What's wrong with them?
Absolutely nothing, There's nothing wrong with it. Now she's covering
and now she's covered her. Now she's trying to like
(15:48):
this is like a party trick. Yeah, She's like she's like,
look see see what are clothes. I'm still gonna win.
Paulina has two songs three in the Throwback throw down
you she's trying she's trying to tie me out. Okay,
here you gory, I'm sorry. Song three in the throwback
(16:09):
throw down, I'm trying to trick you. Healing that is
that's how bizarre by O m C. That's right, right,
I was trying to trick you off.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Making me crazy crazy the music that we need for
But that's the Carl.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I can see this on the lake. Yeah, okay, well
don't worry. We'll be playing all these songs for the
rest of our career, so now I can see nothing.
All right, Rufio is one? Paulina which two? Song four
throwback throw Downla she did? How the hell would you
even know?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Paulina? I'm friend? How on earth? Just that? How bizare
Paulina and Lisa? Paulina and Lisa? Here's some more and
that's alright? Five? Four bring it on? Soundtrack something? Bring
(17:39):
it on? Lisa? Do you want to contribute? Lisa? I
mean I know the song, but I don't know the
name of it. Okay, all right? Four? Three two nothing?
Speaker 9 (17:54):
That is uh, Rufio, it's to a limited uh get
into it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
No, that is wrong. Did the Bools ever use that
as their song, did they ever? There used to be
like a big starting lineup song for serious and they
used that one, but the people used to use it anyway,
that is kiky into it still still know. I'll try
(18:28):
to unlimited ready for this? Yeah, uh to limited ready
for it? That was just all around ready for this,
get ready for this? By the way. This this park
(18:53):
was kind of that goes kind of hard right there.
That's dope. Yeah, all right, that's my other dream one
day to do like an NBA starting lineup than.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
In a game show host, all right, I must be
kind of dope to have a song where with no words,
and I said, there are some.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Words, yeah, that girl things in there.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, you need to do that. If I'm ever gonna
be it, I'd be a DJ because all you gotta do,
I say, all you just write, You write the song
one time, get it done, and then you show up
and just hit play and you're like, what up? You know,
like that's what David Ghetta does, So what caigo does?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
They write all those songs, they make it, produce it,
and they're like, what up? They showed their laptop make
a hundred grand? What's up? Yeah? Right, former. So what
do we got? We got to steal to Paulina one
Rufio song five in the throwback throw down. That is
Rufeo the Monk because you look at quick.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Like plame thing taking that sexy like our glass.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Myself.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
You mean, oh yes, you do the things we do, lady,
is something that I need.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Turn around.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Let you see that sex everybody I see baby, show.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Me, show me to two. Three songs left. Three songs
remain in the throwback throw it out still anybody's game
that is That is Cassie me and you. That is right,
you right and your come I know this.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
You waiting.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So we got one for Tiki from two Rufio two songs.
Least know them.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
They've been talking about do they do it? Do they heard?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I was good?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
They want to see if they know your mom. I
wanna give it to you. You can see your me too.
Now I haven't seen any seen them.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe Tony you like it. Two songs left brot back
throw down and this would be well, I guess you good,
but Joe Jo leave for get out. That is.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You can tie or somebody else anybody else can get
a point and then he doesn't win. Plain ladies information
join in. Yeah, even though you can. Yeah, I had
a shady start.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'll out.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You may have cheated. Those are play.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Susie seas like you?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Why I like it? Treat she was just away? Alright,
final song and you guys can win it for Paulina
or Rufiel can tie in the throwback throw down? Are
you ready? Yes? That is Rufo Wow the offspring pretty
(23:08):
fly for a white guy. That's right.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
I think that.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You guys.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Got a tiebreaker. Then it's Pauline and Rufeo tiebreaker. Your
songs have been on fire today.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, you like it. I'm glad you approved today. Here
we go. We gotta move on. So here's the type breaker.
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That was nice some sportsmanship there, that was nice. Yea,
all right, So Pauline and Rufio timee breaker for the win.
That is Rufo cou four three All American rejects. Secret.
No it's not right. I don't I don't know if
(24:09):
you're gonna get this, but let's see. No, come on,
come on, player, play a little more. I'm gonna go
au so I'll keep playing. Come on, come on, hold on,
(24:31):
I don't want any h I mean, can you guess.
Oh my god, you got you gotta get come on five? No,
what did you say? Wait? What did he do?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
America five?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
American ci fi. I don't know. You guys know, I
don't know. You claim you were a rocker. I wasn't
this rocker. I was like emo that. I was like
holler and I slit my wrists. Last song, boy, I relax,
I swear I was. It's the music that I liked,
all right, children, I not sometimes lessons for the record
(25:12):
final song again another time. I mean, I don't even
know there's one member for that. I think. I think
it's become very clear to me why we're in last place.
But anyway, I like the music. You ready, Yeah? Alright?
Tie breaker again? You got this? I got that, boy, Paula,
(25:37):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm god,
I know, boy, shut up.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Me.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Bbby Valentino for eree what you call.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
All the time? All that's right?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What is it? What is it? Is?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Just win it? I can't say the word right though.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Oh my goodness, mommy three anonymous, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Mean you can't guess when you're talking. It's time for vacation.
Oh yeah, to win Wins, Rufio thirteen wins. Get cool?
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
The Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Facts Fun, Learn
so much.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
There's something did you know there's something that cheatahs cannot do?
Do you know what it is? Cheatahs cannot roar. Cheatahs
can purr, but they don't roar like lions. Did you
know that if you ever see a cheetah, it's not
(27:04):
gonna roll up in you and go rage rah rah
Rah's not gonna do that. It's not gonna do that.
It's gonna come up to you. My pur though. And
by the way, when I learn about purring, purring is
actually it's what it's not the cat being happy that
you're doing something. It's a sign of it wants you
(27:26):
to be happy. The pur is for you. The purr
is like reaffirmation for for others. Not it's not necessarily
that for you know what I mean? It's its way
of being showing love to you. Yeah, because I always
felt like if you pet a cat and it gets happy,
that it's purring because it's happy because it's happy. Maybe
that's true, but then it's also because it wants you
to be happy, you know. Okay, Okay, good there you
(27:50):
I mean, I'm just I'm a big I'm a big
cat guy. I'm gonna push it, but I'm gonna push
about happy more Fred show next right here.
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