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November 10, 2023 31 mins

On today's show, we did tongue twisters to test if we were drunk, Mike is making Jason do yard work, and we talked to Fred's high school prom date!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A new smartphone app may soon be able to detective
users are too drunk to drive by analyzing their speech.
So scientists suggest that a built in sensor in smartphones
could gauge a person's level of intoxication through vocal changes.
And they're going to do this apparently by reading tongue
twisters to your phone. So you would read a tongue
twister to the phone, they would the phone would then

(00:22):
hear it and the vocal tone and whether you could
say it or not, and then determine if you.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Were drunk or not.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm screwed. My voice goes up like nine octaves when
I'm doing But.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
How's that going to work? If, like, you get pulled
over by the police and say, hey man, this app
sent I was good to dry well.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Then the police officer would very simply say to you,
say this tongue twist pat kid, poured curd, pulled cod Okay,
good fine. So anyway, I sent you guys, I sent
you guys a bunch of tongue twisters. I'd like to
see if're drunk right now, because I actually have the software,
I've loaded it into the system, and so we're just
gonna'm just gonna h start and keep you you start,

(01:01):
do the tutor and a flute?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
One you scrolled down a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is it harder to okay?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah, yes, I'm see if you're drunk, I need to
test you first.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I just did one. Yeah, I'm not drunk. I'm just
high from cold medicine. For the record, an hold medicine
and go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Is it harder to toot or to tutor? To tutors?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Take you to jail? Straight to jail, So you're drunk
when you do the next do the brave brigaders.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Brisk, brave brigaders, brandish broad right blade complete.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, go ahead, Jason.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Okay, if you must cross a course, cross con that's easy. Okay,
Well Betty, Betty bought a bit of butter.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
But the butter Betty bought was bitter.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
His mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Let's see if you're drunk.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
How can the clam cram and the clean screams.

Speaker 9 (02:17):
Saying that.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's like a good.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Clam away.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I want to hear that one bird time.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
How can a clam cram and a clean cream can.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
Cream show us.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
We will fight here?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Don't even say the word trying to say it?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Here we go? Oh my God, there we go. Let's
see if you're drunk.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Imagine and imagine, imagine an imaginary major.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
What alive.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Measurreie is the word? Do the next one?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Just because obviously you're drunk.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yes, this one?

Speaker 8 (03:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
This one?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh yeah, I like New York, unique New York. I
like New York.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Put your clams away. This is ridiculous, and the cream too.
Veterans Day tomorrow, right, observe today? Yeah, so shout out
to all the veterans. We love you, we appreciate you,
all your families as well. National Civic Pride Day, National
Vanilla Cupcake Day, United States Marine Corps Birthday is today,
and nationally forgive me. That day reminds Americans of the
sacrifices returning soldiers have made of.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Their body, blood, and limb.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
So shut out, so the Entertainer Report next after Miley
Cyrus blogs coming up waiting by the Home as well.
Money which show have been showing this morning? Five hundred
bucks is the prize. Good News stories, chick out went
to high school with Yes, Believe it or not. That's
all coming up Fred Show. But I was I mean ted?
Was Kenny on the Fresh I love about Rubio is like,

(04:18):
don't be creepy, and about five minutes after the segment,
he's got phone number, address, blood type, body count the
last six people. She stated what she does for a
living where she went to school, and it's like, but
Ted was the creep? Yeah, I think not.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I think not. I think Rufio is the creepy. I
was just helping the info. You don't say if Ted
wanted them move forward in this No, I know what
you're saying. You're a creep. I mean I love it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I love it when other people are the creep so
that I can or Ted rather can get there the proceeds.
But audio journals like we're writing in our diaries. Jason
Brown's got a blog. Go yes, thank you, dear blog.
So I need some advice about how to, I guess,
pretend to be interested something that your significant other ones
to do that you absolutely hate. So my boyfriend Mike

(05:05):
obviously a handyman. He's a mechanic, but he loves doing
yard work. Yes, and like, yeah, you you might.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Be able to help me.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Actually, So now is like the time where all the
leaves are falling and you have to like get all
your plans and stuff ready for like the cold or
whatever you have to do, and babblah blah. There's always
new things out to the list, right so that I
don't understand. But we get up every weekend now and
we like the plan is we got to go outside
and we got to like do yard stuff, and I

(05:33):
hate it. Like I literally start a timer on my
phone for when the sun goes down, so I know
how much more time we have to.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Be outside doing how much time spending would you say hours?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Like the whole deay literally from like the time we
get up and go outside to like literally late afternoon
early like to the time you're like you can't work
out there anymore because the sun's going down.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
And so I'm just like dread So how do I
like it?

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Or like bt, I tend to like it because I
know my face is like when is this over? Like
you can't be thinking that I'm enjoying this, Jason.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
The problem is it's one thing if you're out there,
like I don't know the digs carving sculptures into the
bushes or something, right, but this is stuff that it
probably has to be done does So it's not even
like it It's not even like you have to pretend
to like it. For him, it's like it has to
get done, and if you don't help, then he looks
like you're not helpful.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
No, and he supports my entire life, so I definitely
have to like be out there and like you have
a good attitude.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's just, oh my god, it's so hard.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
How do you do use the lawnmower for the leaves?

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yeah? Okay, he like blows all the leaves and then
I take the lawn mower and like, you know, but
then who's the digging, the ripping up the bulbs and
all that stuff. So like we tried a team where
he digs it up, gives me the trash, I throw
the trash away. But like so I'm like trying to participate,
but I just know him behind him, like and then
he's like, oh, now we gonna go do this. I'm like, oh, like,

(06:54):
there's just always stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
But I feel like, from what I know about you
two and the stories you've told in the past, Jason,
is it maybe isn't so much that you don't like
doing the work, it's that he wants you to help,
but then he doesn't like the way you do it.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Yeah, well he thinks that it's like innate in me
that I know how to do this. Like he'll be like, oh,
pull those weeds. I don't know the difference between what
a weed is a plant is like what you say,
what needs to what's dead?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
What needs to?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Like I would just pull it all, be like let's
start new, right, Like I don't know the difference. So
like he gets frustrated because he thinks that I should
just like know this stuff that is common knowledge, but
like I don't.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, why don't you tell him?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Like, look, I make the dinner and I clean the thing,
and I do this stuff, So you tell me you
do that because that's your thing, and then I'll do
other stuff because I'm not good at that.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Would that work?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
No, he'll be mad.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
If I'm like inside chilling like and he's outside doing something.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
He's gonna be that's why you gotta leave. You gotta lie.
This is what I would do. I'd be like, you
know what, my mom and dad need me. No every Saturday,
every Saturday, they need me to go to the store.
They need me to go any I want to make
up the most elaboralized I gotta go. And then you
know what when you do well, you know, Timothy, we
on the same way. We just like to eat and relax.
That's all we do. So I have this issue, but

(08:02):
if I did, I would lie.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So you can juggle in front of your home like
anyone can't careful.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
We pay a nice company. Well, yeah, that's to come
do that.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
So just tell me if something work related, like I
gotta go to work like that.

Speaker 10 (08:20):
On your parents though, you know, listen, Lie, tell them
you got to go do something for your mama and Duke,
and then you go and shop, You come up to
my house, you go Caitlin where you want to know,
and then you go back home around sunset and you.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Bring the man some food back.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
That's what happened last time he tried to get a
Hamburger in the parking.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
You gotta tell your location.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
A rookie mistakes.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm not a relationship at all, and I know these
are rookie mistakes. Yeah, your parents are coming, they're very
they're getting up there.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
And I'm the only child here, the only one.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You're the only one that can do it. Duke, come,
My dog just crapping everywhere time, and you have to
attend to it at all times. New to a lip
of music is done, waiting by the phone is next.
This might be one of the worst ideas I've ever
had in my whole life, and it wasn't my idea,
But I could have said, no, Fred show Sizza, Let's
welcome now my high school Campadre Leslie, whose last name

(09:18):
I do know, but I still in my mind call
you by your maiden name because that's the one I
didn't know.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
So anyway, what is going on over her is everybody
all she got her name on her and we're recording this.
I don't want people to find her, you know, people
like you, stalkers like you. There high Leslie, good morning.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
So you last night hosted that event for the high
school for the school and I went only because of you,
the only reason I have not attended one single thing
from that place. But I went because of you. And
then you're like, well, I want to come see the
radio station. I'm like, oh, well, okay, I said, but
if you come, you're gonna get grilled, Like nobody gets
to walk through that door without being put in front

(09:58):
of a microphone asked a bunch of questions.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
So that's what's ho opening.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
So guys, this I went to high school and and
thank god, I never like flexed and told you lies
about how cool I was.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
It was. Yeah, he always said he was like a
big loser in school.

Speaker 11 (10:11):
Honestly the person to say that, Oh wow, I don't Yeah,
you literally said the word loser.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah right, okay, well maybe I would. I don't want loser.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I just don't think I was not the most popular
by any means. I don't think I was the least popular, though.
And you asked her, ask her your you guys went
to prom together? Right?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
We went to prom together junior year.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
And how was that experience? Going to Prome with Fred?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
It was great?

Speaker 8 (10:38):
I mean, you know, we went to a really small school.
We were, for the most part, all friendly with each other.
He's about a foot and a half taller than me,
and so people thought it was so fun that we
actually ended up in the front page of the school newspaper.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is true. I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Captain of the basketball team goes with the cheerleader. You
were cheerleaders, you say, captains, I love the captain. Junior year, senior.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Year, you said, all four years this morning, No no.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I played varsity, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I didn't say it was four year captain, said no, varsity,
he played varsity. He said, he's varsity. But that was
because they wouldn't have enough people sign signed varsity. Oh no, no,
no no. You said, I'd like, I'm going to play
on the varsity team. And they were like, okay, no, no,

(11:30):
I was a senior captain, and you couldn't be a
captain if you weren't a senior.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
They were always seniors.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Let's find a gentleman on prom night.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Totally, he didn't try to make any move, no moves.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
No, I don't think anybody was making I think there
was like it was like one couple that was making
moves on each other. And I don't even think they
were making those kind of moves. How was it like
a pity thing? Was?

Speaker 10 (11:51):
He did say, it wasn't a lot of people there,
so she just kind of got there are fourteen guys
in our grade.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I say, I feel like he was more of a negotiation.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I feel like the guys all got together and the
girls I got together, and they're like, okay, well you're
gonna go with her, and you're gonna go with her,
and that's how and I went to the problem to
do with the same person freshman and senior year Eileen both.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, so she ended up back at the top of
the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Leslie, you didn't make the cut the next year. I
guess I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
That was fine.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Was he like in high school? Like just what? Like
I don't know, like as he is now? He was tall, well, sure,
and skinnier. Was he shy?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, I don't know, skinnier in a good way either,
to be honest.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Yeah, Like I could probably dig up a basketball team
photo for you, frail, Yeah, but no, he was always outgoing.
We're all sort of all friends with each other.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, So we were talking off the air. You said
he had You asked us if we knew what kind
of car he had and the license plate. So let's
get to that.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
She's okay, So Chris drove a red Mustang.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I did drive that, Okay, that's sick. It was new.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
My parents were no dummiest, No, okay, they didn't spring
for that, right, No, but they were smart and at
the time it was very generous. But then I also
became my sister's taxi cab, so it was very very
smart of them.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
To do that, but yes, go ahead these Okay, So.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
There's something that I guess I kind of realized when
I was thinking about his license playing and I see.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Like his name around here, he's always had very deep
connection to the very first part of his last name, right, yeah, right,
because his license plate was it's read one.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Sorry one, and my mom was Amy one and my
sister was Fred two.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, so that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
How was his mom like for prompt? Did she interview you?

Speaker 9 (13:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
He was lovely. Oh yeah, I love her.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
I'm just curious if she was like giving you the
third degree, like before you went to.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Prom with her son. I don't remember that. I feel like,
you know, because you would have come to my house
fitting up.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I feel for our problem. We we had a limo
and we all met it like one person's house. We
all like everybody dropped like parents dropped us off, and
there was yeah, it gets.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
You a corsage and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Of course nice.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
We would do that.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Nowadays, they don't. They don't know the bootoneers for the
guys wear. They don't do any of that anymore. You guys,
this is very like tame questioning kik.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
I know you guys, now I'm just stuck on the
license plate because he always gives me stuff about like
putting my name everywhere and branding.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
You've been branded concisely?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Is Fred the most the famous person that's ever gone
to that school?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
No, I learned last night that the two guys that
wrote Deadpool went to really my school.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Oh yeah, they yes, and they've written a lot of
other films. To Dirk Bentley went our school.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Chris is not.

Speaker 8 (14:54):
Like the Deadpool guys won like the really Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I met it several times and we never had that conversation.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
There you go, Now you have some fudder.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
We go by Chris in high school because I thought
you were always a Christopher.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I thought that you, well, that's what she wanted. But
no one, no one did listen, nobody did.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Didn't you DJ wanted the proms or something like that.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, I DJ like another.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
Kind of event boat dance.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
He used to walk around like I'm gonna be on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Really I did, and nobody believed me. I will say
that maybe I'm a little bitter about that. Everybody thought
I was full of it.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
And then in college he had a radio station and
a friend of ours would call in to pretend to
be like a like.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
A love guru.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Really, Brian, really, I don't remember any of that.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I remember that.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
I don't remember any of it. Wow, how much money
the friend donate at.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Haven't gotten around here?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm going to get Don't worry, I'm going to get
to it.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
The most famous all the famous guys.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Any building in the school that would be named named
after Fred? What would it be?

Speaker 8 (16:16):
Can we name the Jim flora Jim stories and him
falling off the Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, the lounge? I mean, whatever's non academic?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Are there any like partying stories or did you guys know?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
The most wild party story? Were you at the one
at my house? And yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
So by first she was the kind of school we
went to.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
Our parents traveled and oftentimes left us behind, and we did.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I had a big old party.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You certainly did.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
And my parents were gone, and my very elderly grandparents
actually in the in the house classic they were hearing.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Is in here anything? But the police did come. Yeah,
it's like and then then school, Oh my dad never
listen to this.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
But the school actually wrote a letter home and nailed
it to every.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Know about your party. Oh yeah, oh oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
They didn't name us, but they said something about like
needing to have more oversight overwear our kids.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, my graduation party.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
The year we graduated. The party was at my house.
My parents were cleaning up after that for like a year.
I mean like our house was demol our backyard was demolished, everywhere.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Getaway car, he said, for this time with the party.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
No, but we called the cops on our own party.
My parents finally that night were like enough enough. People
were climbing. I'm not kidding you. Like people to graduate
five years ago, we're climbing the wall. It was like
out of control. Oh yeah yeah. My mom will never
it was her idea and she'll never forgive me for that.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Our house was demolished.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah, I do remember that.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Do you all know that Chris is the reason why
Blockbuster ended up failing?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
She reminded me of a story last night, and in
all honesty that you can tell the story, but it
was a flex. I was absolutely probably trying to get
with you with that story.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I used all the power that I had.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Is this the late rental return one?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, it wasn't late.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
It was you lost it. Yes, yeah, what did he call?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
He called fraud?

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Yeah, that I don't know, but like, yeah, my sister
had a sleepover party and someone someone either I took
the movie home or like I don't it was gone.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
It was VHS tape.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
Gone missing, and my mom's gonna make.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
My sister pay thee hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
It was one hundred dollars what you had to pay
if you lost a film back at Blockbuster end the day.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Couldn't you just go to the money regularly? Another story
and just buy the VHS? A lot of times it
wasn't out. You could rent it before you could buy
it was this before he asked you the problem, So
it was kind of like a pity thing.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
M Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I don't remember, but I remember you came in with
your sister and you're like, can you fix this?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
And I'm like, I got you.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Hey, no, And I called the other store because people
would return movies to the wrong store, and the way
that it was handled was you'd call the store and say, hey,
they it was called what was it called FOS Found
on shelf and I would be like, hey, dude, I
got your movie over here, and then the manager would
get together once a week and like exchange all the
films that have been returned to the wrong place. So
I'm like, I got your movie, but no one ever
checked it. So he's like, okay, good this one was

(19:33):
reported stole and I'm like, no, no, no, no, I got
it right here.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Waved all the fees. A hundred bucks saved. I was
a hero in your opinion?

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Why did he not lose his virginity until he was
twenty one?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
College friends that one?

Speaker 10 (19:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's not our fault. Well, no, but high school a
lot of people lose it. Not our school.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
You guys knew each other for a long time, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, I don't know. It was just nobody really did.
There may have been one couple.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
There was a sup and that's right, yeah wow, and
doing well and they're not marriage to each other.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
So I guess that's.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
So we talked off the air box. There's a certain
classmate of years that's single. Do you think Fred has
a chance with this woman?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
She's never leaving in l a dude perfect for him,
loves the.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Long distance relationship. Do you think is possible he should slide?
Do you think you should contact her. You like your
friends are there still?

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Right?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Oh that's her, she's yeah, she's like my best friend.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Oh my okay, So you could vouch for Christopher and say, hey,
she didn't say that at no point if she endorsed
it at no point.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, you're putting words lovely. I love you, Leslie. You
can come whenever you want.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Just became the roasted me. I can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, wow, look up coming.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
She still look me up with this girl.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
You're not donating no money, hol me.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Put daddy warbocks.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, you know what, all of a sudden the donation
would go along. Let me get the app.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Out, all right, there's an app to donate?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Is there is there an app to donate? I don't know.
I don't know because I didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
He would know.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's a linked.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, it's a Well I guarantee that Fred will be
at the next reunion.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't think you should guarantee that. But but baby
baby stairs.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
She'll be there at our twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Well open then six monstag.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Whatever the whole time.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Maybe I'm still driving.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
It doesn't say one. It says w O N like
because you won.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
You know, maybe.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Name.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
What was your age?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Scissors?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Scissors?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
It fell really weird.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I can't explain it.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Did he have a DJ name back then? Like? Was
he djis hands?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I was Fredkay?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I was yeah, branding since day one?

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Okay, man, I started early with that, Brandy, anything.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Else embarrassing you have for us?

Speaker 10 (22:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Girl, yes, all right, you got two minutes, I'm go ahead.
Was embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Well, I just have one basketball story. I'm actually someone
texted me those last night.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
So I was, as.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I want to know who's giving you intel.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
It's gonna be obvious in one minute, okay, and then
and then.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, so I said.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
The highlight of Chris's high school career was when he
led the team out of the locker room for warm
ups and ran directly into a desk that was against
the gym wall and fell down.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I did, I did. I don't wanted to put a
desk outside the loger room. Why didn't put a desk
right there? I mean that wasn't a good place for
a Gus jumped out, No, I.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Did, I ran.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I was in first out in the first two guys,
we just like poomed and it was almost like a
domino effect and we all went down and then we
lost by eighty nine thousand boys.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
So was he always wearing his varsity jacket around school?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
We know we didn't do those.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
There is no but you believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I own one. There's there's one in the history of
the school. And my mom, my mom had it made
like she she went to the athletic director and said
that this guy's got letters, what do we do with them?
And so so Bob Cossa or found a letter.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It exists.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
It's in my closet and maybe the only one in
history that had it.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
You might have been You ever wear it to work
all the time?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, I was gonna wear it today the dry cleaner
my class ring. At least it's confirmed. I did not
peak in high school. There's no question about that. Now,
is there all right? Anything else? But that was Brian Snyder.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Wasn't that? Yeah? Anything else? Anything else? You want to
just keep? Come on, you guys.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
He talked about how you had like happy slurpees.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh yeah, we used to get. We used to get
before basketball practice. Yet we'd go to seven eleven and
get slurpiece and then put vodka in them and then
go practice.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Were such a good clean cut?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, I might explain that we weren't.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Actually, I think I was probably better after the slurpiece.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, that's true. We used to do that.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
And you're a cheerleader, you said, right, so you've had
to witness all this action.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, I gotta I gotta go.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Do you want to say like you can't escape the
eagles Nest on.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Air for all of our what I think you just
we were the eagles and the gym was called the
Eagles Nest, and it was all written all over the
walls that you can't escape it. But everybody escaped it.
Nobody didn't escape the ego.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I am terrified.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, absolutely not.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
God.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
All right, well, Leslie, thank you for that story time.
I regret inviting you here actually, and I think you
should leave now.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I think we should do it again at our union.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
We'll get your phone number, we'll keep.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
We don't need a story.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
We don't need to should DJ Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
So busy for that.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
I'm should the whole thing back to your high schools.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
The last time in your high school.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I went to public school, They don't need it.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
Spread show more Fred Show, Next.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Good Morning Everybody, Friday, I've ever tenth The Fred Show
is here. Hello, Kaelin, Hi Rovio, Hi, Paulina, Hi Kiki,
Good morning Showbi, Shelley, just a second, five hundred bucks
in the showdown, six straight wins for Shelley, eight oh
six and fifty three. The Friday Throwback dance party. After that,
then the Entertainment Report. What do you have, Kaylin?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
We are talking jingle ball artist Nicki Minaj. She answers
the age old rumor that she's mean in her Vogue
cover story. Also looks beautiful. And then I got to
tell you which pop star shaved his head and sent
the world into a chizzy.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, it's the Fred Show. Do you have what it
takes to battle show biz?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Shelley in the show Biz show show?

Speaker 10 (25:45):
Bi?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
We are we interrupting? I mean we're late this morning,
so I know that night You're fine. I know we're
getting close to you know, an important time of your day.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Well it is, but it's fine. Oh, you know, make
it work, punch.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I think my friend from high schoo Leslie still here.
I think she can't believe I get paid for this.
Like it's a complete circus, is what it is.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
There's some good insight there that she had, you know what.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Shelley, I think that the stories about you at New
Trier would be exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
If not, if not, doork.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Ear definitely down here, definitely dork hear, for sure. I
feel like I don't remember a lot of high school,
like I've blocked it out.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
But we need to find people who remember Shelley in
high school and speak to them. But we have heard
we've heard audio of Shelley's high school radio show.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Though we have heard that.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I remember that, yeah one time. I think it was right, yeah,
poker Gate.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
We need to find people who knew Shelley in high school.
I can't believe no one's come out.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Of the woodwork right, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
on that.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm gonna we'll get get creepy rufio on.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Ashley.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Good morning, How are you? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (26:57):
I'm good, How are you?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Ashley? Very well?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Thanks for calling, thanks for listening, tell us all about
you everything.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
I'm a hospital social worker and then I have three kids,
eight year old and two and a half year old
twin girls.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh wow, okay, so five hundred bucks is surprise. You
could win if you could snap Shelley six game win
streak in our pop culture game.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
You're ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, with all due respects, Shelley, get the hell
out question number one for you, Ashley Arena shake was
once again seen at this Hall of Fame quarterback's apartment.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Three. Oh to name a big quarterback.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Peyton Manning's house? That would be something. Who is People
Magazine's sexiest man alive?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Oh? Three?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, I can't start giving you answers. Yeah one, I
want to help you. I want to cheat. But then
when all right, dress the soul.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
But he is the sexiest man of all time?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah he could have been. I guess.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The trail for Mean Girls, the musical movie dropped this week,
which former SNL cast member wrote Mean Girls and was
in the movie rhymes okay good uh Luke Colmes cover
of this Tracy Chapman song one Big at the c
M as Room Room Fast Room Brook.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Vehicle was very fast, you do.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Say fast fast, and Jared Leto once again climbed on
something the Empire State Building to promote his new tour.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
What band is Jared leto in?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
How many seconds?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
How many seconds?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Half a minute?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yea? What's half a minute? My god? A phenomenal performance.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Three it was a two?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Was the first week Gave Room Room Tina Fey and
thirty second act three?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Three? Yes, sorry, right, bring Shelley back.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Somebody text Shelley, Shelley's on my laps coming in?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
How did she do a parrot? Now? Is it on
your shoulder like you gotta?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Well, I'm say shoulder like you bring somebody in on
their shoulders. You know, when you're a kid, you never
went on picky.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Back ride your shoulder, right, yeah, you never put on
your shoulders. Yeah, that's what I did to Shelley. Oh, okay,
you all right? Three is the score to Beach Shelley?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Okay you ready?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Ye Arena Shak was once again seen at this Hall
of Fame Quarterbacks apartment.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Who was it? Tom Brady?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Who was People? Magazine? And Sexiest Man Alive? Patrick Dempsy.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
The trailer for Mean Girls, the musical movie dropped this week.
Which former s NL cast member wrote Mean Girls and
was in the movie.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Tina Tray Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Luke Colem's cover of this Tracy Chapman song one Big
at the c M as Fast Car and Jared Leto
climbed the Empire State Building to promote his new tour.
What band is he?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
In thirty seconds to us?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I mean it's just like it's.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Like nothing for you, you know, Ashley, my friend, you have
to say it.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
My name is Ashley. I got showed up on the Showdown.
You know the rest.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
My name is Ashley.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I got showed up on the Showdown.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
And I can't hang with.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
The gorilla now. Actually, you gotta try harder than that.
I mean, come on, oh boy.

Speaker 10 (30:21):
All right, I can't hang with the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
That was better. You gotta do it for me today
because I can't do it.

Speaker 10 (30:28):
All right, Ashley, you can't hang with that guy?

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Rid up, Mike, Okay, sitting on Paulina's shoulders.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
That was good. That's called the piggyback ride everyone.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
But anyway, that's a piggyback rides on your back shoulder
ride differend Okay, bragg on the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I would like to see. I would like to say, actually,
have a great weekend. Hold on, okay, all right, stay
right there, Shelly. Oh yes, you got big plans for
the weekend. You go into like a together family feud
live this weekend.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Or no, no, no, I'm actually going. Let's see what
am I doing. I'm going to a five year old birthday,
so I.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Will n Oh wow, big time.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Well you're gonna stay sick, is what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh gosh, literally this is so frustrating. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I know at least is the parents are cool to
be liquor though, you know, like if they the parents
have five year old birthday party, then there's usually like
stuff for the parents to do, like drink.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I don't know, but I just don't want to stay sick,
so I'll probably have water.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
His military mic going because if he's going, it'll be
a party. I can promise that.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh yeah, yeah there, let's star like man everywhere we go.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
He's just big smile, big eyes, drunk handed people alcohol.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I love yeah, right, Like, yeah, have a good weekend.
Shall we'll talk to you on the Monday.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Okay,

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