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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fresh show. This is what's trending. You can always context
the show eight five five five three five. Bellahamena is
standing by to take your calls and your texts, which
this whole fast food topic reminds me of. And I'm
pretty lucky my mom didn't do this very often. I
think she likes fast food too, So like, if I
wanted vest food, we'd not always, but if we were out,

(00:22):
like we'd get it. But I knew a lot of parents,
a lot of my friends and parents would be like, no,
we have that at home. And it's like, no, we
but we don't have a big mac at home, Like
I don't have it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Or you got mc donald's money.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well not right. But it's like they take you home
and it would like get some sort of like frozen
beef patty to stick it between two slices of wonderbread
with some cheese and be like here you go, here's
your you know whatever. It's like, this is nothing like that. Like,
first of all, this cheese is not actually like glowing
nuclear color. That's the first problem, the first problem. The
second problem is this bun isn't right. The third problem

(00:55):
is I don't I can identify what this meat is.
That's a problem, you know. And so it was never
quite this, It was never not, never anywhere close. But
did your parents ever try that on you? Like, no,
we have ice cream at home. It's like, no, we don't.
We don't have that kind. We don't have that kind
of ice cream. We don't have what I want.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I used to be so angry in the back of
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, then you wish.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I did, and you don't have to bring me back
to that trauma, rufio. But that was probably one of
those days. So she said no to McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh I hope you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
That to her.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
No in my mom, in my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, this woman, your sister mom, Helena, who took
in everybody. You're wishing her death because she wouldn't she
wouldn't buy, she wouldn't buy eighty seven people that she
has adopted McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
No, it was her actual it was my actual mom.
But still same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh and then and then no, no, I promise that's
not why.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
But oh my gosh, I thought it was for a
long time when I killed my mom for McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
If only you've gotten me that six piece, wouldn't have
this problem. Exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
That's a wild tar we got McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I never wanted to cure y'all parents, no.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Single time.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
Girl.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
I mean I definitely like was upset at them, for sure,
but I knew I needed that mom.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I said that next level. Okay, I told my mom
to thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Whoa No, we're not going to breeze over that one.
What Yeah? Oh I was Oh yeah, I said not
nice things to my mom. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
You know, do you regret things in life like that?
That's that state right there.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, I'm familiar with regret in life. I know a
thing or two about that. I have a lot of
most everything, most everything I did before today and today
is young. So yes, today is young. Yeah, I said
not nice things to my mom or my sister.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I can't even get into it.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
It's that bad. But you guys know I take it
to hell. Oh yeah, I think that's where it started.
If we had to really go back and I'm back,
I have to.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Thank you guys, because you know, my mom listens to
the show every day a little bit later on because
she's in mountain on mountain time, so she listens later
and as we all know, it's not up by the
time that she wants to listen, which is about eleven
o'clock Central. If it's not up, then someone on the
show gets a DM. I think she thinks it's going
to me, but she doesn't for whatever reason. Is You're

(03:31):
real clear on where dms go. So sometimes sometimes it's
to the friend Show, sometimes it's to Paulina, sometimes just
to Kaylin who she thinks is Paulina sometimes, and then
usually it's to me, And then I have to then
whatever it is I'm doing stop and then figure out
why the podcast isn't up, you know, to her liking
or whatever. But she listens to you guys talk and

(03:51):
then sometimes she'll call me, like overbreak. She was like,
you know, you really weren't that bad growing up compared
to the stories that your friends tell. Yeah. I knew
that at the time, but you know, luckily thirty years
later she figured that out that I, in fact wasn't
that that. No death threats to my parents.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Wild oh man.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I mean, we had we had our moments, but never that.
I mean, I think the worst I would ever try
and do to them was silent treatment, which was what
they wanted from home.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You pack your little bag.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, all my belongings.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I tried that a couple of times. I didn't make
it real far. I used to be so upset over
fast food.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm serious of the car, give her a middle fingering.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
My mom would be.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Literally but like if you sitting in the car directly
behind them, I would be like, back there, give finger
but like you know, not voicing it, but just yaddling it.
And then like I would go home and want to
slam my door. But I knew if I slam my door,
she was going to get me, so I had to
like slam it, but like stop it before you.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm a psycho.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Apparently. Wow yeah, man, wow, all this all this silver
six piece nugget.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I just wanted that daily double man.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I wanted language. Yes, well, all right, p Kiky's mob.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I mean, do think of your mom?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I said, some maybe maybe that's a topic. How many
topics should we come up with in the first fifteen minute,
because that's a topic, right there is how many things
that have you said like that but you later then
say like, oh my god, it came true and I
didn't mean it. I didn't mean it like that, Like
that time I told my best friend at the time
that if he ever died, that I wanted to sleep
with his wife. And he laughed and then he died. No, no,

(06:11):
you want to talk about regrets. I regret not no, no,
But it was like this. I mean, when he was
he was perfectly fine, you know, healthy guy, you know,
ten over ten years ago when we became friends, and
god's probably more than that now twelve years ago, and
he was perfectly healthy and he had this fine I
guess second wife is so beautiful. This woman amazing and

(06:32):
like she's an amazing person, a nice person, beautiful, and
I was just like, how did you get that? You know,
because at the time we were like brand new friends,
and I'm like, how the hell did you land that?
And he's like I don't know. I'm like, dude, anything
ever happens to you, that's mine. And we laughed about it.
Now LP, wow, he passed away of cancer and we
didn't know at the time. We didn't know. And I

(06:54):
didn't do it. I didn't do it. It wasn't my fault,
but I probably shouldn't have said that. It was all
funny games at the time untilion Tillian, So, yeah, but
do I do I regret it? I probably We did
joke about it, like you know, after of course everything
was revealed and he wasn't you know, wasn't doing well.

(07:15):
We did joke. We could tell a joke. Yeah, you
smashed that man?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Why, oh god, I know the man.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't want to know. Oh God, at least I
didn't kill my mom over.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Right, We listened, but we don't joke.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Your sandwich is so good though. Oh no, let's talk
to Rico. Hey, Rico, what's up? Man?

Speaker 8 (07:57):
Hey, long time no talk. You guys doing week?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Go man, You're always welcome here. Uh please save us?
What did you want to say? Good morning?

Speaker 8 (08:06):
No about the food? About you got going out the
restaurants and you know, hiding some food from everybody.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
This this isn't about wishing death on your parents and this.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
No, oh my god, no, oh my god?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Am I right ye.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Shouting?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Yeah, praise the Lord. I still have both of mine
same same anyway, But what about the food?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (08:35):
Sorry, no, so so my dad he's always thinking of
my niece's nephews out the RBS McDonald's. The further, I'm
just like, where is all this money coming from? But
if we were little, he would always though there's rice
beans at the house.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
I'm like, at the house.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, yeah, we
we have no money for the.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'm learning that's what grandparents do. That's what grandparents do.
It's just stuff just comes out of nowhere. I'm like,
what the hell was Yeah? Where was this anyway?

Speaker 8 (09:12):
I don't know, man, I'm just like I'm good. I mean,
maybe I'm better, but still, I'm just like, we have
the money that we used. Emily is supposed to go
for a vacation, man, so you know, but now we're
using it.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
For we got rice and beans at home.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Man.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Hey, Rico, thank you, have a good day. Are cool?

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Hey, take care guys.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
Man.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Still, man, his dad's not buying them, arby his kids, arvy,
He's still not getting it.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's right. Yeah, yeah, that is a real thing. My
mom will go out come home all these I'm like,
where'd all this come from? Well? This toy? What is today?
Oh to Wednesday?

Speaker 9 (09:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay for Polly? Oh, I didn't realize we're just celebrating Wednesday.
I guess. Okay, so we've we've missed a couple of
sports reports here, Jason, so just for fun, since the
games were already played. Why don't you tell me who
you think one? Because I know you didn't look exactly. Yeah,

(10:10):
so let's let's do our picks now, even though the
game's already taking place. To you keep it here, all rufio,
keep it tally, keep it tally, all right, let's see
how he does. Hold on here, we'll tell you. We'll
tell you what the end, how it went, since we
were on vacation last week. Patriots, the Patriots.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
Not.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
The Cardinals. Vikings Vikings Okay, the Seahawks, Jets, the Seahawks,
all right, Yes, you're two and one so far that
have already taken place. Titans Commanders, commanders, that was a
win to Charges. Falcons, Uh, Falcons Nope, Texans Jaguars the Jaguars. No.

(11:05):
For once I thought maybe you were gonna do better.
After the games were already played. Steelers Bangles, Oh Steelers YEP. Buccaneers,
Panthers ooh, Buccaneers YEP, Ram, Saints Rams YEP, Eagles, Ravens Eagles, yes,
four Niners and the Bills four. No, it was the

(11:29):
Bills two nights. She should be it was ugly then
Brown's Broncos tonight Monday Night footballs. It has not taken
place yet.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
Okay, So the Browns are gonna win the Jason Browns.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay, yeah, I got seven and four?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Nice, all right, So you're not bad at this When
the games have already taken place, it doesn't matter. Asked
me from two weeks ago, did you do Bears Lions
or is.

Speaker 10 (11:59):
That not the Well, yeah, I guess id of this
week too, So yeah, I guess I didn't do Thanksgiving games.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh, probably the Lions. Okay, the Lions, and then what
about the Giants and the Cowboys? Oh god, probably the Cowboys. Yeah,
and then the Dolphins and the Packers.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh, I gotta go with the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, No, Packers, one of the Raiders and the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh, the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah. I don't know if that.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Helped you much there, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And you you know, some might say, well, he saw
the scores, No he didn't. I did not.

Speaker 11 (12:37):
I did see Lanny Wilson perform in the halftime show,
and she did a little bit.

Speaker 12 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't know what they're doing with her. I was like,
what moony? I was like, girl, she got a boyfriend
named Duck. The guy's name is duck. She's from Louisiana.
That I mean, he needs to be working a little
hard to keep that butt in place.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
She looks amazing though, but yeah, like I don't know
ye that, Yeah, I worried about her. Man that squeezed
in those pants and up there on that stage in
the middle in when she was on tour. Was it
last summer with Riley Green and all those guys and
like just sweating her ass off and he's like skin
tight pants. It was amazing. But I'm just like, damn, girl,

(13:30):
she ripped him at one of the shows. I remember that. Yeah,
I think I was at that show. I think I
ripped him. I think it was my phone. Did well,
he ain't working hard enough, apparently, Booty Slacken. Also in
sports news, he Chicago Bears have fired the head coach

(13:51):
Matt ebra Flues following last Thursday's loss to the Detroit Lions.
I don't know how many things this guy had to
screw up before they realized that he got his coaching
agree on online somewhere. I don't know, but the Bears
have it as Thomas Brown, who has just recently announced
the offensive coordinator the interim offensive coordinator will now be

(14:14):
the interim head coach. He Ibra flues fourteen and thirty two.
He won thirty percent of his games and it's the
third worst in Bears history.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
So and he never won a road game on Sunday.
You play every which is his job, right, that's what
you're supposed to do. Uh wow.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Anyway, but I love how they gave him the radio treatment.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Fred.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
They made him work.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Yeah, on the Friday, They're like, hey, oh yeah, do
this press conference and he's like, I'm confident I'll be
getting ready for San Francisco next weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
And then an hour later, see you yeah, and then
Ryan polls to let me grab my hat so fast. Uh,
we got to have a word, right, Yeah, if you
could come in, If you could come in. There's a
few folks in here. They're like to have a chat
with you. Yeah, that is the radio treat. But they
make you do the show and then they fire you, yes, sir, like,

(15:07):
can't you to be nice? If like? And they usually
like to do it either. Well, I've heard of guys
getting fired right after vacation. I've heard of a lot
of people getting fired right before the holidays. Don't make
me come in. Don't make me get up at you know,
five o'clock, at four o'clock in the morning, come in here,
get fired, Like can you just call me like on
a night, Saturday afternoon, you know what I mean, Just

(15:27):
be like, hey, it's not working out, you know here,
have a good one. Your key doesn't work anymore, and
then I can, you know, I can figure it out
from there.

Speaker 13 (15:34):
And the Bears need to send out that like internal
email that's like, hey, this person no longer works here,
because the players were finding out from TV, like don't
they have those emails like we have.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Like yeah, that's just their coast five minutes before was like, yeah,
I got a job.

Speaker 13 (15:48):
It's all good, right, direct all your questions to this.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Person no longer person no longer Yeah, yeah, take a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
So there's that Black Friday, which was this pre Friday,
which I didn't realize was really even still as much
of a thing anymore, because I feel like we've been
talking about Black Friday for like a month and then
you can still get a lot of the Black Friday deals,
and I guess I thought the whole Black Friday premise
was kind of before online when you had to line
up for a TV, which I saw all over TikTok

(16:18):
over the weekend. I think was Best Buys or somebody
overbought all the TVs, Like, if you want a TV,
I think you can get one. We're really cheap right now,
because they were just stacked up everywhere, because that was
a Black Friday tradition which you had to tackle somebody, Yes,
to get a Tello, to get a nice fifty inch
flat screen, you had to run somebody over. But apparently
now they got tons of them because I don't know

(16:39):
if people just start lining up outside whatever store, if
the store just isn't there for them to line up
outside of. I don't know what's going on, but Black
Friday shopping did break records this year, with spending up
ten percent over twenty twenty three. Ten point eight billion
dollars was spent online on Friday, which is nearly double
what was spent just seven years ago on Black Friday.

(17:00):
Cyber Monday is today, and that's expected to generate thirteen
point two billion dollars, which is six percent up from
last year. What'd you guys buy anything? Taylor Swift vinyls
and books, saying beating people up at targeting.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
They were not crazy is there were like all these
lines because I was like, oh my god, like I'm
not going awaiting like yeah, because they were available on
the website the next day. But I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna try. So I had to drop Mike off
at the airport at like six am and Target open
at six ams. So I swung by Target at like
six twenty and I just walked right in, like grabbed
my stuff and walked right out like I was out
in less than.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
Five I went to Target at like nine o'clock at night,
and there were there were plenty of books yeah Vinyls.

Speaker 11 (17:40):
I was like, wow, okay, Taylor, right, yeah, talk about
mass production.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
And they know what she's doing obviously with the holidays
and stuff, but it doesn't really matter, Like, isn't it
kind of mean that she would do it around the holidays.
I guess parents are going to buy the stuff for
their kids at the same time. But you gotta spend
money on a bunch basically to all the grown ups
buying this crap, so you gotta gets kids too, But
it's grown up money buying this stuff, and you got
to buy a bunch of Christmas gifts anyway, you know,

(18:06):
for other people, So then you got to spend on yourself. Now,
first it's kind of mean. I think. I don't think
it's very thoughtful. She needs her support. Okay, out here,
clearly I was fighting.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
I was fighting people because my niece's worth there was
yesterday and she wanted all the stuff from the Wicked collection.
I was fighting too to nail these people like I
need decides like I was like, it's like I need
it is for my niece. So I was elbowing people
left and right thin get some wicked merch my niece.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I love how you make it about it. You would
have elbowed people anyway. You would have run people over here.
Did everyone see Wicked?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Or yes?

Speaker 12 (18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
What'd you guys think? Loved it?

Speaker 6 (18:47):
I'm not even a theater girly, not even close to it.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
That got I am.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'll be at the theater now.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
I saw all the trailers and I see a commercials.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh lordy, I don't know, but let me just talk
smack about it.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I saw from the trailer, right.

Speaker 10 (19:07):
I'm not dissing the movie at all, but sounds like
I saw the scene where she gets on the train
whatever alphabet right, she gets on the train, and then
Glinda joins her. They go to the train to yes,
to to Oz. Right, Yes, it's Glendon. Now she dropped
the g Glinda right, yeah, where was that train in
the regular Wizard of Oz? You know what I'm saying, Like,

(19:29):
Glinda comes down, Dorothy gets there, lands on the other
Witch of the Wicked Witch of the East, right, and
then Glinda's like, oh, yeah, you gotta go see the
Wizard take this yellow brick row through the woods in
the forest.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
And all the scary things.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
When she knows there a train.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
She isn't answered if you see the movie would be.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Alright, cool, that's then I'll see starts with the Wizard
of Oz.

Speaker 14 (19:55):
The Wicked movie starts out with the Wizard of Oz
and then tells things out of order kind of and
then gets back in order.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's a prequel, but they start with you.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
I'm just saying, if there's a train there, why she
make her go through the forest in someone else's shoes,
Like she knows I took a train to go see
the Wizard years ago?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Super out here? Why would you?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Why Why did Alice jump in the damn hole taking
the l s D and then none of this is true.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't I don't want to spoil it for you.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Where did she get the LSD? I have a lot
of questions, Like.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
A carpet, all these cars out.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Here, Cinderella and glass shoes.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
That's so dung.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean, you know, I was just wondering, that's all,
you know.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I mean, have you like a whole new world? Have
you seen this world? I like the other one, you
know what I mean? Lying under the under the sea ladies,
stay down there. It's way better. Now.

Speaker 10 (20:58):
I'm going to go see the movie. I think it's
you love it? Yeah, yeah, you love a music?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, let me finish this. A woman dining in
Olive Garden said that one of her breadsticks appeared to
be at with the letters O and K and the
number six in a dark font. Olive Garden was quick
to respond to her social media post, writing we're concerned
about this. Can you please send an email to whatever
at olive garden dot com with your name and where

(21:22):
you went. The TikTok user then shared a follow up
post revealing with the company had sent her one hundred
dollars gift card thank you, olive garden. She said. TikTokers
have theories about where the letters on the breadstick came from.
They say it's from the plastic bag they come in,
and when they sit in the freezer for a while,
that can happen. Another user agreed, likening the phenomenon to
temporary tattoos and explaining the moisture likely cause the ink

(21:45):
on the bag to transfer to the breadstick before it
was baked. So I don't know if that was edible
or whatever. But it always cracks me up when you
get some weird thing at a restaurant or a bad
service somewhere and it's like, well here, here, there's more
of it. Here's a gift card to come back. It's like,
by the way, that wouldn't stop me from eating olive

(22:05):
garden very little wood actually. But I'm also I'm just
saying like it cracks me up. With a business is like,
I know exactly what we can do here. They're really
upset about it, Let's give them more, and in this
case that's what they did. Have you heard about these
honey packets that men are supposedly eating. Health experts are
warning against a new sexual trend that's going across college campuses.

(22:28):
I'm proud to say I don't know what this is,
but maybe my life would be more exciting if I did.
Men are sharing that they're eating honey package to boost
their sexual performance. They are said to contain natural ingredients,
but healthcare professionals say that they have the same ingredients
found in si Allis and VIAGRAA. Some of the ingredients
can lead to blood pressure spikes, chest pains, vision changes,
and heart attacks. Doctors are also worried about the packets

(22:51):
being combined with alcohol, which could lead to severe drops
in blood pressure, dizziness, and fainting when mixed. It's concerning
because most of the men using these package and not
addressing true sexual dysfunction.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
So, Kiki, what's your brother selling out here?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't know. You need to get on them. Honey pass.
That's the latest one of product from farmer dance.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Say he's got hot honey, he's got sweet hat, he
got honey in a jar, he got honey in a bottle.
He had the wrong kind of honey. I needed whatever
this is? Is this the same as like those blue
shoes or whatever else you like? How I'm acting dumb
like you tell man, I don't know where these things are.

(23:32):
Where would one get some of this? If anybody were curious,
where would you go for something like that? Do you think?
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It's Kiki's Court, all right. The Honorable Kiki Leak is
in attendance.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Take it away please, all right, let's step in the courtroom.
The gabble has been hit. It says, hey, ki, Ki,
please help me with this. My daughter is a future
w NBA superstar and she currently leads her basketball team.
She's been playing since she was five years old and
now she's ten. She plays for our Park District team.
In every season, she leads her team to victory. However,

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there's a new girl that joined our team this season,
and to be completely honest, she sucks. She literally can't
dribble a ball to save her life. She's slightly overweight,
and she has two left feet. I have no clue
why her mother would torture all of us by putting
her on our team. I've complained to the coach about
giving her playing time, but he always says he has

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to because her parents pay the fees for her to play.
I feel like every time this girl plays, she makes
it harder for my daughter to win. I finally reached
my breaking point when she cost us the last game,
and I lost my cool and yelled out get her
out of here from the stands. I apologize after, but
now they're threatening to ban me from attending games. I'm

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truly considering, though, moving my kid to another team, but
she's begging to stay and play with her friends.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
What should I do?

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I hate that my kid has to suffer because her
teammate is trash.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I mean, Rufio, you could just do the topic on
the area on the card. I thought of you.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
I thought of you immediately when I read this, because
I know you are that parent I am. But Rufio,
you cannot go over from doing this like what.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
Honestly, honestly, I feel like the girls should stay on
the team. It'll make her a better player playing with
people that are at the same skill level as her.
And if she was that good as a player, she
should be helping her teammate be better. She should be
helping her assist her to make a part of the
team that.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Look at this guy I know, let.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Me say what I would never do.

Speaker 10 (26:36):
That doesn't happen, then I'm taking my kid to another team.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
That's real though that that's a very mature way to
look at it. I you know me, I was this kid,
slightly overweight, too left. He came terrible ball. My parents
put me in every sport. I did ballet, I did
tap dance, I did of course, I couldn't do any
of it, So I understand you know there they are
going to be children on the team that are not good.
Is your kid? You cannot scream and yell and act out.

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And this is not the w NBA. This is the partnership, right,
you know, this is a hot seventy dollars for the
season and you out here acting like your kid is
Lebron Like, please, lady, it's not that deep. And you
are being a horrible example for your child yelling at
kids that are not like from the.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Stand like, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 10 (27:22):
You're actually on hands And the funny thing this is
like if she were to take her kid to a
more competitive league, Yeah, her kid might not be the
best player on that team anymore.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
And then what and then what how are you gonna
act this?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
What are you gonna do when some fuddy screams that
your kids sucks?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Right exactly?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Like this is this is this is crazy And I
don't think you need to remove your kid from the team.
I think you, as the adult need to mature, like
get your life together.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
True, well, now here's okay eight five five, five, one
one three five call now please if you have somebody
to say, you guys are the jury in Kiki squort.
I would say this, if it's just one kid that's
not good, and you know, again you mentioned it's for
a park league or whatever, anybody can sign up, then
you have to take that in consideration. But if your
kids just that much better than everybody else, then maybe

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you should consider finding a more challenging environment for your
own kid as opposed to complaining about the other kids
that aren't as good. You know, like, okay, so your
kid's gifted. Maybe, But then again, you're also going to
take into consideration. This is how parents talk about their
own kids. True. I mean, if you if you line
up all the parents that we know and ask them about,
you know, if their kids good at something, they're the

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best at it. I mean, but that's not possible. How
can every kid be in anything? Yeah, because again, like
parents tend to uh, you know, sort of over indulge
when it comes to their their their their children's own
prowess because I think they think it's a reflection on them.

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But so, if your kid's that much better than everybody else,
and put them on a different team, right.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I mean, that's what I would suggest, But she's probably
scared because, like Rufio mentioned, you take your kid put
her on a better team, and now your kid is
not the star.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Your kid is not the MVP anymore.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
You know that that is a hard thing to accept sometimes.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, my parents never had this problem, so I don't
really know. This is, in fact not a story about me.
I think I was the one the people were screaming
this kid sucks, I'm off the team, and they were like, Hi,
you're so tall. That's exactly what it was. They're like,
we're gonna put this kid on varsity all four years

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because eventually maybe he can use his hype for something.
And the joke was on them because they never to
this day, I've never really managed to uh to use
the hype for well much. But let me see here,
preached ki Ki on one of the techs seven seven three.

(29:51):
Her child clearly isn't suffering if she's asking her to
stay on the team. The mom needs to stop worrying
about her ego and let her kid be a kid.
If she's that good, she should be playing on a
competitive team like the travel districts. Uh, this isn't even
travel basketball. Somebody said, not that it would matter. Refs

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and coaches will kick parents out all the time. In
travel hockey games their kids. All the games lead to
beer game? Or was it all roads lead to beer
leagues like a league, like a fun league? Oh okay,
I don't know. I'm not included in those either. Yes,

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how you doing, Jackie?

Speaker 14 (30:35):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (30:36):
Hey, hey guys, how are you? Hey?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Good morning Kiki's Court? What say you?

Speaker 9 (30:41):
Okay? So I had called a while ago in reference
to you guys were having a segment about bad parents,
bad sports parents, and I was one of them talking
about my daughter being in volleyball, and you guys grilled
me to hell.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Because it doesn't sound like no, not at all, not
at all.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'm sorry, You're obviously confused. This terrible these terrible people
that did that.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
You anyway, No, okay, let talk.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I love you guys.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
Okay, We'll give me a chance.

Speaker 14 (31:36):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
So like, look, okay, so okay.

Speaker 14 (31:40):
So basically what I'm saying is that I feel like
if if my when my daughter and you guys drilled
me for talking crap to the other kids in the stand.

Speaker 9 (31:51):
Right, I mean in the in the in the on
the court. So but now my daughter and you said well,
and Rufio said that, oh, well, what if your daughter
now that you said that, what if she turns out
like crap as a player when she gets older? How
are you gonna feel about that? Guess what? My daughter

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is a team volleyball at high school now and she's
rocking it out and they got rid of the crabby players,
probably because I was who I was yet the time?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Are you even allowed to watch your kids play volleyball?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'm from the Jackie Jackie.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
All right?

Speaker 8 (32:43):
I do.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
I love you guys so much, but no, I appreciated
your feedback the first time because I did try to
dumb it down after that because y'all made me feel
so bad. So then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna change,
so I did.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's going to be very exciting, jack Once your kid
plays on TV, you're able to watch again from Afar.
That's gonna be great. From very afar. What's all those
training orders don't apply anymore? You're gonna love it so good?

Speaker 9 (33:14):
You got it, Buddye.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Got a Jackie to write this email.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
She served my ass up. You see how sometimes I
got a guide the conversation a little bit. You see
how I got a kind of poke people into getting
to the point you try it's kind of it's kind
of my job. And occasionally people are like, stop talking.
I'm like, no, I just need you to say what
you're called about. But hey, am I am her? Good morning?
How are you good?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
How are you very well?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Kiki score? What do you think?

Speaker 9 (33:48):
Well?

Speaker 13 (33:48):
I do my son, I have a I got a
big boy. He's did a sixth grade almost two hundred pounds,
almost six foot tall, and he wanted to play soccer.
And I was like, you sure you don't.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Want to do like like right right, I don't know
soccer and like tennis are probably not your future ten
but you know, but I'm very.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Well, no, no, hold on a second, I need I need,
I need to clarify one thing. He's in sixth grade
and he's six foot, two hundred pounds. Yeah, so, I
don't know if you're familiar with Fred's sports management agency.
I am currently building a roster of of young aspiring athletes,
and I think i'd like to sign your son to

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an agreement right now on this right. Yeah, okay, So
then so not soccer, not ballet, maybe not not tennis,
and how's that going?

Speaker 13 (34:46):
And so we figned him up. He wanted to do
spring soccer, and I was super realistic with him. I'm like, listen, kid,
there's going to be like this is a lot of running,
you know. I'm I think it is more of the parents, ye,
because like all of the kids on his team that
were like leagues above him, everyone was so kind and

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like helpful, and there were times where I'm like, oh
my god, that's my kid out on the field. This
is this is not don't pass the ball and all
of all of the kids. So I think it one
hundred percent comes back to the parents. Just you just
gotta let your kids. They're going to learn one way
or another, you know.

Speaker 9 (35:28):
So.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
And isn't it funny how like the you can sometimes
spot the kids like I may not I may go
to a game where my friend's kids or whatever, and
I don't know the kids, I don't know the parents,
but I can almost immediately match the two based on
how the parents are acting and how the kids are acting.
And it's like I know, I'd like, for example, if
I didn't know Rufio, I would know exactly which kid
was his.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
For sure.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
So yeah, thank you, Thank you, Amber, have a great day.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Glad you called. You'd be the one out there yelling, well,
that's not.

Speaker 10 (36:00):
The rules, that's not the rules.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Two gold, come on, I won. Yeah, I would have
zero except for the fact that they look identical. Except
for that, I would definitely know which kid was Ruth's.
Andrea Hi hid Hey, good morning, so Keiki's court. Just

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to recap your Kiki judge Key, make sure I get
this right. This woman's upset because her kid is basically better,
in her opinion, than every other kid on this this
park league basketball team, and she wants the kids that
suck off the team, yes, immediately, and she's been very
vocal about that.

Speaker 12 (36:42):
What do you think, Well, that's terrible that I couldn't
imagine that, honestly, But I wanted to say, I am
the mom with the new kid on the team this
year for basketball, this is his first year playing at
his school in his school team, and I just imagine that.
But with my son being the first his first year

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playing his teammates, the moment he gets like a rebound
or an assist or something, his teammates go crazy and
it's just like, it's so nice to see. And not
only that, but the parents, so many parents have already said,
we're so happy to have Aaron on the team.

Speaker 15 (37:22):
Oh, like you know, it's it's it's.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
A team effort.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
And you know, I just couldn't imagine being the parent
of the of the girl that you know isn't as
good as as the other girl. It's just you know, no,
that's that's not acceptable.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I mean I remember growing up my parents used to
say to me, like, there's always going to be somebody
who's better at things than you are, like, no matter
how good you think you are. And I think that's
a that's a good thing. And I guess in this case,
if that if that's her, then still be it. But
maybe she needs to be on a team where there's
somebody better than her and maybe this mom needs to
be humbled a little bit. I don't know. So it's

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just something to work towards.

Speaker 12 (38:00):
Yeah, definitely, no, that's no.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, Andrea, thank you for calling. Have a great day.
Thanks you too, glad you called. Let me see here, Annaselli,
good morning, Good morning, Fred. Hi, don't yell at me please, Ki.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
I just wanted to.

Speaker 15 (38:20):
Say thank you guys for the story was so great
with the perfect thing for a Monday morning. I am
all on keys side. I cannot believe that the mom
would just shout at the poor little kids like that
could be a highlight for them just being on the
basketball team, like playing with their friends, and they're not
that great, and it's just like absolutely insane that the
mom thought it was okay just be like stream at

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these poor little kids.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah. I kind of hope that at some point that
mom gets humbled by some other kids, parents who you know,
the kid's better or something. You know, it gets a
little taste of brown medicine, see how it feels. Not
that I think that she'll care or doesn't strike me
as a person who has the self awareness to realize,
you know, what's going on. But yeah, that would be

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nice if at some point she gets to see.

Speaker 15 (39:06):
What that's like, right exactly, and if she really thinks
her daughter is that great, then yeah, take your kid
off the team and go to it and maybe a
better team, and then maybe he'll be humble.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
They'll be like that girls like I just want to
play with my friends.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yes, the kids, it's always the parents. Always.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
The kids are there to have a good time, you know,
they like winning, they like playing.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
It's always the crazy.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Parents screaming from the stands yelling at the coaches, the
throwing stuff like they mess it up every time.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, honestly, thank you. Have a great day. Well, thank you,
thank you for listening. Somebody texted, the girl who quote
unquote sucks is going to end up six ' three
and in the w NBA. See there you go. That
makes sense. These are kids, you know. You can't say anything.
By the way, Kiki, let me get this kid's number.
I must see if she wants to be part of
the agency. I mean, if she's that good, you know,

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up along with the you know, six year oldest two
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