Just The Highlights! 5/30/24

During today's show, we talked about zodiac signs, Fred's mom accidentally texted him, and Kaelin found out she farts in her sleep. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
But this is going to upset some people.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
And I want to know if you're a if you're
a zodiac sign astrological believer, and I want to know
eight five, five, five, nine, one one oh three five.
We have several in here, at least, Caitlin and Paulina,
at least are you into this at all?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I love a zodiac sign. Okay, Sagittarius in particular. Yes, yeah,
we'll say right well, oh Jemini season speaking of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, I will say before I get into this, some
of that makes sense to me, Like I am who
I am before I understood that being a Sagittarius made
me this way.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Like so that I believe in like some of the
qualities and characteristics that people described with certain signs, they
seem to check out, like I am through and through
a SAGITTARYI or whatever, Like there's no doubt about that.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Now, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I haven't gone through and read like all the different descriptions,
because I will say what I find with a lot
of this stuff is it could apply to anybody and
if you believe it and it makes you feel a
certain kind of way, and it gives you some kind
of I don't know, positivity or faith in your life,
then why not same with sidekicks and all the rest
of it. Whatever you believe it, if it helps you.
You know, I have my medium friend. I believe it.

(01:13):
I believe that she has a spirit guide that can
talk to others. I know this sounds wacky, but she
has a spirit guy that talks to other spirit guides
and she can communicate with hers and give you perspective.
And I don't know if that's real or not, but
I believe in her, and I believe in her her
desire to do good and I and it checks out
for me, right, The stuff that she comes up with

(01:34):
makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I also think people only know their sun sign and
there's so many other signs that play into it. So
like what, well, your big three is your sun, moon,
and rising, but then you have a mercury. You know
that you have your venus, like, so you have this
whole chart that plays into it. So if you're like, oh,
that doesn't apply to me, it's because you have an
entire chart that became a thing when you were born

(01:56):
at the time you were born, so it's not just
the one sign you know, do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, Yeah, no, I understand what you're saying. No, I
was just a little blown away. I had to think
about it for a second. Yeah, is tarot card reading
among Is this along the same lines? Is it connected
to the astrology at all?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
I call it all magical thinking.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
But the thing about a Tarot deck is that anyone
could really do tarot because you just learned the meaning
of the cards, and then.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
The cards you get, the cards that you're dealt, you put.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Your energy into the cards and then yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I find I've never had my own, but the once
I've watched I find to be a little a little
generic like.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Tik tak ones.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I mean I feel like that even if it were
being done to me, it's like you could say certain
things to me, and I might and I could probably
find a way to apply those things to my life
within myself in my own context. Right Like if I
say to you, if I get a Tarot card reading,
it's like a very important call where contact is coming
soon to you. It's like, well, I can think of
a bunch of different ways that could be manifested. And

(02:58):
then if one of those things happened, so like, oh
my god, it was right.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
There's also free will, so it could change at any
time because you could change your decision, right, you know.
And then there's like the crazy psychic that said Kyle
was going to get divorced. That didn't happen for like
she's a real housewife. That didn't happen for like fifteen years. Yeah,
so you know, you might not believe it now. Her
cigarette right with her her, Yeah, she was early on
the vape, the vaping.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
But I bring all this up because, unfortunately, contrary to
popular astrological beliefs, researched onund no significant evidence linking zodiac
signs to happiness, financial satisfaction, marital satisfaction, or overall health.
So they've been doing this survey since nineteen seventy two,
so a long time. Gathers extensive information on a wide
range of topics, attitudes, behaviors, and opinions of people in

(03:42):
the US. For seven out of eight well being outcomes,
there was no statistically significant effect of zodiac signs. These
outcomes included general happiness, depressive symptoms, psychological distress, work satisfaction,
life excitement, general health, and marital happiness. The only exception
was financial dissatisfaction, where a statistically significate effect was found.

(04:04):
So the study strongly suggested that zodiac signs do not
meaningly meaningfully predict well being, and any observed effects were
likely due to chance because.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
They don't predict well being.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
They predict how you present yourself in this world.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
It's not about what's going to happen to you in
the future.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
No? No, Because if I'm reading my sign, no, that's.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Your horoscope and I think those are BS.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
But that's that's that's along the same line.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Your astrological sign is one thing.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Your horoscope Like you're gonna come up to some money today,
that's BS.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
That is that's a lot of every day.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
For y'all.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
The Jason Brown of Yahoo writes this, what does that.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Fortune cookie? It's express cookies right here. Don't even play
with me right now. I've been playing those numbers for
years and I still haven't won. I just must not
be doing it right.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
But again I don't. Friend, Can I show you something?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, show me something real?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Showing something real? Quick? Okay? So Kaylen, was this like
a birth chart?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
So this is my birth chart. I pulled it up.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
This means probably nothing to us, but what it basically
is saying is this is like in different houses, is
how you're going to be, like not even perceived, but
just how how.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
You're going to live your life.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Right, So like one of these I'm not too familiar,
but one of them would be like my love life,
one of my family one is like my finances. So
like it really breaks it down. It's not just like
I'm a Gemini and that's it. Like Kaylen said, there's
like levels to this ish okay, but.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So according to this, that's according to this, that's all bs.
So I'm sorry to rain on your barrakes, but my
thing is, so if you know all of this, you
learn all of this stuff, doesn't it shape the way
that you then present your self, the way that you
feel that you're it kissing me as psychological Like if
you tell me all these things ahead of time, and
I believe that what you're telling me, if I believe

(06:07):
in this stuff, then how can you tell me that's
not kind of mind over matter like that I'm not
gonna start seeing the things or observing differently or presenting
myself differently in certain ways because it says I'm going
to you can.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
But I think a lot of these things, like you
you couldn't even change it if you wanted to. Like
one of them that I got read talked about my
mother's and my relationship and like that's I can't change that, right.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Like that's my mother. So it's really interesting how they
brought that into the conversation.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, there's an app called The Pattern.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
They're not paying me, but you plug everything in and
it told me how my childhood, how I handle situations,
how I am in relationships, And it was scary, dead
on and that already happened.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, you know it's my childhood.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
But you know you're still shocked about Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, I'm not even gonna I can't even.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well what is who says gonna happen for you today?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Well, you know I haven't checked this morning. I usually
do it when we go and break.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, why let the breakstop you? Most people just do
it while we're on the area.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Here we go tell me yeahoo, for Sagittarius, your mental
energy is strong right now, even if your mood.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Is a bit off. Dive deeply into what.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Does that work?

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Philosophical or other issues that might be important in the future,
if not immediately decide what to do next for your
career with your premium career tarot reading.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, you want to know what that means?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You got to pay some money to page. But like
what you just.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
But like what you just said, I could apply to
a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Know what that means.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
It means our mental health right now is strong? Your
mood you don't feel it?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, good for you guys.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, but here's your thing that I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, okay, okay, But I mean, who can't choose who
right now?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Can you not say that about? Who? Can you not
say right right now?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But who in life right now is not? I think
most people are. It's a weird time. I think most
people are, like not unnecessarily a million cloud a million
you know, either they're worried about finances that they're worried about.
I don't is that we's worried about something right now,
inflation whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
So it's like, so you're.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Strong inside even though this I mean, if that applies
to a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't know. Fred that kind of hit on half
of me like it does every morning. You know I'm
on mood has been all this so is mine. But
I know why it has not.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I mean, but for another nineteen dollars, they'll tell me
exactly why.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, I forgot to sell your lucky numbers. Hold on,
Oh yeah sure.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
Your lucky numbers are seven, eleven, twenty seven, thirty four,
sixty three and sixty five.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
How'd you come up with those?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Jason? This is the rotation every day.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's so funny you say sixty five because the thermostaid
houses that it's unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
What about the geminis it's their season.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It is our season we are Yeah, that's Paul.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
When are we to sixty four, eight, four, five, eleven,
nineteen fifty two and sixty eight?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's half the numbers. So the numbers that there are,
I love it. Your numbers are one, two, three, not four.
It's our season. Someone's like, please do French Churchill, He'll understand.
It's not that I don't understand. It's not that I
don't believe it. And again, if you believe it and
it helps you in some way, then by all means,
do you.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Know the time you were born? Okay, in the morning,
I'll take your.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Mark not real twelve forty one pm.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Was it really?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh no, Sorry, you asked a question about me, but
he answered about that shows which.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Would also track.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
That'll be crazy, they'll be crazy if it was the
same time as mine.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
You were taking justice?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Were you in the morning or in the afternoon?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Just said in the morning, early in the morning. I
don't I don't recall. I was also small. I was
small and feeble and premature. Oh yeah, yeah, the premature
part was right. That's never ended, so you were all
supposed to go. I'm sure that's not true.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Oh yeah, that's a live storry.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Anyway. How's your mood, Kiki?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
You know it's been offen, you know what? You know
what you saying? Same?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Honestly, thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm so glad because someone figured it out out.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fresh Show.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Waiting by the phone from the vault A few minutes away.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Girl, I just want to be part of your world.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Okay, I think I remember this one. Wow, they were
digging deep in the vault seven hundred and fifty bucks
with Showben Shelley, The Entertainer Report Throwback throw Down Today
all that is coming up a deer blog. I shouldn't
joke about this too much because I actually really don't
know what's going on. But my mom is famous for this.
My dad's famous for the dramatics a little bit. My

(11:13):
mom is famous for this, and I know why she
does it. But I get this text yet, and my
mom this is the second time she's done something like
this too.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I feel like my.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Mom, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I think her brain is just she's just constantly like
her brain is just going. And I think she does
things so fast. Sometimes she's just not thinking about what
she's doing. So I get this text yesterday that says
it's this big long paragraph.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was last night, and I'm trying. I don't have
it anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Because she eventually unscented, which I'm surprised she knows how
to do that.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
But the text I think was intended for the people
who clean their home. It was not intended for me.
And it was this big long paragraph about how they
need to come early because my dad's having a pro
siezure done today this morning at the hospital. I know
nothing about I know nothing about this. Now, it can't

(12:11):
be that serious. Or they would tell me, like when
my dad's had serious procedures before I go home and
I sit there with her if it's really serious. And
my dad has all kinds of stuff, so I mean,
he's doing great, but like I don't know, they're always
cutting stuff off the man and you know, got big
when he's.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Seventy seven years old.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I think some of the andy he's everything's fine, but
he's had hard issues and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
This is what happens when you get old, I guess,
But essentially he was like telling these people, can you
come early because we're going to be home at this
time and we don't want you here doing this stuff
when he's resting after his quote unquoporate sai, I don't
know what he is and then she unscented because she
obviously doesn't want me to know, and a Manda knows
not I don't think a man knows anything about it,
because she didn't mention it to me either unless I'm
unless I'm the weak one of the family. But I

(12:57):
know why she does this stuff. She doesn't want us
to worry about things that we don't need to worry about.
But at the same time. If I went and had
some minor, any form of medical procedure that required any
sort of like anything, and I didn't tell her about it,
she'd lose her mind. She would lose her mind, and
God forbid anything happens and we didn't know, And so

(13:21):
what are you doing? And she does this all the time,
and they do it. Oh yeah, oh I didn't. We
didn't tell you about it. Oh you had a heart transplant.
Oh yeah, but everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh we did.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I forget to tell you about that. Does anyone else's
parents do that?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (13:36):
Ticks me off because then I find out after it
happened this weekend and my mom I noticed something and
I was like, what's that? Then she goes into the
whole diet tribe of how we got there and the appointments.
I was like, okay, we talk on a regular basis,
you live a half an hour from me, Like what really?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But like, if this is anything more than just something minor,
then I want to know because I want the option
to go support her, or like at least call and
check and see what's going on the way. But I'm
now I guess I'm supposed to pretend like I don't
know because she unsent the message. And then I called
my sister last night. I was about to tell her,
and then we didn't connect, and I'm like, you know what,
I'm just not gonna tell her because she didn't want

(14:13):
They don't want us.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
To know, But like, why you're not.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
We're grown. We got to know these things.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
It's so frustrating.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
But didn't your mom do this with your sister's pregnancy too,
did the same things.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Sometimes I don't think she understand. I mean, she's so
smart too, but sometimes I'm not like saying anything about that.
But I think sometimes she just goes so fast. She's
not thinking, and she thinks that group chat is to everything,
is to is to just one of us sometimes, or
she'll text something that's intended for just one of us
to the group chat and then she'll send something to
me that was intended for someone else, and it's just like,

(14:46):
but you gotta tell me that you can't hide these
things from me forty years old. I gotta be old.
I gotta, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean, I know I'm fragile, right, but you haven't
talked to her since I.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Didn't want to, Like I'm embarrassing her now, but I
didn't want to like call her, make it deal out
of it. She didn't want us to know. And again,
I think if it were that serious, what.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
If it's like a colonoscopy.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Though it could be you know, it could be That's
what I mean, like it could be nothing.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, but it is frustrated.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
But she went unscented as opposed to be like, oh sorry,
dad's having this, yeah or whatever. So she doesn't want
us to know for some reason, Willie hide and stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
My sister does this with me.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
She you know, she raised me, but she but she
also knows what I can handle and I'm very dramatic,
so certain stuff she just can't tell me.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
And I just have come to terms.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
With like it's best for the both of us because
she'll be going to do a procedure or something and
I'll literally be having an anxiety tack crying in the bathroom,
the press for a week and she's like, why put
you through all that?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, I know that it comes from a wonderful place
and I would come to find out. Watch me find
out that Amanda does know. And I'm the only one
that doesn't know because they think I'm the weak one.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
No, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
But yeah, my mom texted the group chat when my
right before my sister was going to tell me that
she was pregnant, asking it because I Guessa told them
didn't tell me and then wanted to come on the
radio and tell me and wanted to plant it with
you guys. And so my mom was like, should I
tell Keiky about this because we were all together about
the surprise or whatever. I'm reading this group chat going, oh,

(16:15):
she's pregnant. But then it went away real fast because
Amanda then calls and tells her how to unsend it
the whole thing, and I already read it. And then
I'm like, Mom, I saw it. You didn't see anything
and nothing happened, blah blah blahlahlah, But I did.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I did see it, and I did know.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
And then, of course my dad is famous for you know,
my sister and I were in Chicago and we're having
breakfast one morning and the phone rings is early and
it's my dad or no, and I didn't answer it,
and then he texts me I need to speak with
you both immediately.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
And I look at Amanda and I'm like, oh, my god,
Mom's gone or something, and she's like what. I'm like,
he wants us to leave the restaurant and call him
right now. And so we go out there and Amanda's
like shake and I'm like, this is going to be
the worst call of our lives, right out in front
of eleven City diner. And what does he say? The
cat died.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I'm like, well, that's that's very sad. It's very very sad. Right,
but we thought mom was no longer with.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
H ever taste of her own medicine. You should take
something like, hey, Mom, I'm married.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Delete.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Hey, don't hey Amanda to send the group chat. Hey, Amanda,
don't tell mom right that I'm married. Yeah, Hey, the
weddings in Vegas tonight, but don't tell lom more Fred
show next right here?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yellowstone co stars Ryan Bingham and Hassey Harrison got married
in a Western themed wedding in Texas, one year after
they went public with their romance.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
What no ke over here?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Okay, they could have done something else, you know, like
there's a lot of other themes, you know, like, come
on now, a lot.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I was not gonna say about this. Did they meet
on the set?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I don't like a theme to anything. Okay, well they met.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
They met filming Yellowstone, so that's you know, I guess
they'renna feel me anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
What are they're gonna use all those extra props as
me for them? You're already on the show. We got it.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
They I don't need to have a wedding for radio, like,
you know, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
You have a radio theme wedding, you're gonna like, I'm
like a bunch of guys wearing Hawaiian shirts.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
You know, I mean that, you guys. The theme was
cowboy black tie.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
That was dress code.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
I don't even know how you do that.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
There was like, you know, a lot of cowboy boots
and it said it was a reflection of them and
it was incredible.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Tie was that good that wedding? I was annoyed I
had to wear a bolo tie. You did wear your
boots though.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I did wear my boots, so yeah, it was. I mean,
I was just like, why have we got to do
all this? I know, I know what you guys do,
we don't, but I went anyway, you know.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
All right, Well, if you want to catch up on
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Speaker 2 (18:52):
Because you know me, I accept every invitation. I mean
I go to everything.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
You're always going to stop.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I'm constantly trying to be social, like it's that's my
favorite thing to do. Is I try and book every
minute of my day with an opportunity to speak to
other humans, especially ones I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Ol boy, do I love it?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
I was not expecting Keiki to have such a strong
opinion on the Cowboy black tie right Why.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I never watched?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
I never know.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm like, oh god, would you are you into theme anything?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's my hate a theme like let me let me
show up? Okay, yeah, I agree, I just can I
just be me? Is that not enough?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I gotta go out and buy a bunch of crap
I'm never gonna wear again for your theme whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, if there's a theme, you won't participate in the theme?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
No, as you know, I will participate because I'm a
good friend. But I am talking about you on the
way to the theme party. Yes, you know, you invite
me to the rodeo. I'm like, oh, here we go.
You know Saint Texas, Like I got to go buy
some boots.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Ain't home, So why taste fun?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I have a question?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah right, I mean, but that's your definition of fun.
Our definition of fun is wearing whatever makes us comfortable
and just showing up.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
That's just party. It's the other person's party, and.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
That's why we do it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
For you. We know you love a costume, have fun. Yeah, well,
if you loved me, you wouldn't make me do that.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
But anyway, a costume part, like my costume part, right,
like your engagement.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
And I wore a jersey because I didn't think I
was gonna be able to go.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
That was a lot of outfit too, as someone that went.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
That was my Halloween cost I wore a jersey, except
I wore a shirt underneath it. I mean, if I
were really trying to rock my lallapalooz, I would have
won much shorter shorts and I would have worn a
jersey with no shirt underneath and a fanny pass.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
That was a big stretch for you.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
But when you put on that jersey, I.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Wasn't supposed to be able to go. So what was it?
It was a bad costume or don't go. I chose
bad costume and I win you can.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Come, but naked. Just show up for me? No, and
I'm the same for you.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
That would be like at home costume walking around. I
don't believe that everyone doesn't do that. Why if you
live alone, especially, why wouldn't you just take off everything
and wash everything?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Because how annoying is that? It's laundry time?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So here I'm wearing something that I probably is dirty
or I've been wearing. Why would I then do the
laundry only to then put something back right back in
the hamper?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Again?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Just take it all off.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I stand there naked, and I just wash absolutely everything
at once that needs to be washed, and then it
comes out and then and then there's like because that's annoying,
I'm trying to empty the hamper. That was the point
of the exercise.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
But are you putting a roll on or something during that? While? No?
Why would I?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's just me.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
You're sitting on your furniture naked. Thank you?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
What kind of juices you.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Think I got naked?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I do? Why do you think I'm snail trailing my
own house like it's my house? I think there's probably
a lot more than that on my desk.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
No, never again, Booty juice.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
And.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Because my house strike you as a place that like
requires a hasmad suit.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I mean, come on, booty juice, I never heard.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Let me tell you something, have you ever been in
have you ever been in a couple that lives together's
kitchen before? No, obviously you have if you stood there
at the at the eye land and had a drink
or eaten something, They've had sex on that counter like
it is what it is on.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Have you come on and you yes? Oh my kitchen?

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Really you don't go on my balcony.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Though, when the moment's right. How has you seen those
commercials before you take the pill? When it happens, it happened,
let's go. Now's the time, you know, I'm making mac
and cheese.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
I don't care. Now, I don't care now.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I just assume if I'm in someone's home that everywhere
has it has been tainted.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I just assumed it just is what it is.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
But yeah, why would I Why would I do the
laundry then to put immediately put more laundry because.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Who cares laundry in the laundry basket?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Have you got figured out after a decade?

Speaker 5 (23:01):
I'm crazy, No, I know, I just I mean, it's
a never ending cycle.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
You do your own I'm surprised you do your old laundry.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
We have a service. I don't have a service. I
don't have a service for almost anything. The only thing
in my life I don't do is once a month
somebody Gabby comes and cleans one time that booty juice.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
I also sit on my couch it so don't come over.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You do what you won't think your house is covered
in ashland DNA, So what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
It is what it is?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Shelby Shelley, let's play seven hundred and fifty bucks. You're
I'm onto something with this. Everyone should do what I
do with this thing because it's it's so much more efficient.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Seven hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Twelve straight wins for Shelley, eight five, five five Can
you beat the gorilla pop culture expert in five questions?
We'll play next after dosic cats. So I hit us
up right now, back in three minutes. So let me
get some sexy music on right now. On a second,
let me just okay, here we go. Got the sexy
music on? Oh I think you said sexy red music? No, No,
that was Jason were in charge. I said, just sexy.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I came in.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I got to put the sexy music on because this
is a sexy topic. You got a new man in
your life and they're spending an awful lot of time together.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
This is crazy. This is rapid speed. This is this
is moving at the speed of sound.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
I mean he hey, you moved pretty fast too, Fred,
you were back to back relationships real quick.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
He was going through.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
When was that? That was several years ago?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, that was beginning of COVID.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Yeah, we're all doing six months.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
That went.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Anyway, You see how they all.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Sent to downtown as a kids, saying.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I did know he went there, and then I got
a one way to take it out of there to
like every other one. So can I get to the
point here, Jesus and stopped distracting me. We're talking about
Kaylen sex life. So, Kaylen, you you said off the
air that you're excuse, I just gotta honor this year.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Anyway, you said that your worst fear had been realized
with this new man in your life.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
I wasn't really ready to talk about this, but let
me gather myself. So I have been told I've been
made aware that I may or may not fart in
my sleep.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Hell yeah that.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I have a lot of questions. Why would someone ever
make you aware of this?

Speaker 5 (25:43):
I mean, I wasn't like nefarious, like I don't think
he was trying to make me feel bad. I think
what happened was his dog let out a little toot
and he jokingly said it was me, and I was like, well,
I would.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Never do that, so it wasn't me.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
And he was like, well, you kind of do in
your sleep often, and I was no.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
I said, don't touch me, don't look at me. This
is over.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
I left, please, I uh huh.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Wow's being honest?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Well, why why are you a maze?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
She needs to see a doctor?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
You know, I'm.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
You know why you see a doctor because I've been
holding it in for three months.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's why this didn't do that. I do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I'm sure I'm doing the same thing because I'm in
a relationship and I'm over at somebody's house. I'm away
from myself, away from my environment. When i'm when i'm
with other people, I'm holding it all in, hold everything,
you know, and I can't. That cannot be good for you,
And it's got to come out sometime, and it's probably
coming out in the middle of the night. And I
would have no way of knowing this because ninety five
percent of the time I sleep alone, so I wouldn't know.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
Helena, you've had this issue, Oh my god, Yes, So
I hold it in. You guys know, like to fart
and piece. So when my husband was to the firehouse
those twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Or moss ripping it, Yeah, it's just one solid hour.
You play my time there.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
But I've been told that in my sleep. But I
was joking and being funny and he told me the
same thing. I've never shut up so quick in my life.
I've never like so quick. He's not going to get
me with this, but yeah, he's hurted.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
He smelled it.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm not trying to be gross, but it's been so
bad before that, Like I've left a hotel room or
left like a person's apartment and do the thing where
you just walk down the hall.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
And yeah, every step it's letting it outtel It's probably
the best feeling in the world. Or you get a
really long one like I've had, like a twenty minute
long one because I was holding it first.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
All there you go.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
No, yeah, it's real.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's this has also been reported by your significant other,
big tim kicking.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Oh yeah, man.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
It is such a humbling experience when I first when
they first tell you that you do that, because like
you're taking it back because you don't know that you're
doing that, so, you know, me being toxic.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I flipped it back on him, like why aren't you sleep? Bro?
Like what are you staring at me? Why are you.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Watching me while I'm sleep? Like you should be sleep
as well? Weird, And so that's how I kind of
flipped it. But like I can't help it, bro, even
I'm gonna let it go throughout the day and interrupt everybody's.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Flow of business.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Business a lady and keep it in the sheets and
you know, pray for him and looks because I know
that may be hot maybe yeah the.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Sheets are brown.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Up.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
I did the same thing. I was like even weirder
is why are you watching me? Something's wrong with you?
But I was really just impairly too.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
And I'll never I'll never let him touch me again.
I mean, I'm not said or sleep again. I'm not
gonna just rip ass.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
There are just certain things that I'm not not doing it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna be comfortable doing. And
I'm a weirdo. Everybody knows I'm crazy. Everybody knows I'm
were to. But like, I can see myself hiding my
bodily functions for the rest of my life around somebody else.
And I realized that people say, oh no, a couple
of years or a year, six months, all of a sudden,
anything goes. No, anything doesn't go, anything doesn't go it

(29:00):
and go.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Also, like when you're holding it for so long and
then you have to pee. His stupid bathroom is you know,
right by everything you know? You let out a little
pee too, and you're like.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Oh crap, I turn the water on. They already know
what you don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
They know, but they don't need to know.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Like, yes, I understand what happens, but I don't need
to remind you about it.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
It's all part of life. But wait till you wake
yourself up from a huge fart. And then and then
you have to think of like wait, did he hear that?
So then your heart's beating.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
On yourself clopping, damn it. Dog, I don't have a dog, but.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
A dog again, Like you don't have a dog, Well, yeah,
I adopted one.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
In the middle of the night and the.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Nights, you know, it's weird every time.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah I have.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I have one of those fart noise things on my phoot.
I'm so funny, you know.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, but how would you know you're sleeping? You have
no way of knowing.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Now, I'm self conscious about being a sleep around anybody,
like just you know. Anyway, if I'm on a girl's trip,
I'm like, y'all go to sleep first, like right.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I think about it now, and I just wish he
would have kept it to.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
His south right.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna do night quill before bedtime for him,
you know, just mix a little in there because you
need to.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I'm changed and I'll never sleep again.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Wow, I can't. I really can't look at you the
same way because my sleep. I'm proud of you, proud
of me. It's not sexy, no, but it's life, you know.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
It's if you, if they, if you are a relationship
and your significant other loves you, just let it go.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
For you.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I completely disagree that that's that comes from a person
who's not asked his wife how she feels about you
walking around farting all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's that's, that's who you are. Like it's either I.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Do interestin too, especially when you have cheese like mildew.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
I know.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I try and be considerate and conceal my bodily functions.
But in the sleep, there's nothing you can do. There's
nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Well, you need a new method because it doesn't work.
You need to I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
And it sounds like you need a new boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
I do.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, we're gonna have to get rid of him and
we're gonna have to start over. Just start from scratch.
Never eat or something. Don't yeah, don't eat. Yeah, there's
another option too. I mean, I would say to eating
the entire burrito before you go to bed every night
or not. I more.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
Fread Show next, You've got to wait.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Fread Show is on now.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Hottest morning show, get it.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
See what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
We got people texting from the Dominican Republic who still
have us on on vacation. Like you think, you go
on vacation and then you don't have to listen, no
listen from anywhere on the iHeart app, and then we
need it we want it, we demand it, we crave it,
we do.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I did that in labor. I listened to you guys.
Oh my gosh, I did you guys.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
And your baby.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Gabriella was like, I don't know if I want to
come into this world on these are my aunts and uncles. Really,
these clowns, these clowns, this is your circus. She tried
to crawl back in, but then it didn't work. Waiting
by the phone from the vault. Fred's version is next,
rufie girl.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I just want to be part of your world.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You don't say the entertainment report after that with Caitlin,
what do you work it on?

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Well, this is casual.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
But the singer and his mom that are accused of
committing more than a million dollars worth of fraud.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh yeah, you're not supposed to do that with your
mom to Yeah, finding okay, how about that.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
We'll get to all of that in a couple of minutes.
The Freends show back in two minutes with Waiting by
the phone. After Teddy's s whims