June 21, 2024 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you guys ever have a job in all of
the different jobs that you guys have had, have you
ever had a job that was a little bit abnormal
or do you have a skill that's abnormal. I bring
this up because an Ohio cannabis festival is looking to
make multiple hires and it pays pretty well. Chad Thompson
is the organizer behind the Stargazer Cannabis Festival, and he's
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planning to hire multiple judges for the events joint rolling
contest on July twenty seventh. The festivals taking place the
first full year that Ohio has legalized recreational marijuana. There
two divisions, a classic division and an artistic division, and
in both of those divisions, one of the criteria is
how does it smoke the potential smoke ability, and the
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Classic division will focus on traditional joints. The Artistic division
could see intricately designed joints like tanks, cars and birds.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Tanks. Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Several other factors the judges are including the draw of
the joint and the joint stability like checking for runs
and so forth. One hundred bucks an hour to smoke
the joints and then judge them. Okay, but like, were you, like,
I don't know, were you like known in college or something?
Were you known for an eighty five five five one
three five? Were you like Jon't joint rolling, Rick?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You know what I'm saying, Like, were you were you
like to go to you know, like, oh, we're making
the jungle juice. If you're in a fraternity in or sorority,
you know about jungle juice. Oh, well, Sam's got to
make the Sam makes the best jungle juice.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm always the playlist maker always, or the CD burner
back in my college days, so like or if my
friends get married now, like I'm in control of the
music for the party bus every trip.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I just you're're a bit of an artist. You're
ax court an auditory curator, is what?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I like, Yeah that's on my LinkedIn.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, so you're not joint rolling, Rick, that's not I.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wish I never rolled a joint or even pectable. I
pride myself, like you've never seen Star Wars. I like
pride myself and now I want to get through the
entirety of life having other people do.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It for me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Allegedly, I've tried to roll one I don't remember how whim.
But then there were certain people I remember in college,
and this is before I ever was interested in partaking
in the left handed cigarette or the wacky tobaccu. But
they could make a bowl, or they could make some
form of ball out of anything. It'd be like, it'd
be like mcg iver over here.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I've done an apple.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
These people would be like, I got a smoke. I
got a smoke.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's like, all right, well, water bottle and it's like
an oil can and a banana and before long we're smoking.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah beer, they were I can do.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What about you, Pauline, I feel like you did you
Do you have any sort of off ability, off talent,
off ability that no one's talking about. I feel like
you we would have something.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Well, you know, you guys make fun of my my
really fabulous driving. My driving record is clean, even though
you guys laugh at me because I.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
You're trying to say that you're known for your You
don't stop for the police, You just keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, you're known for your driving, alright, it's not for
good driving.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Count She always gets us there, I get you there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So speaking of the wacky to you don't get me
there anymore at all because I don't get in the carpet.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yea of the wacky waki.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah put me off, But so with the wacky to Waggie.
So you guys know, when I was eighteen, I dated
a boy right a man's and he moved some stuff
around the city.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's he did. A drug dealer. Okay, it was an
importer exporter. Oh yeah, he was in logistics. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I was the chauffeur. I was the black car service.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh you really.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Did start uber, I did.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I'm telling you what I did. I was behind.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I feel like that makes you culpable, doesn't it, Like
if you were driving a drug dealer around this accomplice?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, it wasn't there, Like that's not I can't do
waiting for my man Okay, yeah, I'm beside him.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Were you like KFC's Greatest Chicken Bread or something?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I mean, I mean I was that girl a can'fc.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But I was that girl.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
But in college I was just known for Nicki Mina performances. What, yes,
that's what I is so embarrassing, but that's what I
used to do. At the college parties was like they
would put on Nicki Minajen and I would like wrap
her versus with this little bang haircut that I had,
and I really thought I was nikky.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You just knew all the words.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I knew all the words.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I would perform it with my entire chest and it
would just be a time.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
So yes, please post a video. No right, I'm sad
though I don't think I was known for anything. I
don't think I had any sort of like signature move.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
Okay, you were the.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
D Well.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's hard to stay strong and not yeah talent.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm telling you my parents had me convinced that if
I got somebody pregnant, got a duy, that I may
as well just end it all. Like they were so
clever and convincing. I'm telling you like that my parents.
People are like, oh you did you grow up like
in a strict environment and not really like they never
said like do not well, they did say do not.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Drink and drive.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That that was just and Timberlake, you should have listened
to my parents and do not drink. That's because that's
not even about you. That's about other people. Yeah, and
you know, God knows you could have people in your car.
It's about you and it's about other people on the roads,
about a lot of things. But they were they just
like were like, yeah, you know what if you do that,
then your life's over. It's fine, you know, just if
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you want to disappoint us, go ahead. And I didn't,
and so I didn't until now. Now I disappoint them,
I think daily. But I mean before that, back when
you know, in the day, I know, Jason, you were
known for nothing.
Speaker 11 (05:30):
No, I mean my house was always like the house
that everyone would come to because my mom kept like
the pantry stock, so everyone would come and just like
eat snacks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So that yeah, there was always that guy. There was
a guy that had like the good food. There was
a guy that had the garage fridge full of soda
or whatever. There was there was a well in Arizona,
everybody had a pool. But I hear that there was
like the tramp There was always a trampoline guy. Oh yeah,
the trampoline guy. Growing up, there was I guess around here.
Other places pools are a little brearer. So there was
the person who had the pool.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, we had the pool. Did you have an ing
ground pool?
Speaker 11 (06:00):
No, no, no, no, But we had like a dock
that like went off the house and then down into
the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So okay, yeah nice. Yeah, well now you're the KOI
pon guy.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (06:09):
I mean if you want a coopon, yeah you get
a Yeah, got one for you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Somebody texted I was the bartender in college. Yeah, I mean,
I guess there was always somebody who was.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, you need all these people in the crew, Like
everybody has to bring a different skill. My friend Tatiana
can get us in the front of any line and
she whispered something I don't know what it is, and
we just go Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I had a guy like that too, but he did
it by lying. He would he would like she might
I don't know. This is actually a pretty funny strategy.
But this guy was obnoxious. But in college he would
do this all the time. He'd walk into like a
restaurant that was packed. I remember one time it was
the Cheesecake Factory and it was like a two hour wait,
and this dude was like what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He just was so convinced, like I'm abe froman basically no.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He was like, hey, you know a table for whatever,
and they're like, uh, well, we don't take reservations, but
like you know you can.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You can get in line and we'll take your name.
Only two hours.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He was like, oh, so, so John didn't call and
he's like, I'm sorry, and the server and the hostess
would be like what he was like, Yeah, I'm in
town for a tennis tournament.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
My manager John was supposed to call.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
We needed a table, I'd like, go somewhere else, yeah,
and that's the tournament starts here like this is a
big god, this is terrible and you know whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
For whatever reason, like people started to scurry. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
They thought he was just like a professional something. And
sometimes it was golf, sometimes it was tennis. But he
had this like air about him that people believed it,
and anywhere we would go he would be like, yeah,
oh god d John didn't call, and we I felt
like an idiot because not only would we get a table,
we'd get like free stuff and like when they thought
we were something, but we never really said we were anybody,
we weren't. We just sort of eluded or he alluded
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to the fact that he was somebody he wasn't. And
it worked every time. It's that whole act like you've
been there thing.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
That's what I've learned you have to act like you're
supposed to be there. If you don't make eye contact,
you just vibe, you act like you're supposed to be there,
nobody will bother you. But if you're with your friend
who's like, oh my god, I don't know if we
should be here.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, then you're gonna get caught. Yeah, that's all we did,
danced around like.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He never said I'm a famous tennis player or like whatever.
He never said that. He would just be like, all right, guys,
we're gonna have to go. We have to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
This is not good, you know, or whatever. And he
had his air about him.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then there was always the kid, at least in college,
my college who's he had the parents credit card. I
remember that kid, and so he would like if you
went out with him, he'd wind up buying everything, and
so some people took advantage. I always felt bad because
it was kind of a kid that, like people wouldn't
really normally want to invite. He was buying his friends,
but they did because his parents were rich and they
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were like, you know, you know, oh yeah, take him
all out to dinner or whatever. And so you could
tell the people that like would go for that, and
the people that I always felt bad because I'm like,
I don't really want to hang out with this guy,
so I'm not gonna take his food. But someone said
I was the DJ in college. Yeah, there you go.
I guess it was the radio guy. But I had
no poll so it wasn't like I still have no
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I still can't get anybody anything, and I have to
ask Jason. I have to ask Daddy for permission.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He didn't tell it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Like people will say, hey, can I get these tickets?
And before I can flex on them, I have to
go like like some some contract. They can't know that
I'm actually texting asking for permission to flex, Like, man,
I really, I really love you go to the show,
and I'm just like, oh yeah, OK, and I'm like
buying time while I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Going, Jason, can I give them tickets?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh yeah, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, But you have an email, Jason if you want
to get anything. I sold answers to college exams. Yes,
that's what I'm talking about. There was always that guy
too that somehow always had the test. Oh yeah, he
always he knew the TA or he bought off somebody
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Always always had the answers. Yeah, there was always the
fake ID guy.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, I think think tech. And that's another question I have.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do people still get them or it has technology evolved
to where like it's just too it's too hard to
fake them.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
My sister and her friends allegedly all have them, and
it's their own.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Photos on them.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So what happens when they scan them?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
They scan?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh god, yeah, yeah, they have a plug. I always
use somebody else's that just kind of look like me.
They actually get them made and they scan go ahead, girl,
I'm like, holy hell.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I had a fraternity brother look kind of like me,
but he would never give me. He'd only give me
expired once. So that kind of worked unless the person
was paying attention, and then they'd be like, well this
is expired.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't have time to go to the DMV in Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I remember I supposedly lived with the address I memorized
that I've never been to in my life. Trending stories
after Ariatta in two minutes, It's the French show.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's Friday. We're glad you're here.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah, they talk better than they cite These are the
radio blogs on The Fresh Show, like we're writing in
our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We call them blogs.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Nick Caitlin brought something to our attention, Rufio that you've
just failed to mention. I mean, yeah, something in your
life that you just failed to mention, and it's upsetting.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, it was upsetting to me too, I would imagine.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Yeah, dear blogs, So about a month ago, I don't
know how to tell you all this. I'm sorry you
weren't invited, but Ashland is now married.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Wow, your four year olds four and a half, four
and a half, he's a married man.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, it happened, but he was. He's out of school now.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
But it would happen in school at the playground during
their little recess session.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I was picking him up from.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
School that day and his teacher's like, oh, just let
you know Ashlean is married now.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I said, excuse me why.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Apparently they had a wedding ceremony in the They asked
the teacher to help them get married.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Him and his friend Harley his wife.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh yes, yeah, your daughter in law. Yeah, didn't for
a cake to the wedding cakes.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Yeah, they had all the friends attend the wedding. All
the classmates attend this wedding. Wow, I asked him. I
was like, did you you know did you kiss your bride?
And he's like, I kissed her on the hand. I
was like, I know, I got this little player.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm I'm so screwed.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So him and Harley are.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Like best school friends, like they would when it started
getting nice out after actually learned how to ride a
bike because she was she's the same age, but she
already knew how to ride a bike. So when he
started learning how to ride a bike, he would ask
me to bring his bike to school to pick him up,
and they would ride home to either our house or
her house. We don't live too far from each other,
but so we would. They would spend every day after
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school riding their bikes together. And then towards the end
of the school year, he just came out. It's like hey,
I was like, what, You're married.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
So they had a ceremony. All their friends were there
in attendance. Obviously the classmates. They're excited. Yeah, they wanted
a cake, but they didn't get a cake.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, he was able to. He's a player for the right.
He was able to get this woman to commit without
a ring even.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Yeah, God, I know, I'm so proud.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You need to call big Tim.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Oh yeah, so I like I said, I apologize. I
wasn't even invited to this wedding.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Awful, But he is married. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Tomorrow we're supposed to hang out with his other girlfriend,
Donatella wa.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So this guy's polyamorous, right, so I don't know how
she's gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But he's a married man ethical nominogamy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Has he discussed this with her an open relationship or
is he is he just out here?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
You know, I don't know. I don't know what he
talks about. Wow, yeah, this guy so yeah, he's like, yeah,
that dimples is getting everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I have terrible news for you, Rufio. There was a
bachelor party. It was that Chuck E Cheese. Oh I
hosted it. He got absolutely wild, right, I've never seen
the Chucky Cheese mouseman get that crazy.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
But Fred left when he said, oh, I gotta go
to the bathroom wipe my butt, and it's like, I'm
on it.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I had to get going.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I paid though, in typical fashion, he didn't have any
money with him, just like his dad. Yeah, exactly, waiting
the phones Caitlyn's Entertainment report.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
He is on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Keith Urban was presenting wife Nicole Kidman with her American
Film Institute Life Achievement Award, and he actually broke down
on stage as he revealed how we once almost destroyed
their marriage.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
We got married in June two thousand and six, and
barely four months into our marriage. My addictions that I'd
done really nothing about blew our marriage as motherines and
I went into the Betty Ford Center for three months.
Four months into a marriage, I'm in rehab for three months,
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had no idea what was going to happen to us.
And if you want to see what love in action
really looks like, give that a whirl. Nick pushed through
every negative voice, I'm sure even some of her own,
and she shows love and here we are tonight, eighteen
years later.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, very sweet. She was crying a little bit too.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He finished by saying her capacity to love is like
no one I've ever met. The private event was actually
held back in April, but it was first or for
the first time, broadcast on TV this week. If you
didn't know, I know, Jason, you said you didn't know
about his addiction issues. You didn't know either, No, Yeah,
I always it's like a like a regular.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Well, addicts are regular and do that.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
But if you didn't know, he grew up watching his
dad's heavy drinking and said it took him a long
time to get sober because he didn't recognize that he
had an issue of his own. But yeah, he was
a partier before they got married, and she stuck by
his side, which I love, and I believe that he's
been sober ever since, which is is really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
By the way, very nice guy.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, that's good to hear. I always like when when
people are nice. He seems nice, and so does she.
Travis Scotts, No, we met him together.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
At we met that was the second he was He
was the nicest of all of them. Yeah, he was
nicku minized Mariah Carrey, Keith.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, that was that was a super surreal, like afternoon too,
because takes a lot of them out. Yeah, because Seacrest
was like, come down here, Yeah we did. It was
just in himself, was a weird statement. And then he
didn't really talk to us, but Keith was so nice. Yeah,
and then they Nicky was already at the table. They
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had to bring Mariah in separately. Yes, and I'm just like,
what is going on?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Like the get me out of here? This is my
last year, was like, I don't know what I'm doing here, Like, yeah,
it was I forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, Jim Mariah have like an assign chair because she
is notorious for only like in one side of her face.
So when she's on watch what happens five, Andy has
to switch for her.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
He's like, she's the only person.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Who remember correctly, they put everybody at the table and
then brought her in like at the very.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
End of course. Yeah, I am shocked by that.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Travis Scott was arrested early Thursday morning in Miami, which
we know after what cops say was a drunken.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Disturbance on a boat. Well shortly after, a T shirt
was released.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
On his website with an editive photo of his mugshot
on it. It was only sold for a limited time
and going for just thirty five bucks, which which is
a pretty big steal, but he is capitalizing on that.
And lastly, Heidi Klum ripped off her denim shirt in
the middle of filming her interview for Hot Ones before
continuing to chat in just a red bra, she looks hot.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
If you didn't know, the YouTube.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Talk show has guests eating spicy wings while being interviewed,
I guess Heidi said she got real hot, so she
wanted to take her shirt off, and speaking of bras
earlier in the interview, she said the most expensive out
but she's ever worn was a twelve and a half
million dollar bra and a seven hundred and forty thousand
dollars panny to match for Victoria's secret, she said was
all encrusted with diamonds and rubies and whatnot. I think
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I got the Guinness Book of World Records by wearing
the most expensive lingerie.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I learned something yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
The host of Hot One, Sean Evans, was once a
architecture tour architecture boat tour yeah here.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, he's from Chicago.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
He's from here.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So for our Chicago friends, that guy want. He said,
the best job he'd ever had, besides the one he
has now is being an architectural boat tour post.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
And that's where her guide confidence to talk to people
and do internet So.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
That makes sense why they want to do their first
live hot ones here.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
He went to U of I and everything. Yeah, he's local.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Okay, shout out.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
By the way, if you ever, if you're not a
Chicago and you're ever in Chicago, take the architectural boat
to hers.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
About hundred million and I live here. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. Right,
you could do it for a pregame at night time.
They starve Booze more checking online today? Is it new
music Friday?
Speaker 9 (18:25):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Anything else I've known?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
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Speaker 4 (18:32):
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Speaker 2 (18:48):
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Speaker 1 (18:56):
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the way, I mean I heard ideo that's an okay virgion.
But for me.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Me, I mean for me though, this virgin show, I
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swallow it all.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
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Speaker 5 (19:28):
That's all about you. The Fred Show is on Friend's
Fun Fact.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Fred fun.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
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Speaker 1 (19:48):
Guys just seems uncomfortable, but I guess it works for them.
Sloths only defecate once a week.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hmm. See that's what I'm saying. I love to know
the secret.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well I don't think you do though, Like I mean,
I don't. I don't know that that can't be. It
would be convenient, but it can't be comfortable.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Well, if they're on vacation, I understand you exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You got to go down to the hotel lobby, exact, no, no,
trust me. If I'm on a romantic getaway, I understand
that rights only defecate in a hotel lobby. In the gym,
hey man, you're really committed to your fitness going to
the gym on vacation. Yeah, you know, Yeah, you really
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sweat on the.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Kaitlin.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That truer words have never been spoken. If you're on
a tropical vacation, I can understand sloths only only defecate
once a week.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's going to be the hardest thing for me if
I ever lived with someone, is to make all my
bodily functions disappear like it never happened.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And then you fall asleep and they appear real quick, a.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Little too too over here. We heard about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That was ballsy him to bring that up, though, I
would have kept that to myself if I were your boyfriend,
I would have If I ever wanted to see any
of those parts again, I might have kept.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
That right, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, maybe you should become a sloth then.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what's
worse going and somebody knows or holding it in.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Got a week though, Maybe because they're just slow. They
just start on Monday and it takes off their bowels
are as slow as them.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
So more thread show. Next, You've got Freads show is on.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Good Morning everyone, Friday, June's twenty first, It's the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Glad you're here, Hi, Calen that morning.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hello Jason Brown, Hi, Rufio, Hi, show business here into
Let mean that Benjamin waiting by the Phone's knew? Why
did somebody get ghosted? He had twists and turns man.
People thought they hadn't figured out. They thought they knew
what was up.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
And then boom boom boom, left, turn right, turn up,
down around, Yeah, drop back, big bag, little bags.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's sexy entertainment report.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
After that with k I will tell you who is
making the most of their arrest and selling shirts with their.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Mugshowing them why not monetize you know? Brandon French shows
up
Did you guys ever have a job in all of
the different jobs that you guys have had, have you
ever had a job that was a little bit abnormal
or do you have a skill that's abnormal. I bring
this up because an Ohio cannabis festival is looking to
make multiple hires and it pays pretty well. Chad Thompson
is the organizer behind the Stargazer Cannabis Festival, and he's
(00:20):
planning to hire multiple judges for the events joint rolling
contest on July twenty seventh. The festivals taking place the
first full year that Ohio has legalized recreational marijuana. There
two divisions, a classic division and an artistic division, and
in both of those divisions, one of the criteria is
how does it smoke the potential smoke ability, and the
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Classic division will focus on traditional joints. The Artistic division
could see intricately designed joints like tanks, cars and birds.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Tanks. Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Several other factors the judges are including the draw of
the joint and the joint stability like checking for runs
and so forth. One hundred bucks an hour to smoke
the joints and then judge them. Okay, but like, were you, like,
I don't know, were you like known in college or something?
Were you known for an eighty five five five one
three five? Were you like Jon't joint rolling, Rick?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You know what I'm saying, Like, were you were you
like to go to you know, like, oh, we're making
the jungle juice. If you're in a fraternity in or sorority,
you know about jungle juice. Oh, well, Sam's got to
make the Sam makes the best jungle juice.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm always the playlist maker always, or the CD burner
back in my college days, so like or if my
friends get married now, like I'm in control of the
music for the party bus every trip.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I just you're're a bit of an artist. You're
ax court an auditory curator, is what?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I like, Yeah that's on my LinkedIn.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, so you're not joint rolling, Rick, that's not I.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wish I never rolled a joint or even pectable. I
pride myself, like you've never seen Star Wars. I like
pride myself and now I want to get through the
entirety of life having other people do.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It for me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Allegedly, I've tried to roll one I don't remember how whim.
But then there were certain people I remember in college,
and this is before I ever was interested in partaking
in the left handed cigarette or the wacky tobaccu. But
they could make a bowl, or they could make some
form of ball out of anything. It'd be like, it'd
be like mcg iver over here.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I've done an apple.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
These people would be like, I got a smoke. I
got a smoke.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's like, all right, well, water bottle and it's like
an oil can and a banana and before long we're smoking.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah beer, they were I can do.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What about you, Pauline, I feel like you did you
Do you have any sort of off ability, off talent,
off ability that no one's talking about. I feel like
you we would have something.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Well, you know, you guys make fun of my my
really fabulous driving. My driving record is clean, even though
you guys laugh at me because I.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
You're trying to say that you're known for your You
don't stop for the police, You just keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, you're known for your driving, alright, it's not for
good driving.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Count She always gets us there, I get you there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So speaking of the wacky to you don't get me
there anymore at all because I don't get in the carpet.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yea of the wacky waki.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah put me off, But so with the wacky to Waggie.
So you guys know, when I was eighteen, I dated
a boy right a man's and he moved some stuff
around the city.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's he did. A drug dealer. Okay, it was an
importer exporter. Oh yeah, he was in logistics. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I was the chauffeur. I was the black car service.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh you really.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Did start uber, I did.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I'm telling you what I did. I was behind.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I feel like that makes you culpable, doesn't it, Like
if you were driving a drug dealer around this accomplice?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, it wasn't there, Like that's not I can't do
waiting for my man Okay, yeah, I'm beside him.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Were you like KFC's Greatest Chicken Bread or something?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I mean, I mean I was that girl a can'fc.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But I was that girl.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
But in college I was just known for Nicki Mina performances. What, yes,
that's what I is so embarrassing, but that's what I
used to do. At the college parties was like they
would put on Nicki Minajen and I would like wrap
her versus with this little bang haircut that I had,
and I really thought I was nikky.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You just knew all the words.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I knew all the words.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I would perform it with my entire chest and it
would just be a time.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
So yes, please post a video. No right, I'm sad
though I don't think I was known for anything. I
don't think I had any sort of like signature move.
Speaker 10 (04:30):
Okay, you were the.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
D Well.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's hard to stay strong and not yeah talent.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm telling you my parents had me convinced that if
I got somebody pregnant, got a duy, that I may
as well just end it all. Like they were so
clever and convincing. I'm telling you like that my parents.
People are like, oh you did you grow up like
in a strict environment and not really like they never
said like do not well, they did say do not.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Drink and drive.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That that was just and Timberlake, you should have listened
to my parents and do not drink. That's because that's
not even about you. That's about other people. Yeah, and
you know, God knows you could have people in your car.
It's about you and it's about other people on the roads,
about a lot of things. But they were they just
like were like, yeah, you know what if you do that,
then your life's over. It's fine, you know, just if
(05:19):
you want to disappoint us, go ahead. And I didn't,
and so I didn't until now. Now I disappoint them,
I think daily. But I mean before that, back when
you know, in the day, I know, Jason, you were
known for nothing.
Speaker 11 (05:30):
No, I mean my house was always like the house
that everyone would come to because my mom kept like
the pantry stock, so everyone would come and just like
eat snacks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So that yeah, there was always that guy. There was
a guy that had like the good food. There was
a guy that had the garage fridge full of soda
or whatever. There was there was a well in Arizona,
everybody had a pool. But I hear that there was
like the tramp There was always a trampoline guy. Oh yeah,
the trampoline guy. Growing up, there was I guess around here.
Other places pools are a little brearer. So there was
the person who had the pool.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, we had the pool. Did you have an ing
ground pool?
Speaker 11 (06:00):
No, no, no, no, But we had like a dock
that like went off the house and then down into
the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So okay, yeah nice. Yeah, well now you're the KOI
pon guy.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (06:09):
I mean if you want a coopon, yeah you get
a Yeah, got one for you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Somebody texted I was the bartender in college. Yeah, I mean,
I guess there was always somebody who was.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, you need all these people in the crew, Like
everybody has to bring a different skill. My friend Tatiana
can get us in the front of any line and
she whispered something I don't know what it is, and
we just go Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I had a guy like that too, but he did
it by lying. He would he would like she might
I don't know. This is actually a pretty funny strategy.
But this guy was obnoxious. But in college he would
do this all the time. He'd walk into like a
restaurant that was packed. I remember one time it was
the Cheesecake Factory and it was like a two hour wait,
and this dude was like what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He just was so convinced, like I'm abe froman basically no.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He was like, hey, you know a table for whatever,
and they're like, uh, well, we don't take reservations, but
like you know you can.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You can get in line and we'll take your name.
Only two hours.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He was like, oh, so, so John didn't call and
he's like, I'm sorry, and the server and the hostess
would be like what he was like, Yeah, I'm in
town for a tennis tournament.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
My manager John was supposed to call.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
We needed a table, I'd like, go somewhere else, yeah,
and that's the tournament starts here like this is a
big god, this is terrible and you know whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
For whatever reason, like people started to scurry. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
They thought he was just like a professional something. And
sometimes it was golf, sometimes it was tennis. But he
had this like air about him that people believed it,
and anywhere we would go he would be like, yeah,
oh god d John didn't call, and we I felt
like an idiot because not only would we get a table,
we'd get like free stuff and like when they thought
we were something, but we never really said we were anybody,
we weren't. We just sort of eluded or he alluded
(07:41):
to the fact that he was somebody he wasn't. And
it worked every time. It's that whole act like you've
been there thing.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
That's what I've learned you have to act like you're
supposed to be there. If you don't make eye contact,
you just vibe, you act like you're supposed to be there,
nobody will bother you. But if you're with your friend
who's like, oh my god, I don't know if we
should be here.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, then you're gonna get caught. Yeah, that's all we did,
danced around like.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He never said I'm a famous tennis player or like whatever.
He never said that. He would just be like, all right, guys,
we're gonna have to go. We have to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
This is not good, you know, or whatever. And he
had his air about him.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then there was always the kid, at least in college,
my college who's he had the parents credit card. I
remember that kid, and so he would like if you
went out with him, he'd wind up buying everything, and
so some people took advantage. I always felt bad because
it was kind of a kid that, like people wouldn't
really normally want to invite. He was buying his friends,
but they did because his parents were rich and they
(08:33):
were like, you know, you know, oh yeah, take him
all out to dinner or whatever. And so you could
tell the people that like would go for that, and
the people that I always felt bad because I'm like,
I don't really want to hang out with this guy,
so I'm not gonna take his food. But someone said
I was the DJ in college. Yeah, there you go.
I guess it was the radio guy. But I had
no poll so it wasn't like I still have no
(08:54):
I still can't get anybody anything, and I have to
ask Jason. I have to ask Daddy for permission.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He didn't tell it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Like people will say, hey, can I get these tickets?
And before I can flex on them, I have to
go like like some some contract. They can't know that
I'm actually texting asking for permission to flex, Like, man,
I really, I really love you go to the show,
and I'm just like, oh yeah, OK, and I'm like
buying time while I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Going, Jason, can I give them tickets?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh yeah, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, But you have an email, Jason if you want
to get anything. I sold answers to college exams. Yes,
that's what I'm talking about. There was always that guy
too that somehow always had the test. Oh yeah, he
always he knew the TA or he bought off somebody
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Always always had the answers. Yeah, there was always the
fake ID guy.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, I think think tech. And that's another question I have.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Do people still get them or it has technology evolved
to where like it's just too it's too hard to
fake them.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
My sister and her friends allegedly all have them, and
it's their own.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Photos on them.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So what happens when they scan them?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
They scan?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh god, yeah, yeah, they have a plug. I always
use somebody else's that just kind of look like me.
They actually get them made and they scan go ahead, girl,
I'm like, holy hell.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I had a fraternity brother look kind of like me,
but he would never give me. He'd only give me
expired once. So that kind of worked unless the person
was paying attention, and then they'd be like, well this
is expired.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I didn't have time to go to the DMV in Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I remember I supposedly lived with the address I memorized
that I've never been to in my life. Trending stories
after Ariatta in two minutes, It's the French show.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's Friday. We're glad you're here.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah, they talk better than they cite These are the
radio blogs on The Fresh Show, like we're writing in
our diaries, except we say them aloud.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We call them blogs.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Nick Caitlin brought something to our attention, Rufio that you've
just failed to mention. I mean, yeah, something in your
life that you just failed to mention, and it's upsetting.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, it was upsetting to me too, I would imagine.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Yeah, dear blogs, So about a month ago, I don't
know how to tell you all this. I'm sorry you
weren't invited, but Ashland is now married.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Wow, your four year olds four and a half, four
and a half, he's a married man.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, it happened, but he was. He's out of school now.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
But it would happen in school at the playground during
their little recess session.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I was picking him up from.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
School that day and his teacher's like, oh, just let
you know Ashlean is married now.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I said, excuse me why.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Apparently they had a wedding ceremony in the They asked
the teacher to help them get married.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Him and his friend Harley his wife.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh yes, yeah, your daughter in law. Yeah, didn't for
a cake to the wedding cakes.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Yeah, they had all the friends attend the wedding. All
the classmates attend this wedding. Wow, I asked him. I
was like, did you you know did you kiss your bride?
And he's like, I kissed her on the hand. I
was like, I know, I got this little player.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm I'm so screwed.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So him and Harley are.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Like best school friends, like they would when it started
getting nice out after actually learned how to ride a
bike because she was she's the same age, but she
already knew how to ride a bike. So when he
started learning how to ride a bike, he would ask
me to bring his bike to school to pick him up,
and they would ride home to either our house or
her house. We don't live too far from each other,
but so we would. They would spend every day after
(12:14):
school riding their bikes together. And then towards the end
of the school year, he just came out. It's like hey,
I was like, what, You're married.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
So they had a ceremony. All their friends were there
in attendance. Obviously the classmates. They're excited. Yeah, they wanted
a cake, but they didn't get a cake.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, he was able to. He's a player for the right.
He was able to get this woman to commit without
a ring even.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Yeah, God, I know, I'm so proud.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You need to call big Tim.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Oh yeah, so I like I said, I apologize. I
wasn't even invited to this wedding.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Awful, But he is married. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Tomorrow we're supposed to hang out with his other girlfriend,
Donatella wa.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So this guy's polyamorous, right, so I don't know how
she's gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But he's a married man ethical nominogamy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Has he discussed this with her an open relationship or
is he is he just out here?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
You know, I don't know. I don't know what he
talks about. Wow, yeah, this guy so yeah, he's like, yeah,
that dimples is getting everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I have terrible news for you, Rufio. There was a
bachelor party. It was that Chuck E Cheese. Oh I
hosted it. He got absolutely wild, right, I've never seen
the Chucky Cheese mouseman get that crazy.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
But Fred left when he said, oh, I gotta go
to the bathroom wipe my butt, and it's like, I'm
on it.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I had to get going.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I paid though, in typical fashion, he didn't have any
money with him, just like his dad. Yeah, exactly, waiting
the phones Caitlyn's Entertainment report.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
He is on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Keith Urban was presenting wife Nicole Kidman with her American
Film Institute Life Achievement Award, and he actually broke down
on stage as he revealed how we once almost destroyed
their marriage.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
We got married in June two thousand and six, and
barely four months into our marriage. My addictions that I'd
done really nothing about blew our marriage as motherines and
I went into the Betty Ford Center for three months.
Four months into a marriage, I'm in rehab for three months,
(14:30):
had no idea what was going to happen to us.
And if you want to see what love in action
really looks like, give that a whirl. Nick pushed through
every negative voice, I'm sure even some of her own,
and she shows love and here we are tonight, eighteen
years later.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, very sweet. She was crying a little bit too.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He finished by saying her capacity to love is like
no one I've ever met. The private event was actually
held back in April, but it was first or for
the first time, broadcast on TV this week. If you
didn't know, I know, Jason, you said you didn't know
about his addiction issues. You didn't know either, No, Yeah,
I always it's like a like a regular.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Well, addicts are regular and do that.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
But if you didn't know, he grew up watching his
dad's heavy drinking and said it took him a long
time to get sober because he didn't recognize that he
had an issue of his own. But yeah, he was
a partier before they got married, and she stuck by
his side, which I love, and I believe that he's
been sober ever since, which is is really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
By the way, very nice guy.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, that's good to hear. I always like when when
people are nice. He seems nice, and so does she.
Travis Scotts, No, we met him together.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
At we met that was the second he was He
was the nicest of all of them. Yeah, he was
nicku minized Mariah Carrey, Keith.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, that was that was a super surreal, like afternoon too,
because takes a lot of them out. Yeah, because Seacrest
was like, come down here, Yeah we did. It was
just in himself, was a weird statement. And then he
didn't really talk to us, but Keith was so nice. Yeah,
and then they Nicky was already at the table. They
(16:11):
had to bring Mariah in separately. Yes, and I'm just like,
what is going on?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Like the get me out of here? This is my
last year, was like, I don't know what I'm doing here, Like, yeah,
it was I forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, Jim Mariah have like an assign chair because she
is notorious for only like in one side of her face.
So when she's on watch what happens five, Andy has
to switch for her.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
He's like, she's the only person.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Who remember correctly, they put everybody at the table and
then brought her in like at the very.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
End of course. Yeah, I am shocked by that.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Travis Scott was arrested early Thursday morning in Miami, which
we know after what cops say was a drunken.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Disturbance on a boat. Well shortly after, a T shirt
was released.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
On his website with an editive photo of his mugshot
on it. It was only sold for a limited time
and going for just thirty five bucks, which which is
a pretty big steal, but he is capitalizing on that.
And lastly, Heidi Klum ripped off her denim shirt in
the middle of filming her interview for Hot Ones before
continuing to chat in just a red bra, she looks hot.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
If you didn't know, the YouTube.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Talk show has guests eating spicy wings while being interviewed,
I guess Heidi said she got real hot, so she
wanted to take her shirt off, and speaking of bras
earlier in the interview, she said the most expensive out
but she's ever worn was a twelve and a half
million dollar bra and a seven hundred and forty thousand
dollars panny to match for Victoria's secret, she said was
all encrusted with diamonds and rubies and whatnot. I think
(17:36):
I got the Guinness Book of World Records by wearing
the most expensive lingerie.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I learned something yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
The host of Hot One, Sean Evans, was once a
architecture tour architecture boat tour yeah here.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, he's from Chicago.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
He's from here.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So for our Chicago friends, that guy want. He said,
the best job he'd ever had, besides the one he
has now is being an architectural boat tour post.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
And that's where her guide confidence to talk to people
and do internet So.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
That makes sense why they want to do their first
live hot ones here.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
He went to U of I and everything. Yeah, he's local.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Okay, shout out.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
By the way, if you ever, if you're not a
Chicago and you're ever in Chicago, take the architectural boat
to hers.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
About hundred million and I live here. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. Right,
you could do it for a pregame at night time.
They starve Booze more checking online today? Is it new
music Friday?
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Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Anything else I've known?
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Brought out Mason Ramsey, the yodel Kid.
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I love that little yodeler kid, Retel Radio.
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Dot Com, tj Erotic, thank you very much. Angela happy
baby shower. Caitlyn has his son Kyle and his boys. Marcie,
what is a.
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Weird loop that right there?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I mean, I mean that's an okay version MARSTI by
the way, I mean I heard ideo that's an okay virgion.
But for me.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Me, I mean for me though, this virgin show, I
(19:25):
swallow it all.
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Here.
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That's all about you. The Fred Show is on Friend's
Fun Fact.
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Fred fun.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
So much.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Guys just seems uncomfortable, but I guess it works for them.
Sloths only defecate once a week.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hmm. See that's what I'm saying. I love to know
the secret.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well I don't think you do though, Like I mean,
I don't. I don't know that that can't be. It
would be convenient, but it can't be comfortable.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Well, if they're on vacation, I understand you exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You got to go down to the hotel lobby, exact, no, no,
trust me. If I'm on a romantic getaway, I understand
that rights only defecate in a hotel lobby. In the gym,
hey man, you're really committed to your fitness going to
the gym on vacation. Yeah, you know, Yeah, you really
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sweat on the.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Kaitlin.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That truer words have never been spoken. If you're on
a tropical vacation, I can understand sloths only only defecate
once a week.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's going to be the hardest thing for me if
I ever lived with someone, is to make all my
bodily functions disappear like it never happened.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And then you fall asleep and they appear real quick, a.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Little too too over here. We heard about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That was ballsy him to bring that up, though, I
would have kept that to myself if I were your boyfriend,
I would have If I ever wanted to see any
of those parts again, I might have kept.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
That right, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, maybe you should become a sloth then.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what's
worse going and somebody knows or holding it in.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Got a week though, Maybe because they're just slow. They
just start on Monday and it takes off their bowels
are as slow as them.
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So more thread show. Next, You've got Freads show is on.
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Morning Show.
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Good Morning everyone, Friday, June's twenty first, It's the Fred Show.
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Glad you're here, Hi, Calen that morning.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Hello Jason Brown, Hi, Rufio, Hi, show business here into
Let mean that Benjamin waiting by the Phone's knew? Why
did somebody get ghosted? He had twists and turns man.
People thought they hadn't figured out. They thought they knew
what was up.
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And then boom boom boom, left, turn right, turn up,
down around, Yeah, drop back, big bag, little bags.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's sexy entertainment report.
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