March 14, 2025 • 12 mins
Kaelin is upset with Bella after she facetimes her without warning.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bella did you dirty? Oh my god, did you dirty?
She Bellahamine did something that you just cannot do.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Can't do what bellahmen did. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I can't shake it.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Are you able to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'll try. It's still a little traumatic.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, I'll go ahead, please, Okay. So did you get
a spray tam?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I can tell you were looking at me.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I look like, who am I pig pen or play pen?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, pig pen, But I didn't say that. I don't
think you're a pig pen at all. I would I
would never say that. You're the little kid with the
flies in the dirt that surrounded him in a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Around in mud. He's the dirty one.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That's what I look like. Big pens. The peanut isn't
the peanuts? Yeah? Yeah? Miss that day?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You missed the peanuts.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I never want I know what they are.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Because Snoopy, Yes, the peanuts, peanuts, But it was more
than just Snoopy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The PIDs are called the peanuts. Well yeah, the group
of people, Yeah, got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And yeah, so he had like always hit dirt around
him and like looked like little flies and for some
reason he was balding.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know why. I'm not sure why the child
was balding, But so what I got you?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Where the hell were you growing up? Did you were
you on mars? Do you know how to get back?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Maybe no one showed me this, but honestly, I'm kind
of okay with it because it looks terrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well that's what it looks like right now.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
But anyways, so Bellamine earlier in the week, and we
love her so much, she's our live After this, I
don't know, Well, she.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Betrayed me, but that's fine.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
So she asked me a couple of days ago if
she could get some what she called adult advice. I
thought we were both adults, but hey, listen, I will
be your big radio sister, and I said, of course, Like.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Not the issue at all. She said, okay, can I
call you? Of course, not the issue at all. She
then proceeds to FaceTime me.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
A surprise FaceTime, surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Face time, and I looked at it for nosen.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We're not frozen because by I call it my witching
hour between like two and three, it's really hard for us.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know if you guys feel the same way
with our said.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We're talking about pm. When you start your day at
four am, then two to three pm is typically difficulty.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I had no makeup on, no bron fighting for my
life looked rough and there's a certain level of energy
it takes to look at someone in the eye the
entire conversation. So I was frozen, didn't know what to do.
But I'm like, okay, she needs me, so I answer.
And I said, Bella, this is not the same as
a phone call.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
She said, what do you mean.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
My sister and my mom say that to me all
the time, and I'm like, because they're right. A FaceTime
is very different than a phone call. And these kids,
they they think a FaceTime is always acceptable.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You do not surprise, ambush FaceTime someone under any circumstances.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You and I know that any circumstances.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And it's just like when you're on the phone, you
can you can do other things in lounge. I mean,
I could be doing anything and you would never know.
But to have to have the energy to stare at
someone the entire phone call, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And I don't have to prepare myself. You want to
have a FaceTime like you don't yeah, I have. This
happened to me the other night where somebody was like
who I didn't really know very well, was like texting
and then all of a sudden, we're texting and then
out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And I'm like, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Whoa the fifties and you're in a newsroom.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It was morse code. They were morse coding me. We
were communicating, like, that's what we were doing. We were
communicating in morse code. I don't want to want to
know what I'm saying to people. Man, no one's using
morse code anymore. I don't trust the phone. I don't
trust the phone. No one's on morse code.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's right. That's where I share on my secrets.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So someone's surprised face.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Right, And I was like, no, no, no, you didn't
because I was laying in bed. It may have been
too early in the day for that. I wasn't prepared.
I mean, I've been wearing a lot of clothing. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what who do you think you are?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
There needs to be a calendar invite if you want
to face like, this is crazy. These kids and they're
just just going in raw. They're just face timing anyone.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
W I feel judged because every time my niece Polly
calls me, every time it seems like I'm in bed,
and finally she goes, Bubba, why are you in bed?
And it's like four, you know, and I'm like, Polly,
why are you gripa joe called seasonal depression. You don't
know anything about this yet.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't get enough sleep, Polly, I'm depressed.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, you just don't do so. Now it's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now when my four year old niece facetimes me, I
get out of bed so that she doesn't think that
that her uncle is a total loser. Yeah, which I
want her to believe a lie. I want her to
believe that I'm not a loser. I really do. Speaking
of which, and I wonder how many of you can
relate to this, because I know Kiki ken eight five
five five nine one oh three five you can call
(04:58):
it texta the same number. My sister is limiting access
to the child ooh to the children. Really Now, Polly's four,
and then Mave is one, and Mayve just says dad,
Dad smiles a lot, which is that's cute. But I
give about thirty seconds of that I'm all set, there's
only so much have thing and go maybe maybe, and
then she'say eh and then like stick something in her
mouth and it really goes on like on her you know,
(05:19):
cheek and then say okay, got it. But Polly can
have like she has like full on thoughts and communication
now like full on. I don't know where she comes
up with these concepts, no idea. So I FaceTime yesterday
and my sister talks to me for like ten minutes.
And when I FaceTime, it's to see the child. I
want to see Polly. Okay, I'm not fake. I'm sorry. Man.
I've known you for thirty six years. I love you. You're wonderful.
(05:39):
I see I know what you look like. And I'm
laying in bed. I had no actually no, I had
to get out of bed because I was preparing for
the call with the four year old. So I had
to make sure I showered and look like a profession.
I usually put on a tie so it looks like
a chef, like you know, it's a formal occasion. You
know that tux I worened I'd put that on, yes
So I wanted to think that I'm like a waiter
at a restaurant or you know something reple and and
(06:01):
so we talked for like ten minutes and she's like, okay,
by I'm like, no way, whoa whoa. She goes, oh,
you want to see Polly, and then she gives you
the phone. And then now Polly's engaged. And sometimes Pollie's
on the mood. And that's another thing. If Polly's on
the mood, we're not getting anywhere, we're not doing anything.
And God forbid we would force the child or even
encourage the child to speak to their uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Polly's in the mood. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So anyway, so Polly's in the mood today, So she
grabs the phone, takes me into her little fort. We're
having a heart to heart lasts about two minutes. All
of a sudden, you see a hand swipe the phone. Okay,
we're gonna get going now. And I'm I know, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I put this tux on. So I want to speak
as child. But I wonder, is like, is it because
(06:44):
as adults with kids you're tired of being usurped for
the children?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is it because like I don't know what?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Why am I being limited access to my niece. Why
am I when my mom is the same way. It's
like only so much time. You only get so much time.
You want me to pay for college? I don't think so,
I'm gonna need a little more access in my investment.
You will to my investment. But I mean, does this
do you do this to your No, you don't, because
you need them for childcare.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I say, you know you want to talk. You guys can.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yap all day, all night. Come back to Pauline.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's like you should come over and do that as
and when you do, I'm i step out.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh, I'm at my mom's door. I'm at the door
with the baby.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh you wanted to see Gigi. Yeah, here she is
all yours.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It just so happens. I was waiting outside for you
to ask yes. And I'm going to ow and hear
her diapers and food and enough rations for the next
four days. I'll see you later.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yep, I am equipped I said, here you go.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
No.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I mean, like, my daughter's also younger, so when she
does FaceTime my mom or my mother in law, she
hangs up on them, so I have to run back
and call them back. So it's like a process. I
don't think Polly does that, right, I'm assuming she's she's.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Good with the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, it's I get a little bit of whiplash. I
get a little dizzy, you know. We say we're not
we're not exactly sure how it you know exactly where
to look, and then we can kind of stare at
our elves the whole time, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Make a double chin.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, we's a lot of that, and then we run
around with it a little bit too.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I love when.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
My baby talks to people on FaceTime because we have that.
Like back in the day that wasn't an option. And
obviously your you know grandma, right, Polly's grandma. Your mom
doesn't live here or with them, neither do you because
are all, you know, different towns, different lives.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Someone's extit not. It's because my sister wanted her phone back.
Probably could be.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That's probably another option. We'll see.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Maybe I'll buy the Maybe I'll do a Kiki set,
and I will buy her a phone that only facetimes
and uses the internet, and as we've learned on the show,
that doesn't call nine one one because apparently a lot
of phones that you think don't work, will still call
nine one one.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And as much as I love a story about a
kid who orders donuts from the cops, I don't need
it to be my niece, right unless it's a way
more creative request. Polly would ask for something more. You know,
she would be like, she wouldn't even she wouldn't be donuts.
It'd be specific donuts. She's a picky little kid. I mean,
she knows, she knows the finer things. Yes, she would
call the cops and be like, mom won't buy me,
(09:02):
you know, something very specific, and they'd have to bring
it over.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
But I'm not looking to be in the news.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
There was another kid the other day who called nine
one one because his mom ate his ice cream.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh it was hilarious. There you go. They showed up. Yeah,
he explained like, yeah, I want her to go to jail.
Yeah ice cream.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, he saved her in the end before she had
to go to jail.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Business and they were thinking about it. Child abuse, Yeah,
I ate the ice cream in front of the child.
How could you. There was a similar thing that happened
yesterday when Bella facetimes Kale. The authorities were involved. They're like,
oh my god, would you like us to arrest her
for this offense.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'm glad you guys agree, because I didn't know if
it was generational or if I just don't enjoy being
sneak attacked with a FaceTime it's abuse.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, I also what is this one? This is what
I think it is.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
If they're with the same people, you don't have to
look at them consistently, you know what they look like.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, No, I'm the one.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't understand that the people who have like drinks
drink nights, like with their friends, like their friends that
live somewhere, So they'll get on FaceTime and.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They'll be on there.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They'll be on there for like four hours together, and
they're going about their day like the face time's on,
but they're you know, doing dishes and doing laundry and
you know, waxing themselves and god knows what. I'll take
it a shower and it's like, but the face time's
on the whole time, and it's somehow that you're going
to capture. I'm gonna forget that the FaceTime is on
and do something and you're gonna see something that you
(10:26):
didn't want to see, I don't. I'm not interested. Hey Ashley, Hi, Hi,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
How are you very well?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Thanks for coming to me. You got pro tip from me
on the FaceTime with the kids.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
So I'm nine months pregnant at this point. Oh congratulations,
thank you. When someone wants to FaceTime with my father,
that's fantastic because I could do something else during that time.
Just last week, my mom was facetiming with my daughter
for multiple hours and I go to check on them
and I hear no talking. They're just staring at each other.
(11:01):
My Mom's like eating cereal or something, and Winter's just
right back at her.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'd be fine with that.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's cute.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'd be fine with that. Like, that's a FaceTime I
can do.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Plus I already you know, I already got a facial
and put the tucks on and got my eyebrows wax
and everything for this call. So like we need to
make it count. You know, Pauline needs to know that
her uncle's not a total loser, at least pretend.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Thank you, Ashley, have a good day.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Of course, other text my kids FaceTime their grandma and
pop up twice every night.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Okay, how about an iPad. Someone said, iPad, you can
get FaceTime on it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, I think that's what needs to happen. I need
to sneak it. And you guys said this earlier though,
I need to sneak it in like prison. I'll have
to like I'll have to like stick it in my
butt and sneak it in the house. Well, that's how
you sneak stuff into prison. And then I'll have to like,
you know, hide it somewhere and be like, all right, Polly,
don't show your mom. Her mom's gonna find a whole
ass iPad somewhere. Like where did this I'm from the
(12:02):
Talks gave it to me?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Is what she's gonna say. Oh you mean you mean
that gave it to me? Oh my god, No, that's
never know. They changed that idea head Lions the
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Biggest stories of the day two minutes after Sabrina Fredshew
Bella did you dirty? Oh my god, did you dirty?
She Bellahamine did something that you just cannot do.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Can't do what bellahmen did. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I can't shake it.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Are you able to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'll try. It's still a little traumatic.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, I'll go ahead, please, Okay. So did you get
a spray tam?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I can tell you were looking at me.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
I look like, who am I pig pen or play pen?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, pig pen, But I didn't say that. I don't
think you're a pig pen at all. I would I
would never say that. You're the little kid with the
flies in the dirt that surrounded him in a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Around in mud. He's the dirty one.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That's what I look like. Big pens. The peanut isn't
the peanuts? Yeah? Yeah? Miss that day?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You missed the peanuts.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I never want I know what they are.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Because Snoopy, Yes, the peanuts, peanuts, But it was more
than just Snoopy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The PIDs are called the peanuts. Well yeah, the group
of people, Yeah, got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And yeah, so he had like always hit dirt around
him and like looked like little flies and for some
reason he was balding.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know why. I'm not sure why the child
was balding, But so what I got you?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Where the hell were you growing up? Did you were
you on mars? Do you know how to get back?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Maybe no one showed me this, but honestly, I'm kind
of okay with it because it looks terrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well that's what it looks like right now.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
But anyways, so Bellamine earlier in the week, and we
love her so much, she's our live After this, I
don't know, Well, she.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Betrayed me, but that's fine.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
So she asked me a couple of days ago if
she could get some what she called adult advice. I
thought we were both adults, but hey, listen, I will
be your big radio sister, and I said, of course, Like.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Not the issue at all. She said, okay, can I
call you? Of course, not the issue at all. She
then proceeds to FaceTime me.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
A surprise FaceTime, surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Face time, and I looked at it for nosen.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We're not frozen because by I call it my witching
hour between like two and three, it's really hard for us.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know if you guys feel the same way
with our said.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We're talking about pm. When you start your day at
four am, then two to three pm is typically difficulty.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I had no makeup on, no bron fighting for my
life looked rough and there's a certain level of energy
it takes to look at someone in the eye the
entire conversation. So I was frozen, didn't know what to do.
But I'm like, okay, she needs me, so I answer.
And I said, Bella, this is not the same as
a phone call.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
She said, what do you mean.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
My sister and my mom say that to me all
the time, and I'm like, because they're right. A FaceTime
is very different than a phone call. And these kids,
they they think a FaceTime is always acceptable.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You do not surprise, ambush FaceTime someone under any circumstances.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You and I know that any circumstances.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And it's just like when you're on the phone, you
can you can do other things in lounge. I mean,
I could be doing anything and you would never know.
But to have to have the energy to stare at
someone the entire phone call, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And I don't have to prepare myself. You want to
have a FaceTime like you don't yeah, I have. This
happened to me the other night where somebody was like
who I didn't really know very well, was like texting
and then all of a sudden, we're texting and then
out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And I'm like, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Whoa the fifties and you're in a newsroom.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It was morse code. They were morse coding me. We
were communicating, like, that's what we were doing. We were
communicating in morse code. I don't want to want to
know what I'm saying to people. Man, no one's using
morse code anymore. I don't trust the phone. I don't
trust the phone. No one's on morse code.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's right. That's where I share on my secrets.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So someone's surprised face.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Right, And I was like, no, no, no, you didn't
because I was laying in bed. It may have been
too early in the day for that. I wasn't prepared.
I mean, I've been wearing a lot of clothing. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what who do you think you are?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
There needs to be a calendar invite if you want
to face like, this is crazy. These kids and they're
just just going in raw. They're just face timing anyone.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
W I feel judged because every time my niece Polly
calls me, every time it seems like I'm in bed,
and finally she goes, Bubba, why are you in bed?
And it's like four, you know, and I'm like, Polly,
why are you gripa joe called seasonal depression. You don't
know anything about this yet.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't get enough sleep, Polly, I'm depressed.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, you just don't do so. Now it's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now when my four year old niece facetimes me, I
get out of bed so that she doesn't think that
that her uncle is a total loser. Yeah, which I
want her to believe a lie. I want her to
believe that I'm not a loser. I really do. Speaking
of which, and I wonder how many of you can
relate to this, because I know Kiki ken eight five
five five nine one oh three five you can call
(04:58):
it texta the same number. My sister is limiting access
to the child ooh to the children. Really Now, Polly's four,
and then Mave is one, and Mayve just says dad,
Dad smiles a lot, which is that's cute. But I
give about thirty seconds of that I'm all set, there's
only so much have thing and go maybe maybe, and
then she'say eh and then like stick something in her
mouth and it really goes on like on her you know,
(05:19):
cheek and then say okay, got it. But Polly can
have like she has like full on thoughts and communication
now like full on. I don't know where she comes
up with these concepts, no idea. So I FaceTime yesterday
and my sister talks to me for like ten minutes.
And when I FaceTime, it's to see the child. I
want to see Polly. Okay, I'm not fake. I'm sorry. Man.
I've known you for thirty six years. I love you. You're wonderful.
(05:39):
I see I know what you look like. And I'm
laying in bed. I had no actually no, I had
to get out of bed because I was preparing for
the call with the four year old. So I had
to make sure I showered and look like a profession.
I usually put on a tie so it looks like
a chef, like you know, it's a formal occasion. You
know that tux I worened I'd put that on, yes
So I wanted to think that I'm like a waiter
at a restaurant or you know something reple and and
(06:01):
so we talked for like ten minutes and she's like, okay,
by I'm like, no way, whoa whoa. She goes, oh,
you want to see Polly, and then she gives you
the phone. And then now Polly's engaged. And sometimes Pollie's
on the mood. And that's another thing. If Polly's on
the mood, we're not getting anywhere, we're not doing anything.
And God forbid we would force the child or even
encourage the child to speak to their uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Polly's in the mood. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So anyway, so Polly's in the mood today, So she
grabs the phone, takes me into her little fort. We're
having a heart to heart lasts about two minutes. All
of a sudden, you see a hand swipe the phone. Okay,
we're gonna get going now. And I'm I know, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I put this tux on. So I want to speak
as child. But I wonder, is like, is it because
(06:44):
as adults with kids you're tired of being usurped for
the children?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is it because like I don't know what?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Why am I being limited access to my niece. Why
am I when my mom is the same way. It's
like only so much time. You only get so much time.
You want me to pay for college? I don't think so,
I'm gonna need a little more access in my investment.
You will to my investment. But I mean, does this
do you do this to your No, you don't, because
you need them for childcare.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I say, you know you want to talk. You guys can.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yap all day, all night. Come back to Pauline.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's like you should come over and do that as
and when you do, I'm i step out.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh, I'm at my mom's door. I'm at the door
with the baby.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh you wanted to see Gigi. Yeah, here she is
all yours.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It just so happens. I was waiting outside for you
to ask yes. And I'm going to ow and hear
her diapers and food and enough rations for the next
four days. I'll see you later.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yep, I am equipped I said, here you go.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
No.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I mean, like, my daughter's also younger, so when she
does FaceTime my mom or my mother in law, she
hangs up on them, so I have to run back
and call them back. So it's like a process. I
don't think Polly does that, right, I'm assuming she's she's.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Good with the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, it's I get a little bit of whiplash. I
get a little dizzy, you know. We say we're not
we're not exactly sure how it you know exactly where
to look, and then we can kind of stare at
our elves the whole time, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Make a double chin.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, we's a lot of that, and then we run
around with it a little bit too.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I love when.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
My baby talks to people on FaceTime because we have that.
Like back in the day that wasn't an option. And
obviously your you know grandma, right, Polly's grandma. Your mom
doesn't live here or with them, neither do you because
are all, you know, different towns, different lives.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Someone's extit not. It's because my sister wanted her phone back.
Probably could be.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That's probably another option. We'll see.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Maybe I'll buy the Maybe I'll do a Kiki set,
and I will buy her a phone that only facetimes
and uses the internet, and as we've learned on the show,
that doesn't call nine one one because apparently a lot
of phones that you think don't work, will still call
nine one one.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And as much as I love a story about a
kid who orders donuts from the cops, I don't need
it to be my niece, right unless it's a way
more creative request. Polly would ask for something more. You know,
she would be like, she wouldn't even she wouldn't be donuts.
It'd be specific donuts. She's a picky little kid. I mean,
she knows, she knows the finer things. Yes, she would
call the cops and be like, mom won't buy me,
(09:02):
you know, something very specific, and they'd have to bring
it over.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
But I'm not looking to be in the news.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
There was another kid the other day who called nine
one one because his mom ate his ice cream.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh it was hilarious. There you go. They showed up. Yeah,
he explained like, yeah, I want her to go to jail.
Yeah ice cream.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, he saved her in the end before she had
to go to jail.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Business and they were thinking about it. Child abuse, Yeah,
I ate the ice cream in front of the child.
How could you. There was a similar thing that happened
yesterday when Bella facetimes Kale. The authorities were involved. They're like,
oh my god, would you like us to arrest her
for this offense.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I'm glad you guys agree, because I didn't know if
it was generational or if I just don't enjoy being
sneak attacked with a FaceTime it's abuse.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, I also what is this one? This is what
I think it is.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
If they're with the same people, you don't have to
look at them consistently, you know what they look like.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, No, I'm the one.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't understand that the people who have like drinks
drink nights, like with their friends, like their friends that
live somewhere, So they'll get on FaceTime and.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
They'll be on there.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They'll be on there for like four hours together, and
they're going about their day like the face time's on,
but they're you know, doing dishes and doing laundry and
you know, waxing themselves and god knows what. I'll take
it a shower and it's like, but the face time's
on the whole time, and it's somehow that you're going
to capture. I'm gonna forget that the FaceTime is on
and do something and you're gonna see something that you
(10:26):
didn't want to see, I don't. I'm not interested. Hey Ashley, Hi, Hi,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
How are you very well?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Thanks for coming to me. You got pro tip from me
on the FaceTime with the kids.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
So I'm nine months pregnant at this point. Oh congratulations,
thank you. When someone wants to FaceTime with my father,
that's fantastic because I could do something else during that time.
Just last week, my mom was facetiming with my daughter
for multiple hours and I go to check on them
and I hear no talking. They're just staring at each other.
(11:01):
My Mom's like eating cereal or something, and Winter's just
right back at her.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'd be fine with that.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's cute.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'd be fine with that. Like, that's a FaceTime I
can do.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Plus I already you know, I already got a facial
and put the tucks on and got my eyebrows wax
and everything for this call. So like we need to
make it count. You know, Pauline needs to know that
her uncle's not a total loser, at least pretend.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Thank you, Ashley, have a good day.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Of course, other text my kids FaceTime their grandma and
pop up twice every night.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Okay, how about an iPad. Someone said, iPad, you can
get FaceTime on it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, I think that's what needs to happen. I need
to sneak it. And you guys said this earlier though,
I need to sneak it in like prison. I'll have
to like I'll have to like stick it in my
butt and sneak it in the house. Well, that's how
you sneak stuff into prison. And then I'll have to like,
you know, hide it somewhere and be like, all right, Polly,
don't show your mom. Her mom's gonna find a whole
ass iPad somewhere. Like where did this I'm from the
(12:02):
Talks gave it to me?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Is what she's gonna say. Oh you mean you mean
that gave it to me? Oh my god, No, that's
never know. They changed that idea head Lions the
Speaker 1 (12:12):
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