Kaelin's Entertainment Report

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Caitlin's Entertainer report he's on the Fred Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Back in August, SNL writer and actor Bowen Yang was
on Watch What Happens Live and told Andy Cohen that
there was a guest host who brought one of the
show's cast members to tears, but he kept both names
under wraps. Well, all that changed yesterday when Chloe Fineman
came forward in a now deleted TikTok saying that Elon
Musk caused her to sob during his twenty twenty one

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appearance on the show. She decided to post the video
after seeing Elon's negative reaction to Dana Carvey's impression of.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Him on SNL after the election. Of course, we know that.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Elon endorsed Trump and SNL you know they had their
first episode over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Which was post election.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, Chloe says this all went down after she stayed
up all night writing a sketch that she was very
proud of for the Tesla CEO. She said she was
super excited to show it to him, but when he
read through the pages, he didn't laugh once and said
he's not doing it. She encouraged Elon to have a
little manners here and she never identified the sketch, but

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she did get a writing credit for one scene called.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
The Uli Show on that episode.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
But I don't even think he was in that so
I don't think it ever aired, but I would give
some courtesy laughs. I think if somebody wrote me a sketch,
I guess. Bachelorette alum Jason Tartick experienced a really scary
moment when he walked.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
What nothing, Oh that that name comes up in the
season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Jason Tartick got.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It, Okay, well, this is a serious story, so he
so he walked outside his house to take a call,
only to discover that his neighbor was sprawled on the ground,
bleeding and unable to get up.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It turns out his next door neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Bert, who Jason says is battling stage four bone cancer,
had been lying on the ground for more than an hour,
and he immediately realized the situation was dire. He wasted
no time running to Bert, calling nine one one. He
shared a video and said, you can see this ambulance
and firetruck in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Shortly after they took Burt to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
He said, praying for Bert I also never take calls outside.
I just randomly went out there for a call, and
thank god I did, And I think that that probably
was some sort of divine intervention.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
So prayers up to Bert and Fred.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You were talking about the lack of success of the relationships.
He didn't end up with the person whose season he
was on, but he did end up dating another bachelorette
for a few years, but they did sadly break up recently,
So love is a lie. Detroit Lyons linebacker James Houston
is adamant that he didn't crap himself while he was

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on the field Sunday, so he put all the speculation
to bed late night on Twitter following Detroit's win over
the Texans. But he's now going viral explaining that the
poop colored marking on his white pants was just gatorade.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
He said, a y'all, I had to correct you guys.
He pooped himself, he said, just chill.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Of course, hours earlier, many thought that the incident happened,
and we could see like there was a replay from
a tackle he made earlier in the second quarter, and
it looks like he.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Crapped himself, which you're the sports a boarder.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Once you take a look at the picture.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'm also an expert at crapping myself. Yeah we know.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Wow, it's not every day we have the foremost expert
in both topics.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It looks that looks that looks like duty. Yeah wrong,
Apparently you're not supposed to try electrolyte get my booty,
hurts man? Why why freeze? He had one of his

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best games and we won. So I don't care. I'm
impressed if you cracked yourself. I'm impressed if you if.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's that's dedication, You're not. You're not coming out of
the game.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Whatever it takes, right.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So it's like people who pee themselves and prove themselves
during marathons, right, they can't possibly stop right because they
got to make sure their Toledo Marathon time is, you know,
good enough, right to get into another one.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Don't be ashamed.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I believe in you, and it's okay if you crap yourself,
just give it your heart.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't think there's anything in my whole life that
I'm in enough of a hurry to do that soiling
myself is necessary. Like if I'm running a marathon and
it's already going to take me fourteen days, so I
mean I may as well just.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Stop and have It's another ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah right right, that's what I'm saying. That's what I mean, like,
let's just take our time here. I have a sandwich while.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
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