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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Caitlin's Entertainment Report. He's on the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
By the way, Before I start, when I did my
little vacation recap, I forgot to give a shout out
to one of the thirteen who I met in Greece.
Really at the Greece airport, a girl named Alexa screamed
my name across baggage claim and I was like, that
can't possibly be for me, and it was. She's one
of the thirteen. She was planning her wedding there. But
(00:25):
that was the trippiest experience. I said, wow, I'm like, no,
you don't like, I don't know. I was freaked out.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But she did. She say k A E l A
and real did Yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Did, and then we both went opah, yeah, she's planning.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Her wedding and lit on fire and I had a
nice time. There's some plates on it. She followed you
the whole vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No, no, no, I want to get it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Why would you follow me straight up? Straight up? Don't
get your joke? Like, kay, I don't get it. Well,
I'm sorry, okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm just look at half a lab and then I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sorry, sometimes I'm too direct. I wanted but I wanted
to laugh with you. Yes, she was stalking me.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
The Venice Film Festival kicked off with a bang as
the cast of Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice hit the red carpet for
the movie's world premiere. Jenna or Tago is rocking a
gothic red which was a twist on Lydiadita's red wedding
dress from the OG nineteen eighty eight movie, famously played
by Winona Rider. She's bringing her character back to life
for the sequel.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
She was there along with Tim Burton, who's directing it,
William Dafoe, Michael Keaton, just In th Row, Monica Monica Balucci,
Catherine O'Hara, and Moore. Of course, this is all gearing
up for when the highly anticipated sequel hits theaters September sixth. Jason,
will you please freaking watch the first one?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Sure? Okay, you want me? I love Writer? Yeah, you
can't say her name, writer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think you need to watch Awesome Tell Yeah. A
former Chicago Bears player named Theo made a rooking steak
when he was tasked with picking up.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Some booty wipes for his teammates.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So the Canadian lineman had a really memorable moment on
the final episode of HBO's Hard Knocks Tuesday when they
told him to run out and grab some dude wipes,
but he came back with a container of Clorox wives instead.
The whole room obviously laughed at him, and he was
trying to plead his case. He was eventually cut from
the team. I hope that's not why, but yeah, everyone
was laughing at him. We had a waiting by the
(02:30):
phone about a dude who wipes with Clorox wipes, which
is really why I'm supposed to do that. You're not
supposed to do that, Please don't.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do love the way they smell, but that you're
not supposed to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We also had a coworker wipe his face with one
the other day, so I don't know what's going on,
but you're not supposed to do that. Now, Dudewife says
they are dropping off a ton of wipes for the
Bears to use just in time for the season to
kick off, so they will have clean booties while you're watching. Obviously,
a lot of eyes on the Bears as they look
to improve with the number one overall pick Caleb Williams.
So we will see how that all plays out. In
(03:00):
other sports news, chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey just purchase
purchased a share of a racehorse named Swift Delivery. Team
Tawlor CEO and founder Barry Irwin says Travis recently acquired
a significant share of Team Valor's interest in the three
year old male horse Swift Delivery. One races in June
and July, so I guess he's going to be good
(03:22):
and we'll race again on October thirty first. Now, by
the way, speaking of Travis, and today is your very
poor news. Travis will have one hundred and twenty seven
nationally aired TV ads, which is more than double of
any player in the league. In the past thirty days,
commercials featuring Travis have more have aired more than eighty
three thousand times globally, which is more than anyone in
(03:44):
the world.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Canke Schraft figure out how to day Taylor Swift Man
can figure out.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do my girl right?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Only better do her right, because Honey, as high as
you have gone up, Caitlin and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Jason will take you down. Period.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
So just be warned, Yeah, I'm not looking forward to
the fall from Grace is one like this is he
needs to this is over. He needs to marry her,
he needs to wipe her up, he needs to lock
it down. He needs to accept that his life is
no longer his own and that's it, and he's along
for the ride.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Otherwise, I do not want to see the other side
of this. I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And she's a Sagittarius, so you know how we are. Yeah, Rufio,
Kiki and frederall sage's, you know, and they get their
silent payback. So I don't know. I'm scared for him,
but yeah, he you know, and then he's hosting everything,
so he is having the glow up of a century.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
She basically is going to marry Steve Harvey basically Taylor. Yeah, yeah,
she's marrying the white Steve Harvey. Okay, everything doing everything,
doing commercials right or look you now my junk was
funny and you just didn't get it, so anyway and
move on.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah no, maybe I'm slow. Maybe what I just said
was funny.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So anyway, I thought, why would she marry Steve Harvey?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know. You gotta do it half you can
do a half laughing. I don't get it. Ryan Seacrest,
the white Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Uh, Mario Lopez is the white Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well no, maybe now Chris is probably not too.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, well you're the white Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Baby, I wish I would take any damn ye.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I got to think about that for a minute. I mean,
I am wearing a suit where the jacket goes down
to my knees. I mean I'm wearing a top hat too,
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And we're not allowed to look you in the eye.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
No, you're certainly not. And don't eat off my egg
omelet maker out there. I won't. The one time that
I've been in the building the same time as Steve Harvey,
there was a full breakfast spread and there were two
men in zoot suits making sure that nobody yeah for
the eggs bedadict. I swear to you. Were you here
that day? It was a long time ago. It was downstairs,
(05:41):
and that you were there, I know you were. There
was an entire breakfast spread, fruit, there was like there
was like a I don't know the whole thing. I
guess the guy requires it every day. And there were
people standing there making sure that none of the.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Peons to it ate it. Yep, I was one of
those peons. Yeah, yeah, I know you were right. I
was like free food and then you know, not for your.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know what they guy did.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, zooms suit goes nod that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The zo suit got me.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I didn't get that joke.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
As long as I'm like one out of four that
twenty five percent of the time, if I can land,
that's all I really, that's all I'm going for.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You know, I left it everything, it wouldn't be as fun, right, you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Know, I'm more to check it online.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Today there is a new iPhone update that allows you
to remove people from photos.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
If you want to know how to do that friend
show radio do, I will say you're one of those people.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's very gratifying when I get a laugh from you. Really,
it's true now and Rufio is a guy who just
makes me feel funny all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, he's great about it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's why we keep him around. Oh yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Makes me feel like I'm Chris Rock. Also, he likes
every social media post. Yes, I've noticed great friends.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, So like on the days when I'm like this,
I think we're going to let him go like I
think it's time.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
In the days where I'm like that, I think I
wish him the best in his future endeavors. Then I
remember he laughs at all my jokes and likes all
my posts and makes me feel pretty. And then I say,
you know what, renew the man. Renew the man and
give him a raise to thanks. Yeah, even though I
have nothing to do with that, I just like to say, I.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Play this audio in my meeting and you want.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Don't go oh, Fred wants you never mind, you're fired
whatever whatever to make this like that, they fire me. Well,
just know, just know, I would miss the fact that
you're the one who laughs at everything I say. You're
not laughing. Now, this is not a funny topic. Show
Miss Shelley Show Down eighty five five five one three
(07:32):
five two hundred bucks is the prize. It's that for
two game win streak. You got the money. We'll do
it in two minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Call now, Fred. Show's on.
Caitlin's Entertainment Report. He's on the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
By the way, Before I start, when I did my
little vacation recap, I forgot to give a shout out
to one of the thirteen who I met in Greece.
Really at the Greece airport, a girl named Alexa screamed
my name across baggage claim and I was like, that
can't possibly be for me, and it was. She's one
of the thirteen. She was planning her wedding there. But
(00:25):
that was the trippiest experience. I said, wow, I'm like, no,
you don't like, I don't know. I was freaked out.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But she did. She say k A E l A
and real did Yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Did, and then we both went opah, yeah, she's planning.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Her wedding and lit on fire and I had a
nice time. There's some plates on it. She followed you
the whole vacation.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No, no, no, I want to get it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Why would you follow me straight up? Straight up? Don't
get your joke? Like, kay, I don't get it. Well,
I'm sorry, okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm just look at half a lab and then I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sorry, sometimes I'm too direct. I wanted but I wanted
to laugh with you. Yes, she was stalking me.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
The Venice Film Festival kicked off with a bang as
the cast of Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice hit the red carpet for
the movie's world premiere. Jenna or Tago is rocking a
gothic red which was a twist on Lydiadita's red wedding
dress from the OG nineteen eighty eight movie, famously played
by Winona Rider. She's bringing her character back to life
for the sequel.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
She was there along with Tim Burton, who's directing it,
William Dafoe, Michael Keaton, just In th Row, Monica Monica Balucci,
Catherine O'Hara, and Moore. Of course, this is all gearing
up for when the highly anticipated sequel hits theaters September sixth. Jason,
will you please freaking watch the first one?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Sure? Okay, you want me? I love Writer? Yeah, you
can't say her name, writer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think you need to watch Awesome Tell Yeah. A
former Chicago Bears player named Theo made a rooking steak
when he was tasked with picking up.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Some booty wipes for his teammates.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So the Canadian lineman had a really memorable moment on
the final episode of HBO's Hard Knocks Tuesday when they
told him to run out and grab some dude wipes,
but he came back with a container of Clorox wives instead.
The whole room obviously laughed at him, and he was
trying to plead his case. He was eventually cut from
the team. I hope that's not why, but yeah, everyone
was laughing at him. We had a waiting by the
(02:30):
phone about a dude who wipes with Clorox wipes, which
is really why I'm supposed to do that. You're not
supposed to do that, Please don't.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do love the way they smell, but that you're
not supposed to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We also had a coworker wipe his face with one
the other day, so I don't know what's going on,
but you're not supposed to do that. Now, Dudewife says
they are dropping off a ton of wipes for the
Bears to use just in time for the season to
kick off, so they will have clean booties while you're watching. Obviously,
a lot of eyes on the Bears as they look
to improve with the number one overall pick Caleb Williams.
So we will see how that all plays out. In
(03:00):
other sports news, chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey just purchase
purchased a share of a racehorse named Swift Delivery. Team
Tawlor CEO and founder Barry Irwin says Travis recently acquired
a significant share of Team Valor's interest in the three
year old male horse Swift Delivery. One races in June
and July, so I guess he's going to be good
(03:22):
and we'll race again on October thirty first. Now, by
the way, speaking of Travis, and today is your very
poor news. Travis will have one hundred and twenty seven
nationally aired TV ads, which is more than double of
any player in the league. In the past thirty days,
commercials featuring Travis have more have aired more than eighty
three thousand times globally, which is more than anyone in
(03:44):
the world.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Canke Schraft figure out how to day Taylor Swift Man
can figure out.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do my girl right?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Only better do her right, because Honey, as high as
you have gone up, Caitlin and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Jason will take you down. Period.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
So just be warned, Yeah, I'm not looking forward to
the fall from Grace is one like this is he
needs to this is over. He needs to marry her,
he needs to wipe her up, he needs to lock
it down. He needs to accept that his life is
no longer his own and that's it, and he's along
for the ride.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Otherwise, I do not want to see the other side
of this. I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And she's a Sagittarius, so you know how we are. Yeah, Rufio,
Kiki and frederall sage's, you know, and they get their
silent payback. So I don't know. I'm scared for him,
but yeah, he you know, and then he's hosting everything,
so he is having the glow up of a century.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
She basically is going to marry Steve Harvey basically Taylor. Yeah, yeah,
she's marrying the white Steve Harvey. Okay, everything doing everything,
doing commercials right or look you now my junk was
funny and you just didn't get it, so anyway and
move on.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah no, maybe I'm slow. Maybe what I just said
was funny.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So anyway, I thought, why would she marry Steve Harvey?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know. You gotta do it half you can
do a half laughing. I don't get it. Ryan Seacrest,
the white Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Uh, Mario Lopez is the white Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well no, maybe now Chris is probably not too.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, well you're the white Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Baby, I wish I would take any damn ye.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I got to think about that for a minute. I mean,
I am wearing a suit where the jacket goes down
to my knees. I mean I'm wearing a top hat too,
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And we're not allowed to look you in the eye.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
No, you're certainly not. And don't eat off my egg
omelet maker out there. I won't. The one time that
I've been in the building the same time as Steve Harvey,
there was a full breakfast spread and there were two
men in zoot suits making sure that nobody yeah for
the eggs bedadict. I swear to you. Were you here
that day? It was a long time ago. It was downstairs,
(05:41):
and that you were there, I know you were. There
was an entire breakfast spread, fruit, there was like there
was like a I don't know the whole thing. I
guess the guy requires it every day. And there were
people standing there making sure that none of the.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Peons to it ate it. Yep, I was one of
those peons. Yeah, yeah, I know you were right. I
was like free food and then you know, not for your.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know what they guy did.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, zooms suit goes nod that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The zo suit got me.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I didn't get that joke.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
As long as I'm like one out of four that
twenty five percent of the time, if I can land,
that's all I really, that's all I'm going for.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You know, I left it everything, it wouldn't be as fun, right, you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Know, I'm more to check it online.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Today there is a new iPhone update that allows you
to remove people from photos.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
If you want to know how to do that friend
show radio do, I will say you're one of those people.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's very gratifying when I get a laugh from you. Really,
it's true now and Rufio is a guy who just
makes me feel funny all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, he's great about it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's why we keep him around. Oh yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Makes me feel like I'm Chris Rock. Also, he likes
every social media post. Yes, I've noticed great friends.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, So like on the days when I'm like this,
I think we're going to let him go like I
think it's time.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
In the days where I'm like that, I think I
wish him the best in his future endeavors. Then I
remember he laughs at all my jokes and likes all
my posts and makes me feel pretty. And then I say,
you know what, renew the man. Renew the man and
give him a raise to thanks. Yeah, even though I
have nothing to do with that, I just like to say, I.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Play this audio in my meeting and you want.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Don't go oh, Fred wants you never mind, you're fired
whatever whatever to make this like that, they fire me. Well,
just know, just know, I would miss the fact that
you're the one who laughs at everything I say. You're
not laughing. Now, this is not a funny topic. Show
Miss Shelley Show Down eighty five five five one three
(07:32):
five two hundred bucks is the prize. It's that for
two game win streak. You got the money. We'll do
it in two minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Call now, Fred. Show's on.
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