Kaelin's Entertainment Report: Katy Perry Dance, Billy Corgan's Tea Shop, & Lorde's New Album!

Fans are roasting Katy Perry online because of her robotic dancing on her new tour. Someone crashed into Billy Corgan's tea shop for the second time in six months! Plus, Lorde is preparing to release her new album "Virgin".

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Caitlin's Entertainment Report. He's on the.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Press show on the heels of getting dragged for her
Blue Origin flight. Miss Katy Perry is trending once again
for a not so great reason. So video of Katie
robotically dancing during her Lifetime's tour has been making its
round on the Internet. People are roasting the cringeworthy choreography.
The best way I can describe it is just that

(00:23):
like she's trying to use.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like a robot.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know if she's putting her leg up. One
person wrote, people are paying to see this, with another
calling it's so shockingly bad. Another compared it to an
SNL skit and said she looks more like somebody who's
come out of retirement after thirty years and is trying
to pull the same moves off that they did when
they were young and popular.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Once you've been to space, though, you'll never dance the
same way again. That's what it comes down to.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
This is she went to space.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's what it Once you become an astronaut, then it's
like it changes your body physiology. It does.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I wish I would have known that before I roasted her,
because I was in the world that's what.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's what it is. Yeah, you know it's she's an astronaut. Now, Yeah,
she'll never dance, She'll never dance the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Again, I think she's an alien, and I think she
always has been. I don't know that things she can
do with her but her eyes. I don't know what
Katie's doing, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
If you saw on our social media and apparently we're
giving away Katie Perry tickets and I didn't want this
to be advertised, unlike those people. But we did go
to space as well, and you can see the evidence
of it in the photograph on our instagram. Fred Show
Radio and again I demanded that no one have access
to that picture. That was a private moment that the

(01:29):
shows share. My man, Yeah, but then you put it
out there. I just want you to know we don't
think we're astronauts. We're just normal people who went to space. Yes,
that's it. Caitlin's been making us call her astronaut the
whole time, astronaut Kleen, but else, everyone else here is
you know, we're not trying to play the Gail King game.
We're just normal people, right.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Exactly. A car has crashed into Billy Kryan's tea shop,
the second time in six months, so if you didn't know,
last October, a red Mini Cooper crashed into the front
of the Madame Zoo Uzzoos, which is the Smashing Pumpkins
frontman's tea shop, like I said, and he owns it
in the suburbs of Chicago. And yesterday it happened again

(02:09):
in what was described as an honest accident. No injuries
were reported and the damage is really minor. But that's
two times too many, Like I don't understand where we're
driving into tea shops. And the last time I think
that his mom or mother in law was in there
and actually had to go to the hospital. So let's
not let's look where we're driving. I mean, let's not
be distracted. Lord is ready to release her upcoming new album, Virgin,

(02:32):
on June twenty seventh, and the reason I'm talking about
this is because she announced the title of her four
studio album alongside an image of the records cover art,
which features a blue X ray showing a zipper going
up and down this way. Oh you can't see me,
but it's think the ground to the sky, a belt buckle,
and her iud so I'm just putting it right there.

(02:53):
She posted that on her Instagram and website, where she
also promised that the album was one hundred percent written
in blood, So thanks Lord for that. By the way,
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