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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Caitlin's Entertainment Report, and he's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
A person was detained after allegedly attempting to break into
Drace Toronto mansion yesterday, and that's one day after his
security guard was shot there outside at like two am.
I think, by the way, the security guard is still
in the hospital in serious condition, and the cops are
looking to find you know, motives and these people, but
no word on whether or not they are in connection
to his rap beef Beef with Kendrick Lamar. Jamma Kramer,
(00:27):
speaking of Beef, said, Travis Kelsey is always drunk and
a bad influence on Taylor Swift. But Travis went full
Mariah Carey and was like, I don't know her, like
who people closed him say. He's pretty taken aback by
her comments that she made about him on her podcast
and she characterized him as a party animal and someone
who reminded her of an X in a bad way.
(00:49):
Travis is like, I've literally never met her, and before Tuesday,
I didn't know who she was at all. He must
not have watched One Tree Hill. But he feels like
she's just trying to get attention for her podcast. And
by the way, she kind of has a history of
public name dropping to get these clicks. On her podcast,
she did a similar thing when she called out Brody
Jenner said it was the worst date she's been on.
And she also remember I told you guys a story
(01:10):
about how she called out Chris Evans because she thought, like,
because she ate asparagus and she peed and it smelled
and he went in the bathroom after. That's why he
never called her gun. Do you guys remember that weird
story that she told. Oh yeah, So I just feel
like it's just for the podcast, but I would. I
would party after I won the super Bowl with a
million time. I feel like an I thought.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You're gonna say you would go out with somebody after
they ate asparagus and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Don't also do that. That's understandable. Yeah, I like asparagus
and it makes your peace tank.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, these are the kind of things I worry about
about being in a relationship. Stuff like that. It's not
like the whole you know, will they cheat on me
or are they still married or or like, I don't know,
you know, will they I don't know, I don't know.
It's not that honestly, it's not. It's like it's it's
we're on vacation in the hottest we're in the We're
in the Balie. We're in the Balie, We're in the Bollie,
(01:59):
and we're in one of those over the I can't
afford it, but we're in one of these over the
water bungalows and like it's about to go down, but
your boy ate something, you know, ate some sushi that
didn't agree with him the night before, And then yeah, yeah,
I feel like I'm just gonna have to save for
every vacation I ever take such that I can have
a room that has two bathrooms in it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's just the lobby poop you can walk down to
the like the old I think those hots have like
a Maine club, but that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Would be me. It would be like, oh, it's it's
sexy time, and then like uh oh, and then I,
I don't know, this is the kind of stuff I
worry about. I worry about bodily functions.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Just so you can't get it up. Then poop that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Makes it better and dir cool. I don't think that's true,
and nobody has yet, so it shouldn't be your person,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Person will understand your diarrhea. And that's the beauty of love.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Right, I understand it. It's just it just is what
it is. I don't know why I'm so weird about
bodily function stuff. I don't know why. We just didn't
talk about it growing up. Like it wasn't like it
was under a shame. Everyone was ashamed of it. It
just wasn't discussed.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You didn't have my favorite book of all time, Everybody Poops.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, Oh, that was a good one.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You should read it.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I had great parenting. We just didn't talk about bodily functions.
We didn't like even now, I mean you've heard it before.
He'd been listening for a while. I go to the
doctor and I'd like, my stomach hurds, and they're like, well,
what are the symptoms. I'm like, my belly herds, my
tummy hurts. Well, what is going on with your tummy?
I don't know, you know, are you having diarrhea? Maybe?
And then they started asking like I know, I can't,
(03:28):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm going to the guy, yeah, because that how many
partners have you had?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Like? Is it protector?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Let me go up there with a medieval tool.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh? They still they go up on me with a
medieval Is that that normal?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, you would they go up with a medieval tool
on you? They do not. He tells me it's normal.
To the guy, right, it's a sword. It is normal,
isn't it? I request it? Yeah. The guy pulls out
like a samurai sword, is like, are you ready? And
I'm like yeah, yeah, oh okay, speak can we do that?
(04:02):
Can we do the prostat exam one more time? I
don't know if you got it. I'm not one hundred
percent sure. Did you get the right side? I think
you got the left side, But did you check the
south going on up there? I've been checking it myself
for a while and I I just thought, I'm not trained.
I can't do it as well. You know, how are
you doing with no hands? Doctor? Okay, it's medieval tool.
(04:23):
This is how they used to do it, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, speaking of that, Andy Cohen addressed the rumors that
he's dating John Mayor, and he said, let them speculate.
I honestly love John Marre and he loves me. But
because we're so affectionate toward each other, people don't know
what box to put that in. They assume we're sleeping together.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We're very much not.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But they have been friends for over a decade after
meeting through a friend, and they have a mutual love
of grateful that Andy is a huge dead head and
John Mayer plays with Dead and Company. He's actually amazing.
I saw them once. It was like a bucketless thing.
But he confessed that they're in love with each other,
but they're not doing it. So they have a little bromance.
Kiki's not buying it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But you think it's full on. Oh yeah, they get
in a pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, everybody thinks this Andy and Anderson Cooper, but oh no,
they tried it didn't. Yeah, he's too cute and classy
for Andy, so he's with John in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh wow, you just you just went there. You just
called Jesus on classy. As far as Kalen's concerned, I
know you love and yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But they are best friends. He did say him and
Anderson went on one day and they were like, this
is too weird. But I like when Anderson goes on
the show and he just like makes him say like
dirty stuff because he's such a serious news anchor. But yeah,
I don't know, maybe John likes it like it sound
like that, I don't know. Follow us on Instagram and
Twitter at Fred Show Radio. Please We're begging you. Also
(05:45):
The Fred Show TikTok On TikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a not desperate beg, but it's still a beg nonetheless.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Right, it's a cool bag, but like please, like.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Please, I mean you don't have to, but please, but
like kind of thing. Yeah, anyway,
Caitlin's Entertainment Report, and he's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
A person was detained after allegedly attempting to break into
Drace Toronto mansion yesterday, and that's one day after his
security guard was shot there outside at like two am.
I think, by the way, the security guard is still
in the hospital in serious condition, and the cops are
looking to find you know, motives and these people, but
no word on whether or not they are in connection
to his rap beef Beef with Kendrick Lamar. Jamma Kramer,
(00:27):
speaking of Beef, said, Travis Kelsey is always drunk and
a bad influence on Taylor Swift. But Travis went full
Mariah Carey and was like, I don't know her, like
who people closed him say. He's pretty taken aback by
her comments that she made about him on her podcast
and she characterized him as a party animal and someone
who reminded her of an X in a bad way.
(00:49):
Travis is like, I've literally never met her, and before Tuesday,
I didn't know who she was at all. He must
not have watched One Tree Hill. But he feels like
she's just trying to get attention for her podcast. And
by the way, she kind of has a history of
public name dropping to get these clicks. On her podcast,
she did a similar thing when she called out Brody
Jenner said it was the worst date she's been on.
And she also remember I told you guys a story
(01:10):
about how she called out Chris Evans because she thought, like,
because she ate asparagus and she peed and it smelled
and he went in the bathroom after. That's why he
never called her gun. Do you guys remember that weird
story that she told. Oh yeah, So I just feel
like it's just for the podcast, but I would. I
would party after I won the super Bowl with a
million time. I feel like an I thought.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You're gonna say you would go out with somebody after
they ate asparagus and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Don't also do that. That's understandable. Yeah, I like asparagus
and it makes your peace tank.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, these are the kind of things I worry about
about being in a relationship. Stuff like that. It's not
like the whole you know, will they cheat on me
or are they still married or or like, I don't know,
you know, will they I don't know, I don't know.
It's not that honestly, it's not. It's like it's it's
we're on vacation in the hottest we're in the We're
in the Balie. We're in the Balie, We're in the Bollie,
(01:59):
and we're in one of those over the I can't
afford it, but we're in one of these over the
water bungalows and like it's about to go down, but
your boy ate something, you know, ate some sushi that
didn't agree with him the night before, And then yeah, yeah,
I feel like I'm just gonna have to save for
every vacation I ever take such that I can have
a room that has two bathrooms in it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's just the lobby poop you can walk down to
the like the old I think those hots have like
a Maine club, but that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Would be me. It would be like, oh, it's it's
sexy time, and then like uh oh, and then I,
I don't know, this is the kind of stuff I
worry about. I worry about bodily functions.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Just so you can't get it up. Then poop that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Makes it better and dir cool. I don't think that's true,
and nobody has yet, so it shouldn't be your person,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Person will understand your diarrhea. And that's the beauty of love.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Right, I understand it. It's just it just is what
it is. I don't know why I'm so weird about
bodily function stuff. I don't know why. We just didn't
talk about it growing up. Like it wasn't like it
was under a shame. Everyone was ashamed of it. It
just wasn't discussed.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You didn't have my favorite book of all time, Everybody Poops.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, Oh, that was a good one.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You should read it.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I had great parenting. We just didn't talk about bodily functions.
We didn't like even now, I mean you've heard it before.
He'd been listening for a while. I go to the
doctor and I'd like, my stomach hurds, and they're like, well,
what are the symptoms. I'm like, my belly herds, my
tummy hurts. Well, what is going on with your tummy?
I don't know, you know, are you having diarrhea? Maybe?
And then they started asking like I know, I can't,
(03:28):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm going to the guy, yeah, because that how many
partners have you had?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Like? Is it protector?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Let me go up there with a medieval tool.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh? They still they go up on me with a
medieval Is that that normal?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, you would they go up with a medieval tool
on you? They do not. He tells me it's normal.
To the guy, right, it's a sword. It is normal,
isn't it? I request it? Yeah. The guy pulls out
like a samurai sword, is like, are you ready? And
I'm like yeah, yeah, oh okay, speak can we do that?
(04:02):
Can we do the prostat exam one more time? I
don't know if you got it. I'm not one hundred
percent sure. Did you get the right side? I think
you got the left side, But did you check the
south going on up there? I've been checking it myself
for a while and I I just thought, I'm not trained.
I can't do it as well. You know, how are
you doing with no hands? Doctor? Okay, it's medieval tool.
(04:23):
This is how they used to do it, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, speaking of that, Andy Cohen addressed the rumors that
he's dating John Mayor, and he said, let them speculate.
I honestly love John Marre and he loves me. But
because we're so affectionate toward each other, people don't know
what box to put that in. They assume we're sleeping together.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We're very much not.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But they have been friends for over a decade after
meeting through a friend, and they have a mutual love
of grateful that Andy is a huge dead head and
John Mayer plays with Dead and Company. He's actually amazing.
I saw them once. It was like a bucketless thing.
But he confessed that they're in love with each other,
but they're not doing it. So they have a little bromance.
Kiki's not buying it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But you think it's full on. Oh yeah, they get
in a pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, everybody thinks this Andy and Anderson Cooper, but oh no,
they tried it didn't. Yeah, he's too cute and classy
for Andy, so he's with John in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh wow, you just you just went there. You just
called Jesus on classy. As far as Kalen's concerned, I
know you love and yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But they are best friends. He did say him and
Anderson went on one day and they were like, this
is too weird. But I like when Anderson goes on
the show and he just like makes him say like
dirty stuff because he's such a serious news anchor. But yeah,
I don't know, maybe John likes it like it sound
like that, I don't know. Follow us on Instagram and
Twitter at Fred Show Radio. Please We're begging you. Also
(05:45):
The Fred Show TikTok On TikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a not desperate beg, but it's still a beg nonetheless.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Right, it's a cool bag, but like please, like.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Please, I mean you don't have to, but please, but
like kind of thing. Yeah, anyway,
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