October 9, 2025 • 15 mins
Kaelin is heading Kansas City for the Lions V. Chiefs game and the only problem is she doesn't have tickets.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
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hear more about this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You almost emailed someone and you're your own assistant. What
were you trying to do? You're trying to get into
that restaurant, weren't you. Yeah, you're trying to get the
restaurant in Kansas City and you were going to say,
this is the assistant to the Kaylin Hi, I the Kalen.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm desperate.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay, my boys, trip is really going down the pooper
right now?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
My guys trip this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Is it just you and your Hillary?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yes? Okay, So last I heard now when you described it,
you were going to the Chiefs Lions game and you
were going to eat at Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes restaurant.
And now it turns out you don't have tickets nor
a reservation. Well, how are you going to do both
of those things? How are those going to happen? Were
you just gonna wish them into existence?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I will say, don't underestimate us, however, although she's not
really much of a help right now. But oh, she
suggested something awful to try to get into that restaurant,
but thank goodness, she's a nurse, so she's not going
to help.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But so the restaurant, I had to go.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Online like a sneaker drop. I told you that it
was crazy. I did get a reservation, but I was
told that I wouldn't be gone from the game, that
I have no tickets to in order to go to
the restaurant, So I can't lad my reservation.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, you don't go.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Don't take the one thing you got going that we're
for sure going to be able to do.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
To cancel that.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
No, And my wonderful boyfriend says he's one thousand percent
sure that I will have tickets. He claims they are
coming today. But I don't operate like this, so I'm
having like a lot of anxiety about it. I don't
have tickets to the game that I'm flying to go see.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, yeah, yep, So I guess we could have hung
on to the reservation a little longer just in case.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, I had trusted him back at that point when
I can't say.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know, Okay, we'll see we don't have resumes. So
that you were going to have a fake email the
Kaylin would like to come in and eat.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well, I some of my I wasn't going to write
it like that, but yes, some of my friends around here,
who I will not name, have fake assistance.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah I know one of them rhymes with Paulina, but
oh yeah, a couple of us do.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And so.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was going to really judge it up, like, Hi,
I have you know someone who does radio. There's shows
on in multiple cities. Maybe would maybe want to come
to this city. Okay, maybe would be interested, We would be.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Interested in So we're we're maybe interested in in adding
care that would be of interest to us.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We'll let them know if that's after the trip. We'll
let the city of radio show.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
There you know the logistics.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, no, we're considering that opportunity for ourselves. It's not
like the radio station has to add us.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
To this creation. Right now, we're thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I got it, okay, and my thirteen friends might be
interested to know that it's a good restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
They might want to travel to go. What are you
laughing up me? Absolutely, doings are happening already. You're kidding
me embarrassed to do it. But like I'm literally getting desperate.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No, Like, listen, you gotta get what you need and
you need to get into that steakhouse and that game.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So you better elevate yourself.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
You better say I am Kalin, like you represent the
whole show here.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like you know, like if I if I run into
somebody in public and they're like, I've been dealing with
Paulynice people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They're really difficult.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, but by Paulinice people, you need Paulina hiding behind
for different.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Email Adressdobby Valentino anytime soon, so her using her people to.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't know, actually run into Bobby all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Right's complaining about me, right, and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Constantly I'm constantly complaining.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, Well, Hillary wanted us to say that we were
affiliated with.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
The children's hospital there. Okay, so we're not.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Doing that, you know. I think that's just a lie.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So she's allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But by the way, it's on the restaurant too.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm like, well, that's nice. Like I don't have any
tables for a year, so that's very nice. Thank you
for thank you for your contribution to our society.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's why I said she's not helpful.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
And she's like, what am I going to do with
my dusty Instagram? I'm like, I don't know, but we
need to do a skit, and we need to do
a skit fast.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Now, you do have a few followers on the gram.
Have you tried dming them? Sometimes I've and sometimes that works,
and you don't ask for anything, you know, Like I've
DMed a restaurant before that I couldn't get into and
just been like, hey, you know, do you guys have anything,
And maybe by chance somebody from the social media place
sees it and goes, you know, in the department, goes.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh you.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Sometimes they write and say yeah, we can get you in,
and sometimes they say no. And I don't think that's
because I'm special. I didn't add and say yes. I'm
writing on behalf of the fred.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Uh, say you're with me, they'll get me.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Right, We won't, won't. No, no, it won't. If you
say you're with me, then you definitely won't get in.
Like that's one hundred percent away not to get into
places around here. Maybe it works in Kansas City, where
we're considering.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We're looking at it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We're looking at a few places. We're looking at New
York City and Los Angeles as well. We're looking at it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We consider everywhere.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
We'd be open to anywhere interested were Jason wants to
go to Kansas City?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes, And I'm always begging for free stuff for this place,
So let me try right do it for you have Yeah,
Jason gets it done.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He does.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I've never thought to ask you to get me into
a restaurant. But honestly, you're one of the most likable people,
and you look like you are legitimate. You have a
legitimate managerie my signature looks he had a legitimate, legitimate
region in it, you know. And I've been trying to
make up a title for you forever that looks really fancy,
(06:09):
just to put that in there, whether and you don't
want it, but I'm like, no, you are the show
director or something. I like, something really fancy to put
in there, and I think you should add it because
I think it would help get us into places like
restaurants in Kansas City that were unable to get reservations
like everyone else. But you also got to remember, and
I think about this all the time, like friend, all
(06:30):
that I'm embarrassed and no one should be. Like if something,
for some reason, they want to let you into a
restaurant because you have a radio show, then let them
do that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's up to them.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But I just figured that they're getting hit by everyone
and everyone thinks they're famous, and everyone thinks that somehow
they deserve to have a table over everyone else. And
I know you're not of that mentality, but it's why
I don't do this, because I don't want to get
mixed in with the storytelling around town of oh, yeah,
this news anchor and this guy and this guy that
(06:57):
they all insisted on tables and so did for like, no,
I was just too lazy to get a reservation, and
so I I you know, so I only do it
when I'm out of town, but if I'm trying to
go to some place, like if someone's like, you need
to go. Last time I tried, it didn't work. I
tried in Indianapolis. That's Saint Elmo's or what's the plates
called that has the the shrimp cocktail, that truly spicy something.
(07:19):
It's a steakhouse. Peyton Manning hangs out there all the time.
It's not why I wanted to go. I wanted the
shrimp cocktail because I guess it's like really really spicy
most steakhouse. So I DM them and it was like, hey,
I'm in town tonight, Like do you have a table
by chance? And then I think they said you can. Basically,
I think they were like you could show up here
and wait with everybody else kind of thing. And I
was like, okay, no problem. I didn't say, like, you know,
(07:41):
because you know of my influence.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
And nationally syndicated my favorite line.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, right right, who cares?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But the problem is, you know, there's there's somebody who
was once on the Real World who's also hating them up.
I was on Real World season eight. Doesn't that entitle
me to a steak you know? And I think the
thing that probably knows these people the most is that
a lot of these people also In addition to wanting
a table at the hottest restaurant in town, they also
think it should be free.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I have seventy five hundred Instagram followers, so you know
I should I should get in for free.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, that's real.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
People do that, and it's like no, no, it's awful.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, you probably shouldn't. No, it's it's it's exactly what
you did. Like it's not what you say, but like
how you say it. You're just like, hey, I'm in town.
Would love to come with Fred? Yeah Fred on air
with a check mark from the show where his name's
in it. Exactly what are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Would be like, Well, when you walk in and I'm
not there, then it's like, yeah, he created an inferior
steakhout last night and his tummy hearts.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, bad barbecue. I already have it all planned.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I wonder how many times I was supposed to show
up to things that you'll tell you no wonder, no wonder.
I don't get invited everything anymore because you guys have
been already me peeing for me for years and then
and then I don't show up in air quotes.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I never knew.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm desperate. Your reputation out of the door.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You've never done this. You're a bigger celebrity than I am.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You don't need me for anything, none of you do.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, you don't be your name open doors in this town.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yes, they always say. I'm like, your doors are legs.
The drivers bring him around.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
You've got a key to a city.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We got a key to a city last weeks still
but okay, yeah, like paint. Yeah, you've been the city
now for you know however long? They go, Okay, all right, Well,
I'm sorry. I would I would DM them for you.
(09:38):
But I don't think they I think they're at a level,
they're at a level right now where I don't think
they're interested in local radio personalities.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't I think there.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think there's a very good chance that every game
day it's you know, that's another thing, that's another challenge
you're going to have. Is I think they figured the
players will show up afterwards and the whole thing, right,
I know, But like so it's everyone else that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You know what, They have an open bar.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
So our plan is we're just gonna go when they
open and I'll try to work my magic.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You know, this is what you should do. I saw
a guy doing this. The guy's a guy on TikTok
who does it in New York. It's actually kind of funny.
But he waits until like the hottest of the hot
is like two years old, and then he goes. So
like some of these places they look and he'll go
for like lunch. Some of these places look ridiculous with
the lights on, by the way, like the hottest of
the hot restaurants, you know, like somebody like vomited just
(10:29):
eying on the place. So it looks kind of cool
at night. But then like like a lot of nightclubs,
if you ever been in a nightclub during the day,
which we have many times in Las Vegas for like
various work events, it's not a Those places are designed
to be page black, like you don't need to see
what you can see when the lights are on in
a nightclub. It's a scary place anyway. So he goes
(10:50):
years later and there's no one there because you know
how the cycles are, like you know, a year, eighteen months,
and then the next hottest restaurants open up, and then
no one's going there anywhere. So he'll go then and
it's funny because they're empty and it just looks kind
of sad, and then he comes to realize the food
wasn't that good after all. It was just okay. But
you know, this is how this works, Like, you know,
if you got the hype train going, like we could
(11:12):
open Fred's restaurant, and if we could get enough people
just to say online that it's the hottest thing and
you got to eat the mazzarella sticks, they are. I
don't know what Fred's doing with his Italian heretics, it
doesn't matter. Whatever they're doing with those things is amazing.
You get someone to write about on a few blogs,
You get some TikTokers that come in there. You make
it all look good, and before long there's a line
(11:33):
around the building. And then what you gotta do is
what a lot of restaurants in town do, and that
s just hold the books forever.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Make it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know, like there are restaurants that are still impossible
to get into. Yep, you have to have a letter
from a senator to get into somebody's restaurants. And then
you show up and there's no one in there, but
like they're hype it. They're holding the books to make
it seem like it's still that in demand, which I
kind of wonder how long you can do that when
there's nobody in there. Before you're like, I'm not that
(12:00):
any money now, right, But I feel like once you
open up your open table and there's like reservations at
four fifteen, four thirty four, forty five, five thirty five fifty,
like once I can get in like you know, any time,
then I feel like you've now you've lost like the bullet,
you know what I mean, And now people are going
to be like, well, this place isn't that great anymore.
I'll move on to the other one. My clubs do
this all the time, you know. You'll wait around the light,
(12:22):
you line around the building, and then you walk in
there like, well, why do not wait for so long?
There's nobody in here? So maybe just go in two years.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You're gonna d on that, which will be super helpful
for me.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The reason I'm not is not because I don't love
you deeply. It's because they're going to laugh at us
when I do. They're going to laugh at us.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's going to be like really because usher just asked
for a table and the Midwest and we don't have it.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
What are you talking about a great lake?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A lot of people have said that, Okay, I have
mid What great lake have I've been in?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Actually you have it? Why don't baptize you.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'm not one hundred percent certain I've been in a
great lake because you know, I'm not a lake guy.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
I've lived my whole life and I've never touched the
water of the lake.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And I realized that Lake Michigan and some of the
other ones are more like oceans. But I'm not a
lake I'm not a lake swimmer guy. I don't I
need oceans.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
You got to get bad sized, man.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Maybe I've been in it.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, I need oceans.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I feel like the circulation. I feel like the salt
water and the circulation and the ocean. Man, it just
makes it like feel less stagnant.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
To me, you're one or the other.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Get you like the ocean.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I feel like if you pee in the ocean, it
like cleans itself somehow. But I don't feel like that
in Lake Michigan. I feel Likelake Michigan is just everyone's pea, right.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
But we know what's in lakes from hundreds of years nibbling.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You don't really know what's growing in the lakes because again,
it stays in the lake, especially here.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, but there's no sharks man at that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm not sure with the amount of people that have
peed in the lake there could be creatures growing at
the bottom of it that we don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Respect for your drinking lots people that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Was dark, that was there, that's the river, and yes
there are, they're absolutely which I'm also I'm definitely not
swimming in that. No, no, okay, well, let me let
me think about this. I love that we are considering
expanding into Kansas City and would be interested and somehow
(14:13):
the non beefeeder on the show could really be It
might really help you sort of push her over the
edge for the city if you'd give us a table
at your hot restaurant. Yeah, I can totally see how
that would work.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
She's going to, you know, increase his business right place.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Come on, now, that's exactly right. Tens of people you.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Will come to me for food. I stake recommendation.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Kiki is the biggest celebrity with the fifty plus white
men crowd. Oh, no doubt, love, no, no, no doubt.
Kiky's the biggest celebrity in the room. But when I go,
when I go anywhere in the suburbs, the fifty year
old white men approached me and ask, of all people,
where Kiki is? You have a demographic? You do love him?
Fifteen eighty seven Prime? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Because his number, you numbers.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Fifteen eighty seven Prime was built with a forty person
private dining area with a private entrance.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh, I see, I need to be private and all
here an.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Now, okay, now, now to keep my name on your mouth. Okay,
I guess
This is the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Time in Las Vegas. It's November twenty eighth through December thirteenth,
Adobe Live at Park MGM, and you could be going
a trip or two to the December twelfth show at
two Night's Day at Park MGM December twelfth through to
fourteenth and round trip airfare. Text touch to five seven
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rates may apply.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's all thanks to Live Nation, and I want to
hear more about this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You almost emailed someone and you're your own assistant. What
were you trying to do? You're trying to get into
that restaurant, weren't you. Yeah, you're trying to get the
restaurant in Kansas City and you were going to say,
this is the assistant to the Kaylin Hi, I the Kalen.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm desperate.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay, my boys, trip is really going down the pooper
right now?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
My guys trip this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Is it just you and your Hillary?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yes? Okay, So last I heard now when you described it,
you were going to the Chiefs Lions game and you
were going to eat at Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes restaurant.
And now it turns out you don't have tickets nor
a reservation. Well, how are you going to do both
of those things? How are those going to happen? Were
you just gonna wish them into existence?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I will say, don't underestimate us, however, although she's not
really much of a help right now. But oh, she
suggested something awful to try to get into that restaurant,
but thank goodness, she's a nurse, so she's not going
to help.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But so the restaurant, I had to go.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Online like a sneaker drop. I told you that it
was crazy. I did get a reservation, but I was
told that I wouldn't be gone from the game, that
I have no tickets to in order to go to
the restaurant, So I can't lad my reservation.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, you don't go.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Don't take the one thing you got going that we're
for sure going to be able to do.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
To cancel that.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
No, And my wonderful boyfriend says he's one thousand percent
sure that I will have tickets. He claims they are
coming today. But I don't operate like this, so I'm
having like a lot of anxiety about it. I don't
have tickets to the game that I'm flying to go see.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, yeah, yep, So I guess we could have hung
on to the reservation a little longer just in case.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, I had trusted him back at that point when
I can't say.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know, Okay, we'll see we don't have resumes. So
that you were going to have a fake email the
Kaylin would like to come in and eat.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well, I some of my I wasn't going to write
it like that, but yes, some of my friends around here,
who I will not name, have fake assistance.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah I know one of them rhymes with Paulina, but
oh yeah, a couple of us do.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And so.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I was going to really judge it up, like, Hi,
I have you know someone who does radio. There's shows
on in multiple cities. Maybe would maybe want to come
to this city. Okay, maybe would be interested, We would be.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Interested in So we're we're maybe interested in in adding
care that would be of interest to us.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We'll let them know if that's after the trip. We'll
let the city of radio show.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
There you know the logistics.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, no, we're considering that opportunity for ourselves. It's not
like the radio station has to add us.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
To this creation. Right now, we're thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I got it, okay, and my thirteen friends might be
interested to know that it's a good restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
They might want to travel to go. What are you
laughing up me? Absolutely, doings are happening already. You're kidding
me embarrassed to do it. But like I'm literally getting desperate.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No, Like, listen, you gotta get what you need and
you need to get into that steakhouse and that game.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So you better elevate yourself.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
You better say I am Kalin, like you represent the
whole show here.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like you know, like if I if I run into
somebody in public and they're like, I've been dealing with
Paulynice people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They're really difficult.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, but by Paulinice people, you need Paulina hiding behind
for different.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Email Adressdobby Valentino anytime soon, so her using her people to.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't know, actually run into Bobby all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Right's complaining about me, right, and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Constantly I'm constantly complaining.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, Well, Hillary wanted us to say that we were
affiliated with.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
The children's hospital there. Okay, so we're not.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Doing that, you know. I think that's just a lie.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So she's allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But by the way, it's on the restaurant too.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm like, well, that's nice. Like I don't have any
tables for a year, so that's very nice. Thank you
for thank you for your contribution to our society.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's why I said she's not helpful.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
And she's like, what am I going to do with
my dusty Instagram? I'm like, I don't know, but we
need to do a skit, and we need to do
a skit fast.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Now, you do have a few followers on the gram.
Have you tried dming them? Sometimes I've and sometimes that works,
and you don't ask for anything, you know, Like I've
DMed a restaurant before that I couldn't get into and
just been like, hey, you know, do you guys have anything,
And maybe by chance somebody from the social media place
sees it and goes, you know, in the department, goes.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh you.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Sometimes they write and say yeah, we can get you in,
and sometimes they say no. And I don't think that's
because I'm special. I didn't add and say yes. I'm
writing on behalf of the fred.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Uh, say you're with me, they'll get me.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Right, We won't, won't. No, no, it won't. If you
say you're with me, then you definitely won't get in.
Like that's one hundred percent away not to get into
places around here. Maybe it works in Kansas City, where
we're considering.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We're looking at it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We're looking at a few places. We're looking at New
York City and Los Angeles as well. We're looking at it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We consider everywhere.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
We'd be open to anywhere interested were Jason wants to
go to Kansas City?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yes, And I'm always begging for free stuff for this place,
So let me try right do it for you have Yeah,
Jason gets it done.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He does.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I've never thought to ask you to get me into
a restaurant. But honestly, you're one of the most likable people,
and you look like you are legitimate. You have a
legitimate managerie my signature looks he had a legitimate, legitimate
region in it, you know. And I've been trying to
make up a title for you forever that looks really fancy,
(06:09):
just to put that in there, whether and you don't
want it, but I'm like, no, you are the show
director or something. I like, something really fancy to put
in there, and I think you should add it because
I think it would help get us into places like
restaurants in Kansas City that were unable to get reservations
like everyone else. But you also got to remember, and
I think about this all the time, like friend, all
(06:30):
that I'm embarrassed and no one should be. Like if something,
for some reason, they want to let you into a
restaurant because you have a radio show, then let them
do that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's up to them.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But I just figured that they're getting hit by everyone
and everyone thinks they're famous, and everyone thinks that somehow
they deserve to have a table over everyone else. And
I know you're not of that mentality, but it's why
I don't do this, because I don't want to get
mixed in with the storytelling around town of oh, yeah,
this news anchor and this guy and this guy that
(06:57):
they all insisted on tables and so did for like, no,
I was just too lazy to get a reservation, and
so I I you know, so I only do it
when I'm out of town, but if I'm trying to
go to some place, like if someone's like, you need
to go. Last time I tried, it didn't work. I
tried in Indianapolis. That's Saint Elmo's or what's the plates
called that has the the shrimp cocktail, that truly spicy something.
(07:19):
It's a steakhouse. Peyton Manning hangs out there all the time.
It's not why I wanted to go. I wanted the
shrimp cocktail because I guess it's like really really spicy
most steakhouse. So I DM them and it was like, hey,
I'm in town tonight, Like do you have a table
by chance? And then I think they said you can. Basically,
I think they were like you could show up here
and wait with everybody else kind of thing. And I
was like, okay, no problem. I didn't say, like, you know,
(07:41):
because you know of my influence.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
And nationally syndicated my favorite line.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, right right, who cares?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But the problem is, you know, there's there's somebody who
was once on the Real World who's also hating them up.
I was on Real World season eight. Doesn't that entitle
me to a steak you know? And I think the
thing that probably knows these people the most is that
a lot of these people also In addition to wanting
a table at the hottest restaurant in town, they also
think it should be free.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I have seventy five hundred Instagram followers, so you know
I should I should get in for free.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, that's real.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
People do that, and it's like no, no, it's awful.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, you probably shouldn't. No, it's it's it's exactly what
you did. Like it's not what you say, but like
how you say it. You're just like, hey, I'm in town.
Would love to come with Fred? Yeah Fred on air
with a check mark from the show where his name's
in it. Exactly what are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Would be like, Well, when you walk in and I'm
not there, then it's like, yeah, he created an inferior
steakhout last night and his tummy hearts.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, bad barbecue. I already have it all planned.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I wonder how many times I was supposed to show
up to things that you'll tell you no wonder, no wonder.
I don't get invited everything anymore because you guys have
been already me peeing for me for years and then
and then I don't show up in air quotes.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I never knew.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm desperate. Your reputation out of the door.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You've never done this. You're a bigger celebrity than I am.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You don't need me for anything, none of you do.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, you don't be your name open doors in this town.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yes, they always say. I'm like, your doors are legs.
The drivers bring him around.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
You've got a key to a city.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We got a key to a city last weeks still
but okay, yeah, like paint. Yeah, you've been the city
now for you know however long? They go, Okay, all right, Well,
I'm sorry. I would I would DM them for you.
(09:38):
But I don't think they I think they're at a level,
they're at a level right now where I don't think
they're interested in local radio personalities.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't I think there.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think there's a very good chance that every game
day it's you know, that's another thing, that's another challenge
you're going to have. Is I think they figured the
players will show up afterwards and the whole thing, right,
I know, But like so it's everyone else that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You know what, They have an open bar.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
So our plan is we're just gonna go when they
open and I'll try to work my magic.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You know, this is what you should do. I saw
a guy doing this. The guy's a guy on TikTok
who does it in New York. It's actually kind of funny.
But he waits until like the hottest of the hot
is like two years old, and then he goes. So
like some of these places they look and he'll go
for like lunch. Some of these places look ridiculous with
the lights on, by the way, like the hottest of
the hot restaurants, you know, like somebody like vomited just
(10:29):
eying on the place. So it looks kind of cool
at night. But then like like a lot of nightclubs,
if you ever been in a nightclub during the day,
which we have many times in Las Vegas for like
various work events, it's not a Those places are designed
to be page black, like you don't need to see
what you can see when the lights are on in
a nightclub. It's a scary place anyway. So he goes
(10:50):
years later and there's no one there because you know
how the cycles are, like you know, a year, eighteen months,
and then the next hottest restaurants open up, and then
no one's going there anywhere. So he'll go then and
it's funny because they're empty and it just looks kind
of sad, and then he comes to realize the food
wasn't that good after all. It was just okay. But
you know, this is how this works, Like, you know,
if you got the hype train going, like we could
(11:12):
open Fred's restaurant, and if we could get enough people
just to say online that it's the hottest thing and
you got to eat the mazzarella sticks, they are. I
don't know what Fred's doing with his Italian heretics, it
doesn't matter. Whatever they're doing with those things is amazing.
You get someone to write about on a few blogs,
You get some TikTokers that come in there. You make
it all look good, and before long there's a line
(11:33):
around the building. And then what you gotta do is
what a lot of restaurants in town do, and that
s just hold the books forever.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Make it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know, like there are restaurants that are still impossible
to get into. Yep, you have to have a letter
from a senator to get into somebody's restaurants. And then
you show up and there's no one in there, but
like they're hype it. They're holding the books to make
it seem like it's still that in demand, which I
kind of wonder how long you can do that when
there's nobody in there. Before you're like, I'm not that
(12:00):
any money now, right, But I feel like once you
open up your open table and there's like reservations at
four fifteen, four thirty four, forty five, five thirty five fifty,
like once I can get in like you know, any time,
then I feel like you've now you've lost like the bullet,
you know what I mean, And now people are going
to be like, well, this place isn't that great anymore.
I'll move on to the other one. My clubs do
this all the time, you know. You'll wait around the light,
(12:22):
you line around the building, and then you walk in
there like, well, why do not wait for so long?
There's nobody in here? So maybe just go in two years.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You're gonna d on that, which will be super helpful
for me.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The reason I'm not is not because I don't love
you deeply. It's because they're going to laugh at us
when I do. They're going to laugh at us.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's going to be like really because usher just asked
for a table and the Midwest and we don't have it.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
What are you talking about a great lake?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A lot of people have said that, Okay, I have
mid What great lake have I've been in?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Actually you have it? Why don't baptize you.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'm not one hundred percent certain I've been in a
great lake because you know, I'm not a lake guy.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
I've lived my whole life and I've never touched the
water of the lake.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And I realized that Lake Michigan and some of the
other ones are more like oceans. But I'm not a
lake I'm not a lake swimmer guy. I don't I
need oceans.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
You got to get bad sized, man.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Maybe I've been in it.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, I need oceans.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I feel like the circulation. I feel like the salt
water and the circulation and the ocean. Man, it just
makes it like feel less stagnant.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
To me, you're one or the other.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Get you like the ocean.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I feel like if you pee in the ocean, it
like cleans itself somehow. But I don't feel like that
in Lake Michigan. I feel Likelake Michigan is just everyone's pea, right.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
But we know what's in lakes from hundreds of years nibbling.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You don't really know what's growing in the lakes because again,
it stays in the lake, especially here.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, but there's no sharks man at that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm not sure with the amount of people that have
peed in the lake there could be creatures growing at
the bottom of it that we don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Respect for your drinking lots people that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Was dark, that was there, that's the river, and yes
there are, they're absolutely which I'm also I'm definitely not
swimming in that. No, no, okay, well, let me let
me think about this. I love that we are considering
expanding into Kansas City and would be interested and somehow
(14:13):
the non beefeeder on the show could really be It
might really help you sort of push her over the
edge for the city if you'd give us a table
at your hot restaurant. Yeah, I can totally see how
that would work.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
She's going to, you know, increase his business right place.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Come on, now, that's exactly right. Tens of people you.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Will come to me for food. I stake recommendation.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Kiki is the biggest celebrity with the fifty plus white
men crowd. Oh, no doubt, love, no, no, no doubt.
Kiky's the biggest celebrity in the room. But when I go,
when I go anywhere in the suburbs, the fifty year
old white men approached me and ask, of all people,
where Kiki is? You have a demographic? You do love him?
Fifteen eighty seven Prime? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Because his number, you numbers.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Fifteen eighty seven Prime was built with a forty person
private dining area with a private entrance.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh, I see, I need to be private and all
here an.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Now, okay, now, now to keep my name on your mouth. Okay,
I guess
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