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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Order.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a fresh show. It's Kiki's courting it all right,
the honorable judge Kiki is here, take it away.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All right, Let's step into the courtroom.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Baby, This one says, Hey, Kiki, please tell me if
I'm wrong for feeling like this, but I'm no longer
speaking to my friend of over twenty years. A month
or so ago, I called my friend Morgan and invited
her to come along with me to the casino. She
told me that she was broke and didn't have any money,
so I said, don't worry about it. I got fifty
(00:30):
bucks for you to hang with me at the slots,
and she agreed to come.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
To both of our surprise, she ended up winning twenty
thousand dollars not long after we got there. Okay, so
I kept playing a little longer, but after not having
any luck of my own, we decided to leave. When
we got back to her house, she thanked me for
the fifty dollars and handed me one hundred dollar bill. Kiki,
(00:55):
I thought she was joking, Like, girl, you just won
twenty thousand dollars and you give me one hundred dollar bill.
From that moment, I knew I could never look at
her the same And am I wrong for expecting more?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, you're wrong for expecting more. You know what, I
knew you was gonna be the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, ye may dumble. Okay, what do you think? It's
called Rubio's court, called Kiki's court.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
But you know what, the cheap friend is always triggered.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Okay, Because first of all, this is why I don't
do dry begging, because what Morgan did was dry begging.
When somebody asked you to go somewhere and you don't
have the money, just say I can't go. But when
you say I would like to go, but you know
I don't have any money right now, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's not a pay week, that's called dry begging. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
So then as a friend, I feel obligated to say, well, girl,
I got a little extra, come on along.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And now we're in this situation.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So when your friends do that to you, just leave
them at home, because this is why you want twenty
thousand dollars and you want to give me one hundred
dollars girl, that's really I feel like she's.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Entitled to at least half of the winnings at.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The What would have happened if she'd lost the money.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What then she just would allows?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You know, you lost my fifty dollars and you had
a good time with me, but you won twenty k
and you give me one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What I'm gonna do one hundred dollars? I can't even
buy that bike for Rufio.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You made double, Ruffeo, I made double, But you would
You were not even thinking of going to the casino.
You had no funds to go to the casino. I
out the countess of my heart.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, be honest with Peki for once in my life.
I agree with him.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yes twice.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But here's the reason why why. I look, I think
it would have been cool for that person to break
off a little bit more, but not half.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay, one hundred dollars for it? You got a thousands.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I mean I definitely more than one hundred. But the
expectation of half, no, right?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I mean you would have gave my friend.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I would if you and I went to the casino
and you gave me fifty dollars to gamble, I.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Would have gave you half. I would have been friend.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You know what, Thank you for inviting me? I want
I walked away with ten k that I didn't have.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I might have given you like a g bought you dinner.
It's gotten you drunk.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's a shak. You know, I'm learning so much about
y'all this week, and czy.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I mean, but here's it's. It's not that I wouldn't
want to give you half. It's the expectation that somehow
you think you should get half twenty.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Thousand dollars and you were broke when I picked you up.
You didn't even have gas money to get in my car.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I mean, I mean, how do you look your friend
in the eye? How do you guys continue the friendship
knowing that I'm like, okay, I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I would feel like one hundred is a slight, but
not ten thousand dollars. Your friend's broke. Don't you want
your friend to have twenty thousand dollars? Now they're not
broke anymore? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Gave you ten k? I just mad.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I just set you up for a ten k blessed
that you did not have but when I picked you up.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But the twenty is better for a broke person, it
is better.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But but what about our friend?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Friend is broke? But what about our they can't pay
their bills, they can't do anything, and they can't maybe
who knows, maybe they're going to take you on a trip,
maybe there's something more coming. But the expectation I'm going
to give you a broke person is going to give
you half of that blessing one hundred dollars eight five
five five five ruvio, we agreed. I believe all right.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I would have eat more than one hundred dollars. I
would have coverage your losses whatever you spent at the
casino that night, so you lost five hundred bucks, I
would have been like, here's.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Five Absolutely no, those are that question because.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
She was losing the whole night. I'd be like, here,
but I'm not giving you half.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No way.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't think I'm obligated now, whether I choose to
do that or not. But if that's your expectation, I
don't think I have to do that. Would let's say
we each walked in there, Well, I guess the key
here is that you were using somebody else's money. But
that was given without stipulation. It wasn't like, hey, I'm
giving you this money and I'm hedging here, like you know,
if you win anything, I get half. By the way.
(04:48):
That's something I would say. I would say that, I'll
be like, here's a hundred bucks. By the way, if
you win anything, I get half.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yes, I would say that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I would say that from the beginning.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
We got to make deals with our friend.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I would say, right from the beginning, have a contract.
I would treat you to a wonderful night. You wouldn't
have lost any money. We're gonna have a great dinner.
We're gonna have the hell of a time. Because I
just came into it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It'll be our last night.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
So before I said she did have any money to go,
and the girl gave her money to gamble because she
wanted the company.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
She wasn't gonna go. Oh yes, so that's the thing.
She could have said, I don't want to go with you.
I don't have any money. That's what she did. She
did say that. She said, I'm not gonna go with
you because I don't have any money.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, I don't have it right now, but I you know,
I would love to go to the casino, but I
don't have any money. So then I feel obligated. Well,
I called you with this, so let me give you
fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You started this, yes, and.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
That's where you say that that in that point in time,
you say, hey, but if you win, I get half.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh Atlanta. Yeah, the people need a call because this
is crazy. Like, I don't understand, Paulina, you go too
all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What would you do? Well, this happened to me at
my wedding in Vegas. My best friend went with no money. Jonathan.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
He showed up with no cash and I gave them
ten dollars and he won two hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Did I get anything?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I give you nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah. Did he give you the money back, the initial
money back? No? At the very least you got to
pay back the initial and.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You keep that ten dollars over there. I was so upset.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, but I was happy for him two but I
was also upset he went down fundy.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I know, literally on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I was like, you can you can have this, you know,
fight dollars, ten dollars whatever, and I gave it so
many flipped it and reversed it and got two hundred back.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Huh. I know that happened to me. You're seeing him
later and I thinking about that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So the least he could do is give you at
least give you the initial money back.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean you would think you don't even have to
ask for that.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Right, But I feel like in this situation, I would.
I'm that friend that would probably give half if I
won that.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
If you let me money and I want that money,
you get half.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
From me, I would feel too bad.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't. I don't think so. I think i'd make
sure you had a great night. And by the way,
I was broken. Now I'm less broke. So that's a
very good thing for me. Thank you for helping me.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Right, guys, I'm not going with either thatcher better than that,
that is wild.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, no, I'm not beat. You thought that.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, actually I knew exactly who you were.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You saying you don't have friends? Did you take your money?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think all you're actually owed is your initial investment back.
I think that's all you're actually owed. Anything above and
beyond that is just nice. I think. So, hey, is
it gazelle? Is it gazelle? Gizzel? That's an interesting is
that how you how do you spell your name?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Is g A Z E L E?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well that is how you spell It looks weird. It
looks weird to me. I like the name gazelle though,
like an animal, like a like a like a beautiful,
majestic animal that I could reason with in the wild. Anyway,
go ahead, please.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Though, I think money, money changes a lot of people.
I think you can see a few more colors than
you would have been. I think that she could have
given her a little bit more. I mean, not half,
but at least say, hey, thank you so much for
inviting me, for encouraging me. Fifty dollars you got me here,
(08:18):
I got this big win. Here's some money, but not
not one hundred but not half either.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know what I mean? Yeah, that's money more broke person.
But I would definitely do more than double. Yeah, I
would definitely do more than one hundred bucks. But ya know, okay,
I'm the lucky one, right.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You are the lucky one.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
You're lucky to have me as a friend.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Your money.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's so you too now and now you want and
you don't even look out for me.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I definitely should be more. But half. No, thank you
so much for Colin. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No, love you guys, thank you, love you now.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yuri. How are you doing your good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
How are you guys doing.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wow very well, Kiki's court. What's you so?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
The question is that she wrong for cutting off the
friend of twenty years. And I don't think she is
wrong because any real friend, especially over twenty years, would
definitely get more than one hundred.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
It's not like half.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think you and I it's somewhere between what you
think and what I think Kiki and what Rufie and
I think is what you think. It's somewhere in between there.
I'm not giving half. I'm not giving half right now.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
From the beginnings a g at Matt the Max.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yes, that I had all a lot of.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Money to give to somebody, from fifty dollars to a
g that's a big might be.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I would be very happy with that. You would I
gave you fifty dollurs have a thousand, right, but you
guys would be nice, Yeah, it would be nice. But
you got twenty all right, you're a thank you cut
her off. Taxes, have a good day.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, see now Liz is bringing that up. Liz, you
gotta pay you gotta pay tax right is yeah, it's
you know, it would be.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Nice, but she gives them a little extra, but she's
gonna get hit probably at least twenty five percent of
that money.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So, Liz, how much would you have given?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Honestly, I probably would have given her two thousand.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Okay, I can live with that. That's no.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I agree with you, Kiky. For her to give just
one hundred dollars, that's a lost slap in the faith.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
If she gives her like two grands, she's still way
ahead even after the taxes.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, yeah, but not half, not half, Liz, thank you.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
No, no, no, I have to agree with the rest
of the guys. Is a little outrageous.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well, you can see the light, Liz, you can see the.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Life right off the bath. She's going to be stuck
for those taxes and she's.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Going to be like, yeah, yeah, I do. Thank you, Liz.
Have a good day.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Thanks, guys, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I would say, like one hundred percent of the time,
I'm ninety five percent right, That's what I would say.
And yeah, do you think about that for a minute.
Hey TV, how you doing, Trevor?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Pretty good about yourself, Trevor of.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The show, hey man, thanks for calling. So just a
recap here if you're just tuning. In Kiki's Court, a
woman invited her friend at a casino. Friend said, I
don't have any money. Initial woman says, I'll give you
fifty bucks to gamble if you come with me. That
woman wins twenty thousand dollars. He gives her friend one
hundred bucks, double the initial investment. And the question is
is that enough?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So I had a situation, not similar, but a similar
adjacent I you know, I had a friend he was like, hey,
he doesn't have a car, Like, can you take me
to the gas station? I want to get a pack
of cigarettes three blocks away. I spent my gas money
to drive him to the to the to the place,
and he buys a scratch off ticket. He won one
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hundred thousand dollars and I owed any money from that
because I spent gas money to take him there.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I think it would be cool for him to throw
you something. He doesn't owe it to you, but I
think it would be cool to throw to be like,
you know what, I want one hundred grand, I'm going
to take home seventy grand. Here's five thousand dollars, Like,
because it's just just a cool thing. And I want
to share it with you because you were there, Like,
I think that's a nice thing you do.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
He did spend money on on his friends and uh
and me. Uh, you know, he got me some jacket
and some other stuff for motorcycle looking.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But you didn't feel entitled to anything, is what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
You don't know. I didn't feel entitled to anything because
it was just something I did out of the kindness
of my heart for somebody that wanted something.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, you guys are.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Opening my eyes, you know, because honestly, what I probably
would have done is not told you that I want
the money at all.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
There's no way. There's no way if we go to
the casino together. But I don't know that you want.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
To have a good day, man, because if I'm Trevor's friend,
I would have came out the gas station and just
gott in the car.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, I would have done the same thing to anybody
and with that home, say, I.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Got it from here, I got off on my way
back home. But it looks like he was generous though,
like he gave his friend some stuff. He did share it,
But I don't think anyone's obligated to give you half. Hey, Lauren, Lauren, No, here,
she was going to give us half, and now she
hated Jill Hi, Jill Hi, How are you Your dog
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is trying to get some money right now?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, what would you do in this situation? Kicky's cord?
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Okay? So I would give her five hundred to one
thousand dollars, but I would not give her half because
she's going to owe about thirty percent from gambling winning,
just the federal So she's going to be down six
thousand dollars to the federal government from that twenty thousand.
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So that's not even counting state tax, is that?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah? So her take home is let's just call it
a let's just call it half, okay, So if she
gave her ten grand, then it's a was So I mean,
give her a couple.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Of weeks to throw a couple of bucks. I think
everything over like six five hundred dollars. You have to
it is taxable. Well, no, Kiki wouldn't pay that. Actually,
you know what I would do for you? Pay off
all your your toll tag is what I would do
your Hey, Jill, thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
How did you tell you?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
This is crazy?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I mean, Lauren, Lauren, you would have given way more.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
You say, yeah, I would have given half.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
If she didn't have that fifty dollars, she would have
never had the opportunity to get any of it. I
did a scratch it the other day at the gas
station and I won two hundred dollars. I told the
lady if I went big was supposed to be a
five points, that I would give her half. But I
came back and it was two hundred bucks. I handed
the lady one hundred bucks back. It comes down to
you're a giver.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Or you know that's right. That's Lauren. That is that
you did the right thing.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
That's it, and you get those blessing back you're not
expecting them.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
See all right, well, thank you, Lauren, have a good day.
I love you. You know this. Actually I actually know
a situation where this happened. I'll have try and find
the picture. A young Fred with a fouxhawk uh and
true religion jeans on. I held a check for like,
I forget what it was, eight million to seven million dollars.
It was a power ball or a lottery win. It
may have been lottery. And and so every week there
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was like a two brothers, a sister, mom and dad,
and every week, the dad bought everybody a lottery ticket
and just put it on the kitchen table. Every single week,
went to the same grocery or whatever convenience store, bought
the ticket. It was just a tradition. So one week
there's one ticket left. He done this for years. One
week there's one ticket left on the table because the
one brother hadn't come to pick his up yet. That
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was a winning ticket, eight million bucks. So this guy
goes to get his money. The brother comes on my
show and I'm like, so, I assume you guys are
gonna split this five ways. He's like, yeah, I guess so,
because dad's been doing this for us for years, and
like yeah, sure. Brother comes the next day with his
big fat check, goes, no, I'm not splitting this five ways.
I'll throw him something, but this is my money. So
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here's a guy who didn't buy the ticket, didn't go
to get the ticket. It wasn't his money, it was
a gift from I mean, I feel like it was
implied if this, if one of these tickets wins one
of these weeks, it's a family winning.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't know what became of that guy, except that
I know he did not give his family equal parts.
See now, in that case, I didn't even buy the ticket,
So yes, we're going to split it five ways. Yes,
I had nothing to do with it. All I did
was show up and take what was left. The family
could have easily stood like nope, this is ours and
not been honest about it. So anyway,