Keke Karaoke: Bird Songs

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time to play car G's like, why is this
man yelling? It's what I do? What is that thing
you have on her? Make her into a ghost?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah? Put her in a sleepsack. Oh, that's a sleepsack.
Sw Yeah, I'm gonna see if she naps again. It's
a sleep sleep suck.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Carry me around.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm gonna say, can I take an alf I could
use one.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I think I love.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
One of those.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Come and plus sass huh, yes, I sleepsack.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yes, that's called a snuggie. I would need.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
No, you want the forever lazy lazy as a snuggie
with a flap in the back so you can do
what you gotta do without taking it off.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, I've never seen it otherwise.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think if you have a snugg you have to
drop it down to the floor. Yes, yeah, and then
you just like a body suit, you sit there naked.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right. That's too much work, you know, I know?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hold on? What happened to our name? Clauda Claudie? Hi, Claudia,
how you doing? Claudia?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Good morning? Welcome? Tell us about you. I'm just driving
home from work.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Actually, so nothing I'm that crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Are you a nurse? I am a nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I was gonna say, I feel like those are the
folks driving home in the you know, from the middle
of the night from working all night. You work three twelves.
Is that how it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
For the most part.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, but I decided to pick up a few extra
ships this week. Okay, all right, well, thank you for
being a nurse. We love you, we appreciate you. So
these are three songs. It's a very simple game. I'm
going to tell you the name of the song. All
you have to do is tell us whether you think
the Kiki will get the words right or wrong. When
I stopped the song, today's theme, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Boy, birds, Oh my gosh, today's theme?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right, birds?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
If you know, you know, If you don't the iHeart app,
search for the Friends show, you can go back and listen.
So the first song in our birds themed Kiki karaoke
is Nelly for Tato. It's called I'm Like a Bird.
Oh my god, such a banger. Would you like or
would you think? Do you think Claudia that she will
get this right or wrong? When I stopped the song, wow.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean I love Kiki and like I reflect her,
and I feel like you should know this song. You
don't know. She's about to say, but you don't know it,
but you're going to know.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know. I'm going to say no that I'll
see how this goes. Nelly, not Nelly. No, you've heard
this song. I love.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
What it is because I love you and Tweetie and
I'm sorry you you. My heart goes out to bird Heaven.
So I'm gonna flap my wings.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
What because I'm like a bird. I want to flyaway.
I don't know where my bird is.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
We would like to have flown away, but I've been
given that option for whatever. Okay, whatever, come on, baby,
she's about to look at me crazy against I like
a bird.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't know when my bird, I'm like a bad
what about it?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't know when my bird.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Toby in heaven, He's he's in hen I'm just not
sure what's going to happen to you. But uh, for
cooking chicken in front of your bird, killing the damn thing.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
The next song Claudia in Our Bird theme kicking Karaoke,
Birds of a Feather Billie Eilish song, Oh Yeah, we've been,
you know, playing quite a bit. So what do you
think you think she will get this right or wrong?
Claudia in our bird themed KICKI karaoke. I think it's a.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Play so often, I think she's gonna get this one
rate you.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Suggests don't play the same song, so stop at Claudia. Impossible, okay,
she said, she says.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, say that's what you said the tweets.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, alright, alright, wait wait, I just want to cook
my chicken, leave my bird then, and just old you.
But you wait, oh sweetie, you didn't want to stay.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
You probably didn't want to say it.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I just want to put you in your bird cage
and watch you rock away till you wait.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
To wasn't given that opportunity, thank you. If only Phineas
were here, we could take a song out of it. Unfortunately,
tweety was robbed of seventy eight years of.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Whatever you didn't get rid. Wow, that was close.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No feather, we stick together, birds of a feather.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
They go on to heavy till you're eighty. But I
did it because I killed you, Oh my god, because of.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, finally, Claudia, the last thing you've already won the actually, no,
you didn't because you didn't get that right. So you
have to get this in this game where everybody really
kind of wins. But finally, yell a funny for this one.
In in our bird themed Kiki karaoke, Prince wind Doves cry,
Oh my god, Prince winds cry, do you think she

(06:32):
will get this right or wrong? It's a classic. It
is a classic.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Well it is a classic, but so was the Pertato song.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
So I'm gonna say no, this may not go well,
he's gonna say no, and I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Shout out.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
A boat behead. You don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You yes, just like to play a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
It was definitely can I'll give you a little more
tweety and Prince.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Strike cher Okay, I'll give you the hoky.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Maybe I'm just like my mother. She's never said it
is fine. So maybe I'm just like my sister because
she gon ride down with me. And maybe I'm just
like Jason okay, because he's vibing to the song. And

(07:39):
maybe just like maybe g cauld she.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Go ride alone. What Claudia, You're winning yet? Nice job.
You didn't even get the word dove in there.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Somewhere we didn't saying like my father said, Okay, yes
she's sad.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Fine, fine, this is what it sounds like when's does
when duves die.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, it's when they cry when I think you know
what it sounds like when it dumb guys, but nobody
else does. All right, Claudia, you win. Hang on a second.
She's like, I worked all night for this to deal
with these clowns. Stay right there, Thanks so much for listening,
for being a nurse, and everything is what it sounds

(08:42):
like when a dove. Oh my god. All right, yeah,
your your report has been preempted because we are we
gotta go, because because because a lot of people need
to need brief counseling.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Let me see here, what is our fun fact today?
What I wanted to do. Well, we talked about the
We talked about beavers once, didn't we Yes, well, we
talked about it yesterday off the air. Actually this fact
isn't going to be the fact. But it turns out
that the the beaver butts, they secrete something that has

(09:23):
been used as a vanilla flavor substitute for certain foods
and luxury cosmetics. What I don't want to know why
we know that It concerns me tremendously that we know
what beaver butts taste, like, oh god, you understand it.
That meant that somebody one day was like, hey, right,
see that beaver over there, bring it over here. You

(09:44):
know what, I think that looks kind of interesting. That's act.
I wonder what that tastes like. No, no, absolutely not so.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
In fact, Michigan O. Our fun fact is about Michigan.
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