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All thanks to Live Nation. Kik is getting ready for
a wedding. I'm not sure if you heard about this,
but Keiky's gotten engaged. There hasn't been a lot of
talker content about it, but this weekend we uh so
we've we've we've picked a venue, yes, we have a date, yes,
and so we're planning, you know, vendors and all these
sorts of things. And then this weekend we're doing engage
(00:43):
weep because I'll be there, well because I'm the photographer,
because we're saving money. I'm coming out there with my
iPhone and my disposable little camera and you know the
you know the camera I'm talking about, the little Kodak.
You goes okay, the yellow send it in and by
the time you we'll get those pictures back. Yes, but
we're already having some issues with the engagement photos.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not really issues, but like I have to prepare Timothy
for this moment because.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I love my man.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sounds like an issue. Yeah, he's not.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He's not really the photos shoot type. And you know me,
I love a camera, so I'm ready and I'm like,
all right, let's practice our poses.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Sometimes I don't think you're filming the right stuff, Like
now that's the content that I'd like to see in
the living room.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Get the ring.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm like, what's your hair right here? And like you
love me?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Like so you're gonna be the one where he like
gets on a knee and recreate and pretends, you know,
like that sort of thing. Like he's like, yeah, right,
we're not doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, we're not doing that because it's hard enough just
to get him to act right. And I don't know
if other women have this issue with their man, Like
my man is fine, and the moment we get a
camera in front of us, he just starts acting weird,
like make it figure out, like little kids, make that
weird smile, Like why are you smiling like that? Like
smile regular, like be regular. I don't know, it's just
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gonna be a real experiment. And I don't know if
these pictures will ever see the day light of day,
but I need him to act right in these photos.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Like get on your GQ, stop playing and.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are you telling him what he needs to wear? Absolutely?
What what is the attire? Are we doing wardrobe changes?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Is it one outfit? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, no, no, there's like four different looks and Ryan has
helped me style Timothy, I've styled myself. So there's like
an evening gown look, there is a formal wear look,
there is a casual look, and then there's just like
a bridal look where we'll both be in like white.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Wait, what's the difference between evening and formal?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, so is that like cocktail and the formal? Is
that like business casual and formal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Business?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Can you guys on blazers?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Like it's like one of the author right, black tie
cocktailer black tie?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's black tie casual cocktail out Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And then wait, what was the third look? There's formal
evening idol and don't we just need one picture though?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, frid no.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But the end results of this is one photograph business.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, because we have to have a set of photos
for the invitations that you guys will get the digital.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know what you look like, but you need to see.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Me and I might send you a magnet for your refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I need you. So I don't even get I don't
even get like an actual you're not having like a
little person read it all out in calligraphy and whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So for certain people, they will get a physical.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Certain people get a physical invitation. I've never heard of
this before.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The baby boomers, you want to be on that list.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
So the old people get a physical invitation.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But then that's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Now is that because they don't know how to use
the interwebs or what? Okay exactly they want?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, they want one. They want to put it on
the fire right.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, So certain people I've never heard of this before.
Certain people are getting an invitation. The rest of us
are getting like a like an evite.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, it'll jump out at you like you're gonna open
your phone one day and it's you're gonna be like, whoa,
It's gonna be me, big tim looks everybody here whoa
and so?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, you won't get a digital so we need a
picture for that. Yes, we need a picture for the announcements. Yes,
what else do we need pictures for?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
We have a shower.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I need photos of myself for the Bridle shower and
then we're gonna have.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The Where do those go at the Bridle shower?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know there's like a bunch of photos of you
at the Bridle right now.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You're gonna get an invite to the Bridle shower. That
needs to be a photo.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But you're putting pictures of yourself up at the Bridle shower?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Is getting married?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Are they gonna be like Easel?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You've blown up photos? No, I'm just trying to picture.
I've been in many a title shower. I've never seen
like you're kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm gonna walk through a gallery of pictures that you Well,
first of all, I won't be invited, but I mean
I will. I thought it was for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
If you're gonna bring a gift, you are, Arica, where's
your j Do I have to pay admission to walk
to the Kiki gallery?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So you're actually gonna have really like for real around
your bridle shower? Are going to be photographs of yourself? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Am I not supposed to do that? Somebody tell me
if I'm not supposed to know?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I love this, get your photos.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't think you have to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So much, but I love it. Usually it's the couple
you know together.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, I'm thinking more like my solo vibe, my bridle
vibe for the shower, and then we have to have
the engagement part. Oh my god, So we need to
set a photos for the party.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
This is such a racket. Can I just write you
a check for five hundred bucks and be done with it?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Like, yes, it doesn't matter. I take ZAO cash out.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Can the friendship sponsor aspects of this? Like for for
a price? Can my picture be next to yours? Listen
on the iHeart radio app with a QR code? Like
how much does that cost?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I think you need a hologram of your song, like
like standing posing you know at the bridles?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, why do we need a pictures? I mean, look,
I'm just asking you. This is this is an objective question.
Why do we need pictures of you? Why not at
the party that you're attending? That's about you? That you're
the center of anyway, like you're there. This isn't your funeral,
Like maybe at a funeral. A couple of pictures of like, oh,
look there's Fred and a dog. And oh look there's
Fred in front of a microphone because he was on
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the radio. I don't know if he knew this. Oh,
and then here's Fred by himself because that's how he
spent most of his time. And here's Fred with a
lego because that's what he does in the weekends. But
you're you're present for this. I can look at you,
I can speak to you, but.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You got to see me in my bridal era.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You need to see me. You've never because let me
tell you some pretty these pictures. You've never seen me
like this before, but.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm seeing you right now.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Never see me like this.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
J is there like a sexy one? Well, what you
want to do? That's where we draw the line. John, Okay,
so a boudoir suit. If I want an apple in
her mouth and like, you know, like what kind of
you know what I'm calling? You know what I'm talking about.
(07:06):
She's got a strawberry or something hanging out whatever, feeding
her grape, whatever fruit is available to shoot, Okay, I
don't know. The apps could be sucky.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like, okay, you're taking.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
A bite out of an apple. Turns me on, I'll say,
because you always every morning you're doing it. I'm like,
I'm like, oh boy, here's kicking with that apple again.
Set that thing down. Okay, wow, wow, this is interesting.
So okay, that's something I've never heard before. But you know.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So it's a lot that goes into it. Man, it's hair,
it's makeup, it's brawl.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You need to do a two day blockout of a
hotel for this photo ship.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Take me he found the location. No wonder this we Chicago,
love y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No wonder this wedding is gonna be so expensive's we're
gonna have pictures of Kiki everywhere. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh yeah you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh man, he's gonna be so tad to me. I
mean there's gonna be bibbleheads and then to cut art
gallery of you. Yeah me, big tim and looks are you?
So you're bringing lucks for the photos?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
We're still debating.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He needs to act right too, because I already have
to deal with his dad.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I don't have time for the dog to I told you.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I will walk down and hold lucks if you need
me to. I've done it before for other You up
on that.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're going to be in the wedding now, you just
should walk down.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Walk down from my apartment and hold lucks.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
For the photo.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We're talking about a wedding. So I hear walked down.
I'm like, okay, what's in the wedding now? Okay, wow,
I thought that was the flower girl, so I guess
it's only fitting. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
No, I'm just offering to help her with lucks for
the photos. Done it before.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I can't be chasing looks. Yeah, and I'm in an
evening gown in my cocktail what I say cocktail casual evening.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, we for one apple, That's what I'm saying. We
needed that for something else.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Lucks okay, right for me because it's gonna be a
wild weekend