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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kiki, I I hate to start the show with something
that's going to blow your mind. Don't even start like
I just to start to show with something this monumental.
I don't know if it's maybe I should wait till
next hour or hour three or four, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We do a lot of hours.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
But on the Tangent yesterday, it was revealed that that
Lucks your dog received his first ever pop cup. Because,
as you know, we have this shared document and everybody
on the show, right, you know, things in the documentary
that they might like to talk about on the show. Yes,
(00:36):
And lately, you know, I've had a thing or two
to say about a thing or two, and you know,
I look at this every day. I just said, well,
what are we gonna talk about on the show? And
I've noticed it's becoming a little bit of just a
brain purge for pretty much everybody. And uh, Kiki's topic
suggestion was I went to Starbucks and they gave lux
a pop cup, and you just like they do this, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, so, okay, I don't go to Starbucks often. I'm
a dunking girl, okay. And so I was just Dillian
dallly in on Sunday, which is my new thing to
do on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I like to Dillian engage us. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I like to ride around in my car and pretend
like I have no budget. I can go to TJ Max,
I can go to Marshall's. And so I ended up
in the Starbucks line and I ordered me a nice
little drink and then the guy goes, oh hey, he
saw lux in the car, and he goes, what do
you like a pup cup?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I was like, you know what, As a matter
of fact.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
He would, And I gave him his first pup cup
and he.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That man was ready to o d like. I had
to be like, slow down, so I got on feet.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, they all act like like like it's gonna be
taken away from them. Every dog acts like the pup cup.
I've never seen a dog look at it and be like,
you know, here's a lick and then just sort of
sit back and reflect. They all just go snout in Yes,
you know cream, that's what I think.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I think it's just cups. Okay cup. The girls.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
The girls have never been No, they don't get any
like table food or human food or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh see you're one of those.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Guess.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, look, I don't know if anyone else wants to
contribute this morning eight five five five nine one three
five two to blowing Kiki's mind. I would love it
if you would, though, but but I have one for you, okay.
Then we went on the Tangent yesterday are off air
Uncentured podcast. We talked about this on the iHeart radio app.
You could search for the Fred Show on the Tangent.
You can hear it. It was a little bit unhinged,
to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It was good. I liked it. I went back and
listen to our own Tangent. I liked it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I was cracking up last night.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was pretty good at this.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It was funny. I really was shot, like y'all blew
my mind on that episode.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, we talked about AI to pop cups today.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I but.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Eight one five text after listening to the Tangent yesterday
this Kiky no that the bank will also give you
a treat at the drive through for the dog the bank.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
If you go to the.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Bank and you get a dog, A lot of times,
if you're in the drive food a bank, a lot
of times they'll have treats for the dog.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, putting it on our next to do list.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yes, something else. I'm not sure if you knew this.
I mean, this might be overload for you. I'm not
sure if you knew. But if you go to like
an ice cream store and they have a lot of flavors,
you can ask them for a little bite of a
flavor that you might be interested in, but you don't
know what it tastes like, and they'll give you a
little bite of it, a little sample.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yogurt's the same way.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Stop playing with me. Yeah, are you serious? It's true,
I did not.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Know you go there.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You can be like, you know, I'd like to try
that one, and they'll give you a little tiny, little
bit of it sample.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You can do at the deli too.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The deli, I didn't even know people still worked at
the bank. So you know that is mind blowing in
the cell because y'all also know that I discovered yesterday
that what's about to happen, and that's Ai.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh yeah, she discovered.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
By the way, if you go to the deeli and
they don't hand you a slice, if you order like meat,
you know, and they may slice it right there, like
sandwich meat. If they don't hand you the first slice
to eat. Then I'm not about that deli, Like I'm
never going back. Yeah, Like if you're in the yeah,
get that out, doesn't everybody? Yeah, Jewel does. Every single person.
(04:06):
If you're from the Midwest, you go to the Jewels,
the first slice stal handed to you.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Most Jewel, Yeah, they understand right now you want them.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
To like slice it a certain way because like I
always say, like, oh, you know, I want like super
thin the.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sef to your legs so you can eat it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
They don't want to hand me that Where I get
my meat.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Try your hand a polish deli.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I'llill take you guys there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, not only will they feed you slices, but they're
gonna give samples of everything, like the little dumplings anything,
like where are you stuffed?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, I'm so responsible for me.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wow. A lot of car washes offer treats for your
dog at the beginning of the wash.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do what, Yeah, car washes have it too. We'll wash
your dog go and give you a treat.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You just put them on the front of your car.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You know, when I go to the car wash, I
don't want to talk to them. No me, neither. I
try my best to.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Get car wash because they come over there and they
want to up charge you and seal you a special
water for underneath your car.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I don't need any of that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You never get that you're supposed to get to underwater
special water.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm here under car special water. The five dollar I
want the five dollar car. I don't want to talk
to you. I don't want to roll my window down.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Move.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
The price one up too. I told Kale the other
day it was like three dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now it's like like six or five or something. I
don't even know.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, why are they over there telling me how to
do the touchscreen?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I don't need that?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And then they asked for a tip.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm doing it, and I'm like, I'm good. I'm good,
and they're telling.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You, oh, click here, click there.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I know how to use a touch screen.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's why you have to get the monthly, because then
you just pull up, it reads your license plate and
you just keep rolling.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okaki, we'll get to that. Yeah please. Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
The big shop at Jewel always has cookies for the customers.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, little tray the ice cream truck will have a
treat for your dog. They will do a pup cup
at dunk and somebody said, really, if you asked for it,
I guess, okay, I wonder if Boss Bay downstairs will
do it for you.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
She don't want to do what what she's paid to do,
so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I just I just wouldn't arrive when the store open,
because I might come about forty five minutes later.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
If we has banker hours. Yeah, girl boss, she shows
up when she wants to.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
My Walgreens pharmacy has dog treats as well. Costco will
give you a bone of the gas line. I found
out that this is random. I found out that fishes
is a real word. Fishes can be even talking about
multiple schools of different types of fish.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Thank you, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, now why I also saw this on the sheet
just while we're here, Well, what car wash scheme have
you involved yourself in?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Let me read it to.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You exactly, okay, just so we can be clear again,
this is our shared document. Maybe we should make this
public I don't know, so that everybody can see it. Kiki,
I signed up for the unlimited car wash scam. Are
you a part of this club? Please explain? I have to,
and then we'll move on please.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
He is a scam because so I went to go
get the five dollar car wash, which turned into an
eight dollar car wash now. And when I pull up,
the guy is like, oh, you're in the wrong lane.
This is for the lane. The folks who have the monthly, yeah,
are premire customers. So then I'm like, well, me and
lux our premier customers. So he's like, oh, well, you
don't have the monthly and I was like, well, what's
the monthly.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
He's like, humm, thirty bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh, I said thirty you get a pup cup. With that,
I get a free air freshener or something.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
And he's like, well yeah this time. And so I'm like, well,
sign me up.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I'm not no brokie, and so he signed me up
for this this unlimited plan. But when you think about it,
if the car wash is eight bucks, I may get
a car wash once a month.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I don't. I'm not in my like, I don't go
to the car wash like that.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But it's a scam because now it's gonna it's gonna
charge my car every single month. Go more.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Just take the car.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
There need this, but you pressure me and make me
feel like I need this I don't need this, that's
why they're standing there.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
They're standing there.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So I go twice a week, so it like pays
for exactly a couples.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I used to have that one all the time. I
don't think it's great for your car to go, but
I still do it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I used to do it. At least they were.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He was so quick to put that little sticker in
my window and come with his little like get you
the keychain.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Or car and you told him you wanted that? Did
that broke?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
He made me feel like a loser if I didn't
have the permit, like it was strong and I had
other cars behind me, so he was like, oh you
don't have it, well we're gonna have to move you
to the next line.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh man, I signed up for the scam and now
I'm a part of it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, I think I'll pay for itself.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I don't think it's a scam.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, it's amazing how you you could. You could control
whether you're getting scanned or not by just taking the
car there.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I'm gonna take all your cards there to please