September 26, 2025 • 7 mins
Keke is MCing a wedding for someone in her family!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why are you excited to go to a wedding? What
do you say?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
First of all, I love a wedding, especially when I
don't have to work at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I can just go and enjoy free drinks, free foods.
Judge people wedding are you working at? Are you like
the DJ now or what are people at? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Like I have to MC a little bit tonight. Yes,
but I don't. I mean it's you know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You don't say no to that, not to family? Y?
How do you tell your family?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh I do it all the time, But no, I'm not.
I'm not a wedding MC. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, I don't enjoy that part. But I love a wedding.
It's so much love. Everybody's lit if you have a
good DJ. Yeah, I'm ready. And now that I'm a bride,
I have to go. It's almost like that show Four
Weddings on TC, Like I'm going to be in there, like,
oh now, what kind of lenen.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is this show?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
As a kid, yes, say yes to the dress and
four Weddings and yes, so I can't wait tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, when do you think you get wedding out?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't think it's ever going to happen because you're going.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
All these venues and now you go into weddings and
now you're a wedding DJ.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I love a wedding and a Friday wedding too. Yes,
all weekend the recover. It's not a nice thing to do.
It's not I do like that because then it doesn't
take up your weekend exactly. You like it. Friday wedding, Yeah,
I don't mind that. Oh no, we can go home,
take a little nap, nap, and then get up and
go and then you still have your Saturday. And sometimes
love that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And now that I've been looking at venues, I am
considering a Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wedding because it's cheaper. It might be busy. No, you won't.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You're doing a reading during the ceremonial.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're a wedding here.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh god, you're reading something from the Bible.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sorry, I'm not. I'm not going to be the wedding MC.
I'm not a wedding MC. If I tell Mama Fred
that I want you to be.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, no, she won't make me do that. She won't
make me do that. I'm not the people like, hey
can you DJ? We've had listeners over the years, Hey
can you can you DJ my thing? Can you m
see my thing? I'm like no, yeah, it's stressful. No,
you need a real professional for that. Like we talk,
you know, stupid things on the radio. We talk stupid
things like you want like you need like a real
(02:09):
professional person for that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's not a job to be taken lightly because one
wrong pronunciation of a name, or you forget somebody's name,
or you introduce in the wrong order, then you've ruined
this bride's entired wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's a lot of pressure, it is, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We also, we don't have to do the thing where
we we don't have to do the thing where we
introduce the bridal party like it's the starting lineup of
the bulls game, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We don't have to Yeah, we don't have to do
it now.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
You little sister of the bribe from Licking, Nebraska, Stacey,
alongside the best friend and fraternity brother of the groom
from Pretty New Stave.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They didn't come out.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
They do like, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We don't need to do it, don't We don't need
to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I agree with that part at the reception because I
feel like the bridal team has already gotten their shine
at the ceremony, like you already did your little two
step down, and.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You don't want to give them the more shine, is
what you're saying, Like like brand explain, we don't need
to do this whole intro of them.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And by the way, I know that I know the
brighton groom's name because they invited me to their wedding,
so I know who they are, and.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You know what I'm introduced either.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Why it's their wedding.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I already know whose day it is. I don't need
you to announce it again.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
They're being introduced as the newlywed like they're finally a
couple of their mayors. You don't have him at your wedding, girl,
he's gonna be judging.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
The whole time in the room. Might have been the
day minister that did it for you. I already know
the name of the people.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You don't make it to the receipt You're gone already.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I just got Friday traffic and then you gotta do
It's just a thing. I know it's cheaper, you know,
it's just like a nice Saturday, Like let me rest,
you know, let me just get ready for this and
prepare myself. Just cross out my day.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Listen, you gotta be there whether I have it on
a Friday or no, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
On like I would miss your wedding. I would never
miss your wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But now, what if I gave a very generous gift,
then can I Can we have it on a Saturday?
Or what if I give a very generous gift, can
I can I make an appearance on like Zoom?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Absolutely, you're gonna come in he eat that baked chicken
or whatever, make chicken or snaker whenever they pass around.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You're gonna have some. Okay, you're gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Please just sit me with your uncles. I know either
there's gonna be a friend show table, but I need
to be at the uncle's table.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, No, you're gonna watch for it all night. They
keep him in control.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
So to leave depends on how many shots we have I.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Will do I get a plus one. Yes, she's choosing
I am.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's not part of the deal. No, that's not part
of the deal. No, no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Didn't agree to that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The gift is going down in monetary value quickly, Kiki,
there's a sliding scale. Okay, I have an idea in
my mind of what the check is going to be
right now, and you it can go up and down.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In the next year. Right, you know what it is.
It is Calen.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
As a matter of fact, you know what you need
to do right by me here because I can see
in my head, right I can. I can visualize myself
writing the check from you.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, so I gotta be nice until there are a few.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
There are several several I shouldn't say. I don't know
what several I want to know, commit myself to. There
are zeros behind the number. Commit There are zeros behind
the number. And I'm just telling you right now that
you know if you don't do this right and you
make me do something stupid, ay, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Fad And now you get a big temple.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I've actually never met before until right now because she
hit him, until he.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Gave me a ring. That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's the first step is that we need to have,
and we need to have. You need to organize some
kind of summit where he and I meet for the
first time summit, and that needs to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That needs to happen soon. It's time. It's time.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's time that it's time that your work husband and
your actual husband meet.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm thinking about bringing him to our Tangent Live. We'll see. Really, really,
you're going to hard launch the man at a show event.
Well with you. He doesn't have to gum on stage.
You'll be in the back. But he's going to hear
the things that you say.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
He hears.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Trust me, he knows what I say. You know he's married.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Wow, look at this guy. It's almost like he's a
real person. Now all of a sudden, he puts a
ring on it. Now you can actually come in public
with you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We're making our first appearance as an engaged couple tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's that's why you're excited about this wedding, because no,
this is because every time you see new people, now
you see the same people for like, you know, it's
a fresh time.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's Oh, kicking a ring and all that that's gonna
wear off, I think so. But tonight, that's what this is. Okay,
it's your time to shine. No, no, no, no, this
is about the other.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But I just I'm excited to be in a wedding,
Like I just want to see a wedding and I
want to sit in it, and
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, my god, my girl,
Why are you excited to go to a wedding? What
do you say?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
First of all, I love a wedding, especially when I
don't have to work at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I can just go and enjoy free drinks, free foods.
Judge people wedding are you working at? Are you like
the DJ now or what are people at? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Like I have to MC a little bit tonight. Yes,
but I don't. I mean it's you know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You don't say no to that, not to family? Y?
How do you tell your family?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh I do it all the time, But no, I'm not.
I'm not a wedding MC. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, I don't enjoy that part. But I love a wedding.
It's so much love. Everybody's lit if you have a
good DJ. Yeah, I'm ready. And now that I'm a bride,
I have to go. It's almost like that show Four
Weddings on TC, Like I'm going to be in there, like,
oh now, what kind of lenen.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is this show?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
As a kid, yes, say yes to the dress and
four Weddings and yes, so I can't wait tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, when do you think you get wedding out?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't think it's ever going to happen because you're going.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
All these venues and now you go into weddings and
now you're a wedding DJ.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I love a wedding and a Friday wedding too. Yes,
all weekend the recover. It's not a nice thing to do.
It's not I do like that because then it doesn't
take up your weekend exactly. You like it. Friday wedding, Yeah,
I don't mind that. Oh no, we can go home,
take a little nap, nap, and then get up and
go and then you still have your Saturday. And sometimes
love that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And now that I've been looking at venues, I am
considering a Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wedding because it's cheaper. It might be busy. No, you won't.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You're doing a reading during the ceremonial.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're a wedding here.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh god, you're reading something from the Bible.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sorry, I'm not. I'm not going to be the wedding MC.
I'm not a wedding MC. If I tell Mama Fred
that I want you to be.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, no, she won't make me do that. She won't
make me do that. I'm not the people like, hey
can you DJ? We've had listeners over the years, Hey
can you can you DJ my thing? Can you m
see my thing? I'm like no, yeah, it's stressful. No,
you need a real professional for that. Like we talk,
you know, stupid things on the radio. We talk stupid
things like you want like you need like a real
(02:09):
professional person for that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's not a job to be taken lightly because one
wrong pronunciation of a name, or you forget somebody's name,
or you introduce in the wrong order, then you've ruined
this bride's entired wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's a lot of pressure, it is, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We also, we don't have to do the thing where
we we don't have to do the thing where we
introduce the bridal party like it's the starting lineup of
the bulls game, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We don't have to Yeah, we don't have to do
it now.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
You little sister of the bribe from Licking, Nebraska, Stacey,
alongside the best friend and fraternity brother of the groom
from Pretty New Stave.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They didn't come out.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
They do like, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We don't need to do it, don't We don't need
to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I agree with that part at the reception because I
feel like the bridal team has already gotten their shine
at the ceremony, like you already did your little two
step down, and.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You don't want to give them the more shine, is
what you're saying, Like like brand explain, we don't need
to do this whole intro of them.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And by the way, I know that I know the
brighton groom's name because they invited me to their wedding,
so I know who they are, and.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You know what I'm introduced either.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Why it's their wedding.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I already know whose day it is. I don't need
you to announce it again.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
They're being introduced as the newlywed like they're finally a
couple of their mayors. You don't have him at your wedding, girl,
he's gonna be judging.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
The whole time in the room. Might have been the
day minister that did it for you. I already know
the name of the people.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You don't make it to the receipt You're gone already.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I just got Friday traffic and then you gotta do
It's just a thing. I know it's cheaper, you know,
it's just like a nice Saturday, Like let me rest,
you know, let me just get ready for this and
prepare myself. Just cross out my day.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Listen, you gotta be there whether I have it on
a Friday or no, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
On like I would miss your wedding. I would never
miss your wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But now, what if I gave a very generous gift,
then can I Can we have it on a Saturday?
Or what if I give a very generous gift, can
I can I make an appearance on like Zoom?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Absolutely, you're gonna come in he eat that baked chicken
or whatever, make chicken or snaker whenever they pass around.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You're gonna have some. Okay, you're gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Please just sit me with your uncles. I know either
there's gonna be a friend show table, but I need
to be at the uncle's table.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, No, you're gonna watch for it all night. They
keep him in control.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
So to leave depends on how many shots we have I.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Will do I get a plus one. Yes, she's choosing
I am.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's not part of the deal. No, that's not part
of the deal. No, no, no, I.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Didn't agree to that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The gift is going down in monetary value quickly, Kiki,
there's a sliding scale. Okay, I have an idea in
my mind of what the check is going to be
right now, and you it can go up and down.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In the next year. Right, you know what it is.
It is Calen.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
As a matter of fact, you know what you need
to do right by me here because I can see
in my head, right I can. I can visualize myself
writing the check from you.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, so I gotta be nice until there are a few.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
There are several several I shouldn't say. I don't know
what several I want to know, commit myself to. There
are zeros behind the number. Commit There are zeros behind
the number. And I'm just telling you right now that
you know if you don't do this right and you
make me do something stupid, ay, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Fad And now you get a big temple.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I've actually never met before until right now because she
hit him, until he.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Gave me a ring. That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's the first step is that we need to have,
and we need to have. You need to organize some
kind of summit where he and I meet for the
first time summit, and that needs to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That needs to happen soon. It's time. It's time.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's time that it's time that your work husband and
your actual husband meet.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm thinking about bringing him to our Tangent Live. We'll see. Really, really,
you're going to hard launch the man at a show event.
Well with you. He doesn't have to gum on stage.
You'll be in the back. But he's going to hear
the things that you say.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
He hears.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Trust me, he knows what I say. You know he's married.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Wow, look at this guy. It's almost like he's a
real person. Now all of a sudden, he puts a
ring on it. Now you can actually come in public
with you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We're making our first appearance as an engaged couple tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's that's why you're excited about this wedding, because no,
this is because every time you see new people, now
you see the same people for like, you know, it's
a fresh time.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's Oh, kicking a ring and all that that's gonna
wear off, I think so. But tonight, that's what this is. Okay,
it's your time to shine. No, no, no, no, this
is about the other.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But I just I'm excited to be in a wedding,
Like I just want to see a wedding and I
want to sit in it, and
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, my god, my girl,
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