Paulina's Funny List!

Bella is made at Paulina because she didn't make her Top 5 Funny People list.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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message of data rates may apply all thanks to Live Nation. Paulina,
there's some interoffice drama I understand between you and Bella.
Do I need to have some kind of summit. Do
I need to meet with everybody and you know, sit
you all down and have a you know, sort of
a mediation session.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It might come down to that. Yeah, that's where we're at.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
So Bella, who chastise me for being in the elevator
this morning? He told me, Yeah, I was just standing
in the elevator coming up to the thirtieth floor because
it's what I gotta do. And I was just standing
there and the elevator doors open and she goes ah
and then streams and then says, go WHOA.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Meaning I can get out of the elevator.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I guess, And then she told me that was I
scared her by being inside of an elevator. That was
that I needed to be in, so I'll take the
stairs from now on. It was so jarring to me.
I was like, oh, before, before I knew it, she
was gone clean down the elevator. But she's mad at you, Yeah,

(01:30):
because she found out that she's not on your Funniest
People list. Now, this list has been going around for
a while, and I mean, you've had this list? Is
it written? List is in your phone? I mean, how
is this list sort of tabulated? It's kind of in
my heart. It's in your heart. So how would she
know she's not on it if she can't see it?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Did she ask you?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well, she was like, I'm not one of your funniest people.
I guess you remembered last time we.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Talked about this.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I don't even remember this, but apparently I told her like,
you're not. It's my kind of funny. I'm not your
dembo said, I.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Have a very would said she wasn't until I got
yelled at this morning. Now now I'm not sure. Now
my feelings are heard. While she did offer me butternut squash,
soup yesterday, which is very combat.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, it was very nice. It was very nice.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
So so she asked you about this. Now, this is
a list of people. How many are on it?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Like five people?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Five people? And it's changed over the years. Oh, it
sure has who is on it now? And is it
in order or is it just a list of people?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's it's an order. I do have like a top five.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I guess you could say it used to be ten,
but I had to cut it down or just too
many people to it's too many.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's funny. No, that's way too many.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
So so you have five funniest people who are they
would like to be the ship?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I would? No, I really would. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I can't wait to hear who your five funniest people are.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, Well, shit my coffee and listen.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, congratulations number five, Friday, your number five?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, that was I before I asked you you were
or did I just get to five?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Nobella reminded me, she goes Fred made it, but I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna be very honest
with you. That's that shocks me that I made the list. Really,
it does list? Know, it really does because I'm not
a naturally funny person. There are other people around us
who are far more naturally funny. I feel like when
people are laughing, I typically didn't mean for them to laugh.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
But see, that's my kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Like I don't like the like the wacky, like I'm
a stand up comedian, or like I have like these jokes.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I don't do that dad jokes. I don't do that
kind of life.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
And Bella unfortunately kind of falls into she's not wacky
And I told her, I told her this today, she's
not wacky, And I'm like, but I just your humor.
You say funny things, but some things I'm like, Okay,
that's not my humor.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like, that's not Paulina.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know, coded he's certainly not able to be number
five on them.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's certainly not She'll make it, though, I'm I got
faith in her shoes.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Mean someone's gonna get bumped if it's only five, and
being number five, I'm a little concerned about my status.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Get the jokes out?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now? Would that mean that, like would I get would
I get bumped? Because I'm five? If she gets moved up,
then do I get moved down? Or can somebody like
who's two, three, four? Are they vulnerable?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Everyone could be replaced?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Ok?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, all right, so who's four? I mean, like, I
can't wait? Who's Like, I'm honored and shocked that I
made it tough. I am, I really, I genuinely am.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't consider myself a funny person on purpose, but please, no,
you're great.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
So number four is there's a very cute, sassy queen
who works at the duncan by my house.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I love oh yeah, I love her.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, yes, so he is everything, and you know, he
and I have a little good of a relationship. Now
he's giving me like wicked stickers and stuff from my babies.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
So that was really cute, the sweet of him.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
But he's so funny to me, like we just we
just banter her like, b I don't want to be here.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's like so funny to me, and I'm like, since
I get it.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Like, yeah, I don't want to hear either, right, Like
I'm in line right now at four in the morning,
like I'm with you, yeah, yeah, no. I like that relatability,
you know, when the humor. I like it because like
we're in this together. Yeah, yeah, I feel about this job.
If you're listening right now in this together us, you know,
and and yeah, okay, so wow, so it's wow me
duncan queen.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
And then how about number three?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Three is weirdly strangely my husband Hobby, Now, Hobby is
not a funny man by any means.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh, it's making sense to me now because he and
I have a similar sort of I think I'm a
little more expressive than he is, but but not much.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
But he's funny because he's just he says and does
funny things. Kaylin knows, like he'll just say the funniest things.
But it's not again, he's not.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Joking joking look at me. Everybody like he like seriously
believes stuff and like does things. And I would watch
his like reality show. It's the best.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
And when we fight, like yesterday we got into a
fight because I told him, uh, I'm fun right, like
you had a lot of fun since I came into
your life, and he him and I got into a
little a little scuffle about that and like.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It was funny, I guess he said no, Well he
was just like.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Really like okay, and I'm like, yeah, it's funny. You're
having a lot of fun. Like you're having a lot
of fun right now. This is fun, right, So he's
number three numbers.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
See, I can see how that would have been a house.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Because this morning, on our little our little preparation sheet
that we have where everybody writes ideas and this is
shared document. You've maybe've heard about it before, it is
the writer's room because we don't have writers. It's either
me or that sheet that those are the writers rooms.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
They're right there.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But Paulina wrote something to the effect that it was
like there was two sentences and this is supposed to
be a topic for the show. It said my best friend,
and my best friend said to me, to know me
is to love.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Me, right, no, and then she said and I'm like, yes.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Right right, and she agreed with that.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And then she walks over to the porch, our table
out there where we have our pre show rendezvous. And
I said, Paulina, what do you want me to do
with this?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
But there it is.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I just did it. I just did it, so Pauline.
So so I can see how hobby would be like
if you if you were and I were married, and
we basically are without the sex, and you walked in
the polyamorous relationship. I'm married all the rest of you
as well. But if you don't, if you walked out
to me and said to know me is to love me,
am I right? I would be like, I'd be like,
what that says? Something you say about yourself?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Period?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's something anyway. But nonetheless, and then who are one
and two?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
This?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm on the edge of my seat. I can't believe.
I can't believe based on this list, I'm five. I'm
even more shocked. Yeah, it's I don't know that. I
don't know that I am. I think you put me
there because your friend would hurt my feelings.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, no, you're you're on my list. You're you're funny
without trying to be funny. And that's my type of people.
Although it is subject to change. I should disclaim that
right now.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh now, wait a minute, now, wait a minute. And
I don't like being five now because I'm on the edge.
I'm on the verge.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
No, five is a good spot because you only place
is up.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You know what I mean? Or off? No?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
No, no, okay, believe all right?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
All right? One and two then.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Okay, so number two this should come in No shock
is Kaylin. I think she's funny and like again, it's
not you know, waka walka look at me. It's it's
just funny. Like she'll just say something random and I'll laugh.
I've laughed really hard at you. You you do make me.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Feel like Chris Rock, Like I don't like I'll say
something and you're just like rolling around in for that.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I love you. Yeah, it's just like funny. It's like
one liners. It's like she doesn't even try, she just
and I'm like, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
My, Like my humor is for one person in the room,
like it's never for.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Like the horrors of my mom will I'll say something
under my breath and my mom will repeat it for
the who room. I'm like, it's not meant for everybody,
Like it's just a little comment just for you, babe.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, I appreciate it. It's an honor.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I'm also scared because you know, I don't want to drop.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
It feels well, it feels like it's a kind of
uneven ground. Yeah, it feels a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
The number one, I mean truly, who could it be?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Well?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Number one you guys already know is Jonathan. I mean
him best friend. Yeah, my best friend, Jonathan, I mean
him and I we just we could be on the phone,
which we are for about two hours a day, saying
nothing to each other, but then we'll still drop a
little you know, just he's dropping his little dynamite little
whatever soundbites to each other.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
And it's funny. What I would just like to tell
you to know you is to love you.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, you want to move me on the list. I mean,
I feel like, you know, I've had a tough couple
of days. I'm wondering if I got elevated at a pity.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'm sorry. No you have not no, no, no, no, You've
been on my list. Kiki and Jason.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
You guys work harder.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm not funny, but you guys, because I'm at five
and I'm teetering, I'm on the balance right there, you know.
So you guys, if you'll try a little harder, you know,
you could maybe move up. No but honorable mentions with
an asterisk.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Wow, you're funny to any.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Not funny enough apparently, but okay, top ten.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I don't believe in ten. That's too many.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Wow, Okay, Well, I thank you, thank you for to
know I will say to know you, I still love
you I feel it's exactly That's exactly how I feel.
In fact, I was thinking that, and I'm so glad
that you wrote that down on the sheet this morning,
because I wanted.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
To say and I just didn't know. I couldn't the.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Words what do you want me to do with this?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
And I said it just like that, But now you
know what, That's how I feel.