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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Movement and the Radio Fred Show. But you know it's
my birthday present.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It certainly is. That's true, So I.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Guess I'm allowed to have some input in when my
birthday present happens.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You are.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
That's why I was always deferring to you on the
But you want me to lay down the lawn and
then side text me like I.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Can't get I think it works best. I think it
works best when you when we just say here's what
we're doing. This is what we're doing, and if you
can attend, I love that. And by the way, it's
not like we're doing hey tomorrow, No, no, no, you
got basically two months to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay, you know what, no excuses I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'll be there eating my noodles.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Are we combining this with the our Christmas No secret, Sanda,
that's a whole different days.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, that'll be in February, right, February. Yeah, I don't
know that. That's a whole different conversation.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm bringing gifts next to the haibachi grill. Well he's
throwing shrimp and there's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, no, it's anyway, that's what we're doing.
We're just we're just we're saying what we're doing, and
that's what we're doing, saying what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're saying what we're doing, and that's what we're doing. Period.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Thank you, k Cameleon, do a blog and I'm waiting
by the phone, and then the Entertainer Report and then
show up as Shelley with four hundred and fifty bucks
and look at that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's how it's been decided.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Anyone driving to work right now, who's ever tried to
plan anything with co workers? It's well, well, I have
a husband, I have a wife, I have a niece,
I have a nephew, I have a kid, I have
a pet ferret.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, what's two months from now? So the pet ferret.
You can feed a pet ferret ahead of time.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
You can plan fare you with all due respect though,
with all of the respect in the world, I think
everyone here has said, something's come up out of my
booty hole, and this is like why I can't go
I got this random trip, now, I got this. I
gotta go see my dad, I gotta go see my
whatever it's happened.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh yeah, with all do well, it's okay that not
everyone has to go to everything that's what I hate. Okay, people, Hey,
let's just move forward. Don't have lots.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
People have lives above and beyond what is important to
you every single time.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But we need you. There is what I'm saying to like,
you know what I mean, turns.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Needs to be. He's the only mandatory.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I know this is crazy. I know this is a
crazy concept, but the gift was given to me.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Actually, so buddy, you definitely have you actually don't get
a voted when I'm decided. Okay, okay, do the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You got it, you got it. I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'm going to talk now speaking of scared, because I
feel that right now me too.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Actually, So I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Know why I'm like this, but I live in an
apartment and I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Ever, ever, ever, ever feel.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Scared when I'm home alone in my my little apartment. Now,
whether that be because you know, the burglar would have
to choose my exact apartment, on my exact floor, and
there's more security, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But when I am at other people, because you live
in like a condo apartment whatever, so it's like you
have hover many people on a floor. So if Scott
forbid something happened. You could probably get someone's attention, you
could raise someone.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, zero fear. Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But my family obviously lives in a house in Michigan,
and so when I'm staying there alone, I'm absolutely terrified.
And I don't know why, Like I live in an
older house, but like we live in a decent neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like, I don't know why I'm so terrified.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
So I was talking to my best friend actually when
she was in town, and we were talking about how
we both are scared.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I didn't realize she was too.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So we were talking about our methods that we do,
our crazy methods when we're home alone. And I have
gone to the lengths of grabbing like the biggest butcher
knife I can find and sleeping with it right next
to the bed, because I follow that I have it
in me that I'm going to like scare someone when
they break in.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm not, by the way, I have do not have
that in me. So she told me.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
That she was so scared staying in her house alone
that she got her Dutch oven, which you know, it's
like a thing you cook in, not a thing that
you do to your partner.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Funny, my brain didn't go there. But now it's, you know, a.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Dutch oven, like a little pot that you colick in.
You're right, she put it in her bedroom and she
used that to go to the bathroom all night because
she was so scared to leave her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She peed in her Dutch oven all night. Did she
throw it away? Well, I didn't get that far.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
If I were if I were a robber and I
went in to rob someone and they had a pot
full of pean next to their bed, I wouldn't rob
them anymore. I'd be like, whoa, you messed up? And
then I would leave, Like I would be like, I'm
so sorry I robbed an actual crazy person.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But like these things that we're doing don't make sense,
like if you literally like walk yourself through it, like
if someone's in your house, like it doesn't matter if
you're in your room or not.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Have you guys done anything when you're scared? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Did you have a peen? A Dutch oven? That's just
weird I hold all night.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Maybe it's brilliant because again, if I were to break
into the place and I saw that, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What, she's crazy, I'm bad I'm bad on this.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm out of here. I don't want anything to do
with you. Yeah, you know what would you do when
you were scared?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I did the knife thing, so like I have a
big knife in my little dresser thing next to my
night saying, yeah, I hate being home alone, like I
don't know why, but like my mind, I'm just watching
the ring camera all night, like if I'm ever home alone,
I hate it. And I thought getting a dog would
help with that, so be Tim, like he would work nights.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And so I was like, okay, if I have a dog.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Little the dog makes it worse because he has anxiety,
so he barks at random stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You're scared of people, Get me.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Out of this house, he barks. I think we're like
somebody's in the house. So I'm checking every I don't
get I don't get any rest when I'm home alone.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So I feel you on that, but I do. I
do the knife thing.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
And then some people have to close their bed room
door when they go to bed, and I don't understand
that because they're like close the like close the door,
and they don't mean Tim. He doesn't want the door
open while we're sleeping. I'm like I leaves, who's gonna
come in? Right?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
My boyfriend knows that too.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I want to open I want to be able to
see if someone's coming, right, And these sound machines like
my sister sleep with the noise machine. I'm like, no, no, no,
I need to be able to hear. But and I'll
run up the stairs like at my dad's house. You
can like put your hand through this or because I
think someone's gonna like grab my ankles.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know why. I'm like, like, I'm not a
scared person.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
The other thing with the knife is like, I mean,
I guess if that's all you got. But I love
how people they have a knife, like you're gonna get
into a hand to hand combat situation.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Right, And you guys think I'm gonna kill someone with
a butcher knife Like I so we're gonna get close
enough to someone for a crime of passion.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I would do here sleeping and he comes in like
the knife's there for him, you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Know, say like oh no.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Sometimes I'll just scream out the thought of that. Let
me get my gun, like you know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I say.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Like yeah, blown away.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Right, my boyfriend's on his way.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, I think that might be a strategy.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like I'm not I'm not in any way making fun
of anybody, but maybe if someone breaks in your house,
you should just start like screaming seances or something like
I don't know, just I don't know, just like start
acting crazy and then people will be like, oh, like
I don't know what this person is capable of, and
then they leaves.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Not a bad idea.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
All the her with a gun, her glamorom, picture of
Oprah with a gun, Picture of Beyonce with a gun.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You got Gail in the wall to the house. She
has a glamor room with these people. Picture these people
on the wall. She got Gail up there. She got
Martha Stewart wait two minutes away.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Friendship
Movement and the Radio Fred Show. But you know it's
my birthday present.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It certainly is. That's true, So I.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Guess I'm allowed to have some input in when my
birthday present happens.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You are.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
That's why I was always deferring to you on the
But you want me to lay down the lawn and
then side text me like I.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Can't get I think it works best. I think it
works best when you when we just say here's what
we're doing. This is what we're doing, and if you
can attend, I love that. And by the way, it's
not like we're doing hey tomorrow, No, no, no, you
got basically two months to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay, you know what, no excuses I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'll be there eating my noodles.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Are we combining this with the our Christmas No secret, Sanda,
that's a whole different days.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, that'll be in February, right, February. Yeah, I don't
know that. That's a whole different conversation.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm bringing gifts next to the haibachi grill. Well he's
throwing shrimp and there's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, no, it's anyway, that's what we're doing.
We're just we're just we're saying what we're doing, and
that's what we're doing, saying what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're saying what we're doing, and that's what we're doing. Period.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Thank you, k Cameleon, do a blog and I'm waiting
by the phone, and then the Entertainer Report and then
show up as Shelley with four hundred and fifty bucks
and look at that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's how it's been decided.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Anyone driving to work right now, who's ever tried to
plan anything with co workers? It's well, well, I have
a husband, I have a wife, I have a niece,
I have a nephew, I have a kid, I have
a pet ferret.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, what's two months from now? So the pet ferret.
You can feed a pet ferret ahead of time.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
You can plan fare you with all due respect though,
with all of the respect in the world, I think
everyone here has said, something's come up out of my
booty hole, and this is like why I can't go
I got this random trip, now, I got this. I
gotta go see my dad, I gotta go see my
whatever it's happened.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh yeah, with all do well, it's okay that not
everyone has to go to everything that's what I hate. Okay, people, Hey,
let's just move forward. Don't have lots.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
People have lives above and beyond what is important to
you every single time.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But we need you. There is what I'm saying to like,
you know what I mean, turns.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Needs to be. He's the only mandatory.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I know this is crazy. I know this is a
crazy concept, but the gift was given to me.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Actually, so buddy, you definitely have you actually don't get
a voted when I'm decided. Okay, okay, do the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You got it, you got it. I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'm going to talk now speaking of scared, because I
feel that right now me too.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Actually, So I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Know why I'm like this, but I live in an
apartment and I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Ever, ever, ever, ever feel.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Scared when I'm home alone in my my little apartment. Now,
whether that be because you know, the burglar would have
to choose my exact apartment, on my exact floor, and
there's more security, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But when I am at other people, because you live
in like a condo apartment whatever, so it's like you
have hover many people on a floor. So if Scott
forbid something happened. You could probably get someone's attention, you
could raise someone.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, zero fear. Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But my family obviously lives in a house in Michigan,
and so when I'm staying there alone, I'm absolutely terrified.
And I don't know why, Like I live in an
older house, but like we live in a decent neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like, I don't know why I'm so terrified.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
So I was talking to my best friend actually when
she was in town, and we were talking about how
we both are scared.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I didn't realize she was too.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So we were talking about our methods that we do,
our crazy methods when we're home alone. And I have
gone to the lengths of grabbing like the biggest butcher
knife I can find and sleeping with it right next
to the bed, because I follow that I have it
in me that I'm going to like scare someone when
they break in.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm not, by the way, I have do not have
that in me. So she told me.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
That she was so scared staying in her house alone
that she got her Dutch oven, which you know, it's
like a thing you cook in, not a thing that
you do to your partner.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Funny, my brain didn't go there. But now it's, you know, a.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Dutch oven, like a little pot that you colick in.
You're right, she put it in her bedroom and she
used that to go to the bathroom all night because
she was so scared to leave her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She peed in her Dutch oven all night. Did she
throw it away? Well, I didn't get that far.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
If I were if I were a robber and I
went in to rob someone and they had a pot
full of pean next to their bed, I wouldn't rob
them anymore. I'd be like, whoa, you messed up? And
then I would leave, Like I would be like, I'm
so sorry I robbed an actual crazy person.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But like these things that we're doing don't make sense,
like if you literally like walk yourself through it, like
if someone's in your house, like it doesn't matter if
you're in your room or not.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Have you guys done anything when you're scared? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Did you have a peen? A Dutch oven? That's just
weird I hold all night.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Maybe it's brilliant because again, if I were to break
into the place and I saw that, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What, she's crazy, I'm bad I'm bad on this.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm out of here. I don't want anything to do
with you. Yeah, you know what would you do when
you were scared?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I did the knife thing, so like I have a
big knife in my little dresser thing next to my
night saying, yeah, I hate being home alone, like I
don't know why, but like my mind, I'm just watching
the ring camera all night, like if I'm ever home alone,
I hate it. And I thought getting a dog would
help with that, so be Tim, like he would work nights.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And so I was like, okay, if I have a dog.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Little the dog makes it worse because he has anxiety,
so he barks at random stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You're scared of people, Get me.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Out of this house, he barks. I think we're like
somebody's in the house. So I'm checking every I don't
get I don't get any rest when I'm home alone.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So I feel you on that, but I do. I
do the knife thing.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
And then some people have to close their bed room
door when they go to bed, and I don't understand
that because they're like close the like close the door,
and they don't mean Tim. He doesn't want the door
open while we're sleeping. I'm like I leaves, who's gonna
come in? Right?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
My boyfriend knows that too.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I want to open I want to be able to
see if someone's coming, right, And these sound machines like
my sister sleep with the noise machine. I'm like, no, no, no,
I need to be able to hear. But and I'll
run up the stairs like at my dad's house. You
can like put your hand through this or because I
think someone's gonna like grab my ankles.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know why. I'm like, like, I'm not a
scared person.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
The other thing with the knife is like, I mean,
I guess if that's all you got. But I love
how people they have a knife, like you're gonna get
into a hand to hand combat situation.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Right, And you guys think I'm gonna kill someone with
a butcher knife Like I so we're gonna get close
enough to someone for a crime of passion.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I would do here sleeping and he comes in like
the knife's there for him, you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Know, say like oh no.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Sometimes I'll just scream out the thought of that. Let
me get my gun, like you know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I say.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Like yeah, blown away.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Right, my boyfriend's on his way.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, I think that might be a strategy.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like I'm not I'm not in any way making fun
of anybody, but maybe if someone breaks in your house,
you should just start like screaming seances or something like
I don't know, just I don't know, just like start
acting crazy and then people will be like, oh, like
I don't know what this person is capable of, and
then they leaves.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Not a bad idea.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
All the her with a gun, her glamorom, picture of
Oprah with a gun, Picture of Beyonce with a gun.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You got Gail in the wall to the house. She
has a glamor room with these people. Picture these people
on the wall. She got Gail up there. She got
Martha Stewart wait two minutes away.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
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