Radio Blogs: A Man "Breaks" Into Keke's Car!

Keke runs into some trouble when she left her car keys in her car... Find out what happened!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk better than excited about. These are the radio
blogs on The Fresh Show, like we're writing in our diaries,
except we say them a loud.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
We call them blogs kiking.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes, go dear blog.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Just a little p s A to all my friends
who live life care Leslie.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Is that the word careless? Yes, that's a freak, Thank you, Jess.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know it's multiple everything. I'm impressed. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I wake up every day just like deciding, like you're
not about to stress me out, Like nobody in life
is about to stress me out today. And sometimes I
just take that a little too far, Yeah, a little
too far. So yesterday and every day, I tend to
park my car in the garage here at work, and
I just get out, I grab my car.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You don't want to be stressed out and you park
your car in the parking garage here.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I get out.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
You know, I pick up my makeup bag, I pick
up my backpack, and I must have TikTok on on
my phone at the time, because that is joy until
I enter here.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
When I get here and I sit down at the desk.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're suggesting it's that joy to see all of us.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Next morning, you know, it's it's something she's finally fitting
in any sick of us.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't need to watch something else when I walk
in here to make it feel like I'm somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Until I get to the desk. Then I turn it off.
And so I must have that in my hand. So
when I get out, sometimes I leave the key in
the cup holder because I have my hands are full.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You leave the key to your car in the cup holder.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I will have an iced coffee in one hand,
the phone in the other hand, my key card to
get in here.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
So it's just a lot of there's a lot of
moving parts, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And so well maybe if we didn't watch TikTok, then
we'd have an extra hand.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Right right key, But then my mental health wouldn't be right,
you know, So I gotta get right with that. So anyway,
I leave the key sometimes in there. Sometimes I grab
the key out, But never do I think I must
lock my doors, right, I just I live carelessly. I
walk in the hey the car if they want to
take it.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
So yesterday I'm I'm up here doing work and I
get a call from my friend Leon Rogers, and he's like, hey,
is your car unlocked? And I'm like probably, I don't know.
So then he's like, well, Abraham said that there's an
unhoused man in your in your car right now, Yeah,
the parking there's an unhome, unhoused man in your car

(02:24):
right now, and he's he's going through your stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
And I'm like.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
So, I'm like wow, you know, I still deciding that
this is not going to stress me out. So I'm like, okay, Leon, well,
y'all get him out of there, and then as soon
as I get done, I'll come down and you know,
check it out. Leon is breathing hard, he's upset. I

(02:49):
hear Abraham in the background yelling. So they get they
get the man out of my car. And when I
finished my work, I go downstairs and I'm like, Abraham
what And he's like scolded, like he's he's like he's
a mad father, like.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
From I don't know. He's from Africa, but I don't
know where. I don't know which, which country, and I
don't want to say the wrong one. But yeah, he's
a he's a he's a he's a good man and
he's an assertive man. He has a lot of opinions. Yes,
I'm afraid to you know, there's a food court here
in the office, and sometimes I grab food. And it's

(03:25):
not the greatest of health options that we have available
to us here, but sometimes if I'm hungry enough, I'll
grab food and take it to my car. And then
it has been a while because I've lost some weight,
and he's satisfied with that. But usually usually he would
give me a speech about how I shouldn't eat that,
and I'm like, no, I'm well aware. As the as
the grease strips out of the bag, I'm like, no,

(03:46):
this doesn't look like something that I should consume, but
I'm going to And then I you know, that's not
real food. It's not really anyway. But he My favorite
part of this story, though, is that I was well
aware of.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
This, and you never said you didn't even bother couple
of me.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, first of all, I go down there and he goes,
He goes the girl, the girl you work with, the girl,
and I go, okay, well there are three and and
depending on how you look at it, four yeah, and
five at five actually girls that I work with, which
one and they all look completely different. It wants a man,
and I'm like, you, guys, couldn't be any different from

(04:17):
one another. I go, well, which one he goes to, girl,
I'm like, the white one, the Mexican one, the black one,
the other white one, the man, the man. He goes
the black one, and I go okay. He goes there's
a homeless man in her car, and I go, wait,
did you.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Get him out?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
What am I going to do?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah? Yeah, he's out. He's out.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
And then and then, just like he was with you,
he's referring to this guy like I should know who
he is. I'm not going to say his name, but
he was like, well, we'll call him Steve. He's like, see,
you know Steve. I go, I don't know Steve, the homeless.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Guy, though, you need to know everyone.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
See, he was in Keiky's car. I'm like, why she
unlocked her doors?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
He was so mad.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
He was like he's yelling at me about this.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
And I was like, is he out of the car,
And Abraham's like, yeah, I got him out of the car.
Steve's out. He won't go back in there again. I go, okay, Well,
I'll tell Kekey to, you know, lock her doors to
her car from now on. He's, oh, I'm going to
talk to her. I'm like, oh, no, I go. So
I said, so everything's fine. He goes, everything's fine, and
I was like, okay, so I was going to be
the fourth person to tell you the same thing and

(05:25):
it was over.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh I got a stern talking to from I bet
you did. He was like, this is unaccepted. We need
to lock your doors. See almost said the man, saying
Steve is out here. And I'm like, I don't know Steve,
you know, and I'm like, I'm sure with Steve opened
my car.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
He probably was like, oh this girl living like me.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
He closed the door.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
You know.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
The only think Steve took was a two dollar bill.
Everything else was still there. So he listened, why come.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
On, we live at major listening.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
She does not unlocked, leave her doors unlocked, and she
does not leave her keys in there. Because you just
said that.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Today.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Are you avaiting an insurance claim? Is that?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Actually? I don't even think about that, but that could
work out.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
So next time, Steve take the car right there.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
You don't even have to require this thing.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Steve, if I have any insurance, please total it total.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, don't don't have totally. No, don't steal.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
As happened to Kaitlin, she got well, her friend got
carjacked in her car, and then they used the car
to rob a few stores and then tear the thing up.
But it wasn't quite bad enough. So here's your car
back with some ys L bags in it. Put nothing
in them, but here you go, Maureen. Maureen has the
line of the day so far and on housemanning Kiki's car,

(06:45):
and Kiki says, let them lest them more Fred Show
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