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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They tell the punch. Yeah, they talk better than the excite.
These are the radio blogs on The Fresh Show, like
writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blogs. You ready dere blog.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I did this little TikTok challenge that I saw
where the girlies were having their significant others call either
their parents or their friends to see if they will
lie for them without any preps. So like, I just
I don't know why. I was just feeling a little mischievous,
and I said, hey, let's do this. Let's do this
TikTok challenge. So I had Big Tim called my best
(00:36):
friend and when he called her, he just goes, hey, Portia,
it's Big Tim and she's like okay. He's like, is
Keicky still there? And she's like huh wait huh And
he was like, yeah, it's Key still over there. She's
not answering her phone and she was like, oh yeah.
She's like, I don't know why she's not answering her phone.
He was like, tell her to answer the phone. She's like, okay,
(00:57):
I'll tell her. I'll tell her I haven't call you.
Then she hangs up. Two seconds later. Now him and
I are sitting in front of each other. She calls
my phone and she's like hello, and I'm like yeah,
She's like, Timothy just called me and he said that
you you are with me and I and I don't know.
And she's like, and you're not answering the phone. And
so I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay, well did you
(01:17):
tell him that I was with Like, you didn't tell
him that I'm not with you, right, She's like, oh,
of course not. And then like it's so he's in
the background, listen to the whole thing. But it was
just like, yes, friend, yes you passed the test. This
is what you have to be prepared to do. And
so from that it was it's a hilarious video. It's
on Fresh Show Radio Instagram. But my thing is we
(01:38):
called his best friend and I called I called his
best friend. I said, hey, uh, Timothy's not answering his phone.
He's with you, right, And he's like, oh no, I
haven't seen him.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No no, no, no, no no no. See. What I
would have done is been like, well, then get handing
the phone or handing the phone or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My friend was prepared. She would have been like, oh,
she's in the bathroom and I'm actually on another call,
so I'll have a call you back.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What I've seen done and I'm not sure if it's
yes or what, but I would have seen done is
people go okay, hang on and then conference and the
other person.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh no, that's that's creative.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, okay, hang on a second, and then call the
other person and be like all right, hey, yeah, yeah, hey,
I'm gonna connect. You did get on the phone, say
you're there, you know whatever, it's gonna sound like you're here.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, never break character.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Like if it's Big Tim was to be like, oh, well,
she's actually sitting right next to me, so like you
know what I mean, because I've seen those tiktoks to
you where.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Like they get caught up. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Then and I'd be like, well, then who's here on
my couch?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Who was.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right? Voice like a little that's what you.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Gotta do the way he's on my couch right now?
Now she's actually next to me, right, And I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hey, Frank, I said it al bases, That's what I
would say. I love how Big Tim uses Big Tim like, hey,
this is a big tip, Like he goes with it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I told you you guys like who She's like, yeah,
you don't call you. He's branding himself, branded himself. Have
you ever I had to actually do this though? Have
any of you been used as a an alibi?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yes, yes, I think I have, but never like that.
It's never like, hey, is so and so there with
you right now. I've never had to do that, but
I think it's been like, you know, did you guys
have a good time doing whatever? And I'm like, oh, yeah,
absolutely we did. You know? I never did that? You know, yeah,
I got so much fun that But one part, you know,
and my friend's looking at me like mm, which I
(03:27):
think is not cool. If you're not gonna tell me
if you're gonna use me as an alibi, like, please, like,
run it by me first, just so I can prepare myself.
If I'm going to be an accessory to your shenanigans,
at least give me a heads up that I can
expect it. Yes, you know, you have to lie because
then you have to lie on the spot. It's very hard,
but you've had to do it before. Okay, one hundred percent, Yeah,
as a cheating alibi.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I didn't like it. She didn't tell me ahead of time,
but apparently she was with me and I was like, yeah,
I mean she was, but I didn't like it. And
then let your one bit. But everybody has to have
that one friend who's prepared. Like Portia if you caught
her right now, was like, hey, I'm calling for a
job reference from Kiki. Oh my god. Yeah, she was
the senior vice president of the French Show and she
had a great time. She was like she will, She's
(04:08):
just prepared it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
None of that's untrue so far. You are a senior
vice president because I made all of you senior vice
presidents because that's right, that's what they do around because
that's what they do around here. They take the dude
that stocks the chips and now he's a senior vice
presdent Like what what? How?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
How?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sway? What have you ever been at? When were you
a junior vice president? When were you a vice president?
There's there's a radio show and I think it's in
New Zealand or Australia and they do this bit and
I wanted to steal it, but they just do it
so well and I don't know, I'll give him credit.
I wish I knew where their names were, but they
did that exact and it went viral. But they call
a guy and they're like, hey, I don't have enough
(04:47):
people to put down. They call random number, completely random number,
and they go, hey, I'm applying for this job, but
I didn't have enough references, so I just wrote down
your name and number. I doubt they'll call you, but
if they do, can you just something nice about me?
And the guy on the other end of the phone's like, yeah, sure, whatever,
And then like twenty minutes later, the radio show calls
and they do a full on Q and A about
(05:07):
this man that the guy near the end of the
phone has never met, and he's so clever about how
he answers the questions, and it's like it's like, oh,
you know, so tell me, tell me one of the
best features of you know, Dan or whatever. And he's like, oh,
you know, Dan is just a good guy. And it
says here that he's trilingual. What are the languages does
he speak? And the guy's like, you know, I just
speak to him in English. So it was really good though,
(05:31):
and I wanted to steal it. But I just wonder
how many people would do it, Like I wonder how
many if I called somebody random right now, and they
picked up the phone. I'm like hey, and gave the
same scenario. I wonder how many people would would just
say I'm not don't want to be involved, or they
just lie, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'd be nervous though that, like something wasn't okay with
my friend, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, like worried, like what do you mean
you haven't talked to her? Yeah, she's just quick on
her feet.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Man. Good, you know it's good, you know, and trust her.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now at all?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, I wouldn't either.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Her boyfriend was mad too.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Now we know what kind of Now we know why
you like her so much and why he doesn't have
to like more Fredshell next right here,
They tell the punch. Yeah, they talk better than the excite.
These are the radio blogs on The Fresh Show, like
writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blogs. You ready dere blog.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So I did this little TikTok challenge that I saw
where the girlies were having their significant others call either
their parents or their friends to see if they will
lie for them without any preps. So like, I just
I don't know why. I was just feeling a little mischievous,
and I said, hey, let's do this. Let's do this
TikTok challenge. So I had Big Tim called my best
(00:36):
friend and when he called her, he just goes, hey, Portia,
it's Big Tim and she's like okay. He's like, is
Keicky still there? And she's like huh wait huh And
he was like, yeah, it's Key still over there. She's
not answering her phone and she was like, oh yeah.
She's like, I don't know why she's not answering her phone.
He was like, tell her to answer the phone. She's like, okay,
(00:57):
I'll tell her. I'll tell her I haven't call you.
Then she hangs up. Two seconds later. Now him and
I are sitting in front of each other. She calls
my phone and she's like hello, and I'm like yeah,
She's like, Timothy just called me and he said that
you you are with me and I and I don't know.
And she's like, and you're not answering the phone. And
so I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay, well did you
(01:17):
tell him that I was with Like, you didn't tell
him that I'm not with you, right, She's like, oh,
of course not. And then like it's so he's in
the background, listen to the whole thing. But it was
just like, yes, friend, yes you passed the test. This
is what you have to be prepared to do. And
so from that it was it's a hilarious video. It's
on Fresh Show Radio Instagram. But my thing is we
(01:38):
called his best friend and I called I called his
best friend. I said, hey, uh, Timothy's not answering his phone.
He's with you, right, And he's like, oh no, I
haven't seen him.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No no, no, no, no no no. See. What I
would have done is been like, well, then get handing
the phone or handing the phone or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My friend was prepared. She would have been like, oh,
she's in the bathroom and I'm actually on another call,
so I'll have a call you back.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What I've seen done and I'm not sure if it's
yes or what, but I would have seen done is
people go okay, hang on and then conference and the
other person.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh no, that's that's creative.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, okay, hang on a second, and then call the
other person and be like all right, hey, yeah, yeah, hey,
I'm gonna connect. You did get on the phone, say
you're there, you know whatever, it's gonna sound like you're here.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, never break character.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Like if it's Big Tim was to be like, oh, well,
she's actually sitting right next to me, so like you
know what I mean, because I've seen those tiktoks to
you where.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Like they get caught up. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Then and I'd be like, well, then who's here on
my couch?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Who was.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right? Voice like a little that's what you.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Gotta do the way he's on my couch right now?
Now she's actually next to me, right, And I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hey, Frank, I said it al bases, That's what I
would say. I love how Big Tim uses Big Tim like, hey,
this is a big tip, Like he goes with it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I told you you guys like who She's like, yeah,
you don't call you. He's branding himself, branded himself. Have
you ever I had to actually do this though? Have
any of you been used as a an alibi?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yes, yes, I think I have, but never like that.
It's never like, hey, is so and so there with
you right now. I've never had to do that, but
I think it's been like, you know, did you guys
have a good time doing whatever? And I'm like, oh, yeah,
absolutely we did. You know? I never did that? You know, yeah,
I got so much fun that But one part, you know,
and my friend's looking at me like mm, which I
(03:27):
think is not cool. If you're not gonna tell me
if you're gonna use me as an alibi, like, please, like,
run it by me first, just so I can prepare myself.
If I'm going to be an accessory to your shenanigans,
at least give me a heads up that I can
expect it. Yes, you know, you have to lie because
then you have to lie on the spot. It's very hard,
but you've had to do it before. Okay, one hundred percent, Yeah,
as a cheating alibi.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I didn't like it. She didn't tell me ahead of time,
but apparently she was with me and I was like, yeah,
I mean she was, but I didn't like it. And
then let your one bit. But everybody has to have
that one friend who's prepared. Like Portia if you caught
her right now, was like, hey, I'm calling for a
job reference from Kiki. Oh my god. Yeah, she was
the senior vice president of the French Show and she
had a great time. She was like she will, She's
(04:08):
just prepared it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
None of that's untrue so far. You are a senior
vice president because I made all of you senior vice
presidents because that's right, that's what they do around because
that's what they do around here. They take the dude
that stocks the chips and now he's a senior vice
presdent Like what what? How?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
How?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Sway? What have you ever been at? When were you
a junior vice president? When were you a vice president?
There's there's a radio show and I think it's in
New Zealand or Australia and they do this bit and
I wanted to steal it, but they just do it
so well and I don't know, I'll give him credit.
I wish I knew where their names were, but they
did that exact and it went viral. But they call
a guy and they're like, hey, I don't have enough
(04:47):
people to put down. They call random number, completely random number,
and they go, hey, I'm applying for this job, but
I didn't have enough references, so I just wrote down
your name and number. I doubt they'll call you, but
if they do, can you just something nice about me?
And the guy on the other end of the phone's like, yeah, sure, whatever,
And then like twenty minutes later, the radio show calls
and they do a full on Q and A about
(05:07):
this man that the guy near the end of the
phone has never met, and he's so clever about how
he answers the questions, and it's like it's like, oh,
you know, so tell me, tell me one of the
best features of you know, Dan or whatever. And he's like, oh,
you know, Dan is just a good guy. And it
says here that he's trilingual. What are the languages does
he speak? And the guy's like, you know, I just
speak to him in English. So it was really good though,
(05:31):
and I wanted to steal it. But I just wonder
how many people would do it, Like I wonder how
many if I called somebody random right now, and they
picked up the phone. I'm like hey, and gave the
same scenario. I wonder how many people would would just
say I'm not don't want to be involved, or they
just lie, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'd be nervous though that, like something wasn't okay with
my friend, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, like worried, like what do you mean
you haven't talked to her? Yeah, she's just quick on
her feet.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Man. Good, you know it's good, you know, and trust her.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now at all?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, I wouldn't either.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Her boyfriend was mad too.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Now we know what kind of Now we know why
you like her so much and why he doesn't have
to like more Fredshell next right here,
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