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Speaker 1 (00:03):
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show I
like running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. Kiki, Yes you ready, Yes, I
can't wait to hear this take good.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to
agree with our good brother Rufio on this. We need
to make divorce announcements a thing. It needs to be
a thing, like the same way you invite me to
a wedding, or the same way you posted up you know,
just got engaged with your finger picture. I need something
to say this is over and just you know, let
(00:36):
us all just hit us all at once. Because I
was at dinner the other day and just chatting with
a friend, just you know, talking, catching up, and the
friends start talking to me about dating other dating man
and then you know, I was like, oh, I got
this one in that one.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And you're like, oh my god, you're so openly cheating.
Yes because you're married.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm like, wait a minute, what happened to Lutha who
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And she was like, girl, we get a divorce show.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, he moved out.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm like, wait a minute, now hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I felt bad after.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Because I had to like go through this whole process
of accepting what their new relationships that and it's really
not my business, you know, Like I really should have
just said, okay, girl, cool. But when it comes at
you like that and you just the last thing you
saw was them in love, when you tell me you
get a divorce, like I have to sit with that,
(01:31):
I have to process that.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's heavy on you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's heavy on my hockey sleep. Last night, I couldn't
believe it. So I'm like, wow, Lutha is out the door,
and I just couldnot accept that. And I just just
feel like if we would beget a nice little divorce
announcement like a baby announcement in the mail, I would
have been able to process that and I would have.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Known I would agree with that. Kiki. And I also,
I think since we're you know, whiteboarding here, we're just brainstorming. Yeah.
I think now there should be some form of a
duel verification process too, because I'm no longer going to
believe one individual who tells me that they're getting divorced
or broken up. I need the other person to confirm it,
So like there needs to be like I am no
(02:11):
longer just based on you know, various issues in my past.
I'm no longer interested in one persons side of the story.
I need. I needed to be some formal process by
which each individual of the broken up party certifies the
breakup and then maybe even includes their side of the story,
like maybe like a nice reddit for breakups, because I
(02:33):
no longer believe one no I'm not I'm out of there,
I'm out of there, like oh great, only to find
out you know, no, you are absolutely not out of there,
or like going back or like and also maybe like
a nice meter like how serious we are about like
like like a like a like a heat check, like
and and both people need to be within, you know,
(02:55):
a point of each other. So like if I if
I'm going to break up with with Caitlin, and I
need to because well you have a boyfriend now, so
I need to probably break up with deal. But like
I would fill out the questionnaire and I would say,
you know, ten out of ten broken up, we are
broken up. It's fantastic, and that I cried myself to
sleep each night with the memory however, we are no
(03:15):
longer together. And then Canon would go on.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And say I am and yes, yes, we're done.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And it's a ten strength wise of how broken up
we are. However, I'll never I'll never be pleased like
I was that way ever again in my life. And
I've never seen body parts as pristine as the ones
I saw when I was with Fred. But ten out
of ten I am broken up with him and then
and that way an outside party it's been. It's been
(03:41):
certified now but like Ernst and Young or something, and
that way an outside party can both people have commented,
this is a certified breakup.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, and can you prove too that you've moved out?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Also, I need photographs. I'll need photographs of the new dwelling. Yeah,
I will, I will, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Mean really like you guys know, if your relationship is online,
I always say this, then the breakup needs to be
online too. If you've included me in every step of
your relationship, you're one month anniversary, celebration whatever. I need
to know exactly what happened when you broke up because
you decided that you decided to make your relationship my business,
and now I need to know all the details of
your breakup.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I think it's the right thing to do that. If
you've had a very public sort of build up, and
then I think that the ice it needs to be
public too, because people don't want to feel stupid, like
in this case, for you, like how's Luther? Yeah, Luther
is no longer in the picture, and you're like, when
did that happen? And you know, yes, you.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Know, I was shook, and I feel bad because you
literally have to go through a process of accepting that
this person is they're no longer together, like get that
through your hair, ki key, except the fact that it's over,
and it's like, why am I this invested?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
To make matters worse? Have you ever caught up with
somebody from that you hadn't seen in a while, and
maybe you did, maybe maybe you were told that, like
there was a divorce or a breakup, maybe you were
told at some point that like mom passed away or something,
But yet out of your mouth comes how's Luther? Even
though you were told you just don't have a lot
of exposure to the person, or you're like how's your mom?
(05:13):
And as it comes out, you're like, ah, you know,
and see you're like, oh, yeah, you did tell me that, sorry,
or the one where it's like you didn't see it
on Facebook, like you're now. I'm in charge now of
like studying, keeping up. I got to do my homework.
But I will say, if someone has a Facebook and
I haven't seen them in a while, I will go
peruse their Facebook a little bit before I go visit them.
(05:35):
Oh yeah, so I got a look, you know. I
just so I just feel like I'm a little bit updated,
you know, because I don't want to feel dumb if,
like you, there's some major life of it, like a
divorce that I somehow missed because we don't have a
lot of exposure with one another. But I think we're
onto something with this certified, certified breakup. I need to
hear from both sides, you know, because what if what
if one person receives the certification breakup you know questionnaire
(05:58):
and they're like, I didn't know we were breaking up.
We're wreaking up, you know, And then then then a
am I right, I don't know what this is, you know,
zero heat check for me. And then as the bystander,
I can go look and say, okay, well, someone here
is going to cause some problems because they're not ready
to be to be done yet, you know, and I
don't well I don't want the smoke, and so then
I won't do it. You know, I think we're onto something.
(06:20):
I think so too. Yeah. No, this is this is
what great ideas when they come to die. They're born,
then they die. I can't bla more pread show Next
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show I
like running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. Kiki, Yes you ready, Yes, I
can't wait to hear this take good.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to
agree with our good brother Rufio on this. We need
to make divorce announcements a thing. It needs to be
a thing, like the same way you invite me to
a wedding, or the same way you posted up you know,
just got engaged with your finger picture. I need something
to say this is over and just you know, let
(00:36):
us all just hit us all at once. Because I
was at dinner the other day and just chatting with
a friend, just you know, talking, catching up, and the
friends start talking to me about dating other dating man
and then you know, I was like, oh, I got
this one in that one.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And you're like, oh my god, you're so openly cheating.
Yes because you're married.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm like, wait a minute, what happened to Lutha who
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And she was like, girl, we get a divorce show.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, he moved out.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm like, wait a minute, now hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I felt bad after.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Because I had to like go through this whole process
of accepting what their new relationships that and it's really
not my business, you know, Like I really should have
just said, okay, girl, cool. But when it comes at
you like that and you just the last thing you
saw was them in love, when you tell me you
get a divorce, like I have to sit with that,
(01:31):
I have to process that.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's heavy on you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's heavy on my hockey sleep. Last night, I couldn't
believe it. So I'm like, wow, Lutha is out the door,
and I just couldnot accept that. And I just just
feel like if we would beget a nice little divorce
announcement like a baby announcement in the mail, I would
have been able to process that and I would have.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Known I would agree with that. Kiki. And I also,
I think since we're you know, whiteboarding here, we're just brainstorming. Yeah.
I think now there should be some form of a
duel verification process too, because I'm no longer going to
believe one individual who tells me that they're getting divorced
or broken up. I need the other person to confirm it,
So like there needs to be like I am no
(02:11):
longer just based on you know, various issues in my past.
I'm no longer interested in one persons side of the story.
I need. I needed to be some formal process by
which each individual of the broken up party certifies the
breakup and then maybe even includes their side of the story,
like maybe like a nice reddit for breakups, because I
(02:33):
no longer believe one no I'm not I'm out of there,
I'm out of there, like oh great, only to find
out you know, no, you are absolutely not out of there,
or like going back or like and also maybe like
a nice meter like how serious we are about like
like like a like a like a heat check, like
and and both people need to be within, you know,
(02:55):
a point of each other. So like if I if
I'm going to break up with with Caitlin, and I
need to because well you have a boyfriend now, so
I need to probably break up with deal. But like
I would fill out the questionnaire and I would say,
you know, ten out of ten broken up, we are
broken up. It's fantastic, and that I cried myself to
sleep each night with the memory however, we are no
(03:15):
longer together. And then Canon would go on.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And say I am and yes, yes, we're done.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And it's a ten strength wise of how broken up
we are. However, I'll never I'll never be pleased like
I was that way ever again in my life. And
I've never seen body parts as pristine as the ones
I saw when I was with Fred. But ten out
of ten I am broken up with him and then
and that way an outside party it's been. It's been
(03:41):
certified now but like Ernst and Young or something, and
that way an outside party can both people have commented,
this is a certified breakup.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, and can you prove too that you've moved out?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Also, I need photographs. I'll need photographs of the new dwelling. Yeah,
I will, I will, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Mean really like you guys know, if your relationship is online,
I always say this, then the breakup needs to be
online too. If you've included me in every step of
your relationship, you're one month anniversary, celebration whatever. I need
to know exactly what happened when you broke up because
you decided that you decided to make your relationship my business,
and now I need to know all the details of
your breakup.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I think it's the right thing to do that. If
you've had a very public sort of build up, and
then I think that the ice it needs to be
public too, because people don't want to feel stupid, like
in this case, for you, like how's Luther? Yeah, Luther
is no longer in the picture, and you're like, when
did that happen? And you know, yes, you.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Know, I was shook, and I feel bad because you
literally have to go through a process of accepting that
this person is they're no longer together, like get that
through your hair, ki key, except the fact that it's over,
and it's like, why am I this invested?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
To make matters worse? Have you ever caught up with
somebody from that you hadn't seen in a while, and
maybe you did, maybe maybe you were told that, like
there was a divorce or a breakup, maybe you were
told at some point that like mom passed away or something,
But yet out of your mouth comes how's Luther? Even
though you were told you just don't have a lot
of exposure to the person, or you're like how's your mom?
(05:13):
And as it comes out, you're like, ah, you know,
and see you're like, oh, yeah, you did tell me that, sorry,
or the one where it's like you didn't see it
on Facebook, like you're now. I'm in charge now of
like studying, keeping up. I got to do my homework.
But I will say, if someone has a Facebook and
I haven't seen them in a while, I will go
peruse their Facebook a little bit before I go visit them.
(05:35):
Oh yeah, so I got a look, you know. I
just so I just feel like I'm a little bit updated,
you know, because I don't want to feel dumb if,
like you, there's some major life of it, like a
divorce that I somehow missed because we don't have a
lot of exposure with one another. But I think we're
onto something with this certified, certified breakup. I need to
hear from both sides, you know, because what if what
if one person receives the certification breakup you know questionnaire
(05:58):
and they're like, I didn't know we were breaking up.
We're wreaking up, you know, And then then then a
am I right, I don't know what this is, you know,
zero heat check for me. And then as the bystander,
I can go look and say, okay, well, someone here
is going to cause some problems because they're not ready
to be to be done yet, you know, and I
don't well I don't want the smoke, and so then
I won't do it. You know, I think we're onto something.
(06:20):
I think so too. Yeah. No, this is this is
what great ideas when they come to die. They're born,
then they die. I can't bla more pread show Next
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