February 18, 2025 • 5 mins
Keke is over having to come up with lies on why she can't hang out. Find out why!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than the excite.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
These are the radio blogs on the French hug writing
in our diaries, except we say it aloud. We call
them blogs kinky yes deer blog.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So I'm over here having a slight panic attack and
I don't know if this happens to anyone else, but like,
please stop texting me asking me if I'm free? Okay, don't.
I feel like we should as a society, as a
as a race and people, we should just not lead.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
With that, Like people that are texting you are you free?
Like can I call you right now?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's my brother, just one person. Actually, nobody cares about
your rus. But like when anyone just says are you
free today? Or are you free at whatever? Like don't
I can't answer that because I don't know how to
respond because maybe I am, but depending on what you want,
maybe I'm not. So like, tell me what you want first.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This always I need to be able to make a
decision on whether I'm free or not.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, yeah, okay, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, they just want you to say yes to whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But it's you're right because you're right. Because once I
say I'm free, well then.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
How do I get out?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Of what whatever you serve me.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Up, then I guess I can do because because now
if I tell you no, it's just simply I don't
want to do it for you, right, I have no
room for excuses. No, no, no, I'm with you. I agree. Nope,
so against the law. Honestly, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
We need to just completely stop doing this to each
other because it's very rude. It's hurtful, you know. And
now I got to figure out another way to lie
to you because I don't want to do whatever you
just asked.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Me to do.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just feel frozen. I feel like I'm stuck the
moment you say, are you free, because like maybe I am,
maybe I'm not. Are you looking at me? I have
this other thing that when people text me and I'm
about to lie, I feel like they're looking like they're
in the restaurant, they're in the room somewhere, watching me
ignore their text and watching me come up with this story.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It is bad, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That step is crazy. Okay, the first part of it
was normal, but the second part is that really yeah,
and I'm a crazy person.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I can't relate to that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't know. I just feel like I don't know
like people like, hey, are you at work? And I'm
looking around? Like what if they're behind me?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
And I, Well, that's end itself, that they're behind you
asking you where you're at?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Why am I texting you if I can see you?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
But like, conversely, can we stop the lying responses? Like
maybe like you saying no, like you being weird to
me makes me act weird when I'm going to ask
you a question if I think I'm going to get
a weirdo answer back, right, So, like maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Would you suggest are you suggesting that I tell the truth?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I would say I don't want to do that. When
you are something you you are.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The king of skill, giving advice of things you wouldn't do.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I'm not saying I would do it. I'm talking about
thinking specifically. She's calling out her brother. I could call
it thinking out. You just say I don't want to
do it, instead of us going on this like long
diet dribe of like maybe maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, I want to know what you're asking me to
do before I can tell you if I'm available.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
For that thing. Yes, you just say you don't want to.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Go because I don't know what I'm not going to yet,
But like, why don't you wait to hear the question
and just answer, say you don't want to go?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But you can't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
The people pleaser in me can never say no just
because it's my no is my no. I always have
to have a great reason telling somebody, Like.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
What you're saying is but I'm never going to believe you.
Whatever you tell me, I'm not going to think is true.
What you're saying is rude. My lie is not rude.
What you're saying to do that's rude. But when I
lie to you, that's not rude. God, that's just me
protecting my peace.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And we care about your feelings. We care about how
you feel on the other end of that no.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, you lie to me? Yeah, got it? Ok, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But also conversely, we know that you're lying, right, the
people that are lying.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We know you don't have a doctor's appointment at midnight.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We know I don't know that often I often schedule
doctors a play for midnight.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They're easily get. Yeah, it's easy to get.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Even if it sounds that crazy. I immediately don't believe you, like,
no matter what you say, So why you didn't come
up with the story because I'm already not believing that
that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Actually, no, and you do this, Jason, you come up
with skits if I do no, doesn't it hurt somebody's feelings,
Like I'm like, I'm hurting you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
No, I would rather, I would rather you say I
don't want to do.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This one time.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
A lie hurts a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
If you don't know I'm lying. See, hey, but Jason,
I'm already assuming you're lying everything you say. You assume
you but everything I assume.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
If someone says they don't want to go and they
come up with this really long story, you're lying you.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, I don't come up with the story. I just
I'm not free to begin with it. And you don't
even have to tell me anything else. There you go,
you tell me what it is. I'm not free that way,
I don't have to come up with the story. I
am not free. I cannot attend and end of story.
I don't have to tell you of your freaking business.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That would be a lie. I'm not now that would
be a lot good answer.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, you're not being free is at We're doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And that takes a lot of my concentration Okay, so
I'm not available to you at that time.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Friend show
Yeah, they talk better than the excite.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
These are the radio blogs on the French hug writing
in our diaries, except we say it aloud. We call
them blogs kinky yes deer blog.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So I'm over here having a slight panic attack and
I don't know if this happens to anyone else, but like,
please stop texting me asking me if I'm free? Okay, don't.
I feel like we should as a society, as a
as a race and people, we should just not lead.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
With that, Like people that are texting you are you free?
Like can I call you right now?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's my brother, just one person. Actually, nobody cares about
your rus. But like when anyone just says are you
free today? Or are you free at whatever? Like don't
I can't answer that because I don't know how to
respond because maybe I am, but depending on what you want,
maybe I'm not. So like, tell me what you want first.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This always I need to be able to make a
decision on whether I'm free or not.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, yeah, okay, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, they just want you to say yes to whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But it's you're right because you're right. Because once I
say I'm free, well then.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
How do I get out?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Of what whatever you serve me.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Up, then I guess I can do because because now
if I tell you no, it's just simply I don't
want to do it for you, right, I have no
room for excuses. No, no, no, I'm with you. I agree. Nope,
so against the law. Honestly, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
We need to just completely stop doing this to each
other because it's very rude. It's hurtful, you know. And
now I got to figure out another way to lie
to you because I don't want to do whatever you
just asked.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Me to do.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just feel frozen. I feel like I'm stuck the
moment you say, are you free, because like maybe I am,
maybe I'm not. Are you looking at me? I have
this other thing that when people text me and I'm
about to lie, I feel like they're looking like they're
in the restaurant, they're in the room somewhere, watching me
ignore their text and watching me come up with this story.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It is bad, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That step is crazy. Okay, the first part of it
was normal, but the second part is that really yeah,
and I'm a crazy person.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I can't relate to that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't know. I just feel like I don't know
like people like, hey, are you at work? And I'm
looking around? Like what if they're behind me?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
And I, Well, that's end itself, that they're behind you
asking you where you're at?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Why am I texting you if I can see you?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
But like, conversely, can we stop the lying responses? Like
maybe like you saying no, like you being weird to
me makes me act weird when I'm going to ask
you a question if I think I'm going to get
a weirdo answer back, right, So, like maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Would you suggest are you suggesting that I tell the truth?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I would say I don't want to do that. When
you are something you you are.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The king of skill, giving advice of things you wouldn't do.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I'm not saying I would do it. I'm talking about
thinking specifically. She's calling out her brother. I could call
it thinking out. You just say I don't want to
do it, instead of us going on this like long
diet dribe of like maybe maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, I want to know what you're asking me to
do before I can tell you if I'm available.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
For that thing. Yes, you just say you don't want to.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Go because I don't know what I'm not going to yet,
But like, why don't you wait to hear the question
and just answer, say you don't want to go?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But you can't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
The people pleaser in me can never say no just
because it's my no is my no. I always have
to have a great reason telling somebody, Like.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
What you're saying is but I'm never going to believe you.
Whatever you tell me, I'm not going to think is true.
What you're saying is rude. My lie is not rude.
What you're saying to do that's rude. But when I
lie to you, that's not rude. God, that's just me
protecting my peace.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And we care about your feelings. We care about how
you feel on the other end of that no.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, you lie to me? Yeah, got it? Ok, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But also conversely, we know that you're lying, right, the
people that are lying.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We know you don't have a doctor's appointment at midnight.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We know I don't know that often I often schedule
doctors a play for midnight.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They're easily get. Yeah, it's easy to get.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Even if it sounds that crazy. I immediately don't believe you, like,
no matter what you say, So why you didn't come
up with the story because I'm already not believing that
that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Actually, no, and you do this, Jason, you come up
with skits if I do no, doesn't it hurt somebody's feelings,
Like I'm like, I'm hurting you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
No, I would rather, I would rather you say I
don't want to do.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This one time.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
A lie hurts a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
If you don't know I'm lying. See, hey, but Jason,
I'm already assuming you're lying everything you say. You assume
you but everything I assume.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
If someone says they don't want to go and they
come up with this really long story, you're lying you.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, I don't come up with the story. I just
I'm not free to begin with it. And you don't
even have to tell me anything else. There you go,
you tell me what it is. I'm not free that way,
I don't have to come up with the story. I
am not free. I cannot attend and end of story.
I don't have to tell you of your freaking business.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That would be a lie. I'm not now that would
be a lot good answer.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, you're not being free is at We're doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And that takes a lot of my concentration Okay, so
I'm not available to you at that time.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
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