Radio Blogs: Don't FaceTime Keke!

Keke vents about her disapproval of unplanned FaceTime calls. She believes you can't FaceTime someone out of the blue... 

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Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah. I just I just feel like we just need
to all put this on the floor and just address
these people all for once. Okay, what exactly are you
trying to do when you FaceTime someone unplanned? I feel
like I feel like you are trying to catch me
with my pants down. You know, there's some type of
operation going on that you're trying to, like, after.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
After you tell me that you answered the phone once
mid thrust. Yes, you and Big Tim we're getting it on.
Apparently you get the foot you saw it was me
until you answered while he was getting at it. Now,
that's why I FaceTime you all the time. I'm hoping
I'm gonna catch a little something.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is that what you're doing? Yeah, because I the moment
you like, And I really hope that if anyone is
ever in danger that you try to reach me, don't
FaceTime me, call me or text me. Do not FaceTime
me because I'm not picking up. I refuse, and I
just feel like it's my right. And when you just
out here facetimon folks unannounced, that is I think it

(01:42):
is rude.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean you could just not answer. Rude. It's a
rude Sometimes I'm just drunk of puppies that I want
to call you that way. I'm not any it was
the ulterior motive. I already know what that's going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You're excluded from me, right so I thought it was
Friday night.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Man, I get a FaceTime for me that I know,
I don't exactly what. There's no malice. You're not calling
to break that news to me. Drunk pephes everyone knows that,
but you will remember if we're naked, So I answer
doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Like I know, when Jason calls me, I already know
what's on the other somebody's working the cashier, the registered crazy, right,
But when a random friend just face times me out
of note, like who do you think you are?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
First?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
She does to you, I would agree, girl, you cannot
sneak attack face times. She asked me, can I call
you for some advice? I'm like, oh, you know, it's serious.
She needs to talk and she just face times me
and I answer, I have no makeup on him in
the bed.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm terrified. My witching hour is two pm.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's when I start to get really scared and like
very tired. Yeah, and she just is on there like
looking at me, and she wants to talk. Do you
know how long and how hard it is to say
engaged looking at someone for that long? Yeah? FaceTime is
a lot of work, and based on the phone, I
can be doing anything right and just listening, but FaceTime,
I got to look and look engage, and you can

(03:04):
tell if I'm not paying attention. And i' mean even
I would say eighty percent of the time. Now, I'll
even text you to see if I can call you.
There are very few people. There are very few people
that I will just pick up the phone and call.
Unless it's an emergency or it's really urgent. I will
usually text someone now and say, hey, I can we talk?
Is now a good time or whatever? Before I will call.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Because you were raised right, Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I'm a fred instilled that in you. That is what
you are supposed.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I mean FaceTime wasn't invented until I was in my thirties,
but still, I mean she was still had we had
to have a refresher raising class. Yeah, where she told me.
But see now she'll sneak attack of FaceTime, no problem,
Oh mama friend, oh mama freend will sneak attack of
face time. Oh yeah. And we know what she'll do
sometimes is she'll call and I'll pick up, and you go,
oh good, and then all of a sudden you hear

(03:51):
that and it's her trying to make it into a FaceTime. Yeah.
I'm like, no, I agree to a call picking this up.
I agreed to a call, not a FaceTime. I would
have not answered if I'd known that was coming. I'm
getting heated about this now.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, it's not right. Man. Then you get on the FaceTime,
you forget you're on there. Next thing you know, walking around,
showed you my tie house, you saw me with my
hair off. It's just it's not safe.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's the thing. You have to expect that. I'm going
to have my AirPods. I'm going to set the phone down.
You're just be looking at my ceiling and I'm going
to continue walking around doing the laundry, doing the stuff
that I need to do. And we can still talk.
But you are not seeing anything. Say you're seeing the
table or the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Just call me for that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
That needs to be added to the Fred Show Constitution.
I think maybe on today's tangent, Paulina, we're going to
keep that open because today I think we're going to
talk about your boobs because you mentioned that on our sheet.
I like that you wanted to talk about your boobs,
and I think that's a better form for that. And
then I also think I think we need to have
a little vote here of the Congress. Yes, and we

(04:52):
need I think there are some things that need to
come off the constitution that are outdated and some things
that need to be added, and I think one of
the things that needs to be added without question is
no surprise facetimes. No if I make it that far,
because I'm already in trouble with our boss, Interimbella. Oh
yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Dot dot dot is well the checks I received permission
before this topic.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's my own boy,