Radio Blogs: Fred Wants to Outlaw Junk Mail

Fred is tired of receiving mail that looks to be important and then finds out its junk mail.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll make this quick but dear blog.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
And since we're talking about things we need to outlaw,
can we outlaw the mail that comes that is it
that is made to look like it's important mail? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, but it's not. Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Can we get rid of that? Because I don't open
ninety nine percent of mine. I don't even know why
I get mail anymore. I try and turn off all
the mail, you know, because I don't need bills. I
got it, trust me. They just take the money comes
right out. They never seen forget that. Yeah you know,
or my agent send me some bill.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh you owe me there?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, you also know where to get the money. And
I can't lie to him because he negotiated the money.
I can't be like, I ain't got it this month, buss,
Yeah you do, I know how much you. Maybe I
did it for you, but was it yesterday? Like four
different pieces of mail, like they make it look now
like it's government, or like it's a bill, or like

(00:57):
it might be a check if they're what the eagel
on it?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm opening it because I'm like, what's the eagle doing here? Yes,
but it's like a check like you with a check.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Or they make it look like, oh, there must be
money in here or something, and I open it. No,
it's you know, we're we've been trying to get a
hold of you, but your car's extended warranted. It's like, yep,
but I'm getting tired of it. It's an abuse. It's
an abuse. It is, and I think that, you know,
while you said this on the sheet today, while Trump's
got his old ink pan out, let's get rid of this.
Don't send me something that looks official but it's not.

(01:27):
So I open it only to find out that it
is simply an ad for insurance or something else, and
I throw it away.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't want it. I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And it just frustrates me too, because it'll say I'm
there only to be opened by and that'll say like
your government name. Oh, they'll put all kinds of stuff secret,
topsy classified. I'm like, oh my god, you sent me
the nuclear codes I've been waiting for. Wait, you know,
then you rip it open. It's like, nope, nothing required.
They'll put a date you must open by this date. Yeah, nice,
and stuff on there. It's like, but I know, obviously

(01:55):
they're doing it because they want you to open it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And see what it is. I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think it's false advertising and the should be outlawed
executive order. Yeah, so I think we need to we
need to go on a campaign against pure pressuring our
friends to drink fish bowls. So let's get that going.
And certainly don't put a paper straw in that. Oh
they'll just disintegrate or explode.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
We all know that.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
And then I think we need to get we need
a campaign to get rid of mail that looks official
but it's not official.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Agree, because I get scared. I see it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm like, oh my god, it's the maternity test. Finally
someone you know wants their money for kids college. And
then it turns out, no, it's nothing like that. They
want to come, they want to put siding on my house.
I live in a high rise building. You're wasting your money.
You can't put sighting on this thing. Or they want
to like hot tub sales. Where where am I going

(02:44):
to put that? Exactly like, did you not look and
see what this building is. We can't put a hot
tub on a balcony. I tried more fread show next