Radio Blogs: Fred's Flying Mishaps!

Fred's biggest fear is bringing something to the airport and never being able to fly again!

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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, they talk better than the excited Come tell me.
These are the radio blogs on the Fread Show. It's
like we're running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. I'm gonna do one. I don't
do blogs that often anymore, but Jim, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I just you guys have you guys have better stuff,
so pressing issues, So I let you guys do it.
The stars of the show love but Deer blog. I
have I have a new It's really not new. It's
just an anxiety that I think has been heightened lately. Jason.
You and I have been traveling a lot lately, all
over the all over the land. Yeah, the continental, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,

(01:02):
And I have a new thing. It's and maybe it's
been there for a long time. I'm just realizing it
because I've been on you know, commercial airplanes now, like
for I don't know, five times, six times in the
last ten days. Yeah. But I know what's in my bag,
my carry on bag, right, I know what's in it.
Nothing is in it that shouldn't be there. But I
have this fear now. I start to like actually sweat

(01:25):
in my under arms when I put the bag on
the conveyor in TSA and I stand there waiting for
them to like pull me aside and arrest me, Like
I'm convinced that I forgot that I had an uzi right,
Like I'm a setti, right, I forgot about my uzi
in the bag. And then they're gonna like they're gonna

(01:46):
be like sir, and then they're gonna pull me aside
and be like what is this What is this sword
doing in here? And I'll be like, I forgot. I
don't know why I was storing it there. I don't
know why I was storing my sword there, and I
forgot to take it out. They're like, you're going to
jail forever. I'll it's this new fear I have every time,
and I don't know, I don't know where I mean
because usually have fly little put pupp plane that I fly,

(02:07):
so whatever, I can bring my sword if I want to.
No one's gonna stop me. Or I check a bag
and then whatever. But really it's like did I leave
a razor in the thing? And I'm gonna be very embarrassed.
But then I start to think in my head, like
what if I did put a sword in there and
I just forgot I out of body put a sword
in my bag, and then I'm gonna get yelled at
and I'm gonna be embarrassed, and then they're gonna like

(02:29):
make so I might take away my global entry and
I can't fly anymore ever again. And I go through
this whole scenario every time, or even walking through the
metal detector, I'm like, did I forget about something? You know? Right? Real?
That is such a real thing. And for me it's
always disappointing because the only thing they ever find is
a water bottle. For some reason, I never think about

(02:50):
the water bottle that I'm taking through, but they act
to get a weapon. Yeah, I'm like, ma'am sir, like
I just forgot my water. That's it, Like I didn't
throw it away. But they get very upset about the water.
I think imagine when they find your uzzi, they're gonna
be very upset. Well, you're the one that mentioned uzzy,
So I think I think I told the story before.
But I went to Salt Lake City this year and uh,
and I was like going through a security and we

(03:10):
were there for a while, so I had a big bag.
I checked it and I got my backpack, like my
backpack is so heavy, like why is it back? And
I didn't even whatever. So I go through the security
and then of course they go and then gets pulled out,
you know. They pull the bag out like circause is
your bag? I'm like yes, two of them, two people
like can we speak to you for a minute. I'm
like okay. And the guy looks at me like because
he saw on the screen what it was, and he

(03:32):
looks at me like really, and he pulls out the
world's largest smart you know, the smart what is it?
Smart water? Like they're like eight feet tall bottles, they're
like seven feet tall these he pulls it out of
my backpack, and like it's like they weigh like five pounds.
And he looks at me like really, like you didn't
know this was in there? And I'm like, oh, dude,

(03:52):
I'm so sorry. I'm like, I honestly didn't know, but
I was like slepting my bag with the thing. I
had a gallon of water in the bag and I
forgot and then I was like, I don't know. It's unopen,
Like it's like I think I paid seventeen dollars for
this at the hotel. Do you want it? He's like,
we have to throw all this stuff away, but I mean,
this is my new fear now, it's real. I feel
I'm gonna wind up in breakers. They're gonna lock me

(04:14):
up forever, and I'll never be able to fly off
the walk everywhere.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Leave the weapons at home, man.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We'll make sure I leave the glosy at home from
now on.