Radio Blogs: Jason Takes On Tree With His Car

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blocks on the Fred Show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's like running in our diaries, except we say them
a loud We call them blogs. Jason Brown's got one go.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, thank you, dear block.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
So I may have done one of the most country
hill billy things ever, I think. So over the last
week or so, we've been having some really bad storms.
Yes this is me, Chattahoucci. So it damaged one of
our trees at the house. Like it was like leaning
who's doing like the oh you lean with it? Rock
with it on the fence. So we were like, all right,

(00:34):
we got a Mike's like, we gotta cut this tree down.
I'm like, all right, bat, let's cut the street down.
So we cut it all down.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
So the stump is laughing like a little bit of
like the whatever the whatever, yeah, middle part, and he's like, well,
he's like I don't want this stump in the ground.
So we got to pull the stump out. He's like,
back your car up. So I backed up my two
thousand and nine Honda Pilot, put a Chaine around the tree,
shane around my little hitch thing, and he's like floor it.

(01:01):
So you're at him in the front yard pedal to
the metal of my two thousand and nine a viilot
trying to rip this tree out of the grid, like cele.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The un blasting. Oh my god, Jay, did it work.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It took about forty five minutes, and I had to
like do like the rock back, go forward first.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
But finally it's ripped it right out. Now I'm flying
into the street. Oh my gosh. Yeah, the bumpercillit. Yeah,
I'd be worried about the bumper. I'd be worried about
the hitch. Yeah, I put a hitch up, be worried.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
About the Shane coming loose and like just slap me
in the face, kill me, pail me.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I can't believe no one called the cops because, like
we're doing this in the front yard, right, I'm screaming
at him because I can't see him. I don't know
where he's standing, and I'm gonna take him out with
the tree or the car or something. So I'm screaming
out the window, where are you, like whatever, I'm like,
I know I would have called the cops. So that
was happening next to my house.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Was he at least trying to like loosen the like
when you were flooring it was he there doing anything like.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Doing some back there?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know, because he'd be like, hold it, what
were you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
That happened a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Of relationships end this way with a chain and a stump.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Right right, yeah, if nothing else works, pull out the
chain of rock.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, That's what it was. Wow, bag it up. It's
almost out faster, right man?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
If I were listening to you should recorded the audio
of that our next door, you know, having a nice
lemonade on my porch.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
What are these two gentlemen doing?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's almost it's almost there, you know, me might have
to be lemonade on the porch.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What are my two gentleman neighbors doing?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, right, he's not too big. It's not gonna work.
Wrap the chain around. Why is the curve not breadshell?
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