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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, good morning everybody, Tuesday, November fifth, election day. You
(00:03):
need to know where to vote, if you can vote,
voter registration hours, all that stuff. Retshi radio dot com.
I got the link up there for you. Let's see
the Entertainer Report, blogs and more this hour. What are
you working on?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
K You guys need to be nice to Selena Gomez? Okay,
what has she done to you? I need to talk
about it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm pissed, Caylen. I have to have some bad news
for you. Please. I can't take much more.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm sorry, but I gotta tell you some I got
a call. I was a text actually from my friend Armando,
who owns Las Carola. Yeah, and included with it where
it was a picture in the text, and in the
picture it was Armando and it was Joey and I
believe it was h I believe it was Friday night
(00:49):
at the restaurant with Guy Fieri, my hall pass. He
was in the he was in the building building take
it to Flavor Town. There was a head day at
dinner together. And and you know, I got a bone
to pick with Armando about this because he texted me
and say, can you please talk about how Guy Fieri
came to my restaurant, and I said, I would love
(01:10):
to talk about how I wasn't invited when Guy Fieri
came to your restaurant, and my friend Calen wasn't invited
when Guy Fieri came to your restaurant, and everybody knows
that we're the biggest fans ever.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah we're rolling out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It started because you were like, couldn't believe that I
have such a crush on Guy Fieri.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I did meet him.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I met him at the NBA Finals one year, and
the only reason that he was even would even get
close to me he was surrounded by a large group
of men, as he should be all many, no, no, no,
the guy's a sex symbol. So I don't know what
all the men were about. But the only reason I
even got to have a conversation was because I told
him my new Armando from Los Corola. And then he
talked to me for a minute, made fun of Armando's laugh,
(01:54):
which is a bit maniacal.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It isn't this man made fun of Armando. He did
make fun of Armando, and you still don't get invite man, right,
I'm really upset about this. And I told Armanda that
I'm very upset. You know, you knew he was coming.
He was there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
He sent me a picture you show off.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Its rude and you didn't even ask Caitlin and and
or me or both of us combined to com and join.
And I guess there was tequila. You know, his tequila
was there and the whole thing and nothing. Wow, nothing rude, right,
you know what I'm saying, Kiki. However, he's going to
make it up to me. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's very rude.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I mean, that's a dream dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I know it is. Yeah, I know, I know for you,
and I just I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't do
that for you away.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's very rude. Was okay? But no better? No better
than okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
These are the radio blogs on the frend my little
lost Roila.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's really delicious, and you never know, you might see that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bront I don't want to be It doesn't matter, It
doesn't matter, you know me.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm the guy that wants to be invited to the
party and then not go.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I want to be invited to every party and then
not go, so whatever. But I would have gone to this.
I would have gone to eat dinner with Guy Fieri.
That's the story. That's a great story. I mean, I
got your family. Was it over? You would chose you
would have chosen No, I would not know that wasn't
would he is family? I mean no, no. But if
(03:28):
I had been in town, I mean I wasn't invited
either way. So that's the main problem here. Can we
just focus on the fact that I wasn't invited. It
doesn't matter that I couldn't have gone. Okay, like writing
in our diaries, except we said him aloud, we call
him blogs kyl and go.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
All right, Well, speaking of sexy time, that was a
great segue.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You've I've long heard tales of people that had to
schedule they're naughty time. You know when when a man
loves a woman time, you know what I'm talking about.
I've heard that, and I always thought it sounded absolutely insane,
like why would you schedule something that's so organic, you know,
should happen naturally. But I now may be in the
(04:09):
camp of scheduling adult activities.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay, okay, so I'm doing the calendar invites stuff. Maybe
you know I love a calendar invite.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Nothing turns me on more than an invite and an organization.
I'm dating someone that has an opposite schedule to me,
and it's very difficult. So obviously we get up very
early in the morning. For some of us, get up
at three point thirty, and you know, by one pm,
we've already worked like an eight hour day, which is
(04:39):
crazy to think about yees for dinner. It's yeah, it's
time for happy hour whatever. But my boyfriend he works
much later and AKA doesn't get home until much later.
By that time, I'm like a ghost and a shell
of myself, Like I want to be horizontal.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I want to lady there.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well, yeah, but I don't want it's that convenient because
I don't want to do much moving around.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, it doesn't get any easier than that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Perfect. I want to watch my little shows, my stories.
I want to relax, and it's like hard.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Because there's only one time period during the day where
we sometimes pass each other when it's not me exhausted.
But obviously I can't let that, you know, aspect of
our relationship slip, so I might have to start scheduling things.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
This is a real thing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
This is a very real thing, and it comes up
in almost every relationship I've been in is the schedule thing,
because most people work approximately nine to five, and I
realize that's not you know what I mean, r eight
to four, eight to six, whatever it is. People work
doing anything, and by six or seven, I'm it's bedtime.
(05:50):
I'm done. So you know, you meet a normal person
that works until six, seven o'clock and they're like, y,
let's go to dinner eight o'clock or something, go to
dinner at eight o'clock, and I'm like, we're not doing
anything at eight o'clock. We're not We're not even doing
that at eight o'clock. We do that around six thirty.
I joke all the time when I meet people, I'm like,
you can go on a full service date and be
done with me in time to go on another one, right,
(06:11):
And I guarantee it's happened, because I'm talking about like,
let's go have a happy hour at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Four is even better. Oh got a four o'clock happy
six o'clock, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Time for the you know, it's time for the naughty time.
And then I'm six fifteen, we're done. Yeah, around six
oh seven, you're free yet, right, right? And that's if
you put your clothes on. I mean that's close off
at close back on six oh seven.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And like when you don't live together, obviously it's easier
because you have like designated nights where you know that's
going to happen, right, you know, like you'll you can
prepare yourself. Okay, I'll be a little bit tired tomorrow,
or I can stay up a little bit later. But
like when you live together, you're always faced with that
damn problem.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And I don't know what do you guys do because
you wake up early, gir I make a lot of promises.
Are they empty? They are empty promises? So all dad,
you telling him what's about to go down? Yes, like maybe.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
When you get home, I am going to whoop and
then I am knocked out.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
This man comes out with pizza, he's ready.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Right right right, and I am knocked out in dreamland.
I got you tomorrow. You wait till we finished that
shows on it popping.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, and then you can like be like, okay, well
the weekends, it's on, it's on all weekend. But last
weekend we had a dog who was crapping all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm like, I don't know what I gonna do. I
gotta send a calendar invite, I.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Think, so I know you know how to do it.
So we get a calendar invite around here, bread Fred
just breathes. Calendar invite. Here, Fred needs to breathe again.
Calendar invite. So I know you know how to do it.
It's the Fred Show.
Hey, good morning everybody, Tuesday, November fifth, election day. You
(00:03):
need to know where to vote, if you can vote,
voter registration hours, all that stuff. Retshi radio dot com.
I got the link up there for you. Let's see
the Entertainer Report, blogs and more this hour. What are
you working on?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
K You guys need to be nice to Selena Gomez? Okay,
what has she done to you? I need to talk
about it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm pissed, Caylen. I have to have some bad news
for you. Please. I can't take much more.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm sorry, but I gotta tell you some I got
a call. I was a text actually from my friend Armando,
who owns Las Carola. Yeah, and included with it where
it was a picture in the text, and in the
picture it was Armando and it was Joey and I
believe it was h I believe it was Friday night
(00:49):
at the restaurant with Guy Fieri, my hall pass. He
was in the he was in the building building take
it to Flavor Town. There was a head day at
dinner together. And and you know, I got a bone
to pick with Armando about this because he texted me
and say, can you please talk about how Guy Fieri
came to my restaurant, and I said, I would love
(01:10):
to talk about how I wasn't invited when Guy Fieri
came to your restaurant, and my friend Calen wasn't invited
when Guy Fieri came to your restaurant, and everybody knows
that we're the biggest fans ever.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah we're rolling out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It started because you were like, couldn't believe that I
have such a crush on Guy Fieri.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I did meet him.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I met him at the NBA Finals one year, and
the only reason that he was even would even get
close to me he was surrounded by a large group
of men, as he should be all many, no, no, no,
the guy's a sex symbol. So I don't know what
all the men were about. But the only reason I
even got to have a conversation was because I told
him my new Armando from Los Corola. And then he
talked to me for a minute, made fun of Armando's laugh,
(01:54):
which is a bit maniacal.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It isn't this man made fun of Armando. He did
make fun of Armando, and you still don't get invite man, right,
I'm really upset about this. And I told Armanda that
I'm very upset. You know, you knew he was coming.
He was there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
He sent me a picture you show off.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Its rude and you didn't even ask Caitlin and and
or me or both of us combined to com and join.
And I guess there was tequila. You know, his tequila
was there and the whole thing and nothing. Wow, nothing rude, right,
you know what I'm saying, Kiki. However, he's going to
make it up to me. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's very rude.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I mean, that's a dream dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I know it is. Yeah, I know, I know for you,
and I just I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't do
that for you away.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's very rude. Was okay? But no better? No better
than okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
These are the radio blogs on the frend my little
lost Roila.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's really delicious, and you never know, you might see that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bront I don't want to be It doesn't matter, It
doesn't matter, you know me.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm the guy that wants to be invited to the
party and then not go.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I want to be invited to every party and then
not go, so whatever. But I would have gone to this.
I would have gone to eat dinner with Guy Fieri.
That's the story. That's a great story. I mean, I
got your family. Was it over? You would chose you
would have chosen No, I would not know that wasn't
would he is family? I mean no, no. But if
(03:28):
I had been in town, I mean I wasn't invited
either way. So that's the main problem here. Can we
just focus on the fact that I wasn't invited. It
doesn't matter that I couldn't have gone. Okay, like writing
in our diaries, except we said him aloud, we call
him blogs kyl and go.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
All right, Well, speaking of sexy time, that was a
great segue.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You've I've long heard tales of people that had to
schedule they're naughty time. You know when when a man
loves a woman time, you know what I'm talking about.
I've heard that, and I always thought it sounded absolutely insane,
like why would you schedule something that's so organic, you know,
should happen naturally. But I now may be in the
(04:09):
camp of scheduling adult activities.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay, okay, so I'm doing the calendar invites stuff. Maybe
you know I love a calendar invite.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Nothing turns me on more than an invite and an organization.
I'm dating someone that has an opposite schedule to me,
and it's very difficult. So obviously we get up very
early in the morning. For some of us, get up
at three point thirty, and you know, by one pm,
we've already worked like an eight hour day, which is
(04:39):
crazy to think about yees for dinner. It's yeah, it's
time for happy hour whatever. But my boyfriend he works
much later and AKA doesn't get home until much later.
By that time, I'm like a ghost and a shell
of myself, Like I want to be horizontal.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I want to lady there.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well, yeah, but I don't want it's that convenient because
I don't want to do much moving around.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, it doesn't get any easier than that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Perfect. I want to watch my little shows, my stories.
I want to relax, and it's like hard.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Because there's only one time period during the day where
we sometimes pass each other when it's not me exhausted.
But obviously I can't let that, you know, aspect of
our relationship slip, so I might have to start scheduling things.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
This is a real thing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
This is a very real thing, and it comes up
in almost every relationship I've been in is the schedule thing,
because most people work approximately nine to five, and I
realize that's not you know what I mean, r eight
to four, eight to six, whatever it is. People work
doing anything, and by six or seven, I'm it's bedtime.
(05:50):
I'm done. So you know, you meet a normal person
that works until six, seven o'clock and they're like, y,
let's go to dinner eight o'clock or something, go to
dinner at eight o'clock, and I'm like, we're not doing
anything at eight o'clock. We're not We're not even doing
that at eight o'clock. We do that around six thirty.
I joke all the time when I meet people, I'm like,
you can go on a full service date and be
done with me in time to go on another one, right,
(06:11):
And I guarantee it's happened, because I'm talking about like,
let's go have a happy hour at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Four is even better. Oh got a four o'clock happy
six o'clock, it's.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Time for the you know, it's time for the naughty time.
And then I'm six fifteen, we're done. Yeah, around six
oh seven, you're free yet, right, right? And that's if
you put your clothes on. I mean that's close off
at close back on six oh seven.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And like when you don't live together, obviously it's easier
because you have like designated nights where you know that's
going to happen, right, you know, like you'll you can
prepare yourself. Okay, I'll be a little bit tired tomorrow,
or I can stay up a little bit later. But
like when you live together, you're always faced with that
damn problem.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
And I don't know what do you guys do because
you wake up early, gir I make a lot of promises.
Are they empty? They are empty promises? So all dad,
you telling him what's about to go down? Yes, like maybe.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
When you get home, I am going to whoop and
then I am knocked out.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
This man comes out with pizza, he's ready.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Right right right, and I am knocked out in dreamland.
I got you tomorrow. You wait till we finished that
shows on it popping.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, and then you can like be like, okay, well
the weekends, it's on, it's on all weekend. But last
weekend we had a dog who was crapping all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm like, I don't know what I gonna do. I
gotta send a calendar invite, I.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Think, so I know you know how to do it.
So we get a calendar invite around here, bread Fred
just breathes. Calendar invite. Here, Fred needs to breathe again.
Calendar invite. So I know you know how to do it.
It's the Fred Show.
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