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Kaelin's a maid of honor in her best friend's wedding and she was unfamiliar with all of her duties. Listen now!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:40):
Cale you go, yes, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wow, we pulled a little audible there I was.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I thought I thought we talked to it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
We did, we did.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I just thought it was right playing ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
We did.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I don't pay any attention.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I know you're right. I forgot. I forgot. We don't
pay some of time, which is amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Content creators, Can we just create yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Deer blog, yes right, deer block.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
So I have talked a little bit about my first
time being a maid of honor, and the weekend is
finally upon us.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It is finally on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Now there's a few things stressing me out, some that
I did not know were my duties, okay, and then
other things just because we have a type B bride,
which I'm learning is a thing. There's a whole side
of TikTok. We have a type B bride.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So first of all, I was sent a video of
my choreography for all that needs to happen once I
walk down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Now there's all these video a video.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Someone on TikTok acted it out and then the bride sent
it to me so that I knew what I had
to do, and I thought it was easy.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
And it turns out there's a whole dance routine.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So I got to walk down the aisle with my flowers, right, okay, choreo.
Then I got to give my flowers to her sister
who's second in line, which is a whole nother story, okay,
and that to her. Then I got to make sure
the bride's dress is good, Okay, lay it out. Then
I got to take the bride's bouquet and hold the
bride's bouquet. But then I got to give the book back,
(02:03):
take my go boquet back. So it's a whole there's
a whole choreyo.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I also received a video on how to bustle her dress.
Are you familiar with bustling a dress?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We got Kevin Federline involved in this. What are we doing? Girl?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
He has a choreographer once with me where he's a dancer,
Brian Freed. Who's the guy I'm thinking of?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That was Darren's dancing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We got Darren's dancer.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
This is rather elaborate for someone who barely even knows
that their wedding is this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You're not Lori and Gibson. Hello, right?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I get a video of the dress and I
think I'm a smart girl. I can bustle whatever. I
don't need the studio. I start watching the video. We
have seven places where it needs to be bustled, and
do you know what bustling is? Dress?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, so usually wedding dresses have like.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
A long train, but you don't want to have that
the whole party, and sometimes it doesn't come off. So
seamstresses or male seems seamsters, I don't know. I'm trying
to be inclusive, right, I'm trying to be including seems.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't want to get kidsled.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay, So they will put like little buttons on all
throughout the dress so that you can pin it up
so you can still be in your dress.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't know there was a word for that.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, girl, there's seven. So there's all these buttons.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I need to know where they are and I need
to get them properly in the right places, and then
the lining has to.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Be Snaps would be better, but any STAPs a metal
I guess you can see him like I.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wanted her to wear like one of those Adidas like snappants.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That I could just get fans like the NBA player.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, girl, Okay, so that's going on. Then I text her, hey,
you know, and I shouldn't have asked, is there anything
else we need help with this? She's still finishing her
color scheme, she's still finding a hairdresser.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
She is and the wedding is Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
She is still God Okay, So then all of our friends.
You know, we're going to be in town.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
We hadn't heard anything's going to be planned for the
night before her rehearsal Thursday, so we're like, we plan
this whole get together. The bride finds out and she's like,
oh no, no, no, we're having a party at our I'm
sending invitations.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Out great Wednesday. How are you sending that Friday? For Friday?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So she's like, okay, no, no, no, I'm having a party. Okay, great,
but like, what are the details of the party. And
then of course, lastly, I'm freaking out about my speech.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
But we're really we're really in crunch time, and uh,
I'm stressed. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Should we practice this speech on the air? Should we practice?
I guess some of the jokes wouldn't land or people
wouldn't understand the contrent.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, they're a little inside.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
But yeah, I mean, I'm gonna do light joking, but
I'm very scared. I'm having some like hormone stuff going on.
I'm gonna cry the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that can be hard. I'm in the jokes.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You know my thing about jokes, right, like you know
my and you're funny, so you'll probably be okay. My
thing about jokes is like if you if you're nervous
to give a speech and most people are, and you
go up there and you tell a joke and you're like,
this is going to kill, and then I'm gonna be
This will be my momentum because I'm like this if
I go up there on that, if I if I
say something that I think is funny and everyone laughs,
(04:59):
I immediately relax and I know it's going to go
okay because I've like I got the vibe like they're
getting me.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If I go up there and say something and no
one laughs the next fifteen minutes, I'm screwed because it's
like I'm completely deflated.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So I tell people all the time, Yeah, what are
your tips?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Because you're good?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's well, my only thing about professional it's just if
you're gonna if you think you're doing something because it's funny,
then make sure it's funny and make sure that you
either plant some laughs or that you're gonna get the laughs,
because if you don't, it's very deflating. And then the
rest of the momentum from the rest of it's just
you just it's hard to get that energy because you're
(05:37):
like I really needed that one, guys.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Right, And then like my whole family's gonna be there,
So it's like a matter of like how how tipsy.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Do we get because I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Need a copy before the speech. I need one or two.
And it's gonna be a long day. The wedding set
till five thirty, but we're gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Be drinking a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
But I don't want to be like one of my
friends who is like blacked out during her speech and
her parents like disowned her for a week. Ah, I
don't know the perfect you know.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, I think you know this already, but it's also
that a roast. I think I've seen people go up
there and it's like, oh my god, this is not that.
It's not the time to say that you screwed the bride.
It's not the time, which I know you did, but it's.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Not the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's not the time a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's not the time to say you wanted to you
wish it were you. It's not the time to make
it about you. Correct and we've been together since high school.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I know all this, but I'm just I see these things.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sometimes I go and I'm just like, oh boy, like
this is not it ain't it? Keep it simple, you
know what I mean? Keep it sentimental and simple and
no one can be mad at you?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And short, did you write it line for line because
I'm going to do more bullet points so that I'm
not like reading a paper.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I did do line for line, but I didn't. I
didn't read.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It because I catcheople being like, hello, my name is.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You can't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know your name, so maybe like maybe like blurbs,
you're right, because yeah, yeah right, you don't want to
go up there, and so you're It's also good obsat
or a good point. Some context as to who you
are and why the hell you get to speak is
also important.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But I'm forbidden from saying for those of you who
don't know me, I'm the bride's best friend.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You're not allowed.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I'm not allowed to say for those of you who
don't know me, because every bride's maid speech starts like that,
you're right, they do. So I'm I'm like, what that's true?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What do I say? What up? I'm her best friend,
maid of honor?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I like that? What up?
This is the press show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's get to hotel a trip for tun to see
Jennifer Lopez her brand new Las Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez
Up All Night Live in Las Vegas March thirteenth, twenty
twenty six, at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace. Text Jalo
to three seven three three seven right now for a
chance to win two tickets to the March thirteenth show
at two Night Hotels day March twelve through the fourteenth
(00:24):
at the Blamingo Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas and Brown
Treverair Fair. A confirmation text will be sent. Standard message
and data rates may apply. All thanks to Live Nation.
Tickets are on sale now at ticketmaster dot com for
all shows running December thirtieth through January third, and March
sixth through the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Cale you go, yes, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wow, we pulled a little audible there I was.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I thought I thought we talked to it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
We did, we did.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I just thought it was right playing ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
We did.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I don't pay any attention.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I know you're right. I forgot. I forgot. We don't
pay some of time, which is amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Content creators, Can we just create yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Deer blog, yes right, deer block.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
So I have talked a little bit about my first
time being a maid of honor, and the weekend is
finally upon us.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It is finally on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Now there's a few things stressing me out, some that
I did not know were my duties, okay, and then
other things just because we have a type B bride,
which I'm learning is a thing. There's a whole side
of TikTok. We have a type B bride.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So first of all, I was sent a video of
my choreography for all that needs to happen once I
walk down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Now there's all these video a video.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Someone on TikTok acted it out and then the bride sent
it to me so that I knew what I had
to do, and I thought it was easy.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
And it turns out there's a whole dance routine.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So I got to walk down the aisle with my flowers, right, okay, choreo.
Then I got to give my flowers to her sister
who's second in line, which is a whole nother story, okay,
and that to her. Then I got to make sure
the bride's dress is good, Okay, lay it out. Then
I got to take the bride's bouquet and hold the
bride's bouquet. But then I got to give the book back,
(02:03):
take my go boquet back. So it's a whole there's
a whole choreyo.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I also received a video on how to bustle her dress.
Are you familiar with bustling a dress?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We got Kevin Federline involved in this. What are we doing? Girl?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
He has a choreographer once with me where he's a dancer,
Brian Freed. Who's the guy I'm thinking of?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That was Darren's dancing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We got Darren's dancer.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
This is rather elaborate for someone who barely even knows
that their wedding is this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You're not Lori and Gibson. Hello, right?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I get a video of the dress and I
think I'm a smart girl. I can bustle whatever. I
don't need the studio. I start watching the video. We
have seven places where it needs to be bustled, and
do you know what bustling is? Dress?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, so usually wedding dresses have like.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
A long train, but you don't want to have that
the whole party, and sometimes it doesn't come off. So
seamstresses or male seems seamsters, I don't know. I'm trying
to be inclusive, right, I'm trying to be including seems.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't want to get kidsled.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay, So they will put like little buttons on all
throughout the dress so that you can pin it up
so you can still be in your dress.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't know there was a word for that.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, girl, there's seven. So there's all these buttons.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I need to know where they are and I need
to get them properly in the right places, and then
the lining has to.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Be Snaps would be better, but any STAPs a metal
I guess you can see him like I.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wanted her to wear like one of those Adidas like snappants.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That I could just get fans like the NBA player.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, girl, Okay, so that's going on. Then I text her, hey,
you know, and I shouldn't have asked, is there anything
else we need help with this? She's still finishing her
color scheme, she's still finding a hairdresser.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
She is and the wedding is Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
She is still God Okay, So then all of our friends.
You know, we're going to be in town.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
We hadn't heard anything's going to be planned for the
night before her rehearsal Thursday, so we're like, we plan
this whole get together. The bride finds out and she's like,
oh no, no, no, we're having a party at our I'm
sending invitations.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Out great Wednesday. How are you sending that Friday? For Friday?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So she's like, okay, no, no, no, I'm having a party. Okay, great,
but like, what are the details of the party. And
then of course, lastly, I'm freaking out about my speech.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
But we're really we're really in crunch time, and uh,
I'm stressed. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Should we practice this speech on the air? Should we practice?
I guess some of the jokes wouldn't land or people
wouldn't understand the contrent.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, they're a little inside.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
But yeah, I mean, I'm gonna do light joking, but
I'm very scared. I'm having some like hormone stuff going on.
I'm gonna cry the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that can be hard. I'm in the jokes.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You know my thing about jokes, right, like you know
my and you're funny, so you'll probably be okay. My
thing about jokes is like if you if you're nervous
to give a speech and most people are, and you
go up there and you tell a joke and you're like,
this is going to kill, and then I'm gonna be
This will be my momentum because I'm like this if
I go up there on that, if I if I
say something that I think is funny and everyone laughs,
(04:59):
I immediately relax and I know it's going to go
okay because I've like I got the vibe like they're
getting me.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If I go up there and say something and no
one laughs the next fifteen minutes, I'm screwed because it's
like I'm completely deflated.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So I tell people all the time, Yeah, what are
your tips?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Because you're good?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's well, my only thing about professional it's just if
you're gonna if you think you're doing something because it's funny,
then make sure it's funny and make sure that you
either plant some laughs or that you're gonna get the laughs,
because if you don't, it's very deflating. And then the
rest of the momentum from the rest of it's just
you just it's hard to get that energy because you're
(05:37):
like I really needed that one, guys.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Right, And then like my whole family's gonna be there,
So it's like a matter of like how how tipsy.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Do we get because I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Need a copy before the speech. I need one or two.
And it's gonna be a long day. The wedding set
till five thirty, but we're gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Be drinking a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
But I don't want to be like one of my
friends who is like blacked out during her speech and
her parents like disowned her for a week. Ah, I
don't know the perfect you know.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, I think you know this already, but it's also
that a roast. I think I've seen people go up
there and it's like, oh my god, this is not that.
It's not the time to say that you screwed the bride.
It's not the time, which I know you did, but it's.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Not the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's not the time a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's not the time to say you wanted to you
wish it were you. It's not the time to make
it about you. Correct and we've been together since high school.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I know all this, but I'm just I see these things.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sometimes I go and I'm just like, oh boy, like
this is not it ain't it? Keep it simple, you
know what I mean? Keep it sentimental and simple and
no one can be mad at you?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And short, did you write it line for line because
I'm going to do more bullet points so that I'm
not like reading a paper.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I did do line for line, but I didn't. I
didn't read.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It because I catcheople being like, hello, my name is.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You can't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know your name, so maybe like maybe like blurbs,
you're right, because yeah, yeah right, you don't want to
go up there, and so you're It's also good obsat
or a good point. Some context as to who you
are and why the hell you get to speak is
also important.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But I'm forbidden from saying for those of you who
don't know me, I'm the bride's best friend.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You're not allowed.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I'm not allowed to say for those of you who
don't know me, because every bride's maid speech starts like that,
you're right, they do. So I'm I'm like, what that's true?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What do I say? What up? I'm her best friend,
maid of honor?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I like that? What up?
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