Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they excited. Tell me. These
are the radio blogs on the Fred Show, like we're
running in our diaries, except we say them a loud
We call them blogs. Kaylin is back from the the
Bachelorette Party.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The bachelorette Party of the Sentry. It finally happened. I
planned successfully my first ever bachelorette party. I'm a professional attender,
but I've never had to plan one. I am a
native honor to my best friend Laurie, and it has
been a little bit of a stressful situation, so I'm
very proud of myself. Things came together very well. We
(00:36):
went to a small town in Maine called Kenny Bunkport.
It's like an ocean town. It's about forty minutes from Portland,
which is what I would say is the biggest city nearby.
It's beautiful there. The people are like the nicest people
I've ever met, Like they really want people from out
of town to come there, which I feel like I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Not very used to.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
They have like free street parking, Their public restrooms are nice,
very nice. I don't know, it's just like a little
quaint ocean town. As for the schedule, I think I
did a good job because both the bride and I
don't love when things are like planned packed to the brim.
You know, you gotta be up at six am and
you gotta do you know, sunrise. So we did have
(01:17):
shirts matching, they were not matching. They were her theme
that she picked was like Lori's final tour farewell tour,
like a band tour. So we all got to pick
our own band tees and our own like colors. So
it wasn't as like and we didn't go outside with
them like we were not the group that was like,
you know, charging at you with the matching stuff on.
But I liked it, like we had built in time
(01:37):
to chill. People could do what they want. Some people
went on a bike ride, some people did do yoga.
I was not some of those people. But yeah, we
had some dinners. We went on a boat, which is
crazy because I don't know, like when we went out
in Portland, like the original cobblestone is there, and I'm
a history nerd like Paulina, and I just like got
drunk and I kept being like bro like Sam Adams
(02:00):
like in his little clogs, was like at this bar,
like at this bar stool, like I thought about it
all weekend, like Sam Adams, like Sam, like Paul Byan
was just like he probably broke this glass that's broken,
you know, I don't know it. Like I was in
really old stuff and it was freaking me out.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's so old.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Everything so old.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
There, k.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well, honestly I have a lot to say about that too,
but yeah, so it was fun in the last night.
This is a move. Let me tell you when you're
all hungover and tired. I actually had a chef come
to the house and make Italian food, so we too.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's called doordad. I do the exact same thing. It's crazy.
I could cook anything. It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You can order whatever you want. But that's when we
wore our shirt. So I'm I'm happy. It was like
success And uh, I wouldn't recommend it if you're not
into working very hard at something that isn't your job.
But yeah, planning at et.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Celoretta's did the one lady who would never pay you
pay she did end up paying me.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But now the fun part begins, like you have all
it's all fun and games on your trip because someone
picks up aka me, picks up every bill. So when
you when you're hung over the next day and the
Venmo request start coming, you know, that's got to be
scary for them.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But yeah, yeah, my friend was smart. On the the
bachelor party, they went to the famous one to Key West,
which is where a bunch of strade guys should go,
and I think the bride made him go there because
she thought it was less threatening than Vegas or some
other places like that was the word on the street
was that they actually she sent us to the gay
(03:33):
domestic Well, no, I think I think P Town is
that is Providence, Rhode Island, the gay It is the
gay capital of the United States, the domestic gay capital.
It's called P Town.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We almost went there. That's the only reason I know
that that was in the running.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And then Keith West would be I think a close second,
so of course that's where we would go. But this
guy was smart. He he put everyone's hotel on his
credit card, and he was like a Hilton member or whatever.
So that dude's like lifetime titanium, as you know, seven men,
grown ass adults, all with hotel rooms that were expensive
in this place. That's how you do it. And then
(04:07):
we all paid him back and he got all of
his money because well, he made sure that he did.
But that was smart though. I mean, I can't imagine
what the hotel bill was, four days, eight rooms, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And now he's got free staying like Maui or something.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All of a sudden he lives in a Hilton. Now
I'm like, what's going on? Man? Like, what about more
fresh show next