Radio Blogs: Keke Gets Shy At The Doctor

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk about it.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These are
the radio blogs on the Fresh Show. Okay tells that
we're running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We call them blogs Ki ki go.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, deer blog. So recently I went to a new doctor. Okay,
I did my my two weeks of searching online for
the right doctor who fit the.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Vibe, meaning the person whose picture you liked the best,
like who the picture?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
And then I go read their biography and like where
they go to school and whether they're interests.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's like a dating profile and saw.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Their interest I didn't know you could go that deep indoor. Yeah,
oh this guy likes sailing. Oh well, in that case
a man for me. Oh oh he's intermitting in jedile activities.
Oh I like jedital activities.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Spell means you have to be selective out here. And
so I finally found a doctor. Then you go through
the whole thing of trying to make an appointment, and
they're like, you know a lot of these places. Oh
we our next available appointment is January twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
My girl, It's like, oh, you've never been here before
with an you can't come in. Well, then why are
you even on the internet, like right right to get
off of the internet.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
So after all of that, I found this nice lady,
so sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
What were the qualities you were looking for? I really
and this is a huha doctor, right, So this is
not this is like because you guys can go to
like a you can get a yearly physical that doesn't
involve all of that, right and then, and I might
mean I might have different qualities. I'm looking for the
person who's gonna like diddle versus the.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know what I mean, Like, I don't mean you
know what.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I mean streamberry around down there.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I don't mean diddle, but you know what I'm saying,
like the person who's the internal and the external. I
might have different qualities I'm looking for honestly, by all means.
If you feel like that's going on, call the authorities
immediate today.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So I always look for somebody who's like smiling in
their photo and they just look friendly.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You know, we're not posting this video. By the way,
everybody knew what I meant. Yes, Jason stopped with that face.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh my god, but the diddler, Yes.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I found the perfect one.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Again.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I'm sorry. I found the perfect one.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Consenting, sanctioned and consenting. We're talking about a physician here. Yes,
they should be trusted.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Please, a woman of a certain name, very particular about
a woman. Okay, okay. And I'm not even in front
some of these people like, oh, graduated in twenty twelve.
I don't need your sister. You know you haven't seen enough.
You know what I'm saying, Oh, twelve years? No, no, no, no,
no no. So I found this nice litt lady. Anyway,
I get to the appointment and for some reason, I

(02:40):
get so bashful when I get there.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You know, what do you mean? For some reason, you're
gonna get.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
All right true in front of this new stranger.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And she came in and she sat down, and the
thing was, she started asking me questions. But the first
question she asked me like, what do you do for
your soul? I'm like, girl, listen, I need you to
look at my box.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't need.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, She's like, what do you do for your soul?
And how many days of work do you do you?
I mean, how many days a week do you work?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Ma'am? Let's not go there. Let's just focus on what
I need you to look at the apples and the oranges. Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
So anyway, when she starts doing that, she also actually says,
you know, are you in a relationship?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
You know me?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
So I'm like yes, but because you know what she's asking,
this is not the time to get fancy intercourse with
the same person consistently. But you're like, well, actually, ma'am.
And if you give her that answer, then she's gonna
even God something She's gonna give you test she has.
If you give her the kinky answer, She'll be like,
let me get an extra set of glove.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Right, I did, right, So I gave her.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'm trying to charm her out intense appointment because I
feel like she's trying to make me cry.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
What do I do for my soul? Like girl?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
So I'm like, girl, yeah, you know, I'm with a man,
but you know I'm taking lisaing or whatever.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
How y'all been together? I'll tell her.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
She said, do y'all live together? And I'm like, now
I'm getting shy for some reason.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm like yes.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
And then she's like, well, do you guys have you
know the do you guys wrestle?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
And I was like, in.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
My mind, I was like, should I really was contemplating,
like I want to say no.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I want to I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't know why, but anytime I get in front
of a doctor, I want to lie when they ask
me if I'm a virgin, like they know.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
If she's down there.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I know, but so it took everything in me to
be honest. And I'm like, yes, once or twice.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You should want yes.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Socially yes, grown I know who and has for seven
years six something like that, Okay A couple of times.
A couple of times she's.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Like, she's like, oh, is everything okay?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
And I'm like, well, yeah, but you know, like we
just you know, I'm busy, and she's like, all right,
you could just tell that I was lying. I'm like,
why why I do this? Like why do I do
this skit with new doctors? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's really coming No, no, no, you know more brothers I do.
But it's it's very I think it's it's it's intrusive,
it's you're you're completely exposed. Yes, But then that being said,
why not just tell him the truth?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I feel like it's like when your parents X. You
know what I'm saying, like I can next, you know, like, bro.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
What are you gonna say, Caitlin, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
I was just gonna say because there's no other setting
in life where it's like a stranger gets to ask.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You about your sex life.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
About how many people about you know, all these like
past questions that were like oh my god, right, I
just met you.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's not like you with the same man for the longest,
like it's all you out there. Yeah, I'm hooking up
with six dudes a week, we find, which.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
We find too.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
It's a little bit harder too, the same man for
seven years.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I know.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I just felt like her eyes got a little judgy,
you know, and she just she was so sweet, But
it's it's not her, it's me. And I don't know
why I had this issue with like being honest at
the doctor, like no I do to that, what's bothering you?
I'm like, oh, well nothing, I just need to, like, girl,
tell me what you're here for.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah, And you can tell that times have changed now
because you can tell that they're instructed now to cover
your mental health, which is very much a thing.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Like they asked me like are you depressed? I'm like,
depends on the day.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
They're asking me, are you anxious? I'm like yes, she said,
are you tired?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm like okay.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
At home, yeah, because it's one of the few places
that you might be able that you're alone in a
room and that you would feel safe enough to say like, hey, like, yeah,
something's bad, some mad's happened in my life.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
They do that too, when they ask, like when you're
having a baby, I don't think get that with you,
Paulina Like They'll be like, oh, the guy will leave
the room, we'll get water. And then they asked like,
is everything okay? It's just like a baby, it's good.
And for some reason, I get locked out of the room.
After the jest tells them.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
She's like, no, it's not over.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
For some reason, their authorities come every time two police
officers lock him up. And because I was just kidding,
I wanted to see him at handcuffs again. I don't
think it's an I'm the same way, yes, and it's
far less intrusive for me. But you're still you still
have to take all your clothes off. Yes, and I'm
like my underwear too. They're like, you're underwear too. I'm like,
and then I hide my underwear too, which I guess

(07:10):
women do too, And I'm like, you literally are like
you live. There's there's no part of me that you're
not seeing right now. But I hid my underwear.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh yeah, you get all cleaned up.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
We're cute underwear.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh yep, I have a dazzle it.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Write a little message in a bottle, you know, make
it look cute.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
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