Radio Blogs: Keke is Dating a Serial Killer!

Keke is upset with the way Big Tim brushes his teeth... and it makes her question his sanity!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Like writing in our diaries, except we said them aloud.
We call them blogs. Kiki, go dear blog.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
So if you're dating somebody who I'm just kidding, let's
talk about this I have I say.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I was actually.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
About to start it up again about dating people and
living on a couch, but I said not today, So
we're gonna go this round. I think I'm living with
the serial killer often, right, and I'm always trying to
figure out like is this man normal or am I crazy?
And the recent thing is brushing your teeth, so I
feel like there's only one proper way your.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh god, no, not everybody knows. That's the only way
to do it. While your first day is getting in
the car.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
No, no, no, not that non please, but no.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You have to wet your toothbrush first, yes, apply.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Your toothpaste yeah yeah, and then wet again, thank you. Yeah,
you run it under the sink again. Yeah. And I
don't know, but that's what you do. That is just
what has to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, you wet it twice, You wet the brush itself,
that you apply the toothpaste, that it needs to be wetted, wetted,
weed strokes. We're both having we're both a short circuiting.
It's fine, it's finally happening. I've reached the brink. Make
sure half of its fair life. But no, so yes,
that's the only waiting.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yes, that's the only way.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
This man will take a naked toothbrush that's dry, apply
toothpaste and just put it in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Absolutely absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
That is I'm will dry double drops on a naked toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's just unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh my god, is there anyone else out there doing this?
Because if that's the case, we have a problem, Like
we need to get in line with Starbucks and boycott.
Is something you cannot just be out here raw doggy
your toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You need to know, you need to consider it to
your mouth, not to you know, warm it up a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know, you have to follow the steps. Everybody knows.
I thought this was just part of growing up. Was
she unloved? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm starting to think, like, how can you just raw
dogs some toothpaste?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Like I mean, at the very least, you wet the
brush and apply the toothpaste, you know, the second wedding
of the toothbrush with the tooth I mean that's I
do it, but I could, I could understand. But going
dry right in there, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You never should go in No, straight up, you have
to add it needs a little water. What does he
say for himself?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm brushing my teeth, Like what He's like, first of all.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Why are you watch?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What do you have to say answer.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
For that show?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I need to answer seriously. And he's like, why are
you watching me? First of all? And I'm like, I'm
just curious. I've never seen this done. I just feel like, you,
how does your body? My body would malfunction if I
try to put a dry tooth brush in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Am I the only one? I did it this morning?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
So my only one that feels that if I don't
choke on the toothbrush, that I didn't go far enough back.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I'm in the other room gagging constantly. My boyfriend's like,
are you good? No, because I do the tongue brusher too.
I scary to see how far back that thing can go.
Doing that hungover is risky. Oh yeah, that's that's not
for the fate of heart. No, no, but no, I
I brush my teeth.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I have electric toothbrush that I get in there with
the tongue and then but if I don't go far
enough back then I physically go.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Then I did, But that's not necessary, but it is.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, that mean that's a little dramatic, Like, yeah, I
am the person that leaves toothface in the sink though,
so I can't really talk.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I know, I know adjacent.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, Now, all of a sudden, the dry toothbrush is
and sating so bad you just leave it there.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, no, like how it hardens and then it gets
hard to get rid of it depends on how late
I am. But if I gotta go, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
How hard is it just to use a little hand
and just go, hey, yeah, use your hand and push
it down the thing?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh what are you use it? Use some tissue or something.
I'm not touching it fortes watching tooth dog wipe the
toothpaste out of this place.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You won't hold on a second. So there's toothpaste in
the sink. That's like you know, air and toothpaste is
just left over whatever. You won't just and the water's running,
you won't just kind of push it down the drain
with my hand.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
It was just in your mouth. Your mouth, absolutely not
it's gross. Oh that's gross. It's your own mouse. No,
but it's like no, and it is in a sink.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Other people have used the sink.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
It might be like some oh no, oh my gosh,
you got Do you flush with the toilet clothes?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Though I hope yes, And I just learned that, like
a couple of years ago, so I wasn't doing that
all my life.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
But I'm a lid down guy.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
To you, I don't like, I don't like, I don't
live doesn't stay open like I know, a lot of
guys will leave not only the lid but the seat
up if they live alone.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Because they did.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's like they're little, you know, because they most guys
are standing the team most of the time.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And if you don't live with a woman, then whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
But not only do I put the seat down and
I live alone, but I put the lid down to
I don't like looking into its toilet as you should.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
And if you flush with an open fecal matter is
flying all around.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
The bathroom yet, but she's not worried about that. But
by god, you don't touch the toothpaste. It was just
in your own mouth waiting by the phony's next friend