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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Blog, take it away. I swear I'm not high.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But yeah, right right on brand with the last couple
of seconds of this dear blog. I just want to
tell the world that I don't have any more passwords
than me. So if you want to hack me, do
whatever you gotta do. I don't have another combination of
my name and my birthday and Paulina birthday and Jason,
like I've use everybody's name and birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm tired. Don't ask me to change another password. I'm done.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
My next thought is, let's just start letting the elevator close,
you know, like, let's stop this game of you see me,
I see you. I don't want to ride with you.
You don't want to ride with me. Let the door close,
like you know. I'm not offended. I don't want you
to be offended if I close it on you. Let's
just get to where we gotta go. I don't want
to do a skit. We got to ride up like
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thirty floors together. I'm trying to figure out what to
say to you, You're trying to figure out what to.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Say to me.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Let's just start letting the door close. Well, I have
a couple thoughts on your blog, GIK. The first is
I'm with you. I've intentionally walked really fast or really slow,
trying to time out my entry into the elevator such
that like I can get in and the door can
close without another person getting in with me, but also
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with enough time in between that I don't have to
look them in the eye as the door closes, you
know what I'm saying. So like, I will literally walk
if I know that people are getting in the elevator,
I don't want to ride with them.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I will like.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Pretend that I have to take a phone call, or
I'll walk slowly so that they get in the doors
closed and I can have my own elevator, or I'll
walk really fast to get in the elevator by myself.
Such again the door's closed, but they were too far away.
I wasn't expected to save the elevator for them because
they were, you know, beyond the acceptable distance, which I
believe the rule book says about fifty feet. If you're
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fifty feet away from the airport and I'm in it,
I don't have to save the elevator for.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You at the airport, or that what I say for
the elevator, I don't know, I haven't had enough cat
fan to do it if you're fifty feet from the
air Yeah, well, it's what they say about aviation.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You can't drink fifty feet from the airplane, and you
can't smoke eight hours before the flight. Oh okay, No, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's the joke. You can't drink eight hours before the flight.
You can't. You can't smoke within fifty feet of the airplane.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Humor. Yeah, I just I just gave you a joke,
and all of you were like, that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
To me.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Everybody was like, oh that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, I mean, why would you drink within fifty feet
of the airplane.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You would never want to do that. Wait a minute, yeah,
I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, Well, and then the other thing is on the
password thing is is now I've gotten to where like
I'm trying to get clever with myself with the passwords,
you know, like I'm I'm trying to get clever so
that you can't hack me, but in a way that
I can't remember how I got clever. I do the
same thing with the password questions because I had an
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ex who would literally be like, you know, we'd be
having lunch, you'd be like, eh, you know, what is
your mom's maiden name?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, or we'd be we would be like, I
don't know, out somewhere walking around and be like, yeah,
my high school mascot was a was it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Was it was an elephant? What is your what was yours?
What's your high school mascot? You know?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And before long she'd have enough information to go change
people's past. And the problem is, she admitted to me
that she used to do that, so I knew what
she was doing.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It'd be like, oh, man, let's see were you born
in Boston or was it a suburb?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You know? But that's my thing is.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So then I get clever with the answers, thinking like, Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna out smart whoever's trying to do this. Yeah,
if you knew something about me, But then I forget
what I did to outsmart myself and I can't get
back into my stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, I just used Jason's name. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Isn't it that point? What my work is, y'all names?
That's that's say. Yes, Like, we got to stop to
this kick.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And I have the same birthday too, so I guess
now I'll be able to hack I'll be able to
hack her Brad eleven twenty eight. Yeah, I mean Kicky's
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