Radio Blogs: KeKe Needed To Wash Her Hair

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
They talk better than the excite.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show, all right,
like we're writing in our diaries, we call them blogs.
Around this time, Kiki's got one go, dear blog.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So your girl had a little dilemma yesterday when I
was going to get my hair done. No, no, the
but is still intact, but my my wig kind of
was falling apart, so.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I had to go get it tuned up yesterday. And
you get wigs tuned up, yeah, you get them tuned
up like a like a oil change. Okay, is this
with your cousin? Yes, okay, yes, she's my hair stylist.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
So she texts me though yesterday during the show and
she's like, hey, I got the plumbers here at my salon.
Like it's my sin isn't working right, So she goes,
can you just happen to come with your hair already washed?
I'm like, oky, cool, But I'm like, dang, I was
gonna leave straight from work and go. You guys know,
I live all the way in the South, so it
takes forever to get there.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
So I'm like, when you have a wig, Giky, I
need to understand. I really don't know. I'm asking questions
I don't know the answer to. Do you wash the
wig on your head? Do you wash the wig in
like a sink like a dish?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, you take it off like a like a dish,
or watch it like a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah? Okay, but you do.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
But you know I have hair under here, so I
have to wash my real hair too.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
So she was like, you know, can you come with
your real hair washed because something is going on with
my sink and my salion. But I'm already in the city,
and I'm like, I would have to go all the
way home and go come all the way back north.
So I'm thinking, like, what friends do I have that
live in the city that I can go to their
house and wash my hair?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, Now it didn't cat you. It did not hit
me until I got on the elevator yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I said, Kaitlyn lives in the city and lives in
the city. Now what you pill y'all? What would your
reaction have been if somebody called you? And because for me,
it's an absolute no, Like I'm one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
People I got to come over and wash my hair,
I'd be like, what the hell's in your hair?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Right? Why you been doing I knew you weren't going
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
It's actually a listener told me that you would probably
book me a hotel room rather than across the ship.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That would have been there.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I wouldn't want you to come over and watch your
I mean, I guess I would have had some questions,
like we got things that work? I mean I would
have been like, what what is the hair washing emergency?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
SALE would have absolutely said yes, But I'm one of
those people. Don't pull up on my house without giving
me at least twenty four hours notice. And I'm like,
am I the only weirdo that's like that? Because I'm
one of those people that I don't like when you
text me I'm in the neighborhood, I'm going to stop by. No,
you're not like I could be sitting in my living
room and out I'm not home.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Sorry, you're trying to sound like me. Yeah, no, I
think so you see this hair.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I would have if you said hair emergency, I would
have said get your butt over here, I'll have some wine.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I know you would, but I just felt bad doing it,
and I'm like, I just want to know is it normal?
Am I normal for it to say like don't pop
up in my house. I need a warning. I mean,
I would have questions if you called. Can I swing
through a real quick and take a shower?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah? What are we like? What?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I would make you tell me what we were up
to first, and then I might I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, don't feel bad because for me, it's absolutely no day.
Come Kiki, enough are you doing? Why is your hair
so dirty? In the middle of