September 23, 2025 • 3 mins
Keke wants to know what the crew is doing before the rapture!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So it's like we're running in our diaries, except we
say them aloud. Kiki yo, your blog, take it away,
dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So we've all been chatting about rapture.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
TikTok.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You put us onto the story yesterday, and so it
was my entire algorithm last night, which was surprised.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Don't put the rapture on me. Oh you started this mess.
You did. Here we go, you got Kaitlin.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Now the raps is on me, and now the SCC's
on me. And now they didn't your fault.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it's all your fault, is what they're saying on
the streets. Well, I didn't hear about it until you
brought it up to me.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Neither you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm just trying to make sure everyone's educated on the
biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, that's all. That's all I'm here to do. Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Have any agenda other than that, because because if the
rapture comes, I'm I'm getting left behind.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You always if the SCC comes, I'm getting left behind,
I'll tell you that right now. Well, actually I get
they'll swoop me up anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, So now that it's here, today is the day
or maybe tomorrow, depending on where you are.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I have my affairs in order, but.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I wanted to make sure everybody else on the show
has their affairs in order.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What's in order do you have? You know? Like lux
is good.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You know he's gonna go with me. With me, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What's gonna happen with big Town.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You know, if we were married, then I can guarantee.
But since he waited so long, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I see, so you're going so he would have been
grandfathered in right, right, he would have had the same.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Rights and privileges. But he waited too long, too late.
I see. Okay, Now I.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Need to know what are y'all affairs looking like? How
are we spending our last day? What are you eating?
What's your last meal?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Because it's here.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, in that case, man, I'm gonna get me big breakfast.
You know it was all I'm gonna get. I'm gonna
get pancakes and waffles.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
In that case, I may go on a little shopping
spree too, if that's the give me. If hey, if
this is it, if we're done. After this, you should
take all of us. You're gonna see me driving around
town in a Lambeau Because I leverage everything I have.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I wouldn't get Lambo, I'd get a Ferrari. But anyway,
actually I.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Think I get either because at this point in my life,
people might think I have a little wei if I
did that, so I or that I was trying to
get like twenty year old.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So you know, and so I know what I get.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's your last day?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
What do we what are we doing? What are we eating?
What are we going? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, I don't just matter. Would you go do like
black Tar, Heroin or something like? If it just didn't matter,
what would you do? Like you'd walk out right now?
Which is something you've always wanted to buy that you
can't afford, you like, forget it, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Get it, you know what. That's a good idea. Yeah.
I hit up the old Chanelle store. See what was
going on down there? Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Whatever, Just get what you can get and then get
what I can get. Yeah, right, who cares, you'll never
see the bill. It's a rapture.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, and then calories don't count. Right before the rapt exactly.
That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
If you're up there.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, Jason, what would you do? I go to Taco
Bell and I would just spend the whole day there.
You could do that if there's no rapture, just so
you know, but go to a cantina. That's how I
want to go out. Yeah, Margarita isn't Taco Bell. Oh yes,
Clay to be sucked up into the sky or wherever
you're going. Yeah, I got it, Paul. You know what
I always said in this radio, and I would never
(03:04):
ever ever skydive just because you talk about it a lot. Fred,
you do it. You're a professional at it. I believe right.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm not a professional. I have a license. I'm not
a professional professional. I've gone one hundred times, even one
hundred professional.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No no, no, no, no, you need thousands of Well
that'd make you go with me?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can do one hundred one times just because I
want to go out doing something big. Yeah, I mean
I could be a tandem master. If it's the last
day on earth. I'm not qualified, but I could be
a on your back. We can, we'd pull it off.
We'd be fine. I mean, it's the last on Earth.
So if we go splat, doesn't matter a rapture.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm getting there early. Yeah yeah right, you don't want
to wait mine? Yeah what a good idea? Oh cool
up to.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Going to be early to something here is Yeah, you
can't just come through. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wow, Pauline and I are going to be early. No,
this is not even funny to joke about it.
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So it's like we're running in our diaries, except we
say them aloud. Kiki yo, your blog, take it away,
dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So we've all been chatting about rapture.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
TikTok.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You put us onto the story yesterday, and so it
was my entire algorithm last night, which was surprised.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Don't put the rapture on me. Oh you started this mess.
You did. Here we go, you got Kaitlin.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Now the raps is on me, and now the SCC's
on me. And now they didn't your fault.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it's all your fault, is what they're saying on
the streets. Well, I didn't hear about it until you
brought it up to me.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Neither you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm just trying to make sure everyone's educated on the
biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, that's all. That's all I'm here to do. Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Have any agenda other than that, because because if the
rapture comes, I'm I'm getting left behind.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You always if the SCC comes, I'm getting left behind,
I'll tell you that right now. Well, actually I get
they'll swoop me up anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, So now that it's here, today is the day
or maybe tomorrow, depending on where you are.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I have my affairs in order, but.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I wanted to make sure everybody else on the show
has their affairs in order.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What's in order do you have? You know? Like lux
is good.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You know he's gonna go with me. With me, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What's gonna happen with big Town.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You know, if we were married, then I can guarantee.
But since he waited so long, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I see, so you're going so he would have been
grandfathered in right, right, he would have had the same.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Rights and privileges. But he waited too long, too late.
I see. Okay, Now I.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Need to know what are y'all affairs looking like? How
are we spending our last day? What are you eating?
What's your last meal?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Because it's here.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, in that case, man, I'm gonna get me big breakfast.
You know it was all I'm gonna get. I'm gonna
get pancakes and waffles.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
In that case, I may go on a little shopping
spree too, if that's the give me. If hey, if
this is it, if we're done. After this, you should
take all of us. You're gonna see me driving around
town in a Lambeau Because I leverage everything I have.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I wouldn't get Lambo, I'd get a Ferrari. But anyway,
actually I.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Think I get either because at this point in my life,
people might think I have a little wei if I
did that, so I or that I was trying to
get like twenty year old.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So you know, and so I know what I get.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's your last day?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
What do we what are we doing? What are we eating?
What are we going? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, I don't just matter. Would you go do like
black Tar, Heroin or something like? If it just didn't matter,
what would you do? Like you'd walk out right now?
Which is something you've always wanted to buy that you
can't afford, you like, forget it, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Get it, you know what. That's a good idea. Yeah.
I hit up the old Chanelle store. See what was
going on down there? Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Whatever, Just get what you can get and then get
what I can get. Yeah, right, who cares, you'll never
see the bill. It's a rapture.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, and then calories don't count. Right before the rapt exactly.
That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
If you're up there.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, Jason, what would you do? I go to Taco
Bell and I would just spend the whole day there.
You could do that if there's no rapture, just so
you know, but go to a cantina. That's how I
want to go out. Yeah, Margarita isn't Taco Bell. Oh yes,
Clay to be sucked up into the sky or wherever
you're going. Yeah, I got it, Paul. You know what
I always said in this radio, and I would never
(03:04):
ever ever skydive just because you talk about it a lot. Fred,
you do it. You're a professional at it. I believe right.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm not a professional. I have a license. I'm not
a professional professional. I've gone one hundred times, even one
hundred professional.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No no, no, no, no, you need thousands of Well
that'd make you go with me?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can do one hundred one times just because I
want to go out doing something big. Yeah, I mean
I could be a tandem master. If it's the last
day on earth. I'm not qualified, but I could be
a on your back. We can, we'd pull it off.
We'd be fine. I mean, it's the last on Earth.
So if we go splat, doesn't matter a rapture.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm getting there early. Yeah yeah right, you don't want
to wait mine? Yeah what a good idea? Oh cool
up to.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Going to be early to something here is Yeah, you
can't just come through. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wow, Pauline and I are going to be early. No,
this is not even funny to joke about it.
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