October 2, 2025 • 7 mins
Keke's fiancé Big Tim wants to start helping out why mowing the lawn and Keke is NOT having it!
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Speaker 3 (00:36):
These are the radio blogs on the Fread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's like running in our diar raise, except we say
them aloud. We call them blogs. Kiki's got one go yo.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Dear blog.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Okay, have you guys ever experienced this in a relationship
where your partner is doing something with great intentions but
you really wish they would stop.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yes, okay, okay, I'm not alone.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Okay, because this latest issue we're having is at my house.
My lawn care company who has been amazing. We have
a great relationship until last week when I asked them
to do a little extra clean up.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
In the yard.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I pay them and I get a call and on
my way to the wedding that I went to, and
it's the lawne care company saying we can't service your
lawn because we got stung by a bee and we
can't come back into you ensure that there are no
more bees in your yard.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm like, you're the lawn care company.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't ast you to call pest people.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I just feel like.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
If you cut grass or a living you should have
a procedure in place for a book, you know, Like,
do I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Think they got to get rid of hives a high? Guy?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I said, is there a high it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Did you go?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It? Like?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Did you bump into a hive? He's like, I don't know.
It just was a lot of bees.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I'm like, so where are they located, sir, I don't know.
I got stung by a bee. Okay, you know a
little more information will be helpful. Where they're living, you
know where they're sitting up shop? Yes, you know where
their new little apartment complex is will be helpful.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
So I got home and we checked for the bees
and nobody we didn't see one bee in sight, you know,
And I understand some people are terrified of bees and
you get stung, you freak out, and.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
The lawn care is not for you if that's the case.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But I thought maybe I was being unreasonable, but clearly not.
I thank you, Caleb, So I got your biggest fear,
and I feel seen and heard because I couldn't wrap
my mind around you're you work in lawn care and
you're running from a bug like.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That I don't understand, but anyway, a fee, but like
what you want me to do anyway.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
So once he decided he was no longer cutting my yard,
I said, okay, whatever, I'll find a new company. In
the midst of the conversation of finding a new company,
Big Tim decides it is his time to shine and
he wants to go purchase a brand new lawn more
and he is just gonna take care of our yard.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
And I love that man with all my heart.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
And soul, but line care is not his thing, and
I don't want him to do this.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't want to leave this in his hands.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I feel like this is bad for our future marriage,
Like I don't want you in charge of this.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Him to do a bad job, or he won't be
consistent or all the things. Okay, So you think that
it's just easier for you, you won't have to nag him,
it'll look it'll look better. You just think that this
is something better left for the professionals. Yes, And I
don't disagree with that, Like I don't know that I
need to be out there doing that stuff either. Like
I think, I think by the time we bought that.
I've said this a million times in my case, by
(03:34):
the time I buy the lawnmower and the edger and
and all this stuff, and then and then I got,
you know, the blower, and then I gotta, you know,
I don't know plant stuff and seed stuff and whatever
I should. I just just sounds sexual. But it's not
the lower on the edge and seeing things. But I'm
just saying, I hire somebody, and it's just I'm better.
(03:54):
Everyone wins. And that's how you feel.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yes, Do you feel too like this is like a
marriage thing, because Hobby did the same thing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
He bought the lawnmower, and like.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You said, Fred, all the gadgets and successories that came
with it, and I still got, you know, Senortino coming
over to cut my grass. And I love him because
I'm like listen your family, Like I let him in
out the house.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Whatever he wants.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I'm like water because I to me, it's just a
headache that I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
If you got Seniortino, then why did you buy all
the stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Because he bought a house.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
So Hobby was like, well, I'm the man of the
house and I want a lawnmower. And I love that
for him, like we all like projects, right, he uses
it once in a while, but then I don't know,
I just feel it's just so much easier to call
somebody to come do it, and they do a way
better job.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Thank you, way better.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, so you neither one of you want your men
no rowing the lawn. I know you don't want Shane
washing your underwear.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
There's so many things.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He's so obsessed with watching your underwear.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
But okay, the phrase in our house is sometimes we're
a little too helpful because like I'll have like a
return sitting out, you know, and but I won't put
like the final thing in the bag, and he'll already
have taken it to FedEx, you know, Like he tries
to be one step ahead of me, or like the
whites will be in a pile to do the lawn
and he'll put him in, but like they needed to
be spot cleaned. I'm like, let's just stick to our
areas and we'll be got you know, Okay, all right,
(05:07):
don't try to get ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Of this crazy brain.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You can't do it, understood, Jason. I feel like you're
the guy who has to do the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I love cutting the grass, and if I can do it,
Tim can do it.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Bro You're consistent about everything in your life. You are
not going to miss anything if you if you said
a day to cut grass every Wednesday Saturday, Jason, when
I describe him to people, he's a guy who doesn't
miss anything.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No. So yeah, no, I would trust you to do
it and do it well. But I enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You also have to do it in order to keep
a roof over your professional in that house.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So it's fulfilling when it's done to be like, wow,
I did that. So I can see, like not why
he would want to.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
He does so many great things. I just I don't
want you to do it.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I know.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I hate when he cleans. I don't like when he cleans,
you know what.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
And he's doing it with the best intentions, So It's like,
how do you tell them no, like, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I guess that's hard because you know they're trying
to help, yes, and they want and I'm sure subliminally
they want, you know, sort of the help credit, right, like, look,
I'm contributing, see, but they're not doing it the way
you want them to do it, so they're not really
getting the credit. So you may as well just have
somebody else do it if you have the means. Exactly, Kiki.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I go through after and refold the hand towels, I
remake the bed after every time.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'm like, I'm just following you around, be doing anything.
If he's so proud of himself, I wait for him
to leave and I redo it all.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I feel like if I, if I ever, you know,
live with somebody that and I had the means, I
would hire people to do these things so that there's
just no argument between us about who's doing more or
the other of it. It's like, guess what, neither one
of us are doing it because we got someone to
do it. So I don't want to hear that you
think you're doing more of it than I am, because
you're not doing anything because we got a guy and
a girl, you know what I mean. So like, there's no,
(06:53):
we're not going to compete it. Oh well I do
more cleaning.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We got the cleaning person for that. So that is
one last thing that we're going to argue about. I
think it's an I think it's an investment in our future.
I feel like the long guy might be an investment
in his lifelong sustainability and happiness.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're exactly
This is the Fred Show. Each time.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Celebrate the holiday season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in
Las Vegas this November twenty eight through December thirteenth, Adobe
Live at Park MGM, and you could be going a
trip for two to the December twelfth show at two
Night's Day at Park MGM December twelfth through to fourteenth
and round trip airfare. Text Baby to five seven, seven
(00:24):
three nine right now for a chance to win. A
confirmation text will be sent standard message and data rates
may apply.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's all thanks to Live Nation. They talk better than
they site.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
These are the radio blogs on the Fread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's like running in our diar raise, except we say
them aloud. We call them blogs. Kiki's got one go yo.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Dear blog.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Okay, have you guys ever experienced this in a relationship
where your partner is doing something with great intentions but
you really wish they would stop.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yes, okay, okay, I'm not alone.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Okay, because this latest issue we're having is at my house.
My lawn care company who has been amazing. We have
a great relationship until last week when I asked them
to do a little extra clean up.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
In the yard.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I pay them and I get a call and on
my way to the wedding that I went to, and
it's the lawne care company saying we can't service your
lawn because we got stung by a bee and we
can't come back into you ensure that there are no
more bees in your yard.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm like, you're the lawn care company.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't ast you to call pest people.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I just feel like.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
If you cut grass or a living you should have
a procedure in place for a book, you know, Like,
do I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Think they got to get rid of hives a high? Guy?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I said, is there a high it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Did you go?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It? Like?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Did you bump into a hive? He's like, I don't know.
It just was a lot of bees.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I'm like, so where are they located, sir, I don't know.
I got stung by a bee. Okay, you know a
little more information will be helpful. Where they're living, you
know where they're sitting up shop? Yes, you know where
their new little apartment complex is will be helpful.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
So I got home and we checked for the bees
and nobody we didn't see one bee in sight, you know,
And I understand some people are terrified of bees and
you get stung, you freak out, and.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
The lawn care is not for you if that's the case.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But I thought maybe I was being unreasonable, but clearly not.
I thank you, Caleb, So I got your biggest fear,
and I feel seen and heard because I couldn't wrap
my mind around you're you work in lawn care and
you're running from a bug like.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That I don't understand, but anyway, a fee, but like
what you want me to do anyway.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
So once he decided he was no longer cutting my yard,
I said, okay, whatever, I'll find a new company. In
the midst of the conversation of finding a new company,
Big Tim decides it is his time to shine and
he wants to go purchase a brand new lawn more
and he is just gonna take care of our yard.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
And I love that man with all my heart.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
And soul, but line care is not his thing, and
I don't want him to do this.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't want to leave this in his hands.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I feel like this is bad for our future marriage,
Like I don't want you in charge of this.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Him to do a bad job, or he won't be
consistent or all the things. Okay, So you think that
it's just easier for you, you won't have to nag him,
it'll look it'll look better. You just think that this
is something better left for the professionals. Yes, And I
don't disagree with that, Like I don't know that I
need to be out there doing that stuff either. Like
I think, I think by the time we bought that.
I've said this a million times in my case, by
(03:34):
the time I buy the lawnmower and the edger and
and all this stuff, and then and then I got,
you know, the blower, and then I gotta, you know,
I don't know plant stuff and seed stuff and whatever
I should. I just just sounds sexual. But it's not
the lower on the edge and seeing things. But I'm
just saying, I hire somebody, and it's just I'm better.
(03:54):
Everyone wins. And that's how you feel.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yes, Do you feel too like this is like a
marriage thing, because Hobby did the same thing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
He bought the lawnmower, and like.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You said, Fred, all the gadgets and successories that came
with it, and I still got, you know, Senortino coming
over to cut my grass. And I love him because
I'm like listen your family, Like I let him in
out the house.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Whatever he wants.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I'm like water because I to me, it's just a
headache that I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
If you got Seniortino, then why did you buy all
the stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Because he bought a house.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
So Hobby was like, well, I'm the man of the
house and I want a lawnmower. And I love that
for him, like we all like projects, right, he uses
it once in a while, but then I don't know,
I just feel it's just so much easier to call
somebody to come do it, and they do a way
better job.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Thank you, way better.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, so you neither one of you want your men
no rowing the lawn. I know you don't want Shane
washing your underwear.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
There's so many things.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He's so obsessed with watching your underwear.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
But okay, the phrase in our house is sometimes we're
a little too helpful because like I'll have like a
return sitting out, you know, and but I won't put
like the final thing in the bag, and he'll already
have taken it to FedEx, you know, Like he tries
to be one step ahead of me, or like the
whites will be in a pile to do the lawn
and he'll put him in, but like they needed to
be spot cleaned. I'm like, let's just stick to our
areas and we'll be got you know, Okay, all right,
(05:07):
don't try to get ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Of this crazy brain.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You can't do it, understood, Jason. I feel like you're
the guy who has to do the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I love cutting the grass, and if I can do it,
Tim can do it.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Bro You're consistent about everything in your life. You are
not going to miss anything if you if you said
a day to cut grass every Wednesday Saturday, Jason, when
I describe him to people, he's a guy who doesn't
miss anything.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No. So yeah, no, I would trust you to do
it and do it well. But I enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You also have to do it in order to keep
a roof over your professional in that house.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So it's fulfilling when it's done to be like, wow,
I did that. So I can see, like not why
he would want to.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
He does so many great things. I just I don't
want you to do it.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I know.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I hate when he cleans. I don't like when he cleans,
you know what.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
And he's doing it with the best intentions, So It's like,
how do you tell them no, like, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I guess that's hard because you know they're trying
to help, yes, and they want and I'm sure subliminally
they want, you know, sort of the help credit, right, like, look,
I'm contributing, see, but they're not doing it the way
you want them to do it, so they're not really
getting the credit. So you may as well just have
somebody else do it if you have the means. Exactly, Kiki.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I go through after and refold the hand towels, I
remake the bed after every time.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'm like, I'm just following you around, be doing anything.
If he's so proud of himself, I wait for him
to leave and I redo it all.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I feel like if I, if I ever, you know,
live with somebody that and I had the means, I
would hire people to do these things so that there's
just no argument between us about who's doing more or
the other of it. It's like, guess what, neither one
of us are doing it because we got someone to
do it. So I don't want to hear that you
think you're doing more of it than I am, because
you're not doing anything because we got a guy and
a girl, you know what I mean. So like, there's no,
(06:53):
we're not going to compete it. Oh well I do
more cleaning.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We got the cleaning person for that. So that is
one last thing that we're going to argue about. I
think it's an I think it's an investment in our future.
I feel like the long guy might be an investment
in his lifelong sustainability and happiness.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're exactly
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