Radio Blogs: Keke's DONE Getting Tattoos!

Keke is done getting tattoos after they all seem to look bad when she gets them!

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Speaker 3 (00:31):
So, guys, I think I'm officially done with tattoos.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like I know I've said this.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Before, No, for real, for real, I think I'm done,
y'all because you know, I just went to Greece and
I figured I would get a nice little tattoo while
I was there, and everybody was in my DM like,
don't mess this up. You know how you do your
other tattoos. Don't mess it up, because if you're just
getting here, I have five four other tattoos that are terrible. Okay,

(00:57):
so are mostly tributes for people, right, not all vet
it so, and it's not the artist. We've learned that
it's not the tattoo artist. It is always me with
the aftercare. So this time I said, I'm gonna try
my best. I'm gonna get a tattoo on my hand,
and I am going to take care of it the
right way. So you know, we were there. The guy

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was so nice. I said, give me very detailed instructions
on how to make this work, you know, how to
make sure I don't mess it up. He gave me
very simple instructions. He said, take the plastic off after
twenty four hours, apply the cream until it heals.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Boom. I did that, y'all the tattoo. Let me see.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
He looks like a temporary like from a machine, like
the sticker tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
W Where the tattoo go? I don't know, and I
don't know what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Didn't you say though, that something happened with the plastic again? Early? No?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
So okay, the last time I kept the plastic on,
he said twenty four hours, but I thought he said
fourteen days.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
So I kept what how do you get fourteen days?
He said, next Tuesday? Right, That's what I seen. Wasn't clear?
I told her to keep.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I did the tattoo, and I should keep it on
till next Tuesday. And I met Tuesday. She thought I
met next Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
That tattoo. You guys know, I have the three birds
to symbolize my lost loved ones, and one of the
birds you used to just missing a win, and.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Then you lost the tattoo too, So that one I
messed up. And I can admit that.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I can admit my wrongs, but this time I literally
did everything this man told me to do. Now, my
friends who have tattoos have told me that I washed
it off, which how it's a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Is that a watercolor exactly like my niece Poly didn't
come over and painted on right.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
They're like, oh, well, you know it's on your hand
and you probably went crazy and just kept washing your
hand like normal. You can't get it wet right after
you get it done.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, the man did not tell me that. He said,
apply the cream you could wash off a tattoo. I guess,
so it's gone. It's so I was like a high
friction area. Maybe that's why, like it's rubbing on your
dust or rubbing on your jacket.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Maybe yeah, I don't know, but I'm done, like it's
it's over with. This isn't This is ridiculous. I try
to get this from my sister, they said Elena. Now
it's just says hell, and it just say.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Hell, y'all. It is so bad.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I'll post a photo. I'm so sad about this.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It just says hell.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh yeah, I'm done and we'll get fixed. Oh, we
have to get it fixed. But then after that, I
am done with the needles. I'm over it. You know, children,
if you want a tattoo, just don't.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's like it's bad. I don't know. Did that one hurt?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
It hurts so bad.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Now you're gonna have to do it again.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Because it's all boned right here. It's my it's literally
on the side of my thumb. It's so bad. So yeah,
I'm really upset about this. And I got this done
in Greece, Like I can't go back, you know, yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Are you gonna go money back? Guarantee? No, So it's yeah,
we should go back. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Maybe we need to research the people doing the tattoos
a little more carefully.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know. I think it's mean. How many stars
on Yelp did this guy get