October 20, 2025 • 6 mins
Keke toured a wedding venue where there was a "romantic swing set".
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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It's all thanks to Live Nation. Kiki Kick is getting married. Guys.
I don't know if you kne this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I am getting married and please don't ask me to
explain anything to a child, okay, because I'm just like chol.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Just wait till you get older, you know. Just wait.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, Kiki Poly just texted me and s why took
seven and a half years?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Can you say, don't move in with a man? Girl?
Have seventeen white friends and say you like one of them?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But nos, out here we are. Yes, I'm getting married. Yes,
I'm going to keep talking to y'all about the sticker
prices that I'm ready into the shock value that I'm having.
These experiences are traumatizing. And Friday I went through another
experience where I was so excited to go and meet
(01:11):
with a wedding decorator because I'm like, Okay, to really
figure out how much this wedding is going to cost,
I need to price out a venue and I need
to price out the decorator. So I'm like, Okay, I'm excited.
I'm walking into this place.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And the moment I walked.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
In, there was this beautiful like swing set in the lobby,
So I was like, I probably shouldn't be here, right
swing set?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What kind of venues that we resorted to, like play places?
Like what are we doing? Swing set? Like? Understanding things
are expensive, Kiki, but like just ask for a loan.
I mean, we don't have to. We don't have to
do it at a playground.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, no, no, this place is so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Take swings, yes, No, wait a minute, romantic swing? Hold
on that way? Are you getting married in a sex club?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No? No, I need you to I don't know you see.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Have y'all ever been to a romantic spot in a
park where there's like a swing with rolls that's arounding around.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I can't say I have.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Alt like I've heard of some romantic swings before, but
that's you know, those are in those are in members
only clubs.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Y'all, y'all need to grow up. Okay. Anyway, that's really
nice set up in the lobby song. At that moment,
I kind of knew what I was walking into.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And then I went to the back and there was
I mean, when I tell you, it was beautiful. It
looked like the set of every like Taylor's with Music video,
every Tyler Perry movie.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It was all this.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Stuff in the back, all these flowers and just there
was flowers hanging from the ceiling. So anyway, I walk
here and I talked to this nice lady.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
She's so sweet, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Just like, I want that, I want this, I want
all of this, I want everything. And so I mean
she's just like, oh, we're gonna make it your dream.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We're gonna she said, ma'am, welcome to Secrets Resort.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I want five romantic swings.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She said, Man, welcome to Ciberus. If you're from Chicago,
then you know, like.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
One of those rooms like at everything that you can imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm still trying to figure out where you're trying to
get married. Where are you gonna make us go kiki?
Where there are romantic swings and everything you could ever imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Man, I'm just saying it is. It was so beautiful, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It was flowers galore, Like everything had flowers of heart
shaped flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It was like big canopies. It was gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So I'm just like telling her, like my dream of
all the stuff that I want, and she's like, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
She's so patient with me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
She's describing it all, she's writing it out, she's drawing stuff.
And then she's like, okay, this is the worst part
of my job. I gotta go and calculate the numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I was like, girl, do you have to? Like,
let's just vibe. And so she goes go sit it
back to calculate the numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And then she while she's back there, her assistant comes
out and brings me a tray of drink options.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So she's like, you know, would you like some water,
some some soda? What would you like?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like, oh no, that yeah, I already know what
true good.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She comes back, y'all, she sits down the number fourteen.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Thousands, fourteen thousands of romantic swings. I can get you
a much better deal. I mean they might be a
little bit pre owned, but I can get you a
much better on romantic swings.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So what goes into the decoration, because I've only ever
heard of weddings where you like use the venues people.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So what what is she covering or what does she
need to come in and do? She does everything.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's the flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The flowers you know you want them as you walk
down the eye or some flowers and cays for the
girls make So this.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is for just flowers. Fourteen grand for just flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, it was first for the car. There's flowers, there's firework,
there was a stage.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean I asked for it all I need.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, so there's like a one stop shop that does
like a dooris and then okay, God, she gives you
the you know the little runway that you walk down
runway space with some chairs.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No I need, I need.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I need every chair to have a flower on the chair.
For y'all centerpieces.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I mean, she told me she can make candles hang
from the ceiling. I wanted it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All and so now I mean I'm still trying to
figure out after ten minutes, what kind of party is this?
Actually is just an eyes white hut party. You got
romantic swings, you got candles hanging from the ceiling, you
got runways, I mean you got yeah yeah, this is yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So now I think I don't know if we're going
to be able to come we as us as I'm
gonna be able to afford fourteen thous So I need
to know who got a glue gun because I feel
like we can go some this.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah. Let me tell you something. Let's go to Michael's,
We'll go to Joe and you know that right hot
little hobby lobby. Let me say this that before long
we're gonna have candles hanging from the ceiling and romantic
swings all over the place. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Amazon and TikTok told me that I can make all
this stuff, so wow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And that's just for the runway with the flowers. Man.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The other problem with going to these appointments, I would imagine,
is that they show you a bunch of stuff you
didn't know that you wanted, Like you didn't know you
needed that, and now now it's going to feel like
you know without if you don't have it but you
didn't know you needed that. You didn't know it was
your dream. That's what you saw it, right, and now
it's your dream. But let me tell you something. When
I walk into your wedding, if there are romantic swings abound,
(06:39):
then I'm going to be so disappointed, so hard. Right right,
waiting by the phone is more freadshells next
This is the Fred Show some time. Celebrate the holiday
season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in Las Vegas this
November twenty eighth through December thirteenth and Doobey Live at
Park MGM and you could be going a trip for
two to the December twelfth show at two Night's Day
at Park MGM December twelfth through to fourteenth and round
trip airfare. Text Holiday to five seven, seven three nine
(00:23):
right now for a chance to win. A confirmation text
will be sent standard message and data rates may apply.
It's all thanks to Live Nation. Kiki Kick is getting married. Guys.
I don't know if you kne this.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I am getting married and please don't ask me to
explain anything to a child, okay, because I'm just like chol.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Just wait till you get older, you know. Just wait.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, Kiki Poly just texted me and s why took
seven and a half years?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Can you say, don't move in with a man? Girl?
Have seventeen white friends and say you like one of them?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But nos, out here we are. Yes, I'm getting married. Yes,
I'm going to keep talking to y'all about the sticker
prices that I'm ready into the shock value that I'm having.
These experiences are traumatizing. And Friday I went through another
experience where I was so excited to go and meet
(01:11):
with a wedding decorator because I'm like, Okay, to really
figure out how much this wedding is going to cost,
I need to price out a venue and I need
to price out the decorator. So I'm like, Okay, I'm excited.
I'm walking into this place.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And the moment I walked.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
In, there was this beautiful like swing set in the lobby,
So I was like, I probably shouldn't be here, right
swing set?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What kind of venues that we resorted to, like play places?
Like what are we doing? Swing set? Like? Understanding things
are expensive, Kiki, but like just ask for a loan.
I mean, we don't have to. We don't have to
do it at a playground.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, no, no, this place is so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Take swings, yes, No, wait a minute, romantic swing? Hold
on that way? Are you getting married in a sex club?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No? No, I need you to I don't know you see.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Have y'all ever been to a romantic spot in a
park where there's like a swing with rolls that's arounding around.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I can't say I have.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Alt like I've heard of some romantic swings before, but
that's you know, those are in those are in members
only clubs.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Y'all, y'all need to grow up. Okay. Anyway, that's really
nice set up in the lobby song. At that moment,
I kind of knew what I was walking into.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And then I went to the back and there was
I mean, when I tell you, it was beautiful. It
looked like the set of every like Taylor's with Music video,
every Tyler Perry movie.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It was all this.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Stuff in the back, all these flowers and just there
was flowers hanging from the ceiling. So anyway, I walk
here and I talked to this nice lady.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
She's so sweet, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Just like, I want that, I want this, I want
all of this, I want everything. And so I mean
she's just like, oh, we're gonna make it your dream.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We're gonna she said, ma'am, welcome to Secrets Resort.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I want five romantic swings.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
She said, Man, welcome to Ciberus. If you're from Chicago,
then you know, like.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
One of those rooms like at everything that you can imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm still trying to figure out where you're trying to
get married. Where are you gonna make us go kiki?
Where there are romantic swings and everything you could ever imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Man, I'm just saying it is. It was so beautiful, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It was flowers galore, Like everything had flowers of heart
shaped flowers.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It was like big canopies. It was gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So I'm just like telling her, like my dream of
all the stuff that I want, and she's like, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
She's so patient with me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
She's describing it all, she's writing it out, she's drawing stuff.
And then she's like, okay, this is the worst part
of my job. I gotta go and calculate the numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I was like, girl, do you have to? Like,
let's just vibe. And so she goes go sit it
back to calculate the numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And then she while she's back there, her assistant comes
out and brings me a tray of drink options.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So she's like, you know, would you like some water,
some some soda? What would you like?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like, oh no, that yeah, I already know what
true good.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She comes back, y'all, she sits down the number fourteen.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Thousands, fourteen thousands of romantic swings. I can get you
a much better deal. I mean they might be a
little bit pre owned, but I can get you a
much better on romantic swings.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So what goes into the decoration, because I've only ever
heard of weddings where you like use the venues people.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So what what is she covering or what does she
need to come in and do? She does everything.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's the flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The flowers you know you want them as you walk
down the eye or some flowers and cays for the
girls make So this.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Is for just flowers. Fourteen grand for just flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, it was first for the car. There's flowers, there's firework,
there was a stage.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean I asked for it all I need.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, so there's like a one stop shop that does
like a dooris and then okay, God, she gives you
the you know the little runway that you walk down
runway space with some chairs.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
No I need, I need.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I need every chair to have a flower on the chair.
For y'all centerpieces.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I mean, she told me she can make candles hang
from the ceiling. I wanted it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All and so now I mean I'm still trying to
figure out after ten minutes, what kind of party is this?
Actually is just an eyes white hut party. You got
romantic swings, you got candles hanging from the ceiling, you
got runways, I mean you got yeah yeah, this is yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So now I think I don't know if we're going
to be able to come we as us as I'm
gonna be able to afford fourteen thous So I need
to know who got a glue gun because I feel
like we can go some this.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah. Let me tell you something. Let's go to Michael's,
We'll go to Joe and you know that right hot
little hobby lobby. Let me say this that before long
we're gonna have candles hanging from the ceiling and romantic
swings all over the place. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Amazon and TikTok told me that I can make all
this stuff, so wow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And that's just for the runway with the flowers. Man.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The other problem with going to these appointments, I would imagine,
is that they show you a bunch of stuff you
didn't know that you wanted, Like you didn't know you
needed that, and now now it's going to feel like
you know without if you don't have it but you
didn't know you needed that. You didn't know it was
your dream. That's what you saw it, right, and now
it's your dream. But let me tell you something. When
I walk into your wedding, if there are romantic swings abound,
(06:39):
then I'm going to be so disappointed, so hard. Right right,
waiting by the phone is more freadshells next
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