October 21, 2025 • 5 mins
Keke is sick of Halloween costumes being risque.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fredshell each time celebrate the holiday season
with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in Las Vegas. It's November
twenty eighth through December thirteenth, Adobe Live at Park MGM
and you could be going a trip or two to
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
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Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like writing in our diaries, except we say them alive.
We call them blogs. Kiki's got one.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Go yes, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I am trying to be a good sport, a
good friend in all the things, and support Kaylin in
her Halloween efforts. Okay, she has expressed that she plans
to celebrate Halloween and she would like for us to
do it as a.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Team, and so I'm like, Okay, I'm going to get
on board. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm running into an issue though, because why are all.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Of the adult Halloween costumes? Second? See, like can't we
like who? What is wrong with the world?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Because I just want to be a regular scarecrow or something.
Looking up scarecrow costumes, she got on uh three, Uh
what is his knee hat?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Boom?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, she got on fish net stockings. Like what scarecrow?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is this that?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm like, okay, maybe I can be poison ivy. She
has on an evening gown with a V deep deep
V cut. I'm like, what a yes? Why are all
these costumes so sexy? Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Can I just be a nurse? Like I just want
to be a nurse? Oh no, no, you can't know.
You certainly can't be a nurse.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, that that one's not No, it has to be sexy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Everyone knows that every one of these costumes is sexy.
I'm talking about Super Mario, you know, Batwoman, Daphne from
Scooby Doooe. You know obody is sexy. And can I
just be Tinkerbelle? I'm I'm over this, Like can we?
I don't want to be sexy on Halloween. I just
want to be scary or like a.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Little ugly costume.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why are all of these costumes so sexy?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well? I think that's that's what Halloween has become. I
feel like it's become like take whatever you want to do.
And then make it sexy and then that's Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't want this, can I like even the referee
for it? Wonder Woman a baseball player? Why she got
on a two piece? I'm looking at super Woman's clappers.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't want to see this. It's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And you know, I'm a fluff me, a fine woman,
so I need some coverage.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You want to be out here trigger treating with.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
The kids and my thighs out and it's just so
much and I'm over it, like I'm about I don't
even know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Maybe I need to look up the.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Men costumes, like yeah, like why does Scooby Doo have
on like.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
A like them of the chap things that it's.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Like, God, it's like a police officer costume, except you're
wearing that Kim Gardashian thong. Yes, why like why, oh
my goodness, sexy oscar the grousee.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We will make anything sexy thing. You did say you
wanted to be a man of some sort.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, I cannot just be a man because at this
point these costumes is it's just not giving what it's
supposed to give. I don't know where you're wearing these
costumes too, especially if you have children.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's insane. Sexy skunk.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wow, I need to look this up. I need to
what it's like a black neglige with a tail or something.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like what She's got a black tube dress on with
some fur and then she has like arm things but
it's a tiny.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Dress and uh yeah, she's a sexy skunk.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They've made the FedEx worker costume sexy. Like this is
getting out of handbro I can't be a construction worker.
I can't be a strawberry. You know, Arsen, look at
butt pads.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't know why we're doing this.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So am I going to show up in a costume
on Friday at our live show and it's gonna just
be me. I'm trying to work with you, but at
this point I might just dress up and spread because
I any other options unless I want to be happy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's cold down here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well I guess we know what what. Caitlin's gonna be
sexy skunk. I mean she laser focused on that one.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So yeah, well I'm just wow, probably you I do.
I will be Michael Myers this year. Okay. I face masks?
Oh my got it?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, I got the face mask and I got the
what is it the outfit, it's like a garage guy
the jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, like a mechanic in a mechanic shop. Yeah, so
you want to borrow that? I got you guys. I
also have chunky. I got it all.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And it's either sexy or it's like wildly inappropriate I feel,
And I like, for example, you can get a breathalyzer costume,
but it has the breathalyzer thing like for a guy
like down there, see and like you walk around with that,
like why like it's not necessary?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And I mean, sexy corn on the cob, Jason, look
at this corn.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I want leads for.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Like the bedroom because I'm the link sexy corn. We've
been maybe for two years, you know, we got kids.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, let me tell you when I see it. When
I see a corn on the cop that's what I knows.
It's time. It's it's definitely time.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Uh None costume, Wait till I seen you a picture
of this? This not a sexy dog?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, isn't that an oxymoron? Sexy None
This is the Fredshell each time celebrate the holiday season
with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in Las Vegas. It's November
twenty eighth through December thirteenth, Adobe Live at Park MGM
and you could be going a trip or two to
the December twelfth show at two Night's Day at Park
MGM December twelfth through to fourteenth and round trip airfare.
(00:21):
Text touch to five seven seven three nine right now
for a chance to win. A confirmation text will be
sent standard message and data rates may apply.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's all thanks to Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like writing in our diaries, except we say them alive.
We call them blogs. Kiki's got one.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Go yes, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I am trying to be a good sport, a
good friend in all the things, and support Kaylin in
her Halloween efforts. Okay, she has expressed that she plans
to celebrate Halloween and she would like for us to
do it as a.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Team, and so I'm like, Okay, I'm going to get
on board. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm running into an issue though, because why are all.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Of the adult Halloween costumes? Second? See, like can't we
like who? What is wrong with the world?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Because I just want to be a regular scarecrow or something.
Looking up scarecrow costumes, she got on uh three, Uh
what is his knee hat?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Boom?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, she got on fish net stockings. Like what scarecrow?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Is this that?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm like, okay, maybe I can be poison ivy. She
has on an evening gown with a V deep deep
V cut. I'm like, what a yes? Why are all
these costumes so sexy? Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Can I just be a nurse? Like I just want
to be a nurse? Oh no, no, you can't know.
You certainly can't be a nurse.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, that that one's not No, it has to be sexy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Everyone knows that every one of these costumes is sexy.
I'm talking about Super Mario, you know, Batwoman, Daphne from
Scooby Doooe. You know obody is sexy. And can I
just be Tinkerbelle? I'm I'm over this, Like can we?
I don't want to be sexy on Halloween. I just
want to be scary or like a.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Little ugly costume.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why are all of these costumes so sexy?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well? I think that's that's what Halloween has become. I
feel like it's become like take whatever you want to do.
And then make it sexy and then that's Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't want this, can I like even the referee
for it? Wonder Woman a baseball player? Why she got
on a two piece? I'm looking at super Woman's clappers.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't want to see this. It's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And you know, I'm a fluff me, a fine woman,
so I need some coverage.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You want to be out here trigger treating with.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
The kids and my thighs out and it's just so
much and I'm over it, like I'm about I don't
even know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Maybe I need to look up the.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Men costumes, like yeah, like why does Scooby Doo have
on like.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
A like them of the chap things that it's.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Like, God, it's like a police officer costume, except you're
wearing that Kim Gardashian thong. Yes, why like why, oh
my goodness, sexy oscar the grousee.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We will make anything sexy thing. You did say you
wanted to be a man of some sort.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, I cannot just be a man because at this
point these costumes is it's just not giving what it's
supposed to give. I don't know where you're wearing these
costumes too, especially if you have children.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's insane. Sexy skunk.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wow, I need to look this up. I need to
what it's like a black neglige with a tail or something.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like what She's got a black tube dress on with
some fur and then she has like arm things but
it's a tiny.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Dress and uh yeah, she's a sexy skunk.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They've made the FedEx worker costume sexy. Like this is
getting out of handbro I can't be a construction worker.
I can't be a strawberry. You know, Arsen, look at
butt pads.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't know why we're doing this.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So am I going to show up in a costume
on Friday at our live show and it's gonna just
be me. I'm trying to work with you, but at
this point I might just dress up and spread because
I any other options unless I want to be happy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's cold down here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well I guess we know what what. Caitlin's gonna be
sexy skunk. I mean she laser focused on that one.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So yeah, well I'm just wow, probably you I do.
I will be Michael Myers this year. Okay. I face masks?
Oh my got it?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, I got the face mask and I got the
what is it the outfit, it's like a garage guy
the jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, like a mechanic in a mechanic shop. Yeah, so
you want to borrow that? I got you guys. I
also have chunky. I got it all.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And it's either sexy or it's like wildly inappropriate I feel,
And I like, for example, you can get a breathalyzer costume,
but it has the breathalyzer thing like for a guy
like down there, see and like you walk around with that,
like why like it's not necessary?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And I mean, sexy corn on the cob, Jason, look
at this corn.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I want leads for.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Like the bedroom because I'm the link sexy corn. We've
been maybe for two years, you know, we got kids.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, let me tell you when I see it. When
I see a corn on the cop that's what I knows.
It's time. It's it's definitely time.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Uh None costume, Wait till I seen you a picture
of this? This not a sexy dog?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, isn't that an oxymoron? Sexy None
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