Radio Blogs: Paulina Brushes Her Teeth Fred's Way!

Yesterday Fred and the crew had a heated debate on the way people brush their teeth. Apparently there's no universal way people brush their teeth and Paulina decided to do it the way Fred does!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they say. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. So it's like we're.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Writing in our diaries, except we say them Aliud. We
don't write them, of course, because we just none of
us know how to print anymore. So we have to
talk because that's all we know how to do.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Pauline, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yes, go dear blog this room, this room that I'm
sitting in right now.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I want to say.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can't remember who sided with me yesterday, but I
tried something new because you guys talked about well, we
all talked about it at nauseum, to the point where
I was like, you know what, I'm going to brush
my teeth this morning, and I'm going to try Fred's way.
I think, well, actually i'll show you why. Not my boobs,
but I'll show you why.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Like she's cupping her yeah, why she tells this story.
I'm like, where what does that have to do with
You're supposed to brush your teeth? Not the host? Right.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well, see what happened was I was like, Okay, I
guess I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I don't want to take off what I've done to
my teeth.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
The debate yesterday was, yes, do you rinse after you
brush your teeth? Most of you, if not all of
you do, And for whatever reason I don't. I brush
my teeth and walk away. I spit out whatever was
left of the you know whatever, the remnants, and then
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm good. I've never had an issue with this.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, we found out yesterday you should be doing I
guess that because then you're taking the water when you spay.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I guess takes out the whatever, the flooride whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It was literally divided. I got DMS. I was Kicky
and I were just at a cup radio conference and
we had a little thing on our show, a little
little panel, and I was just talking about this.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We will come up with.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Stuff, you know, we'll sit around and plan stuff for
a month and we'll do it and nobody, you know whatever,
people are like, cool, we'll talk about whether you should
rinse after brushing your teeth. I got fifty dms about
it yesterday, and it was divided. Right, I'm a dentist, yep.
I invented toothpaste. I invented the toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, you know, it was like you should you shouldn't?
You should? You shouldn't. It was right down the midde anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sorry, Well, I'm like afraid too because I had silver
teeth growing up, and I guess those are equivalent to
the silver caps that you need when you get your
teeth all rotten when you're a.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Child, because you need silver teeth.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Have you never seen silver caps on people's teeth?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Caps, So I call them silver teeth.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
That was.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, yeah, but the whole tooth was silver. I thought
I was born with silver teeth. Well, that was because
you didn't brush your teeth at all. I had juice.
My mom like spoon fed me juice all day. It
was it was bad. I won't get my kids juice
for this reason. It was terrible. But yeah, I had
silver teeth growing up. Sos were your whole tooth.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Well, the whole tooth was covered with a silver crown
or whatever it's called it.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
You've never seen her wooden teeth before, George Washington.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
She paints him white every day. It's crazy. That's where
I met.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And then I was like, well, I guess I gotta
start something new now.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I got to take care of my teeth.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
So I brushed my teeth this morning and then I
spit the remains out. Okay, I got on my shirt,
which is why I'm pointing to my boobs.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
So I already failed at this.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And then I how do you miss so dramatically? I
don't know, how do you? How do the sink is? Right?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
There's getting your reduction too angry.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I wish I could demonstrate what I think you probably
did this morning, but I don't want to get my
shirt dirty.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
But what do you do?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Do you just stand there and just let it dribble
down your bend over?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I don't know, i'men doing it wrong this whole time.
So then I was like.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Step one exactly, how do you use a sink over?
The sink? Got it?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
And then I was like, well, I have to swallow
because like that's what you do next?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right, No relying toothcase so much, but I ate, so
there's a time for that, and there's a time to not.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Okay, Well you said don't don't spit it out with water,
So I was like, okay, I will have to swallow anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And I know you, yes, I know you don't. No
one's saying eat the toothpaste. I'm poisoned.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm so confused about what the issue is here, Like,
first of all, how much toothpaste are you people using?
Second of all, if you spit out what you just
did there, I don't walk around with like toast.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There's not still toothpaste in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I've never had an issue where I'm like.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I proved it.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I feel like you don't get it all out unless
you rinse it out, like spit out most of it.
But I feel like it's still in there the poison control.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Am I not using enough toothpaste or something?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Because when I wet the brush, I put the toothpaste on.
I cannot believe we spent two days talking about this.
It is no wonder. It is no wonder that we
are we have a negative. There are negative people listening
in some cities. There's no wonder about this. But I
wet the brush, I put the toothpaste on. I wet
the toothpaste, which that I think is probably a necessary,
unnecessary step, but I do it, and then I got

(04:49):
a little electric thing. I'm in there for like a
minute or so, however long it does it, I spit
out what is I don't know, a little bit of water,
a lot of toothpaste, some Sali I spit that out,
there's nothing left in my mouth. It's not like there's
just toothpaste everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You have a magic mouth, because like I, well, I've
heard that the streets. You're talking. Yeah, so I hear.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
But there's always some left in there, always after I spit.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's why I have to rinse it.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I've honestly never had an issue where I'm like, gosh,
there's a lot of toothpaste less in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I need a video.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I need a video tutorial of how you brush your teeth, please,
because this is insane.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's all for it'll.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Get way more views than the ones I actually try.
So there's that. Waiting by the phone is new at
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