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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They tell them touch Yeah, they talk better than they
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show after
running in our diaries, except we saying them aloud. We
call them blogs. Paulina, Yes, ready, I am go. Thank
you so much, dear blog. I had a little.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Situation, was it two days ago at the house. And
one thing about me. I love a sale, Okay, I
love clearance. I love to buy baby clothes on clearance
because babies will wear it for five minutes and then
they grow out of it. That's just how it goes.
So I bought a shirt right it was on clearance.
The shirt happens to say something that Hobby saw and

(00:37):
was like freaked out for I can tell for a
good like thirty and thirty minutes. I didn't say anything,
but I can tell his mood change and everything, and
I was like, what's going on. So the shirt that
baby gig she was wearing said little sister.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh my god, little sister. I'm sorry, sister. Sorry, I
say little sister. I would be like, well, where's the
big sister. See, by the way, the big sister shirt.
That's that's how that's the picture that Polly. She was
wearing that shirt to announce that a baby sister was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, that's very common and really cute, but it wasn't
cute in my house because I only want one kid.
He only wants one kid. We would like I don't
think I would tell him that way, but I think
he thought I did, Like that was me coming out
to him to the world, and like, you know, we
got a baby cut literally two underdo like is cute
and all, but my personal hell, personally.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't know if I could do.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm not built for this, but like even just two
period would be really hard for me. But I was
like no, no, no, no no, because you'd mentioned it.
He was like, are you gonna like tell me something?
And I got kind of scared. I was like, oh,
tell you what, like pining to the shirt and he's like,
we gonna say anything, and like you brought her out
of the her nap with this.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I was like, no, we're not big sisters.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's so funny because you told us that you were
pregnant with T shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Remember yes, yeah, I don't know, oh my god, the
T shirts. But if you have the shirt, could you
have bought another clearance shirt? It had to be that one.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I mean I love a clearance item because they're gonna
wear it for.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Literally what it meant like big sister.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Like yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Do you know what a big sister is? Even though
you are one? Guys?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, I just wanted the shirt because it's like one
of those onesies. She's in her face where she has
to wear the long sleep onesies because the sleepsack. The
arms are out now she's rolling, she's on her stomach.
So that's the whole like premise.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Of this elisode. Like I don't care what it says,
it's just it's just a shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's just sure she's gonna wear for one more month,
and it's gonna go right to the donation, like you
know what I mean, we move on.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
For somebody who's announcing it. It'll be perfect for an announcement.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So yeah, I don't know if anyone else had a
scare because that was mine. Well I guess his scare.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my god. He's pretty cop about it, though.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
He was, but I could tell he was like quiet
and he was just probably waiting if I was gonna
say something or pop up with balloons or something. I
don't know what he thought. But also I have a
io you. So I'm like, we're definitely not getting preggers.
You got to io you, I got to io you.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know it's pretty full proof.
But every now and.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Again, I know, I get scared.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I get really every now and again. His face would
have been priceless. Tell me bag, like, did we so? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
For thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, you could have put that kid in a Green
Bay packer's wednesdie and it probably would have had less
of a reaction than that. You got something to tell me?
Oh my god, my bad, Jason, Yes, in a row.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Wow, Thank you, dear blog. So, if you follow me
on Instagram, I posted a video Sunday nights of my
washing machine and it was full of SuDS. And the
reason for that is Mike woke up on Sunday morning
and just felt that the washer was dirty, so he
decided to inspect it, take a look at And I

(03:47):
immediately take offense to this because I'm always the one
that is supposed to like clean and make sure everything
is like tidy. So he gets, you know, this big
bad attitude when he feels that he needs to tackle
something to clean. Now, this man hasn't done a load
of laundry in probably fourteen years since I met him.
So he you know, does a couple of things to it.
Still you know, it's dirty, it's dirty, okay.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
For some reason, he decides that it's a good idea
to just dump every cleaning product you can think of
directly into the tub of the washing machine, not through
the little like you know, tray that the soap is
supposed to go in. We're gonna dump multiple bottles of
different cleaning solution in the washing machine. Okay, hey, I'm

(04:31):
just here. You do it better than me. So I'm
just sitting here right. You need need to hold this,
grab you the want see it right there. I was
like okay.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
He's like it was Orlando Bloom can get from this addition.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Break the washing machine. So then I go to the bathroom.
He went and was sitting on the couch and I
get up and go back in the kitchen. SUTs the
whole thing like you can't even see through the door it.
I was like, uh, like this is full of sutss
like literally little just soap. So then he comes in
he's like uh oh, so immediately opens the door and

(05:07):
SuDS just you know, flow out of it all over
the floor. So I had to get him a picture
and a big tub, and he's scooping SuDS out to
the point where he's like, are you videoing this? Because
now he thinks he's gonna go viral? Right, So now
he's like, you know whatever, because if he made the mistake,
it's okay. It's funny, right right.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
If you had done it, Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well me filled the washer with SuDS. You know, I'm
on a hunger strike for two weeks, right, so you know,
but we cleared it up. It was funny, funny, and
now it's all good. So PSA, don't put soap directly
into the washer because it'll just be full of wow.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Because like you see how much you put in for
like a load of clothing, It's like not a lot, right,
so you start pouring more than that in there. It's
but he wouldn't know because he's sniper.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wouldn't know, right, he wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
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