Radio Blogs: Paulina's Bestie Has An Idea

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, they tell me these are the radio blocks on
the Fred Show. The honest one. Kiln is a Gracy
Award winner period. Yeah yeah, and that little rant and
Kiki just went on, that's why she's a Gracy Award winner.
You got to get Paulina one. Paulina, come on, you
know what I think? You know?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Greatness is? Is it just you know, if it's in you,
it's in you. If it's not, it's not, Well, nobody
is in you, sir.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know. Some days I don't know greatness is
in you? And we're about to you know what, this
story that you're about to tell this blog to win
you not only a Gracie but one of those Best
Dome Awards from uh whatever? What is the award that
we didn't submit for? Really the silver one?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What about the Macaroni Award?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, we'll never win anything like that. Hall of Fame?
What never let me.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Do your submission please, because you're.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Getting lots in the parking lot should have won us
that award.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
The fact that I want to put your car, I
almost love taps the crap out of your car.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And I didn't win that week. Honestly, I commanded to
recap the whole thing me too, I keep calling it. Yeah,
that's insane. I don't know. Maybe you would win that anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ahead please, oh thank you so much, dear blog. So yeah,
they're calling right now. So there's the thing, guys. I
have an eight month old daughter. She's a baby. She
doesn't walk, she doesn't talk, she doesn't nowhere noses. But
my friend Jonathan, my bestie, he's already planning for her
to be a part of taekwondo school.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I guess is that school? Yeah, I should take taekwondo seriously. Yeah, yeah,
he wants to try and enroll your eight month old
in taekwond Jiu jitsu is what we want to be
in jiu jitsu? Yeah, jiu jitsu that one.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Uh huh. Yeah, So I guess that's school. It's in
my neighborhood, and I guess they do both.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I was like, well, John, then you know, she
can't really do that yet. But I don't know what
AJ start, maybe three, I don't know. We got a
couple of years ago. But I was like, why the
interest in you know, such activities, and he said that
there's a really really hot instructor.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I don't know how he knows this where he's seen him,
but he goes.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You know, I'll take Gig, I'll take the baby, and
we'll go and i'll take her pick her from class
and I'll stay during class.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And I just want to know.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Like, if you guys ever done that where it's like,
you know, you pretend to be somewhere or you want
to go somewhere to see the hot bartender, right or
the hot teacher or whatever, because I don't think I
would do that. I love my kid, but I'm not
going to stay there for an hour to watch her,
you know, hit a wooden panel. They're going to do.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I mean righting.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
She's eight months old, So first of all, they're gonna
turn me away. But number two, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I've definitely frequented restaurants or stores more than someone probably
should because somebody hot works there. Yeah, you know that
I'm interested in. We're going to that restaurant with that
uh which one server? I forgot there was one that right?
Was that the place? It's somewhere closer your name where

(03:18):
you live, Fred? You were you were going all the
time because there was a waitress, hot waitress. Yeah, yeah,
and which one. Yeah, I know, No, I mean it
sounds like me. That sounds like me to become fixated
on something and then not give it up until I'm
until the restraining order is issued. Yeah, that's a bit
a nice.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
For the record, there are no restraining orders that I uh,
nor have I been well. No, I was just saying
I was almost banned from one place, but no, remember
that that was because I was talking smack about the waitresses.
Then boyfriends, Yeah, you should really get yourself into it,
don't you. I talk too much, too many words, too

(03:56):
much external dialogue. You're like real life Larry.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm telling your friend now that you've seen Curb you
you are Larry David.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Have you guys ever done this? Have you ever enrolled
in something? Done anything? Because there was a hot person
there that you were hoping to interact with.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
My ex enrolled in the club so he can see
the hot bottle girl at that time, I was like
twenty two though, miss nicky baby, yeah's pretty.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Much enrolled in. Yeah, he enrolled. LL think. I think
it happens all the time. I think people do it
all the time, go to the gym at certain times,
hoping to see the gym crush or the train or
the todd or whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh yeah, really.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I would say that that is is. I wouldn't have
any issue with it. If she could move her arms,
yeah that was like, yeah, in a coordinated way, I
would yeah. Or I suppose we could start with walking.
Walking is cool.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think Walka is a great star right now. She's
discovering her hands. Sometimes when she's like laying out for
a diaper change, she stares at her hands like, this
is the coolest think I've ever seen brand new, never
seen them.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
She's looking at her fingers.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you know what, after we kind of get past
that fascination, we can do jujitsu. They may feel like
they must feel like they're high, you know what I mean,
Like all this, all these things that are discovering, like
holy spit, I have hand, I have a hand cats
to me.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, anything and everything. Sometimes I still
have that thought. Well on a Friday night, I know, yeah,
this sounds like a normal evening. I don't know what.
I don't know what's so worried about it. I don't
know why you have to be to be a baby
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