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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ut.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they sided. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. It looks like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say to them aloud.
We call them blogs. Yes, why not take it away?
Thank you so much your blog you guys. I think
I may have reached a new point of insanity of
just like that's hard to do in this room, yes,
(00:23):
like comparatively, but go ahead. Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And I don't know if it's just a meeting or what,
but I I did something the other day that I'm not.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Proud of, right, but you know, things happen with the vibe.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I was face timing and I had her kind of
like in my arms, you know, we're laying down and
my goofy ass was holding the phone up. Oh no, yeah,
and she's looking in the camera and we're face timing,
and the phone drops.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I lost the grip of the phone, yes, and it fell.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm like the thing was like the right side of
her face, so kind of like her head basically right. So,
as a parent, you feel so good to you feel
like the worst human being on like the scum of
the earth.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
This is how you feel.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So I first thing I did was obviously checked see
she was okay, and she did her little scrunge face.
I'm gonna cry, but then like I kind of calmed.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
On my shoe on. She wasn't even know what happened, right.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have noticed with with babies and especially uh toddlers
into like whatever you know, age I don't know about
Actually you might be too old for this, but like
when that face starts to come, you've got about, yes,
about four seconds to where you can turn that. You
can change the course of history right like you got
(01:34):
there's like a minute where you're not even a minute,
I mean it's literally seconds where you see the face
beginning to morph into like it's about to be an explosion,
and you've got you got one move, you got one
decision to make, and you can turn it around right there.
Otherwise meltdown occurs. You were able to thwart the meltdown
because you were able to like capitalize on that transitionary moment.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I changed history that day.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You did. No, you did excellent, excellent work. I'm so
proud of you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It actually feels good when you like get your kids
not having like a complete meltdown because of something that
you did.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know, I feel like such a clown.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So then I after she's okay, you know, the face
went away, We're good.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I ran a Google and googled, you know, does my
baby have a concussion?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Should I go to the hospital? Like because then start
thinking crazy, right, and then I'm googling like, dropped phone
on kid? Has anyone ever done it?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Before? I get Google, like from protective It's like, hey, apparently.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's really it's really common, like things happening. But I
just was like, you know, what do parents do when
this happens to their kid?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Everyone's like, your kid's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Babies are resilient, but obviously, and if they have like
a mark, then like go to the doctor. But she
had no mark on her face, no nothing. She was
completely fine and it kind of hit like the edge
of her head. So I was like, okay, thank god.
Then I did something else.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
On top of that. I punched her, No, get them
out of here. I took my phone, I laid down,
I put my.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hand all the way in the air, and I dropped
the phone in my head to see how much it hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Because I didn't want it on yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You did it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And then I googled it and a lot of people
do that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can see it. I can see it having I
don't know that it was necessary for you to do
it too, so why not?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, listen, I deserved it, But I also wanted to see, like, Okay, well,
how bad did this hurt? Because then I have to
go to the doctor because I'm like freaking out the
first time.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Mom, So I put it all in the air, but
you were.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You were expecting it, she wasn't. Yeah, you also have
a fully formed cranium.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Nope, I didn't have knee cap nice and high. And
now now you guys have matching bruisesn't there?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
If it makes you feel better, I've done this much
to myself, yourself, Like I've been on FaceTime and I've
held the phone up and I've gotten to the point
where I didn't realize my arm had fallen asleep, yes,
and then all of a sudden, the phone just falls
out of my hand like I was. I guess I
was so involved enveloped in the in the face time,
I didn't realize that my humans iPhone stand aka my
left arm was a sleeping drops out of my So
(04:01):
I've done it to myself yeah, so that makes you
feel better. And I'm not responsible for anyone but myself.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It does.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It does as an accident, I completely planned my I
like laid back, I put my hand up, I had
the phone fall right in my wace because I'm like,
I have to seriousness, like was it bad?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Like one through time? What was the pain on this?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
But at the end of the day, we're all okay.
I did call my doctor, like the nurse, and she said,
you're fine. As long as you don't see like any
kind of bruising or swelling, you're completely fine.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
This happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
And I was like, so we're all a bunch of clowns,
a whole group of parent clowns.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's probably an entire topic. It's like, tell me about
the time that you thought you injured your kid accident.
And the other thing I've noticed about the kids is
like if they if they fall on their own or
like hurt themselves, there's about one second of dead silence. Yes,
it's a it's like a deafening silence before then they
take the breath to start screaming. But like it's almost
(04:52):
like the silence makes you go, oh my god, did
they and then they start screaming. As painful as that
is to hear, you're like, okay, they can breathe, Yes, yeah, Paul,
did they hurt themselves? And you're like you're like one,
two there, No, he did, but everything's okay.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
There goes.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
My mom was swinging and on my swing set, I
ran up to mommy, mommy, she kicked me right in the.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Face and so don't feel bad, and I got to
kick her back.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, then she wouldn't try to ye.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And she was telling that story last night. It mellows beautiful.
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Ut.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, they talk better than they sided. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. It looks like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say to them aloud.
We call them blogs. Yes, why not take it away?
Thank you so much your blog you guys. I think
I may have reached a new point of insanity of
just like that's hard to do in this room, yes,
(00:23):
like comparatively, but go ahead. Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And I don't know if it's just a meeting or what,
but I I did something the other day that I'm not.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Proud of, right, but you know, things happen with the vibe.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I was face timing and I had her kind of
like in my arms, you know, we're laying down and
my goofy ass was holding the phone up. Oh no, yeah,
and she's looking in the camera and we're face timing,
and the phone drops.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I lost the grip of the phone, yes, and it fell.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm like the thing was like the right side of
her face, so kind of like her head basically right. So,
as a parent, you feel so good to you feel
like the worst human being on like the scum of
the earth.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
This is how you feel.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So I first thing I did was obviously checked see
she was okay, and she did her little scrunge face.
I'm gonna cry, but then like I kind of calmed.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
On my shoe on. She wasn't even know what happened, right.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I have noticed with with babies and especially uh toddlers
into like whatever you know, age I don't know about
Actually you might be too old for this, but like
when that face starts to come, you've got about, yes,
about four seconds to where you can turn that. You
can change the course of history right like you got
(01:34):
there's like a minute where you're not even a minute,
I mean it's literally seconds where you see the face
beginning to morph into like it's about to be an explosion,
and you've got you got one move, you got one
decision to make, and you can turn it around right there.
Otherwise meltdown occurs. You were able to thwart the meltdown
because you were able to like capitalize on that transitionary moment.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I changed history that day.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You did. No, you did excellent, excellent work. I'm so
proud of you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It actually feels good when you like get your kids
not having like a complete meltdown because of something that
you did.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know, I feel like such a clown.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So then I after she's okay, you know, the face
went away, We're good.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I ran a Google and googled, you know, does my
baby have a concussion?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Should I go to the hospital? Like because then start
thinking crazy, right, and then I'm googling like, dropped phone
on kid? Has anyone ever done it?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Before? I get Google, like from protective It's like, hey, apparently.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's really it's really common, like things happening. But I
just was like, you know, what do parents do when
this happens to their kid?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Everyone's like, your kid's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Babies are resilient, but obviously, and if they have like
a mark, then like go to the doctor. But she
had no mark on her face, no nothing. She was
completely fine and it kind of hit like the edge
of her head. So I was like, okay, thank god.
Then I did something else.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
On top of that. I punched her, No, get them
out of here. I took my phone, I laid down,
I put my.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hand all the way in the air, and I dropped
the phone in my head to see how much it hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Because I didn't want it on yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You did it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And then I googled it and a lot of people
do that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can see it. I can see it having I
don't know that it was necessary for you to do
it too, so why not?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, listen, I deserved it, But I also wanted to see, like, Okay, well,
how bad did this hurt? Because then I have to
go to the doctor because I'm like freaking out the
first time.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Mom, So I put it all in the air, but
you were.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You were expecting it, she wasn't. Yeah, you also have
a fully formed cranium.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Nope, I didn't have knee cap nice and high. And
now now you guys have matching bruisesn't there?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
If it makes you feel better, I've done this much
to myself, yourself, Like I've been on FaceTime and I've
held the phone up and I've gotten to the point
where I didn't realize my arm had fallen asleep, yes,
and then all of a sudden, the phone just falls
out of my hand like I was. I guess I
was so involved enveloped in the in the face time,
I didn't realize that my humans iPhone stand aka my
left arm was a sleeping drops out of my So
(04:01):
I've done it to myself yeah, so that makes you
feel better. And I'm not responsible for anyone but myself.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It does.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It does as an accident, I completely planned my I
like laid back, I put my hand up, I had
the phone fall right in my wace because I'm like,
I have to seriousness, like was it bad?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Like one through time? What was the pain on this?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
But at the end of the day, we're all okay.
I did call my doctor, like the nurse, and she said,
you're fine. As long as you don't see like any
kind of bruising or swelling, you're completely fine.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
This happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
And I was like, so we're all a bunch of clowns,
a whole group of parent clowns.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's probably an entire topic. It's like, tell me about
the time that you thought you injured your kid accident.
And the other thing I've noticed about the kids is
like if they if they fall on their own or
like hurt themselves, there's about one second of dead silence. Yes,
it's a it's like a deafening silence before then they
take the breath to start screaming. But like it's almost
(04:52):
like the silence makes you go, oh my god, did
they and then they start screaming. As painful as that
is to hear, you're like, okay, they can breathe, Yes, yeah, Paul,
did they hurt themselves? And you're like you're like one,
two there, No, he did, but everything's okay.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
There goes.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
My mom was swinging and on my swing set, I
ran up to mommy, mommy, she kicked me right in the.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Face and so don't feel bad, and I got to
kick her back.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, then she wouldn't try to ye.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And she was telling that story last night. It mellows beautiful.
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