Radio Blogs: Rufio's Anxiety With Windshield Wipers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
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All right, Ruvio, take it away, blog. This is I
worry about a lot of things I've never worried about. This.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Go ahead, all right, thank you, dear.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
This conversation, well, I guess I'm not argument, but a
conversation happens every time it rains and Jess and I
are driving. I'm driving, and I'm the type of person
that kind of has anxiety when it comes to the
speed of windshield wipers. Like every car is different, Like

(01:21):
my car is different speeds than I'm driving Thaness's car, right, So,
like I'm the type of person that if it's raining,
I push it auto. I put I control the speed
of the windsh wipers, so I'll push the button and
it'll go okay. Like sometimes it's ten seconds between wipes,
it's twenty seconds between wipes. So it's like and it

(01:42):
sometimes doesn't call for that, like some you know what
I'm saying, Like if it's just drizzling, I don't need
it on super fast speed, Like you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Look like a psychopath if you're driving, so you can.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Control it manually versus some cars have it where it's
just automatic.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean, it does it like as much as it
thinks it should.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Right, every car has the settings, Like there the intermediate setting,
there's one, there's two, and then there's super fast max.
And I don't like those speeds because I liked it
super heavy. Yeah yeah, I like to control the speed
of the considered for the rainfall.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
If it's s trizzling, I'm not gonna have it on
a speed that's constantly going and and she's just like,
why don't you just.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Put it on setting one.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I was like, because I it's not, it's not it's
going too fast for what I needed to go.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Like, you know, man does does that make sense? Can
you imagine like this should?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's down to the very finest points we're arguing about
in his personal life. It matter argues here and then
he goes home and they argue about how fast the windshield.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
But I also judge other people on their wage to
wife for speeds, you know, like you see other cars
come like on the other going the different direction you are,
or if you're stopped at a stoplight or something, if
you're stoping to.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Stop lighting, like man's aggressive windshields. Yes, I'm telling you one.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Like this.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, no, no, it gives me anxiety if the thing
ain't wiping fast enough, or if I find out, because
you never find out until it's raining that the wiper
blades are gone right and then you need new wiper.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You never find out till they don't work out. Well,
that's another racket. The Winchhill wiper Dame is a racket.
Like it doesn't matter if you have the forty dollars
one or the three dollars one from Costco. They're the
same thing, they're not. They last thirty.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Months, yes, yes, but you don't find out until it's
torrential downpour and then you're like, oh boy, he don't
work anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
But like I said, I judge people on their wiper speed, Like,
if it's drizzling, you don't need it on the super
fast speed.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I do, you can't get it. You won't be able
to see.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
If it's barely raining and you have a super fast speed,
then all you hear is, you know what I'm saying,
the streaking across the windshield.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Because there's not moisture. Yes, you gotta love those things.
If that thing is squeaking, then it's running too fast.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Now I'm starting to get into this with you. Thank
you great. Keep reporting out. One more thing for to
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