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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kiki's latest issue. You see that you've had a lot
of issues lately. I mean a couple of days ago,
you were upset about the fancy restaurant that we went to,
and you thought the presentation took too long. By the way,
I got texts for days about those crabs. Oh really yeah,
at the restaurant, I should spec it that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I wasn't thinking that.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I was just wondering what kind of text You.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Were looking at me with the biggest eyes I've ever
seen you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Your eyes were because what could possibly be so important
about the crabs that people would need to text you
all weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Because they were amazed at the sustainability of the crabs
at the fancy restaurant that we would see where they
apparently remove one I say, remove one of the little
whatever crab legs or cremper claw, whatever it is, and
then they throw it back in and it grows back,
so they don't kill the crab to do this. Apparently
it's not painful. We learned all of this and this
presentation of this fancy restaurant the company took us to
(00:58):
that Kiki didn't even like, I.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Don't want to hear it. The restaurant she didn't want
to hear this, and I had.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Never heard of this before, and people were like really,
people telling friends of mine are like, where'd you go?
Like that's interesting, I've never heard of this before, Like
they were fascinated by this fact.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Not you though.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
That was a forty five minute presentation before we even
got drinks.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, and you should see the time share and no passo.
I got like, pa, how long it takes to grow back? No,
we didn't know because Kiki was like Kiki actually.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Covering my mouth like Klen, don't ask.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I had a lot of questions, but you could
read to me. Yeah, okay. She was throwing pretzel rolls
at me, tell me, don't ask question.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah right, no bread, no water, no talking. I don't
want to handle. Didn't it make you more hungry? Though?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yes, it made me ready to bite everybody's head off.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I think that's why they do it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
They tell you all the food, they don't give you
any food, and then by the time it's time to order,
it's like I'll take everything you said. Yes, it's a tactic,
it is. So, now what do you what are you
upset about?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I really not upset. I actually want to issue an
apology because I shut up. I did not know reverse
parking was such a hot topic.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Reverse parking, like with that.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Thang reverse and that. I did not know that that
was such a hot topic. But like I made fun
of my Ryan. He comes on before our show, Ryan Lee,
and I pulled into the parking garage. I was running
late for me, you know, like it's you know, I
have I need my time. So I was a little behind.
I pull in and I'm looking at him backing into
this parking space. I cannot go forward to park because
(02:42):
he's taking his sweet time parking backwards in this parking space.
So I just made a Q video like Ryan, please
hurry up, Like make why you have to be extra
just pull into the parking lot. Everybody on social media
is like, no, that's right. The only way to park
in America is still put it in reverse.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They said, you're reverse parking. That's extremely They.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Said, that's the only way to do it. And everybody, yes, Kaylin,
we're the problem, they said, We're the ones that are
doing it wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
People who do that just want attention. They want you
to go, oh, this good job backing into that parking spot.
I beg it a parking garage, you have to back
into it. This parking garage, especially spots.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are very very tight and you have to and and
like getting in and out it's too difficult. So I
think I think in certain urban parking environments you have
to back you. I don't back into my spot at home.
I don't bag into my garage.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah you do. And you get an audience, you're like,
come watch me and tell me how good I am.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I hold on, not Kalen, that's crazy. If there's an audience,
then I stopped them all and say no way wants this,
and then I and then but if no one's looking,
then why would I go to all that effort to
show my brilliance if nobody could see it?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, you know, it takes so much effort. You have
to pull around, whip it around. Then you gotta look
at your review, and then you gotta put it in
reverse and you gotta back up, and then you gotta
like you take all this time batching up. What about
the other people that need to park into their parking
space that's running lay for work, Like move your car already.
So that is where I was coming from. But I
(04:16):
got a lot of people in the comments, saying Kiki,
it's not safe to pulle. The only safe way is
to be able to pull right out when you go.
I'm like, who's chasing you? Bro?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like, wait a minute, what does safety have to do
with it?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Because you can you could get in and go right away.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
My boyfriend claims that it's safer too, because if there's
an emergency, you can get out after. I'm like, brother,
if there's an emergency, I'm just gonna go, just take me.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't look at me.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
They gonna catch me anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Like a person who used to do crime, it was
always easier as well too, Like as a street racer,
if it's an easier way to get out that person.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Out of a park position, places of wa When.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You meet up at places and you set up races
like that, the cops would always come and break it up.
And then you just get in your car and drive
away because when you're when you're back in, you just
get in and go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Man, right now, we got ourselves a flash mom, pop
up street race.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm ready to go. Yes, I'm always ready.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes, you see what I'm the extra Like, why would
you why in your imagination are you in a street race,
like can I p s park please? But people are
upset about this for it, So I guess now I
need to learn to reverse park because I've been calling.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, backing into a spot, well, I need.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
To back it up in a spot, flip it and reverse.
I can't even call it reverse park. And that's how
crazy it's like you you know, you.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Complain about the part where they're backing in, they gotta
putt in reverse and go woo woo and look at
everything in the cameras and the mirrors and stuff like that.
Even do the same thing when you back out of
the spot if you park your family.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We like to do it after. It's easier to do
it before.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Can I say one thing though, I do agree with
the impressing people part because like with Kaylin, like her
and I carpool every morning lately, I've been doing the
reverse thing because I want her to think I'm like
a cool yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
And I you don't have to impress me, like I'm
already impressed.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
The neighbor the other day I pulled them sufarrage and.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
He's out like.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Watching him flowers and I'm like, no, but watch me right,
You're good at it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I'll give you your flowers. You're good at it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I respect Paulina admitting means that she's doing it for show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Only does the thing where she uses like the bottom
of her hands.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, you know she does literally exactly like.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Kay turned on every Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm so turned on. Honestly, it works. I'm like, put
this car in part.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'll tell you what bothers me more than that about
parking in general, if you want to go on a
parking rant, is like, my mom has a car with
a backup camera. She for years did not have a
backup camera. So now like I'll get in the car
and I'll put it in reverse, and like I'll be
driving her and I'll look, I'll look behind me to
see if anyone's behind me, like with my eyes. And
she'll go, oh, you don't need to do that, you
(07:09):
can just look in the screen. I'm like, no, no,
wait a minute. This is how accidents happen because the
screen doesn't give me the what look? Can we use
our eyes first and technology second see around? And because
the camera doesn't give me the peripheral vision that I need.
Now we're going reverse, I don't see what's coming. Yeah,
(07:32):
and then that's how accidents out.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
If you got the beep too, you don't really need
what are you driving a mac truck?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I mean that beeps if you're close to hitting.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Side or something's coming in your in your direction.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But yes, I do drive a MAT truck.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I mean, good lord, man, I'll use your eyes too, though,
you gotta look and make you crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
And now you ask him a lot. Okay, I just
put it in reverse and go all.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Right, so reverse park it, but don't look. Don't use
your eyes. The camera, that's what it's there for. The
camera doesn't show you everything.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And you know what I'm scared of though, what if
that camera is like ever delayed, you know what if
it's showing you something on the camera, but really it's
a whole person behind the car, and it's.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Just when why we use our eyes? Well, sorry to
that man. Yeah, yeah, man, you hit a man.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No I will, I'm definitely, But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
The camera had you reverse sparks, you would have the
guy would have been right in front of you, would
have seen it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You would have just not hit him.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
You're right, and that's why I am the problem.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You probably think that you are
Kiki's latest issue. You see that you've had a lot
of issues lately. I mean a couple of days ago,
you were upset about the fancy restaurant that we went to,
and you thought the presentation took too long. By the way,
I got texts for days about those crabs. Oh really yeah,
at the restaurant, I should spec it that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I wasn't thinking that.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I was just wondering what kind of text You.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Were looking at me with the biggest eyes I've ever
seen you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Your eyes were because what could possibly be so important
about the crabs that people would need to text you
all weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Because they were amazed at the sustainability of the crabs
at the fancy restaurant that we would see where they
apparently remove one I say, remove one of the little
whatever crab legs or cremper claw, whatever it is, and
then they throw it back in and it grows back,
so they don't kill the crab to do this. Apparently
it's not painful. We learned all of this and this
presentation of this fancy restaurant the company took us to
(00:58):
that Kiki didn't even like, I.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Don't want to hear it. The restaurant she didn't want
to hear this, and I had.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Never heard of this before, and people were like really,
people telling friends of mine are like, where'd you go?
Like that's interesting, I've never heard of this before, Like
they were fascinated by this fact.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Not you though.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
That was a forty five minute presentation before we even
got drinks.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, and you should see the time share and no passo.
I got like, pa, how long it takes to grow back? No,
we didn't know because Kiki was like Kiki actually.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Covering my mouth like Klen, don't ask.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So I had a lot of questions, but you could
read to me. Yeah, okay. She was throwing pretzel rolls
at me, tell me, don't ask question.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah right, no bread, no water, no talking. I don't
want to handle. Didn't it make you more hungry? Though?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yes, it made me ready to bite everybody's head off.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I think that's why they do it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
They tell you all the food, they don't give you
any food, and then by the time it's time to order,
it's like I'll take everything you said. Yes, it's a tactic,
it is. So, now what do you what are you
upset about?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I really not upset. I actually want to issue an
apology because I shut up. I did not know reverse
parking was such a hot topic.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Reverse parking, like with that.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Thang reverse and that. I did not know that that
was such a hot topic. But like I made fun
of my Ryan. He comes on before our show, Ryan Lee,
and I pulled into the parking garage. I was running
late for me, you know, like it's you know, I
have I need my time. So I was a little behind.
I pull in and I'm looking at him backing into
this parking space. I cannot go forward to park because
(02:42):
he's taking his sweet time parking backwards in this parking space.
So I just made a Q video like Ryan, please
hurry up, Like make why you have to be extra
just pull into the parking lot. Everybody on social media
is like, no, that's right. The only way to park
in America is still put it in reverse.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They said, you're reverse parking. That's extremely They.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Said, that's the only way to do it. And everybody, yes, Kaylin,
we're the problem, they said, We're the ones that are
doing it wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
People who do that just want attention. They want you
to go, oh, this good job backing into that parking spot.
I beg it a parking garage, you have to back
into it. This parking garage, especially spots.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are very very tight and you have to and and
like getting in and out it's too difficult. So I
think I think in certain urban parking environments you have
to back you. I don't back into my spot at home.
I don't bag into my garage.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah you do. And you get an audience, you're like,
come watch me and tell me how good I am.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I hold on, not Kalen, that's crazy. If there's an audience,
then I stopped them all and say no way wants this,
and then I and then but if no one's looking,
then why would I go to all that effort to
show my brilliance if nobody could see it?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, you know, it takes so much effort. You have
to pull around, whip it around. Then you gotta look
at your review, and then you gotta put it in
reverse and you gotta back up, and then you gotta
like you take all this time batching up. What about
the other people that need to park into their parking
space that's running lay for work, Like move your car already.
So that is where I was coming from. But I
(04:16):
got a lot of people in the comments, saying Kiki,
it's not safe to pulle. The only safe way is
to be able to pull right out when you go.
I'm like, who's chasing you? Bro?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like, wait a minute, what does safety have to do
with it?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Because you can you could get in and go right away.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
My boyfriend claims that it's safer too, because if there's
an emergency, you can get out after. I'm like, brother,
if there's an emergency, I'm just gonna go, just take me.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't look at me.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
They gonna catch me anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Like a person who used to do crime, it was
always easier as well too, Like as a street racer,
if it's an easier way to get out that person.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Out of a park position, places of wa When.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You meet up at places and you set up races
like that, the cops would always come and break it up.
And then you just get in your car and drive
away because when you're when you're back in, you just
get in and go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Man, right now, we got ourselves a flash mom, pop
up street race.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm ready to go. Yes, I'm always ready.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes, you see what I'm the extra Like, why would
you why in your imagination are you in a street race,
like can I p s park please? But people are
upset about this for it, So I guess now I
need to learn to reverse park because I've been calling.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, backing into a spot, well, I need.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
To back it up in a spot, flip it and reverse.
I can't even call it reverse park. And that's how
crazy it's like you you know, you.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Complain about the part where they're backing in, they gotta
putt in reverse and go woo woo and look at
everything in the cameras and the mirrors and stuff like that.
Even do the same thing when you back out of
the spot if you park your family.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We like to do it after. It's easier to do
it before.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Can I say one thing though, I do agree with
the impressing people part because like with Kaylin, like her
and I carpool every morning lately, I've been doing the
reverse thing because I want her to think I'm like
a cool yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
And I you don't have to impress me, like I'm
already impressed.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
The neighbor the other day I pulled them sufarrage and.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
He's out like.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Watching him flowers and I'm like, no, but watch me right,
You're good at it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I'll give you your flowers. You're good at it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I respect Paulina admitting means that she's doing it for show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Only does the thing where she uses like the bottom
of her hands.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, you know she does literally exactly like.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Kay turned on every Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm so turned on. Honestly, it works. I'm like, put
this car in part.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'll tell you what bothers me more than that about
parking in general, if you want to go on a
parking rant, is like, my mom has a car with
a backup camera. She for years did not have a
backup camera. So now like I'll get in the car
and I'll put it in reverse, and like I'll be
driving her and I'll look, I'll look behind me to
see if anyone's behind me, like with my eyes. And
she'll go, oh, you don't need to do that, you
(07:09):
can just look in the screen. I'm like, no, no,
wait a minute. This is how accidents happen because the
screen doesn't give me the what look? Can we use
our eyes first and technology second see around? And because
the camera doesn't give me the peripheral vision that I need.
Now we're going reverse, I don't see what's coming. Yeah,
(07:32):
and then that's how accidents out.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
If you got the beep too, you don't really need
what are you driving a mac truck?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I mean that beeps if you're close to hitting.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Side or something's coming in your in your direction.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But yes, I do drive a MAT truck.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I mean, good lord, man, I'll use your eyes too, though,
you gotta look and make you crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
And now you ask him a lot. Okay, I just
put it in reverse and go all.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Right, so reverse park it, but don't look. Don't use
your eyes. The camera, that's what it's there for. The
camera doesn't show you everything.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And you know what I'm scared of though, what if
that camera is like ever delayed, you know what if
it's showing you something on the camera, but really it's
a whole person behind the car, and it's.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Just when why we use our eyes? Well, sorry to
that man. Yeah, yeah, man, you hit a man.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No I will, I'm definitely, But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
The camera had you reverse sparks, you would have the
guy would have been right in front of you, would
have seen it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You would have just not hit him.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
You're right, and that's why I am the problem.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You probably think that you are
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