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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fred Show each time.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Celebrate the holiday season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in
Las Vegas this November twenty eighth through December thirteenth and
Dobe be live at Park MGM and you could be
going a trip for two to the December twelfth show
at two Night's Day at Park MGM December twelfth through
to fourteenth and round trip airfare. Text Holiday to five
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's all thanks to Live Nation, but it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Takes show business in the show business showdown, is someone
you secon Kiki it's your day? Yeah, it's your day,
but don't be dumb. Okay, like it is your day?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Go bright right, everybody broke, It's okay?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Thank you the honest Tay you fine?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You. Let me just promise you that if there's no
caricature man on balloon balloon animal artists at your wedding,
I'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Nobody will be mad about it. A circus.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
For you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I laughing because I had drag queens at my baby showers.
So the last person you, Brittany, yours Hey, what about
a fire eater?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know what for all? They come on?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Or how about the person that can hang weights off
of their private areas? How about that? Have you ever
seen them that can lift stuff with it? You ever
seen that on the on the internet before?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know what you over there googling and putting
and watch that nasty stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Seems you do need a piercer though.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know, I'm just about tattoos. Tattoos at the wedding, tattoos.
I love that. I know her.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Let's do it, let's do it, let's whiteboard all this. Hey,
there are no bad ideas. Yeah, showby is what do
you think of me? You you had a wedding a
few years ago?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm getting it for show you see.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my god, you want to be here talking about I
don't have that much money, but I need a romantic
swing with flowers all over it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Like, no, you don't, you don't need that, don't do it?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Hey, Sam, good morning, welcome to the program.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hi, Hello Sam.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
If I don't reel this in, we're gonna sit here
for forty five minutes and just talk about ridiculous things
that she could have at her wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Which might be funny. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Maybe we'll come back and do that. But fun fact
about you is what sam.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I like comedy shows so over the summer, I thought Push,
I thought Bobby Lee and that's my things.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh wow, all right, we'll see if they're available for
her Kiki's wedding, because apparently it's more of a variety
show than it is anything else. It's the Tonight Show
with Kiki, but it's a wedding. I'll get Jimmy Fallon
to show up. Well, we'll do a whole set in
the beginning.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It'll be great. You'll love a little monologue. You'll love it,
all right.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Five hundred and fifty bucks is the price over one
thousand wins only seventy four laws is eighth straight.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Good luck, guys, okay, good luck, thank you, good sky.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We gotta we gotta be And I'm hat of Jesse
White Tumblers and.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I get the Hey, I'll call my folks at the
Universe Soul Circus, and before long, you know, women hanging
from the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Are walking down the file like I'm not dead? What
about a little sirk to sleigh? How about that? Please?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh no, what about I bet I can get like
an off brand blue man group together.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right, the team that has the night off right. I
mean it may not be blue, and there might be
holes in the costume, but whatever, I know you can't
afford Rule.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, but we got a guy called fo Rule coming,
singing all the hits. Man, he's really good.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
See this is exactly what I told you was gonna happen. Shelley,
excuse me, Sam, it's your turn. Who was the musical
guest on s n L dropping two uncentered swear words
over the weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I thought it was a Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Which Olympics commentator bestie to Martha Stewart and drop it
like his hot rabbit turns fifty four today? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Three?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Come on? You know two?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I know, I knew we got three. Leapt it's all good.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
On Which streaming service would you find the new popular
show Monster the ed Geen Story.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh that's Netflix.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Which one of Britney Spears's exes is on a very
annoying press tour for his new memoir, Kevin and Ashanti
was I know, we're equally disgusted, and Ashanti was spotted
on the beach in the Bahamas, looking amazing with her
baby boy, who is her husband and the father of
her son, Nelly. That's a four. That's great, that's great.
(04:52):
I can sense maybe a tie, maybe not. I think
two might come back to bite you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Four. Oh wow, okay, all right, Yeah, not a bad score?
You ready at all?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah? Who was the musical guest on SNL dropping two
uncentered twere words over.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The weekend, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Which Olympics commentator bestude to Martha Stewart and drop it
like it's hot rapper turns fifty four today Olympic commentary.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
On which streaming service would you find the new popular
show Monster The ed Geen.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Story, Oh? Netflix? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Which one of Britney Spears's exes is on a very
annoying press tour for his.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
New memoir, Kevin Federline.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And then Shauncey was spotted on the beach and the
Bahamas looking amazing with her baby boy, who is her
husband and the father of her son, Nelly. That is
five and that is a whim Sam, you did great.
That's a really good score. You should be proud of yourself,
But you have to say it my name is Sam.
I got showed up on a showdown, and you can't
hang with the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Go my name is Sam.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I got showed up on the showdown and I cannot.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hang with a gorilla. Okay, you, Sam, can't hang with
a real.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I was trying to decide about wanting to say, you
couldn't hang the well but he is an Olympic commentator
and they're paying him like a mill Was it like
a million bucks a day or something?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I know at first sounds like Bob const.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Dude for my money. Nobody can sing drop. It's like
like it's not like Bob cost this night. Unbelievable. Yeah, Sam,
hang on a second, have a good day, you too,
Stay right there. He was a game time decision. Was
I going to say, you can't hang with the with
the cartoon artist guy, you can't hang with the swingman.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I couldn't figure it out. I couldn't figure it out. Shelley.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That is six hundred bucks tomorrow win number one thousand
and seventy three nine straight. Good job, We'll talk to
you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
All right, sounds good? All right, have a good day,
key Key's Court, He's next.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
But bomb girl, I am not your work bestie girl.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
We need to scale down this wedding budget.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Somebody just said they had moving statues at their wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, those are scary. That is amazing. Stop giving her ideas.
More Fred Show next
This is the Fred Show each time.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Celebrate the holiday season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in
Las Vegas this November twenty eighth through December thirteenth and
Dobe be live at Park MGM and you could be
going a trip for two to the December twelfth show
at two Night's Day at Park MGM December twelfth through
to fourteenth and round trip airfare. Text Holiday to five
(00:22):
seven seven three nine right now for a chance to win.
A confirmation text will be sent standard message and data
rates may apply.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's all thanks to Live Nation, but it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Takes show business in the show business showdown, is someone
you secon Kiki it's your day? Yeah, it's your day,
but don't be dumb. Okay, like it is your day?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Go bright right, everybody broke, It's okay?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Thank you the honest Tay you fine?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You. Let me just promise you that if there's no
caricature man on balloon balloon animal artists at your wedding,
I'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Nobody will be mad about it. A circus.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
For you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I laughing because I had drag queens at my baby showers.
So the last person you, Brittany, yours Hey, what about
a fire eater?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know what for all? They come on?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Or how about the person that can hang weights off
of their private areas? How about that? Have you ever
seen them that can lift stuff with it? You ever
seen that on the on the internet before?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know what you over there googling and putting
and watch that nasty stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Seems you do need a piercer though.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know, I'm just about tattoos. Tattoos at the wedding, tattoos.
I love that. I know her.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Let's do it, let's do it, let's whiteboard all this. Hey,
there are no bad ideas. Yeah, showby is what do
you think of me? You you had a wedding a
few years ago?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm getting it for show you see.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my god, you want to be here talking about I
don't have that much money, but I need a romantic
swing with flowers all over it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Like, no, you don't, you don't need that, don't do it?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Hey, Sam, good morning, welcome to the program.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hi, Hello Sam.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
If I don't reel this in, we're gonna sit here
for forty five minutes and just talk about ridiculous things
that she could have at her wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Which might be funny. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Maybe we'll come back and do that. But fun fact
about you is what sam.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I like comedy shows so over the summer, I thought Push,
I thought Bobby Lee and that's my things.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh wow, all right, we'll see if they're available for
her Kiki's wedding, because apparently it's more of a variety
show than it is anything else. It's the Tonight Show
with Kiki, but it's a wedding. I'll get Jimmy Fallon
to show up. Well, we'll do a whole set in
the beginning.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It'll be great. You'll love a little monologue. You'll love it,
all right.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Five hundred and fifty bucks is the price over one
thousand wins only seventy four laws is eighth straight.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Good luck, guys, okay, good luck, thank you, good sky.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We gotta we gotta be And I'm hat of Jesse
White Tumblers and.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I get the Hey, I'll call my folks at the
Universe Soul Circus, and before long, you know, women hanging
from the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Are walking down the file like I'm not dead? What
about a little sirk to sleigh? How about that? Please?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh no, what about I bet I can get like
an off brand blue man group together.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right, the team that has the night off right. I
mean it may not be blue, and there might be
holes in the costume, but whatever, I know you can't
afford Rule.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, but we got a guy called fo Rule coming,
singing all the hits. Man, he's really good.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
See this is exactly what I told you was gonna happen. Shelley,
excuse me, Sam, it's your turn. Who was the musical
guest on s n L dropping two uncentered swear words
over the weekend?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I thought it was a Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Which Olympics commentator bestie to Martha Stewart and drop it
like his hot rabbit turns fifty four today? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Three?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Come on? You know two?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I know, I knew we got three. Leapt it's all good.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
On Which streaming service would you find the new popular
show Monster the ed Geen Story.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh that's Netflix.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Which one of Britney Spears's exes is on a very
annoying press tour for his new memoir, Kevin and Ashanti
was I know, we're equally disgusted, and Ashanti was spotted
on the beach in the Bahamas, looking amazing with her
baby boy, who is her husband and the father of
her son, Nelly. That's a four. That's great, that's great.
(04:52):
I can sense maybe a tie, maybe not. I think
two might come back to bite you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Four. Oh wow, okay, all right, Yeah, not a bad score?
You ready at all?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah? Who was the musical guest on SNL dropping two
uncentered twere words over.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The weekend, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Which Olympics commentator bestude to Martha Stewart and drop it
like it's hot rapper turns fifty four today Olympic commentary.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
On which streaming service would you find the new popular
show Monster The ed Geen.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Story, Oh? Netflix? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Which one of Britney Spears's exes is on a very
annoying press tour for his.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
New memoir, Kevin Federline.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And then Shauncey was spotted on the beach and the
Bahamas looking amazing with her baby boy, who is her
husband and the father of her son, Nelly. That is
five and that is a whim Sam, you did great.
That's a really good score. You should be proud of yourself,
But you have to say it my name is Sam.
I got showed up on a showdown, and you can't
hang with the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Go my name is Sam.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I got showed up on the showdown and I cannot.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hang with a gorilla. Okay, you, Sam, can't hang with
a real.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I was trying to decide about wanting to say, you
couldn't hang the well but he is an Olympic commentator
and they're paying him like a mill Was it like
a million bucks a day or something?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I know at first sounds like Bob const.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Dude for my money. Nobody can sing drop. It's like
like it's not like Bob cost this night. Unbelievable. Yeah, Sam,
hang on a second, have a good day, you too,
Stay right there. He was a game time decision. Was
I going to say, you can't hang with the with
the cartoon artist guy, you can't hang with the swingman.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I couldn't figure it out. I couldn't figure it out. Shelley.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That is six hundred bucks tomorrow win number one thousand
and seventy three nine straight. Good job, We'll talk to
you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
All right, sounds good? All right, have a good day,
key Key's Court, He's next.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
But bomb girl, I am not your work bestie girl.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
We need to scale down this wedding budget.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Somebody just said they had moving statues at their wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, those are scary. That is amazing. Stop giving her ideas.
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