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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen to music.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Ever, when you ever put your air pods in when
you go to the bathroom, anyone do that?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Of course I'm a speaker at you, and yeah, on
my phone, I'll listen.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Really, so you don't when like when you go to
do your deal, that's gonna take a little bit. You don't,
just you know, enjoy the solitude you actually listen to music.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Of course, not like I mean, of course I listened
to music. I make TikTok, I scrolled. I was fond
to emails, so it won't text you from time to
time like.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, I do emails and texting. But you poop while
you're tiktoking poop?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Probably no, you record yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh well yes, I mean you can probably tell from
some of the back's gonna say. But it's just like
you keep your head up, like in your face up
if you're doing a quick one of your push it.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Shit like like you can't not particular hard like you
honestly can't. I'm ignoring that. Would everyone knew what you meant.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We didn't necessarily need the reenactment, but thank you. What's
the male?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You know why you honestly, you can't.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The TikTok has no limitations in your life like shower pooping.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes, yes, it's a part of my meditation. It's a
very therapeutic place. Yeah, I don't know. I guess didn't
Jax tell you this in an interview You don't need
therapy if you have TikTok.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well yeah, well she did say that, which would save
me a lot of money if it were true. I
think I need more therapy after TikTok because, to be
honest with you, most of the time, but I don't.
I mean, there are limits, and I would say sitting
on the toilet is a limit to my content creation.
I won't say I don't come up with ideas. I
won't say that I don't write stuff when I'm sitting there. Yeah,
but I'm also not making videos, I'm afraid. Like like
(01:40):
this morning, for example, I was standing naked in front
of my sink.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I had just showered, and I went.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
To grab the Anthony Supple ball cream that I've been
talking about all week, and I thought, oh, I'm going
to make a video, but with my luck or like
a TikTok or some kind of content. But I didn't
do it because with little berries. Well that was the thing,
is like I was thinking there was a way I
could do it where you wouldn't see, like with my luck,
there'd be a reflection from another angle that I didn't
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So like I just didn't do it. No content in
the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh no, do it, honey, that's how we go viral.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We want to see. Yeah, I don't know. I had
the wherewithal to remember.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Like a Chryslist post about a woman who was trying
to sell a dress one time and she took a
picture of the dress, but she was standing butt ass
naked and there.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Was a mirror over here, and she forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
If you're holding a drink wearing sunglasses, you have to
really think about it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I've had people look in the reflection of sunglasses before
to see like who took the picture? Who were you standing?
With that kind of stuff. It's like, oh my god,
you psychopaths zoom in on it. Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So even on a toilet, Kiki, that brings a whole
new meaning.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Jay Simple, I would like you to speak up because
I know you probably take I'm looking at TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm just saying, I know everybody.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I know it's other people in this room that take
TikTok everywhere with them.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Clean with it, Yeah, that cook with it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Who are you doing anything? If there's if you got
a phone in your hand.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The time my phone is down, it's on the background.
It's just noise.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But I have to buy like lengthy videos, like I
need to hear.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
A story while I clean, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
That's why I watch Lives just always on.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, oh my god, I need It's no there's TikTok time,
there's silent time. There's time for you know, I don't
know just and when that's a long time. When I'm
in the bathroom, it's a long time. Plus I'm not
trying to hang out there any longer than I already.
That's not good for you to do that, really, Yeah,
your your little booty hoole can fall what.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, you can't sit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
On the toilet for that long girl, Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Sleep if you just sitting on the sitting anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Seriously, a doctor text us, you should not sit and
poop for that longer than you need to.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Literally, can something happen in your booty hole. I whoa
look it up.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't bekaelin your buttside that that's a wife steal.
Your mot is not going to get secked up in
a toilet. If you sit there too long, No somethings
going to happen to your booty hole.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Can fall has no support. Your ble is not going
to fall you, guys. That has happened to so many people.
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
If you pushed too hard, that's what happens, right I'm saying,
if you're sitting and your butt spread and you're straining
for longer than you need to, straining is different than
just sitting there and watching TikTok waiting for something to
come out.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Doctor, Please text us, I'm not good for you. I
mean I sit in this year for five hours. That's
what I'm saying. I'm sitting here right now.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Support Yes, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Please text us.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And sitting there different. You can't if you strained too hard,
it can like inverse.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So the way you're sitting right now is how you
sit on the toilet completely.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Your cheeks are clothes on the toilet. What do you
think I do? Like? I is designed to spread your
cheeks right now, they're together.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I promise your toys not designed to spread your what
your buttle is not going to fall out if you
just on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I would love to hear this conversation. I would love
to hear doctor Collins. Somebody please and honestly got it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I would love to hear about how sitting on the
toilet for too long my butt will fall off.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I would also like to know is there a way
that my feet can't fall asleep on the.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Toilet like that happens? That doesn't? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And I feel like it's static in my feet in
another see don't want.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
To read this? Yes, please.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Rectal prolapse the term from when parts of the intestine
become disconnected from the inside of the body and can
protrude outside of the I don't know if I could
say that word. Bootyhole typically occurs in young children and
the elderly, but it can be exasperated by spending long
periods of time on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Thank you Jesus. It can't know.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
And the title of the article from Men's Health isn't
a man's ractum fell out from sitting on the toilet
too long?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well? I don't know. I don't really.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, And I don't know why you're so consulted by
the fact. I just don't believe my muddle is going
to fall out.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I really don't, like I don't just be careful.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I was worried about your little booty. It sounds that
sounds like a wife state. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But again, what is the definition of sitting on it?
If it's sitting on it trying to get something, and
this is really getting roast.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But if it's I it's sitting there.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Trying to get something to come out for hours on end,
that's bad. But there's no difference between me sitting on
this chair right now and the way that I sit
on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
There is no difference. My butt is cool. It is
of all the things, it's not falling out. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I love how you say this outrageous thing and then
you're you're like so taken aback by the fact that
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I just don't don't even with the article. I can
find an article for anything right now.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can find an article that a UFO that I
that an alien is in my butt.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's where kids, it happens. Okay, but it says this dude,
it happened to Saspriged. Oh my god, well it happened
to a guy on the internet.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Guys, so your let's hold out if you sit on
the toilet for two longs something they just prolete.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh my god, Calen Rolette, yeah, something a joke.