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A woman went through TSA had to go through extra security because of her sweaty private parts.

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twenty eighth. First thing I see on our shared document
this morning, Paulina swamp crotch is getting people stopped at TSA. Haarly, well,

(00:48):
let me as well click on that while we're here.
While we're here, m passenger flag by TSA. After swamp
Crotch sets off alarm, you better not go to the
airport anytime soon, because you know you're a little leaking
boove situation.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, luckily it's not down there yet allegedly, but like
I'm leaking like where I'm not supposed to be leaking either.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh okay, all right, I'm going something wrong. Imagine hating
me and I'm just.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Here like leaking.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
If it's leaking from a place they didn't work on,
you might want to go investigate that. No, it's all good,
as somebody check that out. O good. Yeah, a checkpoint
alarm bells began blaring after a traveler's groin. Oh is
this like a personal situation or is this actual sweat?

(01:46):
I mean, I'm reading this real time, which might be
a mistake, but Pauline put it on here and so
I'm trusting you.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It said that there's an.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Extreme wetness in the pants is what this is due too.
So if I'm working at TSA first, how would I
know unless I guess I see it right, like common
natty your pants, Like I see a big stain.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Is swamp crotch like swamp, but where it's just because
it's so hot outside.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I think that's what I'm asking is That's what I think.
It makes you think so swampy so it's not anything else.
I mean, I'm just wondering, where are we going with this,
Like I really should have read this ahead of time.
I'm trusting the team here. Oh, but I'm kind of
wondering if what do we read the whole article I did.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I still don't understand because I think as women, we
kind of have it all year round, depending what you
got going on, kind of underwear, you know what I mean,
where we're headed, where we're coming back from.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, guys, I mean, we get swampy, but I get
you know, I get the propensity for swampy. But yeah, yeah,
I don't never know that that it happens anyway. But
I'm trying to figure out what TSA had to get involved.
So if you look for the first time in fifteen
years and both airports flagg my crotch at the arms
up scanner all so, I guess it's like the the

(02:51):
little radar through whatever it is, that radar detected something
X ray thing was like, what's going on here? Oh
the wet wanderluster. Describe yourself as mid sized adult woman
five eight, one hundred and sixty nine pounds, wearing bike
shorts and normal underwear. The Skyway siren assured social media
readers that her private parts were neither pierced nor outfitted

(03:14):
with medical devices. She claimed her pockets were totally empty.
I don't care about the pat down. They were polite
and professional. It didn't bother me. But I'm wondering what
I did. Internet know it alls say it's crotch sweat,
and they're likely right. Okay, I guess there are other
things for women that can set that off, but depending

(03:34):
on what's going on.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wait minute, I was agreen which your story. Have you
had a TSA issue?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
No, no issues with TSA. Oh, but issues with what
it is? Never an issue.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
There's a lot of possibilities here, see because I'm talking
about something else and no over here I go.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You have a personal experience with this.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm glad everything's normal to a bodily function that can
wrongfully trigger red flags, per a TSA expert.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Really, perspiration is probably the weirdest thing that can set
off the scanners. According to somebody who was commenting on
this for Reader's Digest, it has to do with millimeter
wave technology and how the wave bounces off water. The
insider added that the cousin machine often generates false alarms
due to sweat. Some countries have banned the scanners altogether,

(04:33):
but massive moisture isn't the only reason the TSA technology
might mistake one's undercarriage for a dangerous weapon. It's been
alleged to frequent flyers boasting larger features, such as Booty Delicious,
who wrote this boolicious behinds can expect to be stopped
and searched before the green lights and board a plane.
One person says the screening technology effectively screens diverse populations

(04:57):
of travelers each day. Adding to the devices, screening algorithms
are trained to recognize body composition, any unexpected abnormalities, excess sweat,
et cetera could prompt an alert. Oh you got that
weapon down there? Okay, I think a lot of people
would say that they need to be stopped.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Then hands up, you know why.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Are you putting on the TSA.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
This poor TSA agent just came to work to make
sure that nobody had anything in their bags. And Kiki's
over here trying to set off alarms and put it
on them.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
And I'm sorry, if you can detect what's the moisture
that's going on, you are too much in my.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Business, like to take this thing with me. Now, you
don't need to be able to know what's happening, Like
that's too invasive.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Well, I want to know what's so exciting in the
TSA or why you're so stressed out one or the other.
Why are we so stressing? That might be a sign
of look a little more carefully in your bags. I've
seen locked up abroad. Okay, have you ever watched that show?
Those people get very nervous, you know, these amateur drug
smugglers get very nervous. There might be something to this. Yes,

(06:04):
they're sweating a lot and they think everyone's looking at
them because they've got you know, black tar heroine that
some man gave them for a ten thousand dollars vacation
that they thought was just no strings attached before.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yes, and once you get pulled to the back room,
it's a wrap like it's like, oh, they.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Told me I could go to Ebitha and you know
they're going to pay for everything, and it was just free.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I didn't have to do anything. Now you're an equatory
in jail or some reason.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I wind up an Ecuador, not in Betha at all,
you know, And why am I in jail. Yeah anyway,
Well thank you for that, Pauline.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I had no idea. What an amazing contribution.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, I mean yes, I can tell that while I've
been gone you you evolved from making this your personal diary.
You're really coming with some.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Heat, hard hitting journalism saying you know what I meant, Whittler,
this is a situation.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Thank you, thank you. Yes, I sweat all the time.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
This is a text specify before a reading people's comments.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's a text. I sweat all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I do.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm a sweaty guy. I'm a sweaty person.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And I you know, sometimes I get the I go
to Leslie t the light Boat Dog, I get the
underarm botox, which is very effective. I still think it
makes it come out of like other places more, which
I guess makes me prone for a TSA inspection.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
But I sweat all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
But I've learned cotton I don't sweat as much other
fabric material. I sweat like crazy down there. Well, thank
you for that. Appreciate that. And we have a dialogue
going on here. It's embarrassing. It happens every time. Oh
someone said, oh wow, you got to like that's it
that's kind of a humble brag depending what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, it's still a hasshole that you have to look
forward to every time you fly somewhere. Cotton underwear.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Well that's true too also, like sometimes we just don't
need to share stuff, like if that happened to you,
it's okay, Like well, yeah we need to write an
article about it.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know. But I've seen everyone internet or I don't
know how I know this, but like they can see
a lot in that next and that thing where you
put your hands up like this, Yeah, they can see
like like right, they can see they can see all that.
Like they can't see like it per se, but like
there's it's it's yeah, they can see your prince Harry

(08:18):
or whenever. Sorry, yeah they can see. That's a different one.
They they know, they know they make but hey, this
is this is all. This is all for public safety,

(08:38):
Jason exactly, and they want to cause no alarm. I
do have a story about the shoes though, because apparently
some airports now t s A is not making people
take their shoes off, but only some airports, not others.
So that's another thing is I've noticed that like there's
A general generally, you can you expect you if you're

(09:01):
not TSA pre check, you're taking your shoes off for
the most part, you're taking your laptop set or whatever.
But I've noticed there are some airports now that have
updated technology where you don't have to do that.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
The rules change all the time, and I know, but
I've also noticed the TSA agents they assume that you
just know this already.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
And I'm still yelling, but I'm at a different airport
with different rules.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Right, and so yes, so don't take your laptop out. Okay,
I've been doing it for twenty years, all right, it's
learning behavior, and I know that if I don't take
it out and I was supposed to, then I'm going
to hold up the whole line. Then I'm that guy
who looks like I've never traveled before. So I don't
know what to do these days. You know, maybe and
maybe maybe there is a huge sign that says, at
this airport, you don't have to do that, and I

(09:41):
just am too you know, in my brain to not
see that. I don't think a TSA agent, I don't
think that's an easy job. I mean, you're dealing with
a lot of dumb people, and people don't follow the
directions even when you tell them. I understand all of that,
but we got there's also a gray area here of
emerging technology. You know, they're gonna be airports where you
don't have to take your shoes off off, and then

(10:01):
you're gonna take your shoes off, and they're gonna be
why are you taking any shoes off? Well, because it's
I've been doing it for twenty years because of that
moron with the bombed is shoe. Okay, And they're gonna
be like, well, but here you don't have to. But
then you're gonna go to the airport where you're you know,
you're going to Charleston, and they're they're not doing it yet.
So you're gonna be like, but I didn't have to
do it over there, and they're like, but but you
have to do it here.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
And so it's it's gonna be a big thing.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's like the person with the bag that it fit
on the way here, we're on a different plane. Now, okay,
like we're on a different plane. I'm a different person.
Right then it will last. I mean it's possible that
it fit on that plane, didn't fit on this plane.
It's possible you're lying to me both ways. But you've
heard that one before where someone tries to take their
trunk that you know that they're traveling with and they're like, no,

(10:43):
but it fit on the way here, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
But it doesn't fit now, Okay, all right? Thank you?
How you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And I also I also I brought up a story
yesterday from my personal experience that is making it into
what's trending today. It's almost like I can predict the future,
like I know what's coming. Maybe I should start writing
down everything that I think about from day to day.
Maybe not, though, because we don't need to have all
that proof of all of that. I don't want to
be subpoena dever. Hi, Jason, Hi, Paul, thank you for

(11:14):
that incredible start to the show. Thank you, it was
really good.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, my peers be proud of the National Association of
Spatic Journalists. Are in tone.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, what is that? I want to meet him? John,
you know I'm talking about. Yes, I want to meet him.
Jonas is here and you didn't book him. I know, figure,
what would you do? John?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
He is like the godfather of like, you know, broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
For me, I love him.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hikky belha mean and at show, Michlley are here. We've
talked about this over the years, and I've got in
trouble about this, but and I get the right thing
to do is say that you would be the hero
in every example. But I've watched that John Kenyon show
where like they're really like they'll have people say racist
or just mean or have.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
You seen his thing?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I thought it's like set up scenarios where they'll someone
will steal something or somebody will will like miss like
say something rude or mean or racist or bad or
whatever in front of another person who's unsuspecting, and then
they're looking to see if you're gonna intervene, So like
if it were if it were criminal, like if it

(12:22):
were a matter of public safety, if it were child,
I would like to believe that I would intervene. But
on some of the stuff where people are saying bad
stuff to other people in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Five, I don't know that I would jump.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I would say something to somebody, I might like call
the cops. But I've heard people be like, what do
you mean you wouldn't jump in between two people having
a racist argument. I don't know any like I know
it's not right, and if it were, like if a
woman or a child were unsafe, then don't I don't
really care, But I don't know, Like these days, I

(12:55):
feel like I would just call the cops. And I
don't know if that's what John Quimonez is looking for.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Idea, I'm crazy, That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like I'm not I'm not anyone's hero here like I
do I would. I can't watch something happen to someone
and not intervene. If I can say, like, oh my god,
I forbid someone's trying to kidnap a kid or like
lower them and do it like now, that's different. But
as far as like people communicating with each other, I'm
not looking to get in the middle of people's arguments
because people have guns and knives and and so like

(13:28):
they're always looking for the person and they reward the person,
you know, for like getting in the middle of these conversations.
But I kind of tended like mind my own business
because I also don't often know the context.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You know, we we witness.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
And hear things in everyday life all the time that
I'm like, I don't know about that, but I don't
really know what I'm looking at, so.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yeah, you might think the cameras are rolling, so you
try to really.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Be like, right, don't say that to her. Yeah, next
thing you know, you're getting beat up and drug.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I mean, so that's the thing, like I'm not trying
to I'm not And I've had people in the has
you know what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I would get in the middle and like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I get that, that's what you want to say, because
that makes you the hero, and everybody wants to be
the hero. I think the hero sometimes though, is like hey,
manager of the store, like, hey cop, right, I don't
know what's going on, but will you look into that
because you know how to do this. Me, on the
other hand, before long, I got in the middle of this.
I misheard it, and then you know what I mean?
So I don't we need to get John Keynons in here,

(14:26):
because I'd like to ask him three format like what yeah,
like what what do I get rewarded if I call
the cops if I see something I don't like? And
what if I'm wrong and I called the cops and
I'm that guy. It's a very stressful situation. It kind
of is no you try and do the right thing.
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I see stuff every day where I'm like, hmmm.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
No, I stopped flicking people off. I stopped doing all
kinds of things. You guys know. He's okay now then God,
but my uncle shot at recently during a road rage incident.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like people are not that's the thing. And two I go.
It's like, I want to do the right thing.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I really do, and I and I certainly don't want
to see anybody, you know, get into a bad situation.
But I'm also not really looking to get shot because
I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
You're the cameras first, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
John, but he's always in the in the back break room,
you know, with all the cameras, So I don't know
if John key OTAs is there. I have to look around,
like you see something like really bad going down, and
you have to look to see if they are extra surveillance.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Can like, oh my god, I'm on twenty twenty. Right
then you're the hero.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Stop that right now, what you're doing is wrong, Yeah,

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