Taco Bell 50k!

Taco Bell is hosting a 50k run in Denver that includes running over 30 miles all while eating Taco Bell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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thanks to the Live Nation. Have you guys heard about
the Taco Bell Ultra Marathon is not sponsored by Taco Bell. No. Now.
At first I would say, Okay, I'm in, except I'm not.
I'm not in it at all. As you know, I'm

(00:42):
on your two season two of trying to be a runner,
which means which means a more of a froolutum. My
run is a fast is a high exertion fast walk
for some people. I'm really out here, you know. And
then we got we got personal training at the stars
except for me, Gideon, you know who this guy yesterday

(01:02):
we're running and I was like, hey, and he's right
about to run the Chicago Marathon, and I'm like, give
me to start running right now at your marathon pace,
and I want to see how far I can keep
up with it. And I would say about three hundred
feet later I was done. Wow. And yet he would
have had to do that, and we'll do that this
weekend for another twenty six miles. So there's that wow.

(01:24):
Proud of you though, But yeah, no, I mean, you
know it's something this, however, I think would be difficult
for a lot of people. It's a fifty k. Okay,
it's a fifty k, which I don't know how to
do the math on that. I think it's eleven What
is it? I don't know what a fifty k is?
Someone looked at him? Please arety on? I know right? Well,
five k is three times? So is that fifteen miles?

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I'm about thirty one thirty thirty one miles? Thanks? Okay,
so you were right. The New York Coast reports that
Denver is preparing for an especially brute what must be
if is an ultra and especially brutal endurantry to Taco Bell.
Fifty K is not sponsored by fifty K. It's a
demanding test of not only cardiovascular fitness, but also intestinal fortitude.

(02:08):
You're required to stop at at least nine of the
ten taco bells along the route and consume food. This
is the eighth such competition, and the rules make this
race the ultimate tests of athleticism. So here are the
rules if you want to do it. First, of all
thirty miles we just learned is what a fifty k is.
By the four stopped, all entrance must have consumed at

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least one Chilupa Supreme or one crunt Trap Supreme. Dietary
restrictions will be allowed within reason. By the eighth stop,
all entrance must have consumed at least one Burrito Supreme
or one Nacho's Bell Grande. You have to finish in
under eleven hours. Drinks don't count as food unless you're
trying to get clever, you know, and like, oh, I'll

(02:53):
get a mountain dew you know, Baja blast and Nope,
that doesn't count. Entrance must keep receipts and wrappers for
confirmation of stupidity at the end of the rum. No
on course pepto alka, seltzer, pepsid ac or my lanta
will be allowed, and additional rules could be added, amended,
or change to promote the intent of the run, which

(03:13):
is to do something completely stupid apparently. So yeah, you think, like, okay,
I could do like a maybe a five a taco
bell five K. Now the taco bell part, like, I
don't know how long I could the five K part.
I could manage in a diaper maybe though, maybe ron
pants or something like that, because I mean, you know,
usually it's like if I'm gonna have taco Bell, then

(03:35):
we got to sort of plan out the rest of
the day, yes you do. You know, same with white Castle,
like we gotta we gotta sort of Okay, I'm gonna
do this, so cancel the rest of my plans, like
I need to be at home. I'm not going to
That's it's just not something to play with, Like we're
not just out here Willy Neely just having taco bell,
you know, and then just going about our day. Some
people can do that. I'm not one of those people.
But there are a lot of layers here, thirty miles

(03:57):
of running in eleven hours, and then you have to
do all of them. I think it's pretty wide. I
could do five K eleven hours. I mean, I mean
that is my five K time. Actually, I'm actually yeah,
I'm actually still running a five k from yesterday as
we speak right now. I know it doesn't sound like
I'm breathing heavy, but that's because I'm on an hour
ten